Lindsay Lohan, homebody, partied like a crackhead all weekend

Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan partying after Saturday Night Live, early into the morning Sunday, and then I’m also including photos of LL hanging out with her siblings in NYC Sunday afternoon. She looks busted. Meh. Anyway, even though LL’s SNL appearance was critically panned (and Twitter apparently went crazy with everyone yelling about how awful she was), SNL had some of its highest ratings of the year. Thus, Lohan’s is entitled to a cracked-out victory lap, correct? Even though she just told Matt Lauer that she’s a “homebody” who is “uncomfortable” partying like a crackhead these days? Sure.

Lindsay Lohan may have turned in a less-than-stellar performance on “Saturday Night Live,” but her straitlaced appearance on the “Today” show Thursday morning was Oscar-caliber. Not even 24 hours after “Today” aired a pre-recorded interview in which Lohan told Matt Lauer that nightclubbing was “not my thing anymore,” an eyewitness says the trouble doll partied past 4 a.m. at Chinatown hotspot Le Baron Friday morning.

The source says Lohan — who also told Lauer that she liked being “a homebody” — held court at the nightclub with an entourage that grew as the night progressed.

She left with a bang, too. Our source says that two men who were sitting with Lohan got into a jealous spat over the “Herbie Fully Loaded” star, which prompted her to leave. The clubgoer adds that one of the men — a dark-haired, muscular stud who stood about 5-feet-9 — declared that Lindsay was “his girl” to his rival. That’s when, the source says, Lohan grew upset and headed for the exit.

Judging from the trouble that Lohan had with her lines during the “SNL” broadcast, we wonder if her late-night escapade affected her attention levels during her rehearsal with the show’s cast on Friday afternoon and evening.

[On Saturday], Jill Zarin and Dina Lohan joined Lindsay and the “SNL” cast at Kibo restaurant in Gramercy for the show’s after-party. There, the source says, Lindsay “was on her best behavior,” while her high-spirited mother partied like a teenager.

Perhaps LiLo was simply pacing herself. Our first source says that after the “SNL” after-party, the actress headed back to Le Baron to continue celebrating. So much more for being a homebody.

A spokesman for Lohan tells us: “Lindsay was the consummate professional all week,” adding: “When someone says they are a homebody, it doesn’t mean they stay locked in their house every day and night.”

[From NYDN]

“When someone says they are a homebody, it doesn’t mean they stay locked in their house every day and night.” Oh, Steve Honig. Why didn’t you want your name attached to that quote? Is it because you can’t even believe that your client is so full of crack lies? Also – what’s the deal with two dudes fighting over LL? Was one of them her john? Had he already paid for her services?

Anyway, other sources confirm that LL was out all night Saturday/Sunday – HuffPo noted that Lohan “went from table to table thanking everyone.” After 3 a.m., “folks started to say goodnight after Lindsay worked the room, making it clear that she was back. Not drinking, but rather enjoying being back in the limelight doing something good, not bad.” See? Lindsay thinks she’s won. She thinks she’s back. She thinks we’re all, “Lindsay is so talented and well-behaved, she deserves an Oscar.”

You know what’s pissing me off these days? Lohan’s wig. That busted Barbie wig fills me with rage.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and Pacific Coast News.

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  1. NO SH¡T says:

    The only reason SNL had high ratings was because everyone was curious to see what the crack monster would do. What she means by homebody is doing lines at somebody elses home.

    • The Truth Fairy says:

      @NO SH¡T says:

      “The only reason SNL had high ratings was because everyone was curious to see what the crack monster would do.”

      EXACTLY! The OJ Simpson trial got high ratings too, and it wasn’t because everybody loved OJ!

    • Jeneral says:

      No kidding! I tuned in to SNL and it was not to root for that crackie moron in the slightest. I knew she’d f*ck up and I wanted to see it first-hand

    • Tiffany says:

      Car accidents get a lot of viewers too.

      • jill says:

        exactly. everyone tuned in to see the train-wreck. it’s pathetic that she is too dumb to get this and that she and her delusional mother will interpret the ratings as a positive come-back sign. which it ain’t.

