Kim & Kourtney Kardashian at an Oscar Party: what’s white, black and orange all over?


I don’t even have an answer for that question in the headline, it’s just that the Kardashians make such a versatile punchline. So Kim and Kourtney got an invite to an Oscar viewing party to benefit the Elton John Foundation. They went together, and they shared some makeup tips ahead of time, like how to shade your forehead dark orange and use white highlighting foundation under your eyes paired with nude lips. The effect is very “blow up doll,” but maybe that’s just how their faces permanently look now. (If you keep injecting that stuff into your face, it will freeze like that honey.) Remember when Kim opined about the horrors of improperly matched foundation color? She said that she hates itwhen women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.” So she’s trying to balance it out with multiple shades of orange. She probably thinks she looks good, since her sister looks like that.

Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant, so maybe she gets a pass for this “ghost costume” sheet of a dress with a gold neckline. She was going for Grecian, and it sort-of works. I’m just wondering why her dress doesn’t have orange smears all over it. Kourtney and Kim must shellac themselves thoroughly. (Update: Kourtney’s dress is the Penelope Gown by Raoul.)

Kim’s dress isn’t bad, for her. The pattern close up is bizarre, but the fit is flattering and the cut outs along the skirt are kind of cool. Look at how fake baked her arms are though! She looks like an oompa loompa.

Oh Kardashians, you’re going to be fueling punch lines for a while longer now. Especially when you look like this.

photo credit: FameFlynet and WENN.com

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  1. brin says:

    They can cheapen any event.

    • Maguita says:

      Those bracelets! urgh! You are right when you say they cheapen any event, and even, anything remotely tasteful looks tacky with these chicks. I’m pretty sure the bracelets cost tons of $$, but on her, it looks like Ghetto Barbie Zirconium bling-bling!

      BTW, am I the only thinking Kim looks like JLo when she was pregnant with her twins? JLo had pregnancy hormones to blame, what is Kim’s excuse?

      Pleeease no more K-Krap for the soulless!

      • ClumsyMe says:

        No!!! I’ve been thinking that Kim has been trying to turn into J-Lo for awhile now!!! I can’t get over her hands, how gross!!! :s

      • Maguita says:

        Although to give JLo her due, she nver looked this bloated until she was about to pop those twins!

        I think Kim has been trying to go the JLo route since she opted for those butt implants.

  2. Schnauzers!!! says:

    I wish their 15 minutes would be OVER.

  3. Jane says:

    Don’t like neither one’s dress, and yes, they are too tan.

  4. normades says:

    Kim’s face looks painful.

  5. QQ says:

    Those awful faces!

  6. shruti says:

    her lips have started to resemble jocelyn wildenstein’s!! its got restylane written all over it

  7. Eleonor says:

    Kim’s style it’s something like: Snooky goes to Hollywood.

  8. jen7waters says:

    OMG, Kim’s face! :0 She looks like a drag queen!

  9. CookieJar says:

    I wanted to say Kim looks like a cheap transvestite, but I take it back. I don’t want to offend the LGBTI community, which I think she does here by looking like this.

  10. Asli says:

    The last people on earth that I thought would be invited to the Vanity Fair party. Isn’t it supposed to be classy? The crazy lady in my building should have been invited before these two. At least she would have been fun, not fake baked and wearing her rope and flip flops to contrast the designer dresses. Ah, she would have probably blown smoke in George’s face while chain-smoking and made fun of his loss. If only the police hadn’t broken down her door and taken her away…

  11. nikzilla37 says:

    The dresses are okay. The spray tan has to go though.

  12. Ogechi says:

    Honestly Kim is adorable and extremely beautiful. Kourtney is a beautiful pregnant mum. I love the Kardashian ladies.

  13. vicky says:

    Can we all agree that reality “stars” are not real “stars”!

    Move on nothing to see here.

  14. cmc says:

    Actually, I think Kim looks really beautiful and her body looks amazing (did she lose weight?) Doesn’t stop her from being a vapid c-word, but she looks amazing.

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      I actually have to disagree..at times I think her body looks fab, but not here. She actually looks like she’s gained recently…Those arms in the first pic.

  15. Quinnie88 says:

    Looks like kim is constantly trying to push out a shit ! I think maybe her spanks are cutting off her air supply

  16. The Truth Fairy says:

    WHO invited these losers?!?!

  17. Nev says:

    KOURTNEY IS JUST GORGEOUS!!!!!!

    my favorite woman on television…such a beauty.

  18. truthful says:

    cheap and done over and over again.

    I’m convinced, she can’t close her mouth due to injections.

  19. Petunia says:

    It really pains me to say this but I love both dresses and both women look great. What a wonderful preggo dress! Wish they had been around when I was preggo. Looks lovely on her.

  20. jamminatorr says:

    Kim’s lips are reaching new levels of puffy. I feel slightly bad for Kourtney here – she looks super pregnant-puffy and uncomfortable.

  21. Lithe says:

    I only clicked because of the headline. Hilarious 🙂

  22. Yvie says:

    All I see when I look at her is the two-handed beej she gave to Ray J. Girlfriend seriously missed her mark trying to be a mainstream “celebrity”. She’s a pron star, pure and simple. Look at the second pic with her mouth hanging open and dead eyes, she’s just waiting for a wondering dong to find it’s way into her restalyn pillows of nude doom! Girl, we all know your calling in life is to be the Armenian Jenna Jameson, and frankly, we’d all respect you more if you just followed those dreams. Quit going to Oscar parties and pretending you’re legit, and start releasing those tapes everyone knows you have hidden underneath your bed. Follow your dreams, honey!

  23. amanda says:

    That close up of the hand is what nightmares are made of. Those bangles really accentuate her chunky orange man hands. Gross.

