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Kim Kardashian in black at a QVC event: busted, budget Armenian Barbie?

Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian looking especially jacked at last night’s event for QVC in LA. Let’s talk about how much I HATE when Kim styles herself like this. I will never understand the appeal of the Croydon Facelift for a woman who already has a jacked, tweaked and ‘Toxed face. She looks so immovable and plastic, like she’s really trying to become “Armenian Barbie.” As for the dress… it’s not flattering on Kim’s “size 2” figure. Kim is stacked like a brick s–thouse. It takes some effort to find flattering clothes, but it’s not impossible. This dress shouldn’t have even been a contender.

Kim’s date was her mom, Kris Jenner, as opposed to Reggie Bush, I guess. In Touch Weekly’s cover story – which we already previewed a few days ago – claims that Reggie and Kim are very much together, and that Reggie has given Kim an ultimatum about her famewhore ways. I’ve skimmed In Touch’s cover story in the print edition, and it’s remarkable how everything is explained away. Remember how Reggie just denied that he and Kim are back together? Well, he was just doing that to get back at Kim after she wore a low-cut dress to Clive Davis’s pre-Grammy party. And you know how Kim and LeAnn Rimes are church-buddies now? Kim is just doing that to show Reggie (a church-going Christian) that she can be religious too!

As for Kris Jenner – In Touch claims that Kris thinks Kim is making a “huge mistake” by getting back with non-famewhore Reggie. Kris taught her daughter to value fame more than anything else, so she’s disappointed that Kim is choosing love over fame.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Written by Kaiser

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Posted in Fashion, Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner


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104 Responses to “Kim Kardashian in black at a QVC event: busted, budget Armenian Barbie?”

  1. dorothy says:

    She looks like a breast bullet. Ewwww…. And of course there’s mommie dearest globbing onto the limelight.

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  2. The Truth Fairy says:

    GO. AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. audreys says:

    Honestly, I always thought she was beautiful, and still is. But, as a woman in her 30′s, hanging out with her mom so much isn’t helping her love/social life. And, yes, she is looking more cheap and desperate by the day. Screw drugs, this is another type of ‘downward spiral’.

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  4. Mia says:

    Kim, girl, you’re in danger! You’re mother is looking better and more natural than you!

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  5. dahlia noir says:

    One of her boobs is begging for freedom.

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  6. Sarah says:

    I cannot get over how much she looks like one of those Real Dolls

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  7. Cleveland Girl says:

    Kim May be a size 2…look at the pic of her and her Mom. Her Mom is probably a size 6, and Kim definitely looks smaller. If she would just reduce her boobs and quit messing with her face she would be so much more beautiful.

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  8. Marjalane says:

    No self respecting Barbie would be caught dead in that ghastly dress. I used to make better dresses out of paper towels and rubber bands than that hideous thing.

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  9. BoBo says:

    The Kardashians might go away if the gossip sites and magazines will stop covering them.

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    • Cherry says:

      Everytime I read something about them on this site, I consider posting that comment… but then I realize that by posting a comment, I’m just making it worse! More comments=more attention=more reason to write about them! It’s a vicious circle.

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    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Unfortunately, as long as people (such as yourself) keep commenting, the blogs and gossip mags will keep covering.

      EDIT: You beat me to it, Cherry!

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    • Jayna says:

      The gossip mags live for her, so they can fill up their pages. Sites like this site that half their stories are stories so bogus that it’s a joke from rags like the Star, are desperate for Kim stories, which usually have truth to them always. As long as people keep posting to truly bogus stories like the Jennifer Hudson/Adele story (unless you’re an idiot and believe it) gossip sites will keep publishing the so-apparent made-up crap to fill their pages.

      People may always say they wish the Kardashians would go away, but do they really? Otherwise, why are their threads so high for post counts? LOL
      I bitch about them, but watch their show. So if I say I want them to go away, which I have said, my actions tell the truth. One day I will want them to go away and ignore them. They still interest me. I love to hate Kim now because of her sham marriage.

