“Miley Cyrus’s high-waisted acid-wash jeans are beyond hideous” links

Miley Cyrus loves her hideous acid-washed jeans. [Go Fug Yourself]
L‘Wren Scott‘s Fall collection is gorge – I want the black velvet gown. [LaineyGossip]
Look at the tiny marmoset monkey! [Dlisted]
I watched 30 Rock last night – it wasn‘t very good, was it? [Pajiba]
LOL, Matt Damon has been all over the place during NYFW. [Pop Sugar]
Michael Bay is filming another Vicky‘s Secret commercial. [The Blemish]
I love Tiffani Amber Thiessen, and yes, she looks hot here. [Evil Beet]
Kim Kardashian pap‘d herself working out. [IDLITW]
Kristin Cavallari is barely pregnant. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Rest in peace, NYT journalist Anthony Shadid. [Gawker]
Do you want more bikini pics of Kate Upton? Of course you do. [Yeeeah]
Anne V‘s latest trashy dress. [Moe Jackson]
Please sign this petition. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian is still wearing fur. [INFDaily]
Charlie Sheen disrespects Ashton Kutcher. [Celebuzz]
Anderson Cooper looks completely in love with Miss Janet. [A Socialite Life]
Lil Kim‘s latest track. [PopBytes]

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  1. Lis says:

    You have to really, really, really try to find jeans that unflattering.

    So, er, well done? Follow your dreams? Never give up?

  2. TQB says:

    Kristen Cavallari may be barely preggo, but her boobs sure are!

  3. monette says:

    Please don’t bring this hideous fashion back! and Michael Bay is a freaking pervert, get him away from Doutzen! but he can have the other VS sticks, put them in one of his block buster movies. Big YUCK!

    • thebutlerdidit says:

      I guess I’m scratching my head over here. Don’t all you guys see 18-25 yr olds where you live often? Because they have been wearing the 80s retro higher waisted jeans for a good year now. I’ve also noticed that all the famous young women wear them, not just Cyrus and Hudgens. I guess they get more pics taken of themselves, or something.

  4. Jackson says:

    You know, I kinda like acid-washed jeans for a light, fun, retro look. However….the high waist??? No one should wear that cut ever, ever again. No. One.

    And I’ll take the red velvet swing coat from the L’Wren Scott collection. I was velvet-deprived this season and am going to drape myself in it next fall. 🙂

    • Jaxx says:

      Oh yeah? Don’t say never! We wore high waisted in the 70’s and they are a million times more comfortable than these low waisted horrors that are always sliding down, showing people’s muffin tops or coin clots, which the rest of us DO NOT NEED TO SEE! Also these pants make girls look hippy. Highwaisted pants are a million times more flattering to your hips.

      Sooner or later the fashion will swing back so we all have to get rid of our jeans and buy new ones.

      • Jackson says:

        LOL, I hear you. I can take the ‘natural waist’ look but the high waist makes everyone look short-waisted. And since I’m already short-waisted as it is, I need all the help I can get – I prefer to have at least a few inches between the boob sag and the waistband! 🙂

      • Kimlee says:

        Highwaisted jeans are NOT flattering, they make you look like you have a stumach or make the one you have look bigger and makes your ass look flat and wide.

        natural waist are the way to go.

      • Becky1 says:

        I think it depends on the person. I actually tend to look better in lower waisted jeans (I have slim hips and don’t have much of a waist). Natural and high waisted jeans look crappy on me-they make my butt look long and flat and emphasize my lack of a waist. Honestly, I don’t think anyone looks good in jeans as high waisted as Miley’s. I remember wearing that look when I was a young teenager back in the mid to late 1980’s and even then knowing on some level that it didn’t look that great on me.

      • CS says:

        THANK YOU soooooo much!!! Absolutely. YES. High-waisted jeans ARE a million times more flattering (and comfortable. and sexy). Low-rises even look odd on Size 0’s (flat, unflattering butt, and where did the waist go, oh up there, straight as a stick… just odd). I have lots of low-rises and they make me angry each time.

      • Kimbob says:

        @Jaxx…maybe you and I have different body types, but I heartily disagree. I remember in the 70’s when everyone wore those damn high-waisted jeans…I was effing MISERABLE! I’ve always been very thin, but my torso is short, & every time I wore those damn high-waisted things I felt FAT…looked weird. Hell to the no!

        To each his own, but I like the hip-huggers way better.

        Edit: I just noticed the pic Kaiser has circled…hahaha! Dare I venture that maybe Miley feels the same AS I DID when I wore those god-awful high-waisted jeans? Honestly, that’s what I felt like doing every time I wore them….UNBUTTONING/UNZIPPING them for some much-needed relief…just like Miley’s doing. Too funny!

