Lindsay Lohan was in court today. Do we have to talk about this court appearance endlessly? It wasn’t her first, and it won’t be her last. Surprisingly enough, even with all of the cracked-out Terry Richardson photo shoots and trainwreck appearances in NYC, Lindsay managed to complete her community service hours this month at the morgue (where she gets all of her fashion tips). As for the fashion… look, we’ve totally seen worse from LL. Yes, this seafoam-green (??) minidress isn’t appropriate for court, but it’s not completely INappropriate either. Her lips are still jacked. She’s wearing candy-colored lipstick. Oh… wait… I think I just got it. Is she channeling 1960s Liz Taylor? Is that it? You know this crackhead plans her court outfits according to a very specific crackie system. I really think this ensemble is somehow related to Liz Taylor.
Anyway, here’s what went down with the judge:
Lindsay Lohan just got yet another rave review from Judge Stephanie Sautner during her probation progress report hearing this AM — as Sautner proudly announced, “You’re in the home stretch!”
Sautner was impressed — that for the 3rd time in a row, Lindsay completed her required community service and therapy sessions.
Sautner gushed, “You seem to be getting your life back on track.”
Lindsay has ONE MORE progress hearing set for March 29th — by which date she must complete her final 14 days of community service at the L.A. County morgue, and 5 more therapy sessions.
If she stays on track, Lindsay will be placed on informal probation, meaning all she has to do is obey all laws.
Then again, that’s been a tall order in the past.
TMZ obtained a copy of Lindsay’s latest probation progress report …and according to the document she still owes $3500 in community service fees related to the jewelry theft case. The original debt was $3900.
Do you think she keep everything (relatively) together for one more month? Oscar weekend is going to be hard for her, you know. There will probably be LOTS of parties at the Marmont, which is LL’s current home. Ten bucks says she gets into some kind of crack shenanigans this weekend. TEN BUCKS. But even then, it won’t matter. The California legal system has wiped their hands of the Cracken. They just want her out of the system.
Update – video! She looks like hell here. Is that a wig?
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
ugh. those lips, those jowls…that HAIR. Lifetime must dislike liz taylor a lot to cast lindsay in that role
what is up with those lips ?????????
Oh yeah that has to be a wig and WHY on earth would you want to look like your mom?
You make a good point about Oscar weekend and all the parties… do you think she is going to make it to her SNL gig without any shenanigans? Do you think they scheduled a back-up just in case something happens? OH man, i hope we get a liveblog!!!!!
Relli, I think you’ve just got it, why does she want to look like her mum? As L has at least one sibling who is also red-headed I suspect that Dina is a red head in denial. She has an extremely strong hold over L and I imagine has told her that blonde is better.
Let’s be honest..the only reason she’s doing so well is she hasn’t really been invited to any parties, unless she crashes them, thus no temptations.
The judge meant she’s getting her life back on crack.
Yeah….lol!
HAAAA!
Yes and also the judge spoke to her as if she was a dumb 5 year old. which she probably is..
She looks like an old hooker…oh wait.
And is that bloat on the stomach i mean, she is skinny then that random bumpacity is kimda BAM!
I was wondering about that. I doubt she’s pregnant…but doesn’t malnourishment give you a bloat like that?
that my friends is called ALCOHOL
My money is on coke bloat and contipation from barbituates.
Looks like the same kind of bloat I noticed on Whitney Houston, just a slightly smaller version but it’s there and quite noticeable.
Maybe the judge meant to say “back on track marks”?
On any other person, I would really like that dress.
In other news: Do you think she will sue Jeremy Lin for infriging on her name with all this LINSANITY stuff?
Since it’s the media calling him that, I doubt it.
It amazes me how delusional that Judge is being about Lohan.
The only thing saving Lohan right now… is that she escaped having to do drug testing.
If she had to pee in a cup. She would be in jail right now.
But sadly, it is a matter of time before Lohan gets busted.
Plus I still have not seen a press release, from LIFETIME, that they hired her to be a cracked out Liz Taylor for them.
I clicked on this post thinking it was a ‘vintage Hollywood’ about Ms. Taylor. How disappointed I am.
blech. What ugly arms and pot belly you have my dear.
At least we know she’s not dependent on diuretics!
One can only wonder and hope that how much she is taking this seriously, considering that she has constantly been getting a slap on the wrist.
I thought she owed back taxes? She probably won’t get any breaks in federal court.
