I don’t even have an answer for that question in the headline, it’s just that the Kardashians make such a versatile punchline. So Kim and Kourtney got an invite to an Oscar viewing party to benefit the Elton John Foundation. They went together, and they shared some makeup tips ahead of time, like how to shade your forehead dark orange and use white highlighting foundation under your eyes paired with nude lips. The effect is very “blow up doll,” but maybe that’s just how their faces permanently look now. (If you keep injecting that stuff into your face, it will freeze like that honey.) Remember when Kim opined about the horrors of improperly matched foundation color? She said that she hates it “when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.” So she’s trying to balance it out with multiple shades of orange. She probably thinks she looks good, since her sister looks like that.
Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant, so maybe she gets a pass for this “ghost costume” sheet of a dress with a gold neckline. She was going for Grecian, and it sort-of works. I’m just wondering why her dress doesn’t have orange smears all over it. Kourtney and Kim must shellac themselves thoroughly. (Update: Kourtney’s dress is the Penelope Gown by Raoul.)
Kim’s dress isn’t bad, for her. The pattern close up is bizarre, but the fit is flattering and the cut outs along the skirt are kind of cool. Look at how fake baked her arms are though! She looks like an oompa loompa.
Oh Kardashians, you’re going to be fueling punch lines for a while longer now. Especially when you look like this.
photo credit: FameFlynet and WENN.com
They can cheapen any event.
Those bracelets! urgh! You are right when you say they cheapen any event, and even, anything remotely tasteful looks tacky with these chicks. I’m pretty sure the bracelets cost tons of $$, but on her, it looks like Ghetto Barbie Zirconium bling-bling!
BTW, am I the only thinking Kim looks like JLo when she was pregnant with her twins? JLo had pregnancy hormones to blame, what is Kim’s excuse?
Pleeease no more K-Krap for the soulless!
No!!! I’ve been thinking that Kim has been trying to turn into J-Lo for awhile now!!! I can’t get over her hands, how gross!!! :s
Although to give JLo her due, she nver looked this bloated until she was about to pop those twins!
I think Kim has been trying to go the JLo route since she opted for those butt implants.
I wish their 15 minutes would be OVER.
Don’t like neither one’s dress, and yes, they are too tan.
oompa loompa should be their nicknames for real.
Kim’s face looks painful.
Agreed.
Kim must have been stung by a bee in her upper and lower lip on the way to the party.
And on both her buttocks!
@paola LOL!
It’s certainly hurting me…
Those awful faces!
her lips have started to resemble jocelyn wildenstein’s!! its got restylane written all over it
Kim’s style it’s something like: Snooky goes to Hollywood.
haha! Yess
OMG, Kim’s face! :0 She looks like a drag queen!
I wanted to say Kim looks like a cheap transvestite, but I take it back. I don’t want to offend the LGBTI community, which I think she does here by looking like this.
the first thing that came to my mind was Amanda Lepore…
The last people on earth that I thought would be invited to the Vanity Fair party. Isn’t it supposed to be classy? The crazy lady in my building should have been invited before these two. At least she would have been fun, not fake baked and wearing her rope and flip flops to contrast the designer dresses. Ah, she would have probably blown smoke in George’s face while chain-smoking and made fun of his loss. If only the police hadn’t broken down her door and taken her away…
It wasnt the VF party honey! It was Elton John and Sir Elton John talked shit about Kim! LMAO NO SHAME
BAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHAHA! OMG, they’ve become THAT desperate. Their 15 minutes are almost up.
The dresses are okay. The spray tan has to go though.
Honestly Kim is adorable and extremely beautiful. Kourtney is a beautiful pregnant mum. I love the Kardashian ladies.
Poor Ogechni …worship not these false idols!
Can we all agree that reality “stars” are not real “stars”!
Move on nothing to see here.
🙂
Actually, I think Kim looks really beautiful and her body looks amazing (did she lose weight?) Doesn’t stop her from being a vapid c-word, but she looks amazing.
I actually have to disagree..at times I think her body looks fab, but not here. She actually looks like she’s gained recently…Those arms in the first pic.
Looks like kim is constantly trying to push out a shit ! I think maybe her spanks are cutting off her air supply
WHO invited these losers?!?!
KOURTNEY IS JUST GORGEOUS!!!!!!
my favorite woman on television…such a beauty.
cheap and done over and over again.
I’m convinced, she can’t close her mouth due to injections.
It really pains me to say this but I love both dresses and both women look great. What a wonderful preggo dress! Wish they had been around when I was preggo. Looks lovely on her.
Kim’s lips are reaching new levels of puffy. I feel slightly bad for Kourtney here – she looks super pregnant-puffy and uncomfortable.
I only clicked because of the headline. Hilarious 🙂
All I see when I look at her is the two-handed beej she gave to Ray J. Girlfriend seriously missed her mark trying to be a mainstream “celebrity”. She’s a pron star, pure and simple. Look at the second pic with her mouth hanging open and dead eyes, she’s just waiting for a wondering dong to find it’s way into her restalyn pillows of nude doom! Girl, we all know your calling in life is to be the Armenian Jenna Jameson, and frankly, we’d all respect you more if you just followed those dreams. Quit going to Oscar parties and pretending you’re legit, and start releasing those tapes everyone knows you have hidden underneath your bed. Follow your dreams, honey!
hahahaha! awesome.
