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In Touch: Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton are pretty much hittin’ it

I told you this would happen in yesterday’s post, about Angelina Jolie writing the foreword to Billy Bob Thornton’s memoir. I said that the tabloids were going to use this as “evidence” and “proof” that Angelina is a horrible monster who bangs dudes in a leathery sex shack. Or something. Well, the Angelina and Billy Bob Thornton stories have a foundation, at least. BBT is doing a movie loosely based on his marriage to Jolie, and they were both at the Berlin Film Festival, and maybe they saw each other and hung out together in Germany (while Brad Pitt cried bitter, lonely tears of betrayal).

So here’s In Touch Weekly’s story about how Angelina and BBT are OBVIOUSLY still boning. They probably never stopped! I just love how In Touch’s writers and editors can barely contain their contempt for Jolie. According to their sources, Angelina spend most of her time in Berlin “sneaking away” to see Billy. An insider tells the mag, “Brad hates how flirty she is with Billy Bob.” And, “A source says Billy Bob is still smitten with Angelina – and she loves it!” But my favorite is this line of copy to illustrate an old photo of Billy and Angelina – “Oversexed Angelina and Billy Bob were like two dirty peas in a pod.” OMG VILE HOMEWRECKER EVIL BAD!!!! PEAS!

Angelina Jolie knows Brad Pitt can’t stand her ex-husband, Billy Bob Thornton, but that hasn’t stopped her from rubbing Brad’s face in her relationship with BBT every chance she gets. She’s even written the foreword to BBT’s memoir – even though she knew it would crush Brad.

“Angelina doesn’t care what Brad says,” an insider shares. “she still loves Billy, and she always will.”

And Angelina is doing more than just writing about the man she loved so deeply – she brazenly gets together with BBT when Brad’s not there, the insider shares. Angelina recently met up with BBT in Berlin, after Brad had left for London.

“Billy came to visit her at her suite at the Kempinski Hotel,” the insider whispers, adding that BBT also spends lots of time there with Brad and Angelina’s six kids. Though Billy famously ditched Angelina immediately after she adopted Maddox, “Maddox calls him Uncle Billy.”

Angelina’s selfish liasons with Billy Bob are all too humiliating for Brad – and hypocritical, considering that Angelina goes ballistic if he has nay contact with his ex-wife, Jennifer Aniston. But clearly, she plays by her own set of rules.

“Angelina and Billy Bob flirt like it’s 10 years ago,” the friend shares. “Brad is furious about it, but to her, that doesn’t matter.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

Uncle Billy? Sketchy. If true. Billy Bob was Maddox’s daddy for a short time there – and wasn’t Billy on Maddox’s adoption papers too? I believe it took a few years to get Billy out of her life and Maddox’s life legally. As for whether Angelina and BBT are still boning, or whether Angelina ever thinks about Billy Bob in a sexual way anymore… God, I hope not. You never can tell with Angelina, but I’m thinking she and Billy are just “friends”. I don’t even think there’s evidence that they saw each other at all in Berlin.

Sigh… I wish there more tabloid stories about Angelina and her other ex-husband, my favorite of all of her lovers, Jonny Lee Miller. If Angelina is screwing around on Brad, I hope she’s doing it with a hot piece like JLM.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Written by Kaiser

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67 Responses to “In Touch: Angelina Jolie & Billy Bob Thornton are pretty much hittin’ it”

    • Done in Less than 2 says:

      In fact, they split a just few weeks after she got Maddox (March 2002)- they didn’t even make to their 2 year aniversary. Like Brad & Jen, they spent a ton of time apart, too- that HARDLY EVER makes a relationship last. Note that Brad & Angie are hardly ever apart.

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      • jc126 says:

        The initial announcement of Maddox’s adoption mentioned that she and Billy Bob were adopting him, but very soon after that, it was emerged that AJ was his sole parent. I noticed that Billy Bob Thornton was never seen with the kid or anything.
        I have a vast memory for stupid celebrity trivia. Lol.

