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A porn bigwig who put the Colin Farrel sex tape online says that he was contacted by a believable individual (*cough* K-Fed *cough) about distributing a digital tape of K-Fed and Britney going at it. He claims that the person who called him knew enough details and insider information to make it seem like a legitimate offer.
He also says that the footage of Britney doing the nasty is worth about four times as much as Paris Hilton’s night-vision atrocity:
“Two days after Britney filed for divorce I was contacted by an individual [who] indicated that he had a digital video of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline having sex,” David Hans Schmidt — the man who’s brokered deals over compromising photos and footage of such stars as Collin Farrell and Jamie Foxx — tells the Star. “This gentleman knew enough names and identified enough parties involved to indicate that the tape could exist!” According to Schmidt, the tape was supposedly shot before Spears and Federline were married in 2004.
If the tape does exist, it would be a hit in the porn world. Schmidt says it could make $200 million and “would smash Paris Hilton’s sex tape sales [upward of $50 million] like an Oreo cookie!”
That video of a Britney lookalike giving a way too professional BJ is said to be fake, and it doesn’t seem like it’s her since she had black hair in the video and this sex tape was supposedly made when she was on her honeymoon. It could be a red herring, though, and just because that one is fake doesn’t mean there’s not a real sex tape that rivals Pam and Tommy’s video.
If this is true K-Fed is sure to sell that tape soon. He’s writing shit on the walls about Britney, and will relish releasing that crap to the world. We too will relish downloading it and talking smack about it for weeks.
There are new candids of Britney in her hometown in the deep south available at Celebrity Baby Scoop.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Britney Spears, Kevin Federline, Scandals, Sex Tapes
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17 Responses to “The Britney sex tape exists!”
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What do you mean “professional”??
That’s the worst I’ve seen…
If anyone thinks thats professional I fear what that person calls below par… -
no. such. thing. as a bad blow job.
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Umm, yeah there is. Yeah there REALLY is.
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kfag should think that thats his baby momma… i hope he doesnt get custody
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I’d have to agree. getting teeth involved can turn a pleasant experience into a painful one.
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Well, K-Fed just proved us all that he’s a scumbag…
Let’s hope Britney got the number of some “Heavy Suits” That can sue Kevin’s a$$ silly.
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It behooves Kevin to pretend there’s a tape (even if there isn’t one) as long as possible. So long as peeople think there is one, attention will remain on him. And while the attention is on him, the money will flow.
bdi
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Poor Brit’s wig looks HORRIBLE in those pics at celeb baby scoop. I wonder what’s with all these wigs she’s wearing, did her hair get ruined from all the dyeing and extensions? She’s starting to remind me of Liza Minelli, even in the face in those pictures.
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I’m sure she burned her hair off dying and then stripping and bleaching her hair. I did that once - I was in a hair show. went in with dyed black hair, came out with white-blonde, melting, snapping off hair. Kids, don’t try this. It does not work. And Britney really shoulda known better.
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eh, who cares about either Britney-cheeto’s slut or K-Fed-loser? They are both trailer trash. If Britcheeto is dumb enough to be in a home made sex tape, then she signed her fate. Stupid people.
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I bet while he was MAKING the footage he thought… one day if she leave me i’ll m ake so much money off of this. Piece of Crap. If he cared about his kids at all he wouldn’t ever release this.
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I agree with you AC, K-Fed only cares about money. No decent father would do that to his children’s mother. K-Fed is really a loser.
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not to be picky but that BJ was terrible! that’s what made me think it was Brit, actually.. I bet the turd has a tape of some kind–he’s the type to do it in the first place and he would have been foolish not to take some kind of insurance policy against Brit kicking him to the curb. I’m sure he talked her into doing it, back when she was still seen grabbing his privates in public.
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and yea, terrible father…
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The least she could have done was lipo her thighs off, they’re massive!
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I think your right, kevins idea and it’s probably easy to talk brit into stuff cause’ shes so horny all the time.
But if Kevin really does this he will, in my book drop down to the level of rapists and childmolesters. Calling him just an idiot would be an insult to idiots all over the world. I hope this thing will not be true because i still have a little faith on humanity. I cant undestand how any father could do this to his childs mother.
but if its true, he will be hated all over the world and probably some crazyfucker brit-fan will kill him soon..so he wont be a problem to the world for long.
way too professional blowjob my ass!
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