I like the new trend of canary as a “pop” of color, when used sparingly as an accessory. I even bought a canary purse this season, but then I returned it because it wasn’t what I expected. (I thought the color was cool, but it wasn’t a big enough purse inside.) But canary rarely works as a full solid-color look. Case in point are Heidi Klum and Kelly Osbourne, both trying to work this ugly yellow color.
Look at Heidi Klum in this super short terry cloth-looking scifi Atelier Versace. She wore this to the Elton John foundation Oscar viewing party. When you’ve got a body like this, why would you dress like an alien that William Shatner would have seduced for a one-off episode of Star Trek circa 1969? Just because you can? Every day is Halloween for this woman. Including her makeup. Metallic shadow with black liner and clumpy mascara. You can do so much better Heidi!
I actually like Kelly Osbourne’s light yellow party dress – on someone else. Paired with her pinkish gray hair and mawkish red lipsit just looks ridiculous on her. This dress is world’s better than that awful mess of a Bagdley Mischa she had on for her red carpet coverage. (Actually on second look the whole of the dress is quite stunning. I was probably just distracted by her puff of hair.) It was comical hearing fashion commentary coming from someone in such a hideous dress with such bad hair, but she was pretty nice to the celebrities overall and liked a lot of the fashion that I found questionable. So at least she’s consistent.
Look at this flowy lemon colored dress again on Kelly. It’s so pretty from the neck down and yet she makes it look trashy, doesn’t she?
Her hair looks way better there than it did on the red carpet. It was puffy and sideswept and the color was pink gray with brown roots peeking through. An awful combination.
Heidi most always dresses horribly. That dress is no exception.
This is the worst I have seen Heidi look. Tragic.
Actually, Heidi’s dress would have been PERFECT for the Music Awards, or some kind of MTV award. But not for an Oscar after party. It looks like something Nikki Minaj would wear (with crazier hair and shoes of course, let’s give credit where credit is due).
Ah, Kelly… She is still trying to find the right cut for her ever changing body. Still not crazy about the hair.That hair is reminiscent of Tweety Bird’s Millionaire Meemaw.
Heidi still has a great body, but she needs to realize that she is not 25 anymore. She dresses way younger than she should. I’m not saying she should dress like an old lady, but appropriately for her age.
Sorry if this sounds a little mean, but Kelly has a major sweaty pit issue. It just ruins the whole look, cause I find the dress quite cute. Someone really needs to advise her to invest in a sport speedstick or something…
I think that is the design of the dress.
On that yellow dress, it’s definitely sweat.
A sports speedstick probably wont cut it. Trust me- you can’t be oblivious to how much you sweat, but it’s not always as simple as using sport speedstick. I can use the clinical strength stuff and still have pit marks at times. It’s a really sucky thing to deal with /:
That is true. I am familiar with the problem, cause there was a time, as a teen, when I had to use a strong anti-perspirant you could only get in the pharmacy. I’m just a little surprised she’s not trying to cover up the problem a little by using the correct designs and colours, which wouldn’t make her problem so obvious. I’d be very self conscious about it being in the public eye and getting photographed so often…
And those silky type fabrics just make the sweat issue so much worse.
Excessive sweating can be controlled by botox. I do like the yellow dress on Kelly though. Very pretty dress.
WOW. If you’re going to get a permanent ink tattoo on your body in a language you don’t speak, check to make sure it’s correct!! There is no excuse for errors!
“Je vous aime la maman”????? LOL!!! Who uses “vous” with their mother?? And who calls their mom “la maman”? Jeez!
It’s “Je t’aime maman”….
AHAHAH, I couldn’t make out what it says at first. Oh man, that is hysterical… 😀
I know! Using Google Translate before going to the tattoo parlor — not the brightest idea. 😉
Google Translate LMAO!
Hilarious.
Thank you Truth Fairy. Or I would have spent all day walking around thinking that I was the one with the rusty French. I kept hoping it was just some turn of phrase that I’d never heard before….
