I have an honest question to ask you… I was debating whether or not to cover this Taylor Swift story (which I find rather boring) or a story about Michael Fassbender trying to produce a film about Irish Gods or something. Which story should I have chosen? My gut was telling me “FASSY. Always Fassy.” But I’ve gotten to the point where I want to save up Fassy stories until there’s a big one – like, he gets someone pregnant or he has a dong-slip on the red carpet (if only). So for now, let’s just deal with Swifty’s bland ass. Swifty and Zac Efron, voice stars of The Lorax, appear on today’s Ellen show. Ellen was asking both of them what they did for Valentine’s Day, and Swifty’s answer was just… typical.
Ellen: So what did you all do for Valentine’s Day together?
Taylor: He had plans on Valentine’s Day.
Ellen: What did you do?
Taylor: I actually had a pathetic single girls party. It was cool. That’s actually what it was called. I’m not saying that being single is pathetic. We’ve talked about this. I think it’s awesome. I had all my single girlfriends over and we ate junk food and just ate what ever we wanted and danced. We made these little profile cards about why we’re single.
Zac: That’s so different then what single guys do.
Ellen: What did you do for Valentine’s Day?
Zac: I went to a screening of a film that I did called “Liberal Arts.” Then cooked some dinner.Ellen: With who?
Zac: A friend.
Ellen: What’s her name?
Zac: Ellen.
Ellen: That’s right we’re together. Ok, finally the truth comes out.
[Via Ellen’s transcript]
Ellen apparently jokes them about allegedly being “together.” Zac could do much worse than Swifty for a “girlfriend” you know? He’s currently “dating” Miss Eyebrows, Lily Collins, which… I mean… who believes that? Swifty and Efron, though? I could buy that. Unfortunately, I think Swifty has a taste for older, douchier gentlemen.
As for Swifty’s thing about her “pathetic single girls party” – do you think she believes single girls are truly pathetic? I don’t. I think it was just a joke aimed at the sisterhood, letting us know that she’s single and she relies on her girlfriends. It’s the kind of joke a sophomore in college would make about her V-Day plans too – and Swifty isn’t much older than that, so I guess it’s fine. But the problem I have is that I think Swifty’s current goal in life is “getting a boyfriend” and “spending time with a special boy.” Is it simply girlishness or is it immaturity?
And why does Swifty always look like she’s plotting?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
It’s the eyes! She has scheming eyes.
How old is she again? Thirteen?
OH give Swifty a break!better alone than in bad Gyllencompany! I’m glad that such a young lady can be happy on her own unlike Needifer Lopez or Needystone who have to have a pennis by her side or they feel like they’re a nobody, GEEZ! Bad if you bang and bad if you frggin don’t. >:l
Swifty doesnt choose to be alone; just no one chooses to be with her… so what do you do? you have no choice but to tell the world ‘it’s fine…I have my girlfriends! who needs boy-cooties anyways?’ sure, Swifty, sure…*side-eye
You keep on saying you are a pathetic girl, you will become a pathetic girl, and the world would start treating you like a pathetic little girl.
Grow up!
Sorry pathetic is going back to the guy who left you for dead.
Taylor is young, rich, talented and pretty what is the problem.
Should have gone with the Fassbender story! Always!
Yup, I’d rather read about Fassy than Swifty too.
LOL…Yeah I think I rather heard another story on LiLo than Taylor. I really kind of think its great she’s so boring. At least she’s not controversial. Maybe when she get’s a bit older and would have experience life more she will have more interesting news.
I could definitely see Zac and Taylor together. But am I the only one who thinks Zac and Vanessa are just taking a mere break and will eventually get back together? Yeah, I do believe in soulmates. :\
P.S. I LOVE Lily Collins eyebrows. But maybe I’m a bit bias because I too have thick brows.
I think she’s sweet, a little typical and monotonous, but still sweet. I do think she does the side eye pose a lot though and it makes her look shifty.
I have to say this — I don’t mind Swifty, but I absolutely detest her new hair! It’s the bangs, I think. They don’t let her eyes come out. And the color. It’s too ashen. She should have just kept her curls (curly girls trying to go against nature for too long spells disaster on the hair follicles, with possible lasting consequences. Trust me, I know whereof I speak) and grown out her bangs. The poor girl looks like she’s wearing a wig, and one with an atrocious color!
1. Always go with the Fassbender story, no matter how trivial.
2. Give Swifty a break. It could be so much worse.
I had the best V-day ever. I was single (yet again) this year and I was invited to go for drinks with a bunch of other single people at a fancy hotel here in South Africa.
All the other girls ditched at last minute because most of them didn’t thought it would be stupid to be going out on V-day when you’re single. I was the only girl and there were 4 guys there so I got spoilt rotten the whole night. Haha I did feel like a slut though what with being just me and 4 guys at a table.
