The Sun has a pretty outlandish story about Kanye West that I’m seriously hoping isn’t true. However they have eyewitnesses… so… it’s hard to say. Kanye was recently in Liverpool to attend the MTV Europe Awards. While there, he supposedly peed all over the carpet of his dressing room – which was shared with the Ting Tings.

KANYE WEST was more like PEE Diddy in Liverpool when he shocked fellow stars by weeing all over the carpet.

Kanye was in the city to collect the Ultimate Urban gong at the MTV bash.

The evening before, he showed up for a star-studded party in the city’s Carling Academy.

But he stunned fellow artists by not bothering to find a toilet backstage, choosing to relieve himself on the floor of a dressing room shared with the TING TINGS.

Speaking at the MTV Awards, drummer JULES DE MARTINO said: “We ask for a lot of unusual things on our backstage rider but that ain’t one of them!”

In Kanye’s defence, the sink must have been full.

[From the Sun via Dlisted]

I can think of few stories that I more strongly hope are not true. I’d call hogwash on this if it weren’t for the quotation from Jules De Martino. The man has gone on the record and said, “Kanye West peed in our dressing room.” It’s hard to argue with that.

We could chat about some possible excuses – drinking too much, uncontrolled diabetes, prostate issues, or that Kanye is secretly an elderly man with bladder control problems. While I wouldn’t wish any of these things on the guy, I’m not sure what other kind excuse I can come up with. The only remaining thing is that he’s a jerk. Or has a very 5th grader sense of humor, which I’ll admit to sort of finding grossly funny.

Note by Celebitchy: My thought when hearing this story is that it’s possible that someone else peed in Kanye’s dressing room, like one of his roadies, and he got blamed for it by the next act. You can’t tell whether they actually saw him doing it or not.

Kanye West is shown performing at Perez Hilton’s “One Night in Liverpool” with Estelle on 11/5/08. Credit: WENN