  2. Ruby Red Lips says:

    “When someone says they are a homebody, it doesn’t mean they stay locked in their house every day and night.”

    Oh ok, so next time I decide to party all year I can legitimately say I am a ‘homebody’…

    FFS!!

    Crackie lies rule!! Just absolutely amazed at how many idiots are actually believing all her blatant lies…

    Nothing has changed, she’s still on the same downward spiral, even if she is managing to lay off the crack/smack/meth this week!

  3. cmc says:

    I thought it was funny that the SNL folks put her in a red/dark wig for pretty much every sketch. It was the most obvious hint ever- “LOOK HOW MUCH BETTER THIS IS!!” Get the hint, Lohan. Clean up, dye your hair, and maybe then you’ll be in business.

    I love watching her fall, but I’d be way happier to watch her pick herself up….with red hair.

  4. dorothy says:

    Will it ever end? One pity show from SNL does not make a star.

    • Kimbob says:

      You’ve hit the nail on the head….a PITY SHOW. That’s really what it was. I’d like to add it can also be likened to a freak show. You know those freak shows at fairs where people pay to see the freaks of nature? I think some people tuned in to see it like that…watching the crack freak/rock star to see how bad & ugly the show might be. She didn’t disappoint.

      One other thing. Since WHEN is SNL a showcase for “great actors?” How does this signal Crackie is back & “greatness” is on her radar by doing SNL? I mean, the skits are amateurish. Even the SNL cast sometimes cracks up doing the skits. How is an appearance on such showing her great acting chops?

      I do find it amusing that she relied heavily on cue cards. I mean, GEEZ, if she was hoping this was significant of a “comeback” showing her heavy reliance on cue cards(?)…has she lost her mind?
      Ummm, yeah, she’s just a rock star & did lose her mind years ago. This is all just so pathetic.

    • duncecap says:

      I just want it to end. I don’t like seeing Lindsay in the news. I hate when people give her attention. Yeah, I still look and read about her. But enough is enough.

      I can’t stand that Lindsay looks so smug after SNL. That’s the worst part of all this, in my opinion. I’ve only seen clips here and there, but it was pretty awful, even by SNL standards. Not the worst showing, but definitely in the lower tier.

  5. Bess says:

    White Oprah & Honig are working overtime on this one:

    http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/11063571-421/the-people-who-count-liked-lindsay-lohan-on-snl.html

    Maybe if LL behaved herself for maybe a year and stayed under the radar, she could do character roles. With her botched up face, I don’t see how she can ever be a leading lady again.

    • Lady D says:

      “the people who count liked Lindsay”
      You would think her fans would be the people who count.

      • Happy21 says:

        Fans? She still has some? I’m pretty sure her fans have moved on since she has been a train wreck for about 5 years now.

      • duncecap says:

        Casual slips of the tongue like that show their contempt for the public, their narcissism. God, they all just need to go away forever.

  6. Cathy says:

    Yeah, she’s a good girl, sober, cleaned up homebody and I’m the good witch of the north from the Wizard of Oz.

  7. Aiobhan says:

    SSDD!!! Where is she getting the money to purchase these clothes? Does she really make a lot of money with these Terry Richardson shoots. I refuse to believe that she still makes money just showing up to clubs because she looks terrible. Any bouncer worth his or her salt would put her at the back of the line and keep her there.

  8. Searching4grace says:

    I love in the 2nd picture…how her reflection looks like a shrunken head. That made my day. I didn’t watch SNL. I haven’t watched it in YEARS and I’m not going to waste my time watching it for her. I just look at the pictures in awe, her bloated face getting odder and odder still.

    • Snowangel says:

      Somebody please tell me why her face is so bloated, when she doesn’t appear to have gained weight anywhere else.