      • Jaxx says:

        @Kimbob–you are so right. Every figure is different and for the shortwaisted those jeans were not flattering. So enjoy the hip huggers while you can. But I guarantee that in another ten years there will be a style change. I’ve lived long enough to see it happen many times. Fortunately for me, by the time they change again I’ll be too old for jeans. I’ll be wearing those bedazzled track suits! Just kidding, wouldn’t be buried in one. Guess it will be yoga pants for me.

    • Jaxx says:

      That red velvet swing coat is divine! Alas, I’m sure I could never afford it.

  5. Ha! says:

    Yup, can tell she’s been doing the “red tag” 80% off shopping at the local redneck thrift store. Way to go Chipmunk, you look more like Lohan every day!

    As for Tiffani Thiesen, she is still a very gorgeous looking lady!

  6. French fries says:

    Madonna 1984

  7. kimberly says:

    I love how she’s trying to be a trend setter, but honey that ship sailed a long time ago on that style. Even if it hadn’t you just cannot pull it off. Don’t feel bad, nearly all the chicks who wore stuff like those jeans and blazer didn’t pull it off either. Guys will always say you look good to get some later. . . 🙂

    i don’t think that top is her b/c it’s huge and doesn’t fit right. maybe she went diving in a friends closet?

    so much for her new hair style, the ends are fried to hell already from straightening too much.

  8. Miss Anne Thrope says:

    I think the petition deserves a separate post.

  9. postaldog says:

    I love the fact that she has to unbutton them to drive in comfort. Heh. But she does the “mom jeans” fit with her shorts as well. I wonder what’s up with that?

  10. skuddles says:

    The fug factor goes far beyond the awful jeans…

  11. CTgirl says:

    I haven’t seen jeans like this since 1986. BTW Miley, the 80’s were a fashion disaster and should never be revived.

    • Jaxx says:

      Oh. high waists weren’t just 80’s fashion. My teen years were the 70’s and all our jean were high waisted then too. They’ll come back around too, they are a million times more flattering than muffin tops and coin slots.

      • Happy21 says:

        I love the high-waisted wide leg jeans! Unfortuantely, I am short and just cannot pull them off. On a tall, slim person they look fabulous.

        This fit on Miley is just unfortunate.

      • ZenB!tch says:

        The ones from my “tween years” (when I was 8 but thought I was 15) weren’t as bad as those 80s ones. The wide legs are actually more flattering (and I’m short) and I don’t remember the waist being as high as these 80s one where it hurt to sit.

        I had size XS Dittos, Chemin de Fer and tween size Luv Its in 78-80 right before Brooke and her Calvins. Those weren’t as painful either nor the lie on the ground and zip with a safety pin Jordache from my real tween years.

  12. layla says:

    The fashion of the 80′ swas bad the first time… .why are they trying to relive it. Don’t these kids have a mirror?!

    You can not think, in sound mind, that you look good in those jeans.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Also they aren’t tight enough on her legs and they have no zipper on the ankles… if you are going to do 80s, do it right.

    • Carolyn says:

      Miley just has to look at her dad to see how bad some people looked in the 80s.

  13. Steph says:

    I dont understand the “LA” style that most celebrities are being pictured wearing, but it just looks so budget and I’m sure they spend good $ to get that look. Mileys jeans are more like acid mom jeans, not cute

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I have a feeling those ARE her mom’s jeans. I think Tish is just a few years older than I am and I saved one pair of each weird thing I wore in the 80s for posterity.

      I live in LA and I haven’t seen them in the stores or any non-Miley teens wearing them (and she lives one suburb over from me). It’s leggings and Uggs season out here right now.

      It’s the um colder season and we have no idea what to wear in the winter. It’s too cold for shorts and sundresses but too warm for winter clothes.

  14. Ari says:

    All I want to know is why were her pants unbuttoned lol

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Because you can’t sit in those without being in major pain! That button and waist DIGS into your tummy and when you are a skinny teen girl like I was in the 80s, it’s probably worse since there is no padding. THEY WERE PAINFUL. May they never come back again.

  15. Incredulous says:

    Ashton Kutcher as Michael Kelso – brilliant. Ashton Kutcher as anything else – God no.

    I’ll agree with Charlie Sheen but Two and a Half Men was always terrible.

  16. Tazina says:

    They’re coming back into style, and only certain body types can wear them, namely taller people with long waists and a flat stomach. I could never wear something like that but on the right frame, they don’t look that bad.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I was her age, maybe a little younger when they were last in. I had no idea how bad they looked – EVERYONE under 25 was wearing them.

      However, did you notice that she had to unbutton and lower the zipper to sit. I *HATED* them and the matching shorts because of that. I stopped wearing jeans and wore only leggings. Those things HURT!

