Nov 14
'06
Paris vag slip – an anatomically correct 80s Barbie

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Written by Celebitchy

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Posted in Paris Hilton, Photos, Sluts


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23 Responses to “Paris vag slip – an anatomically correct 80s Barbie”

  1. chic mommy says:

    Why won’t this girl wear panties? Why?

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  2. Celebitchy says:

    Sorry if this is an old vag slip, I will change the title. I just had this e-mailed to me.

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  3. ER says:

    I’m wondering if it’s photoshopped because her left forearm looks a little distorted, compared to the upper part?!

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  4. Djw says:

    Molly, this is an old picture of Paris. I wish I could remember which site I first saw it on – but I imagine it would mean scrolling through tons of pages.

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  5. Viv says:

    It does look like she’s wearing panties… only she has a MASSIVE melvin!

    Why I scrutinized this picture so hard is beyond me. But I regret it.

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  6. Patrillium says:

    It was released in January. It’s not that old. Anyway, I wish I had a dime for everytime this sleazebucket showed her ultra privates in one year. Imagine how the rest of us normal folk never have this problem even once, and Lindsey and Paris do it numerous times a year.

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  7. tess says:

    Is her thong on backwards???! And why are her toes practically out of her heels? I’m sure she can afford proper fitting shoes…

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  8. slowfreak says:

    Her toes are hanging out of her shoes because she has enormous feet and probably can’t bring herself to buy her size…14!!!!

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  9. DogRunner says:

    She is showing ALL of her toes!

    Needs to buy some new underwear that fit.

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  10. I’m not sure about you guys, but I don’t wear MY underwear like that.

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  11. Viv says:

    I agree, Bedhead… and if I did, well I sure wouldn’t be smiling that large. That looks so damn uncomfortable.

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  12. Caz says:

    Why does she always stand like a bandy old man?? She looks like she’s had both her legs broken several times.

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  13. Aimee says:

    dude seriously….seriously…..wtf is that attractive, does it turn anyone on?? its all tore up you know theres roast beef in there

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  14. 9940 says:

    She has a bruise on her leg and she’s falling out of her shoes. Someone got a little tipsy in the limo.

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  15. yuck-o-rama says:

    Arrrgh! Enough with the 1990s Brazilian hairless roast beef vagina look already! Didn’t that trend go out of style 5 years ago?!

    So not classy :(

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  16. Someone says:

    Interesting how her knees look worn, like carpet burn…. She’s really nasty.

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  17. Clarimonde says:

    “DogRunner Says: She is showing ALL of her toes”

    ROFLMAO!!! That is good.

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  18. elisha says:

    Caz, she stands like that because she thinks it makes her size-11 feet look smaller. I think it just make them look deformed.

    And actually that is an old pic, I first saw it when Gallery of the Absurd spoofed it a couple times (http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2006/08/japanese_paris_.html) and (http://galleryoftheabsurd.typepad.com/14/2005/05/pariss_hilton.html).

    So I googled it and found that it’s two years old, taken November of 2004 at Diddy’s 35 birthday.
    References:
    http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny-paris-hilton-pg,0,2939047.photogallery?index=58

    http://movies.msn.com/celebs/celeb.aspx?c=488412&stab=2&vpid=543009

    http://www.oanmedia.com/category/wardrobe_malfunctions/?page=2

    http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=60;t=001154;p=1

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  19. Toubrouk says:

    I have to agree with DogRunner; What she’s trying to do? Arouse the guys with a foot fetish? LOL!

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  20. Celebitchy says:

    Sorry again for this old picture. I won’t run stories people e-mail me without double-checking them first next time. Also, if you include several links like that your post will get picked up by the spam filter, which is why it took a while to appear.

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  22. pigshitpoet says:

    nice phtoshop, too bad her head doesn’t match her legs, that’s important for a blonde!

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