  9. *sigh* Call me crazy, but I still hope she gets her head out of her a** and cleans up. I watched SNL only because of Lilo. I don’t find the show funny at all no matter who is on. She looked so pretty in the skits that had her wearing red hair. My husband and I both agreed that SNL barely featured her at all. The jail skit just wasn’t funny period. The dude that did the news bit read off cue cards, but no one is calling him out. Kristin Wiig was given the choicest bits when paired with Lilo. Btw, I’d watch the “Real Housewives of Disney” in a heartbeat. I don’t think Lilo was awful, I just don’t think she was given as much to do as she wanted. SNL played it safe.

    Reality now calling party of One…I know, I know….

    • Roma says:

      Kristin Wiig got the better parts because she is the better comedic actress. Plain and simple.

      There is also a huge difference between reading lines on the Weekend Update and having to read cue cards when you have 10 lines in an entire skit.

      If she wanted to prove she was a serious actress, she should have been prepared.

      • crazycatlady says:

        I don’t even think she was in a sketch where she had more than 5 lines. And even if she had 2 – it looked like she had no clue when she was supposed to even read the cue cards! It would be her cue and she’d be all shifty-eyed and confused like ‘Huh? Wha? It’s my turn?’ Then she couldn’t even READ them when she tried! Awful. Just awful.

  10. imabrat says:

    Pity parts; that’s what she gets and I’m sure she’s fine with that.

    • DreamyK says:

      I would agree with you except she landed the Liz Taylor role. Which completely enrages me. I’m hoping there’s a casting change at some point because she reminds me too much of the former Mr. DreamyK, who also turned into a cracked out mess. I watch stuff for entertainment purposes, not to relive the bad ol’ days. I utterly loathe crackie lies and denial behavior.

      • duncecap says:

        It’s a stunt to get people foaming at the mouth and it’s working. They’re gonna find some reason to ditch Lindsay in favor of ANYONE else. ANYONE. Betty White will do. The moment she acts difficult on set, or strays from the law (and you know it’ll happen)…

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        She has nothing in pre-production. Would not be surprised if this is like like the Linda Lovelace and Gotti stuff. I refuse to believe someone will employ her after SNL and her issues which she clearly thinks are no big deal.
        10 bucks says she never does it. They haven’t even casted yet.

  11. spiderpig says:

    remember the mutant episodes in the first season of the X Files? This pale Lindsay with her polyester wig reminds me of the humanoid tapeworm from that season…it gave me the creeps, but not as much as Lohan does *shudder*

    • crazycatlady says:

      LOL.

      You’re right. The combo of her fresh face injections and whatever else that’s been tweaked plus the pastey white face and wig is creepy.

      At least with a fake tan and dark circles under her eyes she looked like she was alive.

      Maybe she got makeup ideas from working at the morgue.

    • decemberist15 says:

      The Fluke Monster? Yes I do recall. I liken her more to Janice from the Muppets.

  12. The Truth Fairy says:

    Reminds me of the story about Demi dancing (lmao) and how so many guys were hitting on her. Same BS.

    • Hubbahun says:

      He was misheard – what he actually said was “two guys with GUIDE DOGS were fighting over her…”

  13. Boo says:

    I love that she is out shopping to reward herself for that grand performance. How about saving that money for the IRS, dear? Can anyone imagine she will pay the taxes on her Playboy-Philip Plein money this April? “Sorry, IRS Guys, it can’t happen. I needed some Choos.” And someone will get her out of it while I scratch my ass to pay my taxes.

    And the lies! She is NEVER called on them, so why shouldn’t she lie? If a child lies to his mother and the mother says, “oh, you cute thing, I understand why you lied. Here’s a cookie”–then the kid learns that lying is not only fine but good and right. The media continues to teach her that her behavior is perfectly fine because even when she fucks up, someone is there to spin it into a wild success. What a topsy turvy world.

    • duncecap says:

      That’s what confounds me! She can mess with judges, police, lowly shop owners… But the IRS? How long has it been since she paid taxes? 2008? You don’t mess with the IRS and get away with it! That’s what brought down Capone!

      I’m starting to think Lindsay made some sort of devil’s bargain to evade the law and other consequences that apply to normal people.