Yeah thanks about that tattoo. And Heidi – nothing wrong with yellow as much as is wrong with the style, fabric and weird gold inserts in that dress. Gads. To think she chose that, when these celebs have every designer and dress under the sun to chose from. I really think Heidi likes the space alien vibe.
I lover her hair, that color just suits her not everyone can carry I think she does it well. Can we have another story on Angelina.
kelly looks alright in the yellow.
I like Kelly’s dress. Is she getting her tattoos lasered off?
Kelly Osbourne…I just don’t get it w/her. What’s she done to be “famous” other than her big potty mouth? Honestly, any person blogging on Celebitchy could have done a better job stylistically and would’ve looked better than Kelly Osbourne.
Sorry…she looks so trashy w/those tats. No more class these days…women & tats…just my humble opinion. That one on her back…gimme an effin break! She looks like she should be wearing a pair of leather pants and halter top on the back of a Harley…just saying. She’s a nobody.
Heidi? I dunno…that’s just Heidi, you know? She’s brave, but at least she looks better than anyone else that would put that get-up on, that’s for sure. Heidi deserves so much better than to be grouped w/Kelly Osbourne in a post here.
Gotta agree with you about the tats. I thought I liked tattoos but the more I see, especially when these women are in fancy gowns, the more tacky I think it looks. Men can wear long sleeves etc. but women’s bodies are out there.
I would advise all young people to go into laser surgery for a career.
I don’t have a problem with a tattoo if it’s discreet and can be covered up. My son has one on his forearm, and that’s not too bad, but he also has one on his neck! And he wonders why he has trouble finding a job.
And the big ‘salty dog, arrrr’ anchor on her arm…so tacky. She is trashy and a pretty pale yellow dress can’t disguise that.
Not sure what’s worse…her nasty hair or those ugly tattoos. I don’t have a problem with tattoos but hers are so ugly and random. An anchor on her forearm? What is she, Popeye? Ruins what hopes she had of ever being pretty.
Osborne looks fat. She is gaining weight. Again. Spanx doesn’t help. Karma is a bitch.
At least Kelly is wearing her dress. Heidi’s dress is wearing her, she looks very uncomfortable in it. One size bigger maybe, couple of inches longer. Change color to black, viiola!
I don’t mean to offend anyone, but Kelly’s anchor arm tattoos look ridiculous with such a feminine dress. And I didn’t like her red carpet dress at all.
Both are hideous dresses. Neither fits either one properly either.
I don’t hate Heidi’s dress but I don’t like it either. It does not accentuate any of her best attributes: it flattens her bust, he butt looks like a pancake, and just looks uncomfortable to wear. The shoes do not go with that dress. Her legs look killer though.
I like Kelly but the yellow dress is not her at her best. I think I would like this more if her lips were not red and the dress was maybe to the knee. Or if the pleats were not at the waist. She looks fantastic in the black dress though. It fits like a glove.
For Heidi this isn’t the best post-separation outfit. MTV, yes. Oscars party, no. If she’s trying to go ”look what you lost, Seal” it isn’t really working. She looks alien-ish.
Kelly – No words. Oh wait, I found one: Hideous.
“Everyday is Halloween”…
LOVE YOUR MINISTRY SHOUTOUT!!!
Heidi: I really not likeing the dress but I love the color on her.
Kelly: dress yellow dress is ok it could have been better if her hair was a different color and she wasn’t so orange bad tan and i hate the black one.
On a side note were was Madonna? Wasn’t her movie up for somthing and with her resent attention seeking ways I would have that she would have been there.
Osburne’s dress looks great on her, minus dark red lip stick and gray hair. I like Heidi, but she looks hideous here.
Heidi…I have no words
Kelly PLEASE fix that dreadful hair color…PLEASE!!
Kelly’s yellow dress would have looked beautiful on Michelle Williams. The pit stains and tats really make it look trashy.