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    • Ogechi says:

      They won’t go away because a lot of people love them including myself. Quit the hate!

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  10. Kimbob says:

    Simply put, she looks like a call girl. Her mother looks like her madame. Well, actually…her mother IS her madame.

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  11. sarah says:

    Why does she keep jacking her face? If she has a need to “upgrade” something about her she should work on her body.(which is awful)

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  12. cmc says:

    I love how the In Touch story says they plan to elope…um, isn’t Kim still married? Last I checked the divorce isn’t final.

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  13. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Wow..she looks awful. She used to be gorgeous. Even after all the tweaking, there was window of time where she still looked super-pretty. She looks crazy now. Dress is unbelievably bad-looks like something from Forever 21.

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  14. mimsy says:

    If I were these people, I would be embarrassed to leave the house!!?!

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  15. Cathy says:

    BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a joke. I saw that picture and almost spit my coffee out. That whole outfit is nasty. Especially the earrings.

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  16. paola says:

    I’m not sure if those earrings are big enough……. o.O

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  17. Scarlet Vixen says:

    The skin around her mouth and chin looks so unnaturally stretched and painful. Gross.

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  18. Asli says:

    That dress is all boobs. And not in a good way. That’s the most unflattering dress and style I have ever seen on anybody.

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  19. Fran says:

    I’m apparently a US size 6 (at least that’s what they say on the UK size chart). But as it appears I’m half Kim’s size. I just don’t get it.

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  20. birdie says:

    She looks so cheap! That hairstyle looks awful on her! She used to be so pretty and natural. Gosh, Kim looks so much older than her age!

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  21. Dawn says:

    Her outside is finally catching up with her ugly inside. This family is filled to the brim with whores, liars and cheats and they are proud of it! They now have made enough money to last a life time off of that porn video she released of her and Brandi’s little brother. Can’t we just forget them now? There is nothing there to aspire to unless you happen to be a-moral and believe that the end always justifies the means.

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  22. ClumsyMe says:

    That dress is awful and her boobs are wonky. The earrings look like a really really cheap pair of earrings from forever21. They need to stop with the whole air kissing thing, its cute when my one yr. old nephew does it not so much when a grown ass woman does.

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  23. skuddles says:

    Well what a nice surprise. Here I was bracing my eyeballs for the dreaded sight of her bulbous, tacky tits and she actually has them covered for a change! Although I see she’s now resorting to that awful kissy kissy gesture thing, the cheesy fallback maneuver of dumb ho’s everywhere, but oh well… no face full of boobies, yay!!

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  24. jen7waters says:

    She looks a lot like JLo in these pictures *_*

    The boobs look like they are going to punch someone in the face at any moment :0

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  25. ladybert62 says:

    That dress is hideous – and those trashy cheap looking earrings are just as bad.

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  26. Meanchick says:

    The dress is too tight. The streetwalker hoops are just wrong! She just shows up places, right?

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  27. Flora Kitty says:

    If someone lit a match near her, would she melt?

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  28. nikzilla37 says:

    Yes, that dress looks horrible on her. The pulled back hair needs to go too. It’s like she’s channeling some slutty secretary or something.

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  29. bea says:

    “budget Armenian Barbie” pretty much sez it all.

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  30. Dee Cee says:

    Ugh.. she is just revolting and nasty..

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  31. mia135 says:

    Lol! This is ridiculous even for her.

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  32. Miss Lafleur says:

    Satan looks pretty good in theses pics but her spawn looks like a dirty whore.

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  33. Delta Juliet says:

    Holy sh-t I thought that was J-Lo.

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  34. Kathy says:

    BUSTED!!!!! GROSS!!!!!!! Her stylist should be fired ASAP! Doesn’t this woman own a mirror????