  14. Cleveland Girl says:

    I think the deep question is WHY does she wear that ridiculous wig???? What is going on with her hair??? And she looks to fat to be doing crack. I think she is just drinking up a storm and nursing her hangover with Mcdonalds.

    • Pia says:

      I know I’m just splitting hairs at this point (lol bad pun intended, sorry) but I think it is more of a combo of hair extensions and what’s left of her real hair. It looks like there is enough growing from the crown of her head (you can see the darker roots) to cover all of the sections of longer hair that are glued to her scalp. The bangs I think are glued on too, which is why they look so clumpy. Perhaps the reason why she is sticking with the fried-blond color (besides the Marilyn delusion) is because it is the easiest way to get all the fake/real hair to match. Plus long term extension use and removal of those can cause even more hair loss, so she is screwed. The only solution is to take them out once and for all, invest in a good red wig, and let what’s left of her hair grow back naturally (if it even can at this point). Anyway, that’s my theory on that Hollywood Gutter Barbie nightmare.

  15. ya says:

    Didn’t someone from SNL tweet that they were doing an all night rehearsal with Lohan on Thursday night/Friday morning? Don’t know about this ‘source’.

  16. Seymour Butts says:

    I think the deep question is “why is ANYone surprised that she lied”? Again. She’s so full of shit her eyes are brown anyways. She’s ALWAYS been a liar, and so has her mother. And I hope someone throws paint at her for wearing fur 🙁

  17. spitfire says:

    What pisses me off are her wig and the jowls. She’s so downmarket looking now.

  18. Mich says:

    All I can think of with that top pick is: Look! A not so rare sighting of the Duckbilled Cracktopuss.

  19. Katie says:

    What fill me with rage is the way Jimmy Fallon licked her butt on his show last Thursday. He told her she would probably win an emmy for playing Liz Taylor…WHAT?

  20. Ravensdaughter says:

    Wow, it is a wig! What happened to her hair? Trashed along with her face?

  21. NeNe says:

    SNL does not count as a real acting gig. Let her think she has turned a new chapter in her life, and then when all those idiot producers invest her in a movie, they will finally know and understand what
    all of us already knew, that she ain’t worth SH*T!!!!

    I am not quite sure why everybody is willing to continue to give this girl chances. She has proved herself unworthy every time. With everyone allowing her to keep up with the BS antics, you are only adding yourself to the list of her enablers.

  22. Roma says:

    TMZ kept running how Lindsay would sign her opening monologue – and clearly that did not happen. She just couldn’t carry that much on her own.

    Anyone who saw Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s opening knows that if you commit, SNL will let you make it great.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      I’m sure the deaf community would have appreciated her “signing” the opening 😜It would have been preferable to that rock gargling that she calls a voice.

  23. boo says:

    Delusion thy name is Lohan.

  24. Moi says:

    I was looking at the photo montage that you made of her and I was stunned. She was so adorable back in the day of her red hair and freckles. Why does she keep messing with her face? I’m 37 and she looks older than I do. I watched a little bit of SNL and the parts I saw weren’t too bad, but I heard it got worse as the show went on.

  25. bitta83 says:

    Notice the wigmaster on SNL put her in a red-headed wig almost every chance he or she got? And she actually looked better as a readhead, dressed casually. There really is something about her styling that I find rage-inducing. I think it’s because there’s something so unnatural and presumptive about how she dresses…

  26. Happymom says:

    Shouldn’t Innocent be stopping by to tell us how wonderful she was and how we’re all haters?

  27. jc126 says:

    Hey, was Jon Hamm there in case they needed an emergency backup host? I heard that suggested on the Today show, and I wasn’t sure if they were joking or not.

    • Moi says:

      Ya, they showed him during the monologue.

    • Shelly says:

      Yes, he was there, but I am pretty sure it was a joke. He actually seemed to be rooting for the little Cracken, which was actually kind of sweet and typical nice-guy Hamm.

  28. LeeLoo says:

    Everyone needs to keep their curiosity at bay. We are all guilty of rewarding The Cracken for bad behavior by constantly talking about her and our curiousity about how much of a raging crack monster she is. We need to stop and ignore her.