Heidi- too tight too short (as always) great color!
Kelly- both of her dresses look made for Michelle Williams body and personality
Heidi looks really bad.
And the tats on Kelly, they really class things up.
Why anyone wants to color on their body, I have never understood.
Tats look trashy on pretty much everyone. imo
Kelly has said she regrets getting them and wants to get them removed. She needs to get started. They look awful.
Kelly has said she regrets getting them and wants to get them removed. She needs to get started. They look awful.
Well I love Heidi so it is hard to say that this is not a good look for her. I don’t like the dress and I don’t like the shoes (you can almost see the bunions growing) but I love her makeup and I love her hair and I would almost kill for those legs. Kelly looks okay. She needs to get over the hair being grey thing however.
I really don’t find Heidi Klum that attractive to begin with and put her in yellow and it’s even worse.
Ms Osborne’s appearance is ALWAYS ruined by those tacky tattoos. And I even like the yellow dress she is wearing and the dress in the second picture of her is good also – the tattoos: NOT!.
Ms. Klum looks awful in those space-suit dress – dump it Heidi.
Heidi is so pretty, but all of her fashion choices have been awful in recent years.
Kelly’s giant, dark, ill placed arm tattoos ruin any look she goes for.
Heidi, her hair darker, pulled back, just makes her look older. She now needs softness around her face because it’s thin and has lines.
The dress isn’t bad, but for some reason it makes me think of a dress the Jetsons would wear.
I love Kelly’s black dress on her. It’s very flattering. The yellow looks kind of Easter Sunday-ish.
I have to give Heidi credit for trying out different looks. She has an amazing figure and mixes it up and gets attention for that. In turn this gives her more exposure as well as the designer. The clumpy mascara on the other hand – I cannot defend.
I don’t get the Kelly O thing. She is famous for being Ozzy’s kid, no? I could do without her.
I don’t think she is fat at all. She has a really square head, though. That makes her look a lot fatter.
I like Heidi’s dress, I just wish she’d worn it a little bit longer! Also, I love Kelly’s yellow dress – beautiful – & I like her other choice too – I think she makes the yellow dress ‘look trashy’ because we know so much about Kelly & her rather foul mouth!
This incessant need for people to wear red lipstick, just coz. Stop it. Stop it right now.
Kelly looks fug, the hair is atrocious, whatever look she was going for she clearly missed by a country mile.
Heidi, time to grow up love.
it was so distracting watching Kelly on the red carpet show…all I could see was those tats! If only they weren’t in such a visible spot. One looks like an anchor, it reminds me of Popeye or something..it makes her forearms look big and masculine. I guess I’m old fashioned…I like girls to look like girls, without distractions of body art which will look horrible when those arms aren’t so young anymore. As for Heidi, WOW, she has an amazing figure after those children..I must commend her on obvious discipline and hard work..but, I concur, she always looks sort of hard or overdone..not sure how to describe what it is I see on any red carpet but there’s just something about her choices that never seems to work. The hair usually isn’t great either. I wonder if she has a stylist?
Kelly’s mouth reminds me of the Rocky Horrow Picture Show! OOOOOOOOOOO
What size are Heidi’s FEET?
What is Kelly Osbourne doing on Fashion Police? She is such a boring twit, she really ruins the show. As long as something has a couture tag on it she loves it & has nothing funny or insightful to say besides wondering if her Hollywood C-list friends (and Lourdes) are going to hate her.
Fire that chick and hire someone who’s an asset to the kvetchfest.
I want Heidi’s shoes. Love Kelly’s homage to Bridesmaids…
Kelly bugs me ever since she started calling Xtina fat. She’s just hating on Xtina because, as messed up as she may be, she has an actual career, and didn’t make it in the industry because of who her parents are.
BTW Kelly, thanks for making me defend Xtina, I hate that bitch.
Love yellow. Neither hit the right note.