Well, um, at least she has laid off the fake tan. (I tried to think of a positive :- )
Hmmm those legs look like the legs of a dead old woman, drowned in the duck pond and submerged for a week.
A spray tan would remove the Corpse Chic look she is sporting ; )
I think she needs a real doctor. That skinny bloat of hers may be a real medical condition of some sort?
It’s coke bloat. And I don’t mean cola.
Sweet fancy Moses, that first picture will give me nightmares. Is her head getting bigger?
TMZ posted that she has only paid like $400 of the $3500 court costs she was ordered to pay when she got caught nicking that necklace. I hope to all things holy that the IRS doesn’t make a deal with her on the back taxes she still hasn’t paid.
What the hell is the big deal about this Liz picture? It’s freaking Lifetime. I could make a movie about my cat and it would still be more enjoyable to watch than her crap.
I would totally go see a movie about your cat!
K so Lindsay manages not to get a DUI in the last month or steal something and that’s considered “getting her life on track”? It only took her about 50 court appearences to finally manage to do what she should have been doing years ago.
So she’s getting her life back on track…
You mean she is completing what the court ordered whilst continuing with the druggie hooking lifestyle all the while believing that she has everyone fooled that she is clean and sober?!!
I have lost all respect for judge Sautner…she is obv star struck – Linnocent looks terrible and is a crackie overdose waiting to happen
In a word, YES.
*raises cracktini* Cheers, dahling!
*raises cracktini* right back at you Bella 😀
I can’t help feeling really sad for her. She was just a kid when her parents pimped her out to Hollywood, and her life is pretty well trashed at this point. Her whole life will be defined by these years in a way that I can’t see her recovering from. And she looks 40, and that’s tragic at her age as well. She’s not got the body of work behind her to make her a tragic heroine – just a trashed mess. It’s pretty sad, so much waste. Makes you wonder what her life would have been if she’d just gone to the local school and been allowed to grow up. Spoilt? Sure. But that word is literal in both senses. She’s ruined, basically, and doesn’t even seem to know. I can’t see anything to like, but there’s so, so much to pity.
Kate # 2, WHY would you feel sorry for someone who does not care?
I have a relative who got thrown in jail for meth and it made her want to get off the drugs and go to in-house and get clean and she now wants to be a drug counselor.
I DO NOT feel sorry one bit for LL.
at this point, I’m just waiting for her to OD. She clearly does not give a fuck about anything or anybody except herself.
That’s exactly *why* I feel sorry for her. She has so little sense of her life and herself being worth more – how can you not feel sorry for someone who doesn’t even have the self-awareness to know how drastically they need to change? I don’t feel sorry for people like your relative, I respect them. What she did is HARD and takes real guts. It takes facing nasty truths about yourself and where your life is going. I just don’t think LL is capable by now. And I think her being way past the ability to care or take steps to sort herself out is one of the saddest things imaginable. She doesn’t seem to have what it takes to save herself, and nobody else is going to be able.
Kate #2
I feel sorry for her as well. I can’t imagine having done to my child what LL’s parents did to her. They were supposed to protect her, not party with her, and pimp her out. Why would she ever think she didn’t have a price, that’s all she was ever taught, that she had a price.
I just know I wont be all “she deserved it”, if anything happens to LL, I just wont. She could be anyone a regular person, a so-called “nobody”, I’d still care.
co-sign yours and Kate’s comments.
You make some excellent points, and part of me wants to be sympathetic towards her. But another part says, okay, she has had many, many advantages that other people with equally shitty parents never had. She has had opportunities for rehab and therapy the likes of which are unheard of in this country where healthcare is beyond so many people’s means. People have and continue to bend over backwards to help her, offer her stuff, house her, clothe her, feed her, buy her clothes. She has been ordered to therapy–and that’s where you learn coping skills and self worth and all these other good things that you’re saying she just doesn’t have. She COULD have them. We are not doomed to be our own childhood selves forever. We have the power to get up, get some help, and help ourselves. She can manage to make phone calls to TMZ and Lorne Michaels and Hugh Hefner and anyone else who can help her “career”–I believe she also has the capability of calling therapists and other doctors who could help her manage IF SHE WANTED TO. She doesn’t want to, and thus, my sympathy never quite gets off the ground.
Amy Winehouse had that alcoholic liver bloating going on too, in the last years of her life. I don’t care WHAT that judge says, we are watching the end days of LL’s life. Probably Sautner’s words “You are getting your life back on track” will be quoted over and over after LL is found dead somewhere, along with a big old “What went wrong?” caption.