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  35. Maria says:

    I actually feel bad for Kim…I am going to make a prediction. She is going to HATE growing older and will fight it every step of the way. Due to her height and body shape, she is going to look very matronly as she ages and is going to have to struggle to stay lean. If she only had a bit more height, it wouldn’t be as hard to look nice as she heads towards 40. Plus, if she has a child, yikes, the body and the boobs will go south bigtime..yes, she can do all the surgery in the world, but regardless, she is going to have to be so vigilant with diet and exercise.

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  36. Launicaangelina says:

    I think what I hate more than anything about Kim is that she lasered her hairline (baby hairs) away. It’s horrendous looking.

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  37. Dena says:

    I have a feeling Kim will crash hard once her fame expires, and that things won’t end well for her. Drugs, plastic surgery..

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  38. juju says:

    OMG this dress is horrible !!! No No NO

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  39. Penguin says:

    That dress is so unflattering. Large breasted women shouldn’t wear really high necks as it can make us look matronly. Also, she has short arms so why is she highlighting the thickest part of them with those upper arm/shoulder cutaways. To be fair, kris doesn’t look too bad for a change.

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  40. Alexis says:

    KK is a hot mess. Gross! I have no idea why she had all this surgery to look this unattractive. I approve of a nose job here and a boob job there, and a bit of botox and fillers to keep up appearances if you are a person of a certain age in the public eye — but what KK has done makes all plastic surgery look bad!

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  41. Sassy says:

    Gross. Cheap. Tacky. A$$hole. Desperate. Fug. Just a few words that come to mind when I see Kim K. :P

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  42. NinaG says:

    Awful, her face doesn’t look as bad as usual. But the pattern is off. It’s just to much going on.

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  43. Lady Satan says:

    For the love of your eyesight woman, stop jacking up your face! You can see the difference between the photos from QVC and the magazine cover for crying out loud. Her eyes are becoming smaller and more like slits than eyes. Awful!

    And the dress. Wonk boob, bare shoulders, ruched all to hell (also wonky), the earrings. Just go naked Kim, with a big sign saying “LOOK AT ME!” it will work just as well and might actually be easier on the eyes.

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  44. Lama says:

    That is the ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. And I tried on bridesmaids’ dresses last week. She seriously needs to stop with those damn eyelashes. They look like they’re going to up and crawl away right off her face.

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  45. buell says:

    They both look like they are wearing dresses from the Casket Chic line.

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  46. Tweakspotter says:

    She says “size 2″ that dress is saying size 6 at the very least. Not too mention it looks like a budget disposable dress.

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  47. Aura says:

    I couldn’t even see the dresses or anything else past those HIDEOUS HIDEOUS earrings…

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  48. alyssa says:

    GROSS! And stop blowing your imaginary friends kisses already!!!

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  49. Ron says:

    If you put that dress on another girl(Megan Fox/Rooney Mara etc)where it actually draped, it would be pretty. She manages to ruin most everything she wears BECAUSE she thinks she’s a size 2 and she is not. When I worked retail, I can’t tell you how many women INSISTED they were a size 2 or 4 and would smash themselves into a dress that could barely zip, then if you suggested a larger size they were offended. Kim is not a 2.

    And don’t insult Barbie like this, she’s a nice girl! ;-)

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  50. Kim says:

    This girl just screams hooker. She would make Chanel look cheap. The whole family is just cheap & trashy looking. You can dress them up in couture but they still look like hookers.

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  51. jwoolman says:

    I rarely see Kim in anything that really looks good on her. Maybe it’s a body image problem, and what she sees in the mirror us radically different from what others see. That would also explain the obsession with plastic surgery.

    The Kardashian girls often look odd to me in formal pictures, although Kim looks the oddest. None of them seem to know how to place their legs when they stand or sit for pictures. Maybe the others look odd only because they’re trying to match Kim even though their body types are so different.

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  52. Petunia says:

    I rather like the hair and dress. Not the too-tight shoes or busted up leg though.

    And all I can say is, “Hunh?” about Kim and Reggie’s various, stupid plots to get back at each other, if true. Shouldn’t they sit down and talk everything over like adults? Oh, wait.