I just reread my comment and I apologise if I sound like I’m bragging but I’m never that girl who gets all the male attention and it was so funny that out of all the nights for it to happen, it happened on Single’s Awareness Day. I was expecting as Swifty would say a pathetic singles party and instead I had a really great night out 🙂
Feel free to judge/attack me for making this completely irrelevant comment.
I aint gonna attack you for that. Ill say get yours instead 😉
No hate here either lol I got to do something similar, just not as fancy with my 3 guy housemates. We are all single and we had a great time together. Not an official party, just drinks, food and a movie marathon. I probably looked like a real slut that day too!
As far as Swifty and friends are concerned, that party actually sounds like a combination pity/grab for attention party to me for some reason. Just don’t celebrate if you don’t want to. Its not a requirement.
I didn’t think you were bragging, I thought, ‘good for her that she’s not sequestering herself like she’s got TB because she’s–perish the thought–single.’ I’m sure your friends are nice girls, but I’ve always thought that getting depressed over Valentine’s Day is what losers do. And this is coming from a person who has never celebrated a romantic Valentine’s Day, stars just haven’t aligned that way, yet. I guess it’s as good a reason as any to take stock of thing, but if you’re going to get pouty because there’s this one day out of the year that isn’t solely devoted to sucking up to you, your priorities are out of whack, you’re allowed to be thankful more than one day per year. As for Swift, the baby doth protest too much, but I’ve seen far worse from people far older, so I’m not too rankled. Still, women of the world: the universe doesn’t owe you a date, so if you’re calling up your friends, please don’t let the only reason that you’re doing so be to cry about how it does. Your friends deserve better. Let’s give each other a neurosis-free day, that’s a pretty great gift.
this girl acts and talks like she dresses – about 12-13. how much more vanilla can you get? yuck.
If you have to make cards about why you are single you are pathetic. I never felt the need to explain why i was single. More time should be spent explaining why you have chosen your current bf or husband
Isn’t that the truth? How many times have I shaken my head at some deluded woman cussing out another woman on Judge Judy because she ‘can’t keep a man’? As if all the decayed morality in the world could be reasonably dismissed for the sinner and the saint alike because her Slow Jamz Mix ’96 is on constant rotation, do you believe that? And who is that prize who has almost as many baby mamas as he has convictions who is barnacled to your paycheque, *ahem* wake, miss?
Plenty more VDs to come? Is it wrong that I thought you meant veneral diseases which I guess could also be the case!
Stunted; stuck at 14. UGH.
If you have to have a “single girls” party…. then you really aren’t ok with being single.
Exactly. Similar to something I said upthread, it’s just a ‘Lady Doth Protest Too Much Mixer With Cookie Dough, Reese Witherspoon, Absolutions and Virgin Margaritas With De-Salted Sodium Rims To Follow’. Are they fighting with their pillows, or just crying into them? Let’s braid things until we’ve cracked the mystery.
Always Fassbender. Even if the headline is something like “Michael Fassbender Buys a Pair of Shoes”, go with it anyways. Trust your instinct!
I’m with the should have been a Fassbender story gang, never used to see the appeal until I saw him interviewed on Top Gear Sunday night – hello Fassie love
I’m telling you, Taylor Swift and Zac Efron will be the next Hollywood couple, Those two together are hiding something…
I’ve known women in their 40’s who think life begins and ends with a man. She’s still very young, still learning, people need to ease up on her. This story hardly warrants all the negative comments, at least she’s not letting a past abuser back in to her life, now that’s pathetic.
I dont believe i would have told the part about the lame cards. Im havin a hard time feeling sorry for a rich, beautiful, young, talented girl who doesnt have a bf..get out there girl!
As I was reading this a Taylor Swift song came on my ipod…
I am here for you, Taylor. 🙂
She is freaking lovely. I am sucker for nice girls. Unlike most males who like to go for freakshows like Rihanna.
Um…I agree with your initial thought. Always Fassy. Please. Pretty pretty please.
That duet that they sung together was really cute. I was too old from high school musical came out (around 20) but seeing him in those pictures on ellen, come on, he is hot now!
It is insane how overrated this girl is. I am in awe of her success because I have no F()cking idea how it happened. Shes kinda cute, but I mean come on,am I missing something here? Her singing is average at best and her song writing skills are ok I’ll admit but…what is the big deal with her?
Her rich daddy bought her a record contract. That’s why our dearly departed Whitney Houston did not categorize what a man feels for his daughter as being ‘the greatest love of all’, because it can lead to this and ‘this’ ain’t great.
Paging Dr. Black and other Dr. Black, your horrible daughter wants to remind of what day it is tomorrow.
Don’t buy your kids record contracts.
What’s with the upside-down boob dress?
You know, maybe the reason she’s single all the damn time is because no guy is going to want to date a girl who is always bitter about being broken up and pretty much telling the world about what a dbag the guy is. No offense to her, but obviously she must be doing something wrong if she is always being dumped.
I personally don’t really like Swift or her music. I;m just sick of how generic and similar her songs are. They pretty much all revolve around boys and relationships.