And White Oprah will start another 100 million dollar lawsuit because she lost her ‘wonderful daughter’ (her words).
Oy! that HAIR. Reminds me of when I used to sit behind this girl in grade school who was on the swim team and she had this hair that was kind of white-blonde-green that looked like it would break off in your hands….Oh honey….no.
I’m going to fall on the “judge/Cali court system is over her & just wants her gone” side of the debate.
There is no other reason on earth (that I can wrap my head around) why the judge is saying stuff like this.
Unless Judgie lives under a rock, without electricity, wi-fi, and a mobile device. Because we’ve ALL seen the pix of her falling into innocent people at NYFW. (For some reason, my mind converts that to NSFW – is that just me?)
No! It does me too! Damn internet.
Madisyn I believe I owe you $10 and an apple cracktini.
quit torturing us with those lips!!
To think this this 45 year old, aging woman used to be this a few short years ago. http://www.thighswideshut.org/tag/lindsay-lohan/
Very sad.
Omg…that hair of hers just keeps getting worse. She may be getting her life back on track(*cough NOT cough*) but her hair tells a different story.
Ok, help me out here ladies. Top pic on her arm (where her “hair” ends) there is that damn “bandaid” dirt again!! Have I been missing it or has that been on her arm since I think July of last year?? Take a bath and scrub yourself gross bitch!
It’s a tattoo.
A shitty one.
Love the new nose looks like they put in some silicone support behind thos flared nostrils to keep the septem from completely collapsing …changed the shape of her nose though now its straight like mine….LOL and with the bigger teeth in place and the inflated lips I recken her mouth sticks out about 2 inches from the rest of her face kind of like a (duck bill) ..LOL
but she should have tighten up that jowl a little move…thats why she looks so different plus the bloating and love the glass they hide the worn out look of the eyes….
Not good not good at all and now she is getting the bloated stomach like her liver is going….or she preggers..(please not that cause that would be tragic for any baby) …..
RE: Judge Blind as a Bat: the only thing I can think of is that the judge is not allowed to use tabloid stories to make her decisions. Just like if it were you or me, the judge wouldn’t have pictures of us boozing around our hometowns, so she wouldn’t know what we were up to beyond what the PO, the morgue, and the therapist said, she can’t say, “well, looks like you were tarting it up in New York, HO! ” or she would somehow be seen as not being impartial (this is a laugh, I know, since this judge has now bent over backwards and doubled herself over to lick Lindsay’s ass for months on end, so it isn’t like she’s even pretending she is just like any normal criminal in any other way), So, as usual, she gets special treatment when it works to (what she sees as ) her benefit, but the judge is not allowed to notice her “specialness” if it is NOT to her benefit, because that would be unfair.
I have nicer wigs than that, that I bought at the dollar store at Halloween.
So what does one do, go to the doctor and say, listen, my nose is collapsing, what can we do?
And the doc says, “You still using?”
And you say, “Yeah, and I have no intention of stopping.”
The doctor then says, “Okay, we’ll fix you up with some silicone shit and get you on your way. You’ll be snorting again by dinnertime!”
Is this seriously how it works? Does the doc have at least some legal obligation to call you a junkie whore pig and tell you to get some help?
And is the treatment at least painful? Or is the pain numbed by all the coke?
(The above questions brought to you by a naive academic type who could never even figure out how to smoke cigarettes the right way).
how is she so skinny but has a double chin and what looks like a 3 month fetus? yet not be expecting(hopefully)? she’s fallen soo far. I honestly loved her work and thought she was such a great actress. so sad 🙁 weve lost another one.
in Whitney’s last pics, she had the bloated liver too. Just saying.
The cracken ain’t long for this world unless she has a sudden epiphany (or the IRS actually throw her @$$ in realsie real jail for not paying her taxes for two years). Hey, wasn’t she thinking of moving to NYC after her probation was up? That could be f-u-n, cuz New York does not mess around like CA does. She gets caught shoplifting while snorting coke off a baby, and BAM! cracken goes bye-bye! lolz.
I thought Dina Lohan was suppose to be on Dr. Drew last night…..Any word on why she flaked?
her mouth/face looks PAINFUL. as if it’s hard to move. jeeze.