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  1. Roma says:

    My JLM fetish went into over time when he was on Dexter. Yummy…

    If HGF ever comes back can we get a JLM shout-out?

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  2. irishserra says:

    You called it, Kaiser. When I read your comments yesterday, I wasn’t so sure that would happen, but I was wrong. :)

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  3. spinner says:

    Yeah…I really believe this.

    *Hiccup*

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  4. Tillie says:

    It is such a shame wat BBT did to his face, he was kinda hot.

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  5. olivia says:

    In other news:

    Only 12 people turned out for the Serbia premiere of Hollywood star Angelina Jolie’s directorial debut – and some walked out before the end.
    Contrary to widespread rumours, In the Land of Blood and Honey – a love story set in the Bosnian war – was not banned in Serbia but the reception it got was a far cry from the 5000 people who cheered Jolie at a gala in Sarajevo last week.
    Out of 12 viewers in Belgrade, “several people walked out before the end” of the screening, the Serbian news website Mondo reported.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainment … d=10787764

    I can understand the Serbs are not happy with ITLOBAH but this…

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  6. Asli says:

    Hah! I wonder if these tabloids read whatever they print. It’s crazy. I’m starting to feel bad for Angie, I don’t really like her, but these people seem to really hate her. You really can’t talk to the oppostie sex in Hollywood with boning them too.

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  7. The Original Mia says:

    Unoriginal reporting. You knew they would go there. Well done, Kaiser!

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  8. Kimlee says:

    When Billy Bob talk about Angelina Berlin he said they haven’t seen each other yet because they both been buszy but he hope that they would find the chance to. I don’t think that ever happen because when BB promoting his movie Angelina was in Paris with her movie and they didn’t got back to Birlin.

    But this story from InTouch was predictable BB been talking a lot about Angelina so the Tab’s were bound to make up so BS story it was only mater of time.

    Why can’t the Tab’s ever come up with something new like George Clooney hates Jonah Hill because he feel Jonah still Brads friendship, robert and daniel radcliffe are feuding over who movie is better. I mean mix it up a little but instead we get two female celebrity agensted each other, the triangle, she cheating on Brad so on and so on.

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  9. LoL says:

    After years of herself and her children being trashed in the media for her relationship with brad Pitt I would not be surprised if she does cheat on him. ;-) What kind of man just stands by while his family is being dragged through the tabloid mud? . Oh yeah, the brad Pitt kind.

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  10. lisa says:

    LMAO

    just shows how little research the rags do. Angie was in Berlin with Brad/kids. When did all this meeting happen. Plus Billy presented at the BAFTAs where Brad was. And then the family left for the next promotional tour. I’m sure some want and will forever want or need to paint this woman as a whore or that she cheats. None of which are facts.

    BBT was 10 years ago. It’s said that the rags can’t leave this ONE woman. It’s like a sick obsession.

    leaving this thread alone.

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    • cameron says:

      Angie had the sense to not have a baby with her former husbands. There’s a reason. JLM was the puppy love that you feel at 18 years old and BBT was the older man that you look up to because he seems worldly. Brad is the keeper, the man you are sexually/physically attracted to but will also be a great partner and father to your childrem.

      I think they both feel they hit the lottery.

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  11. Leigh_S says:

    Great …. You know I have to rewatch Hackers now for some vintage Jonny Lee Miller and Angie

    God I love them in that movie :) Thanks heavens for Netflix

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    • Katherine says:

      I love Hackers. It’s like a comfort movie for some reason. Maybe it’s the setting or the kids in the film but it just brings a warm and fuzzy feeling to me. Miller is adorable and sexy and Angelina is sweet and sexy. I even enjoyed the villains. Hack the planet!

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  12. Bobby the K says:

    How many grown men would actually want to be called ‘Billy’ let alone ‘Billy Bob’.