Oh so true and so well said!
LOLL
That close up of the hand is what nightmares are made of. Those bangles really accentuate her chunky orange man hands. Gross.
This is exactly what I was thinking. Her skin looks really dry and there is something very wrong with that hand. Look at her knuckles and how big they are. Ooof.
Who invited them?
LOL Oompa Loompa!
Wow, I am so glad to see that KimK has larger sausage fingers than me LOL
What the frack has Kim K done to her freakin’ lips!!??
I am so sick of this gutter pig claiming she had no plastic surgery all the while turning into a completely different person before our very eyes.
Kourtney looks ok. She’s preggers and she doesn’t look overdone.
Oh yes and what is with Kim’s fingers? They look like sausages with polish at the ends.
Glad I’m not the only one, who thinks that 😉
Aaaaahhh!!! Have you seen Kim’s hand? Looks like somebody tacked sausage/dong fingers to it. At least suitable to her botoxy face.
omg, you’re right! what IS up with her hand? it’s hideous! like a claw.
FAT, huh?!? Maybe the weight of those giant bangles is cutting off her circulation.
Which, if she was wearing them around her neck, would make every kind of sense… 😀
they look like they would be in pain, if only they could express pain through the multiple layers of botox, makeup and tanner.
kourtney actually doesn’t look bad besides the extra fake bake thing going on. Kim is a whole different story. that dress look painted on and like she wouldn’t be able to sit. her lips look like she got stung but didn’t take anything. her tan looks like she sun baked at the Dorito farm. and its clearly obvious she’s gaine weight. which isn’t bad always just her size two comments always come to mind. she looks kinda swollen like her fingers and arms…maybe she’s bloated?
They found a way to invade.. paid for the Hors d’oeuvres candles, cocktails and napkins?
Kim’s lips are way to big for her face if she keeps going on like the way she is by this time next year she going to be nothing but lips and hair.
Was she sucking on a car muffler before entering?? Good lord her upper lip is about to burst!
Kim just looks awful. She really looks terrible these days. Her lips are way to filled and her nose – one to many slim down nose jobs. She looks years beyond her real age.
Kourtneys dress is the worst!! These girls have ZERO fashion sense.
That hand! That FACE! That dress! I can’t believe these two Kartrashian slags scored invites to an ELTON FREAKING JOHN event!
Belle
Thats my question. How in the SamRo he11 did this twit and her sister get invited to such a prestigous event? I can’t imagine Elton John even knowing who KK is. I read all the comments trying to find an answer, still don’t have one.
Oh well, time for a cracktini. Its THAT time!
Is it my imagination or is Kimbo starting to chub out?
The makeup/fake tan is awful, but Kim’s dress is very flattering (I hate saying that because I hate her, but whatever).
Fugly. And it looks like Kim has gained weight.
Very bad makeup but she have a very sexy body.
Actually, I think her face/makeup matches her body…various shades of orange.
They both look meh. Kourtney could have done much better with an empire waist dress or something. And Kim looks like she got that dress from Ann Taylor. I don’t understand, both of these girls have olive-toned skin, why bother with the fake orange tan? Ugh, Kourtney is okay, but Kim is morphing into an ugly version of herself.
Wow, look at that size 2 figure…….
If she had any more bronzer on we could use her to generate solar electricity.
I am so sick of looking at Kim’s fat ass!
I totally thought Kim was a busted Paz de la Huerta for a second with the big hair, nude lip, and super-duper orange glow… I was actually really disappointed upon closer inspection (love the Spaz)!
Still dont get them. I dont know why people still bother to invite them to events. Just let them slowly go away PLEASE!
I think Kourtney’s dress is a cute “pregnant lady” outfit. Dressy but still very comfortable. But it looks like the gold lame thing on top isn’t laying flat. Maybe its just the lighting.
I don’t know…..in a few years I could see her possibly hanging out as the next George Clooney barbie doll. I shudder at the thought.
The FK?! Kim’s face: GAH!!
And Kourtney has pregnancy face, but she can’t help it.
Dude has got man-hands!
what.the.fudge. Those lips!! I just can’t with those lips, they look like two sausages squeezed together!
OT: Can anyone tell me if Kourtney and Scott are still together? Thanks.
Kourtney, I don’t think a tent is in order that early in a pregnancy surely.
Kim is just a hooker without a corner.
I think that party was a charity event. So they had to pay to get in. I think as long as you can afford it you can go. Who would actually invite these whores to an Oscar party? They would cheapen any event.
Can someone please explain to me why Kim and Kourtney Kardashian would be at an Oscar party???
The 2nd pic, the one of Kim alone, HOW MUCH BIGGER CAN HER LIPS GET!? She looks like she’s catchin’ flies!! When I was little there was a cartoon on called “Fat Albert”, I can’t remember the characters name, but he had HUGE lips, and couldn’t talk plain….that’s Kim. And, she still looks like a blow-up doll otherwise. THESE PEOPLE NEED TO JUST GO AWAY!