Is she pregnant? Seems to be the in thing & the judge is now smoking the same pipe as LL..:(
god pls help lindsay
god save her
I just love that Cheshire cat smile she has in those pictures. She’s like ‘yeah I got this wrapped up!’. This girl absolutely loves the spotlight, no matter if its walking to yet another court hearing or anything else. It’s attention, she just wants to have attention in the worst way. I am of the opinion that LL has finally decided that she cannot live without the lifestyle to which she has become addicted. I think she is addicted to the fame, the paps, the lifestyle of being watched and looked at, and the drugs are just something she does because I’m sure the opportunities to do blow and drink and take other drugs is so easy in this type of lifestyle, it’s there, it’s available. Her hair on the other hand looks like the hair on this doll I used to have, it’s hideous, it looks like a wig now, not even real hair. This poor unfortunate child. And the bloat! really, this is just like Whitney’s pictures that were taken a couple of days before she passed, that bloated stomach. She looks like she’s 50 years old! I can’t understand how she looks in the mirror and sees something totally different, she sees a beautiful young starlet, it’s really eerie.
Okay, seriously, other than Parent Trap, Mean Girls, and Herbie, what has this girl done? Everyone talks about how she used to be an actress, but are those her only credits? Because if they are…well…hmph…I don’t even know. Why is she even around? What a joke?
I love that dress though. Not on her, of course. But it would like really cute on me. 🙂
She had a minor role in Bobby, alongside Demi Moore some years ago. In 2006 or 2007 maybe. I think she nailed the role, and her appearance didn’t ruin the movie. We can call that a success at this point 😛
I loved Mean Girls, but I loved it because of other characters: the Gretchen, Karen, Regina, Janis and Damian. Those actors did an awesome job.
Janis & Damian were AWESOME!
I work in the mental health system @ a clinic for the chronically mentally ill one of the hardest things to witness are those who have drug induced psychosis while it may have been shock value to have Lindsey complete her community service in a morgue if she could spend a few of those community hours where I work she would see first hand that a mind is a terrible thing to waste:(
I love that dress. It would look great on ME!
Agreed. The dress and coat look lovely together. The sunglasses are a nice contrast, and the shoes are a bit matchy-matchy with the colour of the coat but I’ll give them a pass. If she ditched the white extensions and stopped messing with her face she could look great. (Wow, I can’t believe I just wrote that.)
yeah, the dress would be great on someone (anyone?) else. and i’m glad she covered herself up with a coat for court. what a mess this woman is. i wonder if her attorney can’t freaking wait to wash her hand off of the crackie.
I did a picture search of “coke bloat” to see if she really does fit the definiton.
You know what, she IS the definition– run that search and all you get are pics of Lindsay Lohan!! Thats sad.
I came across this 2007 post at The Superficial on Lindsay’s crazy antics, and I cannot get over how pretty she looked back then and how AWFUL she looks now!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay_lohan_kicked_out_of_ho-05-2007
I agree! She looks like a totally different person. It’s super sad. If I had to guess her age (and didn’t know who she was) I’d be guessing 40s……..
Agree with the comments about the liver. No respect for the judge whatsoever, possible cataracts/glaucoma, and completely deaf that’s all I can figure.
WTF is gonna have to be done to this skank-ho to make her even VAGUELY resemble Liz T.? Bitch please……….. Another fame whore I wish would just go away, and yes, she straight up looks nasty, and in dire need of a real good scrubbin’
I want her shoes – that is all
I cant see the video??? wth?
She needs one of those color consultations so that she can see that she should NEVER wear pastels and a blonde wig. Never!
In other news, she does not have the bod for that dress.
And in conclusion – even IF she were able to “get her life back on track” she would still have the little issue of looking like crap to deal with – I don’t think she’s going to “bounce back” and look like a cute freckled red head ever again…..
I think the interesting part will come after she’s done everything “right” and completed all the requirements. LL effing feeds off attention; I believe the constant court appearances, good and bad, feed into that. It’s a runway for her. When she stops having to go, when she doesn’t have a reason to flaunt herself or be dramatic, and realizes anew she has no career…
Well. The ish will hit the fan. Again.
My god, she looks like shit!
If that’s not a wig, she must have told the hairdresser ” I don’t want natural. I want my hair to look exactly like a wig. A horrible cheap wig”.
OR maybe she stole a wig while a friend was distracting the hairdresser, and soon she’ll say ” I didn’t steal it. They gave it to me. People send me cheap wigs all the time”
I thought she had a condo next door to SamRo–did she have to sell that? And how does she afford to live at the Marmont? (Oh, yeah…she gets “those jobs.”)
Dead Lohan Walking.
instead of bleaching the hair on her head, she should be bleaching the hair on her upper lip.
she has a ‘stache!