    His childishness came out during the cbc interview some time ago. Whatever appeal he has, seems to be keeping it to himself most of the time.

    http://www.cbc.ca/news/arts/media/story/2009/04/09/billy-bob.html

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  13. NeNe says:

    I am not a huge fan of hers, but, I do not believe they are hooking up. I think it is BS.

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  14. Moi says:

    Is Ian Halperin writing for In Touch now?

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    • teri says:

      That guy is off his rocker. I once went to his site and was so appauled it was disgusting. He wrote something like Angelina couldn’t wait for Maddox to be of age to have his child? Yeah I know right, truly disgusting! Who writes such filth? I don’t even know where he get’s so much hate for someone to make up such lies.

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      • Kate #2 says:

        That’s horrible. You know, I feel sorry for a lot of celebrities getting hated on, but when it comes to their kids… people are twisted sometimes. The nasty comments about Nahla Berry not having a top on (at three!), Shiloh Jolie-Pitt being a cute little tomboy, and now this? It’s vile. They’re tiny children and should be off limits for this sort of disgusting commentary.

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      • Jill says:

        I checked his website out and almost died laughing. Those people posting comments must all be on crack. They really believe Brad Pitt is just waiting for the right moment to leave Angie and their adopted children and run back to Jennifer with Shiloh and the twins.

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    • Freya says:

      I wouldn’t be surprised. He said he would sleep naked in Times Square when anyone found a mistake in his book about Angie. Well, mistakes have been found and he hasn’t kept his word!

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  15. Dibba says:

    I think AJ lives her life in different “experimental” phases on her path to self-discovery. She had the “wild” Billy Bob phase and is now in the “not married with children” phase. I think she will move on when children get older without Brad into her next phase. Perhaps a religious or openly lesbian one.

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  16. Cathy says:

    I feel bad for her, even though she chose this life, it comes with the territory. She gets no privacy at all it seems. I wouldn’t want her life, because I have something she’ll never have. I have privacy, I can go out and not have to worry about paps. You couldn’t pay me enough money to trade places with someone like her. I’d rather be poor and anonmyous then be a movie star, rich and have no privacy at all.

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    • spinner says:

      Oh Cathy…ITAWY. I love my life & my privacy is a big part of it.

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    • Kate #2 says:

      I agree that the being in effect stalked would be horrible, but at the same time, they clearly do have quite a lot of privacy. I mean, they live their lives for the most part behind closed doors, and the stories about them are presumably mostly invented.

      I’d hate to be famous, too, but if I had to be, then with their kind of money and ability to just keep the media at bay would be preferable. And they seem relatively sane, too. Britney Spears in her low phase is an example of someone who didn’t have what it took to keep her private life just that. They seem to be able to do so.

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    • MW says:

      They do handle their privacy quite well, but I can’t imagine going out in public and having to think constantly about the look on my face, not to sneeze, or laugh with your mouth wide open, for fear the next day it would be on the front page of some rag, claiming in that picture you were actually having a screaming fit at your partner, throwing up in the gutter, etc. Even walking past a window in your home would make you think twice about what you might innocently enough be doing, and if you were in a pap’s line of sight.

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  17. Lucky Charm says:

    1. Those pictures of her with BBT clearly show that she is not any skinnier now than she was back then.

    2. She is still friendly with both of her ex-husbands. You can be friendly and not still lusting after them. It’s called being an adult and getting along with people. And guess what, it’s actually not uncommon for ex’s to be friends with each other.

    3. Her bone structure is perfect and she is one of the most beautiful women in the world. So how on earth can someone like Lil Miss Crackfest be considered to play the beautiful Elizabeth Taylor?!