  29. PAgirl says:

    “You know what’s pissing me off these days? Lohan’s wig. That busted Barbie wig fills me with rage.”
    — her lips/mouth fill me with rage.

  30. logan says:

    Best advice my Dad ever gave me was,”Find something you are good at and love doing and stick with it.” We all know what Miz Lohan is good at, she loves doing it and apparently she is sticking with it. PARTYING.

  31. skuddles says:

    Nice to see some things never change! 😉

  32. Amanda says:

    Stayed out until 4am after working all night on SNL? You think if she was not drinking or anything after a few hours, maybe by 2am she just go home and call it a night?

  33. Str8Shooter says:

    She looked like a washed-out porn star from the Valley.

  34. alex says:

    If I were a bad person, I’d have a few bets on when she’s going to end up dead. That’d be mean…but anyone else is welcome to start.

  35. Bess says:

    Jon Hamm and a few of the SNL regulars are giving her compliments. I’ve got to believe that they’re just being professional and not beating a dead horse.

    It will be the ultimate slap in the face to all of us law-abiding citizens if Blohan does manage to make some sort of comeback. I agree with whomever said that she must have made some sort of pact with the devil.

  36. connie says:

    You want to know what’s reallly interesting? go to dina’s twitter account. People actually call her out for being an enabler to her drug addicted daughter & she responds! She just tweets back “do not message this account again” they really are delusional

  37. logan says:

    When someone named SNOOKIE gets just as much press time as you and has an actual full time paying job, it’s time to rethink your career path.

  38. Sandip says:

    I would like to hear her define what clean and sober means to her. She looks like there is some botox or other filler involved with her bloated face.

  39. Eléonore says:

    People in the US might hate/criticize/find her pathetic (and i do as well), but clearly they care otherwise they would not be interested in what she does…which enable her narcissistic behavior.

  40. Penguin says:

    Hopefully her bloated face is due to having juvederm or restylene (sp?) fillers in her cheeks, nasolabial folds ( nose to mouth lines), lips and marionette lines ( drooping lip corners). The swelling & puffiness usually subsides in a couple of wks and dissolves completely in 6 – 9 months. After that the face goes completely back to normal.

  41. RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

    Recently I was in a photo printing shop in manhattan. The owner took me to the back to figure out which pics I needed blown up. he has huge photos everywhere as decoration. As I sat down I looked up and saw a healthy, tanned, freckle faced impish red-head. “Who is that?” I wondered. “She looks vaugely familiar.” It took me about five minutes to grasp it was Lindsey Lohan. I was so shocked. I called my mother into the room and said “Hey Mom, remember when Lindsey Lohan looked like this.?”
    We were so saddened to see what a shadow she has become to her once adorable young self. Not only has she completely destroyed her natural beauty, just like Mickey Rourke, she has become a totally unlikeable person…..entitled,delutional,self imporatnt weirdo. One of the biggest disappointments in Hollywood.
    Just an anecdote I thought Id share.

  42. kc says:

    B!tch is only famous nowadays for being reported on in gossip items. STOP REPORTING ON HER!

  43. samab says:

    I ‘ll just sit here and watch her ruining it all for the nth time again.Still wandering why she had all these chances…

  44. demian bichir says:

    She had all these chances because almost everybody in HWOOD is like her!They just hide it better!
    No science here!

  45. salamanca says:

    She’ll not end well. In fact she doesn’t ending for years. And I have to say, I”predict” sad, saaad days for her.
    She shouldn’t make her “come back” so early, if she quite the booz and /or crack. She’s not stable. It was too fast, hosting SNL and reading all those comments.

  46. hillbillygirl45 says:

    She sux now, just like she’s always sucked. She’s a lyin’, cracked-out, no-talent, bleach blond hag who’s thinks everything should be given to her on a silver platter. Right along with her “lines”……I’m just sayin’….

  47. hateonit. says:

    why does she friggen have a double chin?!? whyyyyyyyy?!? Lindsay for the love of life dye yur hair already that blonde nest thing needs to go.