  17. Cleveland Girl says:

    Tiffani IS hot, but that dress is a disaster.

  18. sallyreo says:

    I love her $100,000 car and I love her
    boyfriend, Liam. Who cares what she wears?

  19. ethosdino says:

    To be fair, I probably had my share of fashion missteps at that age as well.

  20. ZenB!tch says:

    The 80s called, they want their hideous fashion back.

  21. ZenB!tch says:

    I don’t care about Michael Bay shooting VS ads – someone has to – but those pics reminded me of that woman who thinks Kate Upton is too “downmarket” for VS. Really, the one in the photos with MB has full on Pammy/Megan hooker lips.

    I agree with whomever called these women uninteresting no name models. Blergh and they are all smoking too. I miss the supermodels.

    Do men really buy that much VS stuff? I ask because that shot of that bony ass bending over repulses me. It doesn’t make me want to buy their undies… yeah it may not make the ad nor even be on his reel but ICK!

    • demian bichir says:

      Haven’t you seen all the old pervs wearing black glasses that were present there for no other reason than to watch those young girls in lingerie.
      I always thaught that only gays were allowed to work with the VS(to make them feel more confortable).In my opinion those girls are more jerk off material than relly supermodels.Supermodels don’t exist anymore in the fashion world.

    • Carolyn says:

      It makes me laugh that any model who works for VS is considered to be a Supermodel. That term is used too loosely these days. Strutting your stuff in cheap lingerie doesn’t make you a Super.

  22. NinaG says:

    I don’t like the high wasted paints, that high. I agree with some of the ladies who say that the natural waist are much better, even for those who have a bit of a pudge, like myself, I lost all the weight but just got to get my stomach more firm, lol but these come in handy though when you need to push your gut in. I think this total ensemble is a mess by the way she coordinated ever thing. I have seen many people dress retro whether it be 50’s, 60’s, 70’s or 80 and it looks really nice on them and they put together the outfit perfect, with the right color’s, shirt etc. Miley looks like she just threw this on, not really trying to make it look cute, like she had to run some errands.

  23. Lee says:

    you didn’t like 30 Rock this week Kaiser? I thought it was hilarious! one of the better episodes so far this season.

  24. shalibali says:

    First time I have seen her hair without her extensions. it looks like her hair is pretty damaged from them

  25. JuliaDomna says:

    She looks like she’s just having fun with clothes and I find that rather endearing.

  26. Blue says:

    Ewww those jeans are absolutely awful.
    I also signed the petition. Some people will do anything for attention, even acting like a heartless a**hole.

  27. Bizzach says:

    Haha, I’ll bet a hundred bucks those are vintage Gloria Vanderbilt. Only one woman made jeans that high-waisted!!!

  28. DreamyK says:

    THANK YOU for posting pics of the new L’Wren collection. For some reason, everyone else is focusing on the designers boyfriend (Mick Jagger) instead of her glorious clothes. Let’s hope some of her dresses show up at the kazillion Oscar parties coming up.

  29. Nanz says:

    I’m not a fashion girl, but even I know that outfit is hideous.

  30. Buckley says:

    That model Agyness Den (or whatever her name is) tried this look years ago…

  31. hillbilly in the corner says:

    Apparently you lately don’t have Nic or Disney channels playing at your house most of the days…….Those jeans are back in style for the teens and you adults on most of those shows and the whole 70 and 80’s looks are coming back…even the big hair LOL…I like them they look a lot better then those low waist jeand that make most woman look like the pilsbury dowboy…..with that muffin top thing UGH! and I like her hair …I her hair not some for Indian girls hair turned into extentions….and tack on to somebody else head….. looks cute and I don’t know about you guys but I unbuttom my jeans when I set down in the car cause you know how they pinch…..LOL

  32. Maya says:

    It looks like she dug up a pair of old jeans from her wardrobe…
    Eek!

  33. hateonit. says:

    ew. whole outfit just ew. she’s not attractive in the least bit. dressing like this does not help her case. she also can’t sing so I guess she really only famous from her dad and the Disney show :/ omg I can’t with those jeans. the jacket is not bad. whatever it is shes wearing underneath a corset? why? she wears stuff like that a lot…..

  34. Lisa says:

    I… like the jeans. It’s the 80’s baby and 90’s kid in me. But you still have to zip that shit up; suffer like the rest of us did!

  35. wunder says:

    She needs to return those back to the 80’s second hand store asap.

  36. Francesca says:

    Mom jeans

  37. FeverDream says:

    I think she looks adorable.
    I actually like Miley Cyrus a lot.

  38. mk says:

    W.T.F. Seriously.

  39. ema82m says:

    The girl can’t dress…she always wears odd combinations…but I must say her hair that length is great, makes her look a bit more sophisticated, maybe that’s going too far, less trashy at least!