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  18. Katherine says:

    What can you say about Out of Touch mag? They are pathetic. Looks like Melissa Meyers may have returned to them after her failed attempts at internet gossip sites. She is known for some of the most ridiculously contrived stories at that tabloid. You just can’t pay the bills when all you can get at your internet site are the same 10 obsessed fans praying for the reunion of Jen and Brad and the downfall of the ever evil Jolie. LOL! I still can’t believe how eager these Jen fans are to lap up such obviously fabricated stories. Sad.

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  19. Erin says:

    Heather I TOTALLY agree with you. She was at her best when she was with Billy Bob. There was something so rebellious about her, and she was less mainstream. She needs that gothic sex appeal back.

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  20. Molly says:

    I love celebrity gossip, even stuff that isn’t totally true, but I wish when they make up things they would err on the side of plausible.

    BBT over Brad Pitt? Yeah right, for a million reasons. One being that it’s obvious that Angelina is in love with him. Wish gossip magazines would stop trying to make BBT happen. His daughter just went to jail for murdering a child. I’m pretty sure Jolie wants very little to do with him.

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  21. Rook says:

    I don’t get the Jolie hate train. I mean, I’m not part of her fan club. I think she was probably boning Brad while he was married (he’s at fault for that as well), but Jesus, it’s Hollywood. I’d have to hate every celebrity. She’s a decent actress. She seems like she genuinely cares about people in need. She’s f-ing gorgeous but doesn’t flaunt it. She seems pretty modest. She appears to be friends with exs (which I appreciate and think shows maturity). Why do all these people seem to hate her? She seems like a normal person, given the circumstances, just trying to live her life. What’s with the animosity?

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    • Kate #2 says:

      Yeah, that’s kind of where I am exactly.

      I don’t get why there’s more hate for Jolie, who got with a guy who she went on to have a family and what looks like a solid relationship with, than there is Britney or Claire Danes, who hooked up with men who had very pregnant long term partners. That makes zero sense to me. Pregnancy is the most emotionally vulnerable time imaginable, yet those women get a relative pass.

      it wasn’t pretty behaviour, but it was human and not evil, either. Just don’t understand the hate against Aniston either though, to be fair. I mean, it’s human to resent someone shagging your husband, too, whatever state the marriage may or may not have been in.

      Just seems odd that people hold these strangers to such high standards. I doubt they expect that from co-workers or friends.

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  22. aprayerforthewildatheart says:

    Yes, they get together, and brazenly talk about dirty little pea-pod things, I’m sure of it.

    Just wondering why the tabs are still up the JPs a$$es. I mean, didn’t they get enough of them over the past 2 months with all the premiers, Oscar talk, will they or wont they, split up(imminent!), have a baby (TWINS!), get married (in France!), and nefarious, “Tilda Swinton Anarchy Twins” plans to take over the world?

    Just to be obvious I’m calling it now…wait for it…wait for it…AND the the truly terrifying Triangle of Doom will rear its ugly head… again. The tabs, like a pitbull with lock-jaw, love their JP triangles, give it a rest ffs! But, you just know they wont, they just can’t quit them yo!

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  23. Oh Please says:

    GMAFB. Billy Bob was in London at the BAFTAs the day In Touch claims they got together. If anything he and Brad got together because they were both in London while Angie was in Berlin with the kids.

    The other reason this story is stupid is because if Angelina wanted Billy Bob back she could have had him back any time since she filed for divorce. He certainly tried hard enough. She shut him down every single time he tried. She’s been over Billy Boob for almost a decade. How much longer are these tabloids going to beat a dead horse?

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  24. Danno says:

    I’d have to guess that Billy boy has a huge member otherwise she’d never have been dickmatized by his tired ol’ ass in the first place. And one perk of being “not married” is that you can screw whoever you want as long as nobody finds out. Sorry, but if your baby momma/daddy hasn’t put a ring on it than they are still banging the occasional friend-with-benefits. Go for it Ang. Billie won’t tell nobody.

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  25. cary says:

    This is the usual crap.But it is a change from manny shiit.

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