    • Tracy says:

      This is exactly what I was thinking. Her skin looks really dry and there is something very wrong with that hand. Look at her knuckles and how big they are. Ooof.

  24. dorothy says:

    Who invited them?

  25. Astrid says:

    LOL Oompa Loompa!

  26. Ari says:

    Wow, I am so glad to see that KimK has larger sausage fingers than me LOL

  27. Happy21 says:

    What the frack has Kim K done to her freakin’ lips!!??

    I am so sick of this gutter pig claiming she had no plastic surgery all the while turning into a completely different person before our very eyes.

    Kourtney looks ok. She’s preggers and she doesn’t look overdone.

  28. Kelly says:

    Aaaaahhh!!! Have you seen Kim’s hand? Looks like somebody tacked sausage/dong fingers to it. At least suitable to her botoxy face.

    • Agnes says:

      omg, you’re right! what IS up with her hand? it’s hideous! like a claw.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      FAT, huh?!? Maybe the weight of those giant bangles is cutting off her circulation.

      Which, if she was wearing them around her neck, would make every kind of sense… 😀

  29. Agnes says:

    they look like they would be in pain, if only they could express pain through the multiple layers of botox, makeup and tanner.

  30. hateonit. says:

    kourtney actually doesn’t look bad besides the extra fake bake thing going on. Kim is a whole different story. that dress look painted on and like she wouldn’t be able to sit. her lips look like she got stung but didn’t take anything. her tan looks like she sun baked at the Dorito farm. and its clearly obvious she’s gaine weight. which isn’t bad always just her size two comments always come to mind. she looks kinda swollen like her fingers and arms…maybe she’s bloated?

  31. Dee Cee says:

    They found a way to invade.. paid for the Hors d’oeuvres candles, cocktails and napkins?

  32. Kimlee says:

    Kim’s lips are way to big for her face if she keeps going on like the way she is by this time next year she going to be nothing but lips and hair.

  33. Tweakspotter says:

    Was she sucking on a car muffler before entering?? Good lord her upper lip is about to burst!

  34. Kim says:

    Kim just looks awful. She really looks terrible these days. Her lips are way to filled and her nose – one to many slim down nose jobs. She looks years beyond her real age.

  35. Kim says:

    Kourtneys dress is the worst!! These girls have ZERO fashion sense.

  36. the original bellaluna says:

    That hand! That FACE! That dress! I can’t believe these two Kartrashian slags scored invites to an ELTON FREAKING JOHN event!

    • Madisyn says:

      Belle

      Thats my question. How in the SamRo he11 did this twit and her sister get invited to such a prestigous event? I can’t imagine Elton John even knowing who KK is. I read all the comments trying to find an answer, still don’t have one.

      Oh well, time for a cracktini. Its THAT time!

  37. skuddles says:

    Is it my imagination or is Kimbo starting to chub out?

  38. Kendall says:

    The makeup/fake tan is awful, but Kim’s dress is very flattering (I hate saying that because I hate her, but whatever).

  39. Camille (The original) says:

    Fugly. And it looks like Kim has gained weight.

  40. Mara says:

    Very bad makeup but she have a very sexy body.

  41. JenD says:

    Actually, I think her face/makeup matches her body…various shades of orange.

  42. Emma says:

    They both look meh. Kourtney could have done much better with an empire waist dress or something. And Kim looks like she got that dress from Ann Taylor. I don’t understand, both of these girls have olive-toned skin, why bother with the fake orange tan? Ugh, Kourtney is okay, but Kim is morphing into an ugly version of herself.

  43. alyssa says:

    Wow, look at that size 2 figure…….

  44. Natasha says:

    If she had any more bronzer on we could use her to generate solar electricity.

  45. Stephanie says:

    I am so sick of looking at Kim’s fat ass!

  46. Laura says:

    I totally thought Kim was a busted Paz de la Huerta for a second with the big hair, nude lip, and super-duper orange glow… I was actually really disappointed upon closer inspection (love the Spaz)!

  47. Steph says:

    Still dont get them. I dont know why people still bother to invite them to events. Just let them slowly go away PLEASE!

  48. Elizabeth says:

    I think Kourtney’s dress is a cute “pregnant lady” outfit. Dressy but still very comfortable. But it looks like the gold lame thing on top isn’t laying flat. Maybe its just the lighting.

  49. kailee says:

    I don’t know…..in a few years I could see her possibly hanging out as the next George Clooney barbie doll. I shudder at the thought.

  50. It is ME!! says:

    The FK?! Kim’s face: GAH!!

    And Kourtney has pregnancy face, but she can’t help it.

  51. Newtsgal says:

    Dude has got man-hands!

  52. Beatriz says:

    what.the.fudge. Those lips!! I just can’t with those lips, they look like two sausages squeezed together!

  53. JudyK says:

    OT: Can anyone tell me if Kourtney and Scott are still together? Thanks.

  54. Shamozzle says:

    Kourtney, I don’t think a tent is in order that early in a pregnancy surely.

    Kim is just a hooker without a corner.

  55. Mary jones says:

    I think that party was a charity event. So they had to pay to get in. I think as long as you can afford it you can go. Who would actually invite these whores to an Oscar party? They would cheapen any event.

  56. ManicPixieDreamGirl says:

    Can someone please explain to me why Kim and Kourtney Kardashian would be at an Oscar party???

  57. hillbillygirl45 says:

    The 2nd pic, the one of Kim alone, HOW MUCH BIGGER CAN HER LIPS GET!? She looks like she’s catchin’ flies!! When I was little there was a cartoon on called “Fat Albert”, I can’t remember the characters name, but he had HUGE lips, and couldn’t talk plain….that’s Kim. And, she still looks like a blow-up doll otherwise. THESE PEOPLE NEED TO JUST GO AWAY!