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  53. DetRiotGirl says:

    Looking at that magazine, I’m just surprised that Rihanna and Chris Brown didn’t get the main spot on cover. Their twisted relationship seems like a much bigger story to me than whatever this waste of space is up to.

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  54. Deven says:

    That dress looks like she pulled it out of a bag of trash left in an alley. Sleazy and cheap, cheap, cheap! She always looks like this when she wears those rotten Sears dresses she “designs”. Apparently, she can’t see through those slitty eyes so is unable to see herself in a mirror!

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  55. Orange Cone says:

    she has JLo try-hard pose, which is one of her idols (who wouldve guessed? *eye roll)

    hey look! they turned a Hefty bag into a size 2

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  56. Mark says:

    TOO NATURAL
    SHE NEEDS MORE MAKEUP!

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  57. Ack…her face has changed so much over the last two years I hardly recognise her any more. Kim…STOP NOW. No more “tweaks” or you will look like the Bride of Wildenstein. ANd that dress appears in the dictionary under the word “overworked”.

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  58. hillbillygirl45 says:

    Y’all have said it all, and said it well, but I don’t think I have ever seen anything look so hideous in all my life. Just about the time you think she can’t look any sleazier, she proves you wrong. If her occupation truly was being a hooker, she’s definitely a two-bagger, meaning if one bag fell off, you got an extra for back-up. HER FACE, HER BODY, EVERYTHING ABOUT HER LOOKS LIKE SH-T! I’m so tired of this entire fake, inflateable-doll looking bunch of bitches, I just wish they would go away, and stay away.

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  59. anne says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAH She looks like an amazon woman – her boobs are even crooked.

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  60. Vera says:

    Kris looks better than Kim here. Like, by a lot. The first thing I actually said, not thought, was, “Oh God…” when I opened this post and saw the full picture. Who told her she looked nice like that when she left? If it was Kris, it was so Kris could look better.

    Bleh. I hope the Karadashians fade out soon.

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  61. Agnes says:

    why are her tits so lop-sided? terrible dress.

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  62. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    Wow, Those earrings and that dress…..just hideous. Ive never seen her look so ugly.
    Why do women insist on wearing earrings the size of plates? Do they actually think it looks good?
    There is an idiot on the ad jersilicious ( I dont watch it) who whines” I dont respect you tracy.” and she’s wearing “earrings” that make her look LOL ridiculous. And I always think “and I dont respect you for wearing those earrings.”

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  63. Mara says:

    The dress makes her look very short and fat ,poor girl to much Botox in her face .

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  64. Mel says:

    Do people know what a size 2 looks like? Kelly Ripa says she is a two and Kim is much much much bigger than her. I’m a size six and Kim is much bigger than me. She doesn’t look that much smaller than her mother. I would say they both go from a 10-12. A 2 is a little tiny person. You can’t go buy boobs and butt and want people to say you are a 2. I agree with Mara. That first picture makes her look kind of manly. She does not look good without her weave.

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    • Ana says:

      Agreed. I found out that I am a size 2 a few weeks ago (first time using the US size chart) and instantly thought about Kim’s claims of being a size 2, made me laugh. If I am a 2, I think she must be at least a 6.

      Also after finding out my size I was shocked about the size 0, it seems way too “little”, no wonder many girls develop eating disorders trying to achieve being a 0.

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  65. DLD says:

    Size 2 ? you couldn’t get that a-ss
    in a 14. ROFLMAO

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  66. UniqJazz says:

    Everything about this look says JLO. Her hair pulled back, the brown contacts, big earings, eyelashes, the way she is posing..anyone agree?

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  67. womanfromthenorth says:

    wonky boobs and just awful, Mommy looks like she go some fat sucked out of her hips. I just wish they would go away

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  68. Ogechi says:

    I adore her, I love the dress, her face & body. Kim kardashian is so beautiful & endowed. Exactly how a real woman should look & I mean it.

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  69. julie says:

    kim look amazing as usual,y’all can go and kiss her ass cos she careless.

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