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	<title>Comments on: Reese Witherspoon is ready to get married, but now Jake Gyllenhaal isn&#8217;t</title>
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		<title>By: Jane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m bored with this fake relationship and their lame photo opportunities.

Couldn&#039;t Jake find a better beard?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m bored with this fake relationship and their lame photo opportunities.</p>
<p>Couldn&#8217;t Jake find a better beard?
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		<title>By: EM</title>
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		<dc:creator>EM</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh god, it&#039;s so embarrassing isn&#039;t it. All the silly little quotes and flip flopping back and forth with arrangements, weddings and non-weddings. The fake conversations and plans. Fake sources and fake &quot;friends&quot; and &quot;insiders&quot;. The fake &quot;cuteness&quot;.  ou just know the whole thing is created for magazines and blogs so people can feel &quot;involved&quot; in the wonder of Jake and Reese &quot;the couple&quot;. 

It&#039;s just too showmance for me I&#039;m afraid. I think it gets sillier sounding with each report.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh god, it&#8217;s so embarrassing isn&#8217;t it. All the silly little quotes and flip flopping back and forth with arrangements, weddings and non-weddings. The fake conversations and plans. Fake sources and fake &#8220;friends&#8221; and &#8220;insiders&#8221;. The fake &#8220;cuteness&#8221;.  ou just know the whole thing is created for magazines and blogs so people can feel &#8220;involved&#8221; in the wonder of Jake and Reese &#8220;the couple&#8221;. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s just too showmance for me I&#8217;m afraid. I think it gets sillier sounding with each report.
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		<title>By: Ter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They are cute but I&#039;ve never seen them as a couple, I&#039;ve always gotten a vibe that they wouldn&#039;t stay together, but I&#039;m sure they will prove me wrong by having a secret wedding this weekend, including the cute as a button kids as the ring bearer and flower girl.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They are cute but I&#8217;ve never seen them as a couple, I&#8217;ve always gotten a vibe that they wouldn&#8217;t stay together, but I&#8217;m sure they will prove me wrong by having a secret wedding this weekend, including the cute as a button kids as the ring bearer and flower girl.
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Another lame ass, Hollywood grundgy couple. Is that all they do, walk the streets and drink big ass cups of coffee?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Another lame ass, Hollywood grundgy couple. Is that all they do, walk the streets and drink big ass cups of coffee?
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		<title>By: eva</title>
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		<dc:creator>eva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 06:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Any child would suffer from his/her parents divorcing... It has nothing to do with being sheltered or naive about life.  As Sal and Enn said it, divorced families take a huge toll on how the child will feel about marriage.  If their parents can&#039;t remain married, how could they?  
And Reese needs to grow up if she can&#039;t wait for Jake as he has been waiting on her for a year long.  Type A personality or not, she needs to be considerate of his hard times.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Any child would suffer from his/her parents divorcing&#8230; It has nothing to do with being sheltered or naive about life.  As Sal and Enn said it, divorced families take a huge toll on how the child will feel about marriage.  If their parents can&#8217;t remain married, how could they?<br />
And Reese needs to grow up if she can&#8217;t wait for Jake as he has been waiting on her for a year long.  Type A personality or not, she needs to be considerate of his hard times.
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		<title>By: Buttercup</title>
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		<dc:creator>Buttercup</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love these two together, they make a cute couple, I hope they do get married. :P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love these two together, they make a cute couple, I hope they do get married. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_razz.gif' alt=':P' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:18:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;“Perky point chin.” “Gay-as-hell.” Very mature.&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;B&gt; Humor- yes we have it on this planet, not yours clearly. Shouldn&#039;t you be reading your bible instead of this sinful internet? &lt;/b&gt;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>“Perky point chin.” “Gay-as-hell.” Very mature.</i></p>
<p><b> Humor- yes we have it on this planet, not yours clearly. Shouldn&#8217;t you be reading your bible instead of this sinful internet? </b>
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		<title>By: Kristin</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kristin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 22:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Perky point chin.&quot; &quot;Gay-as-hell.&quot;

Very mature. :roll:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Perky point chin.&#8221; &#8220;Gay-as-hell.&#8221;</p>
<p>Very mature. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<dc:creator>vdantev</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jake Gay-as-hell hasn&#039;t met the right (wo)man yet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jake Gay-as-hell hasn&#8217;t met the right (wo)man yet.
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		<title>By: Enn</title>
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		<dc:creator>Enn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:57:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Cassie, my sister and her boyfriend bought a house together about six months ago, not long before our parents decided to split up (something that NO ONE saw coming) and it completely derailed any marriage plans the two might have been making.  The resulting family turmoil is more than enough to make you put any major life decisions/plans on the back burner while you try to deal with the crisis going on in front of you.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cassie, my sister and her boyfriend bought a house together about six months ago, not long before our parents decided to split up (something that NO ONE saw coming) and it completely derailed any marriage plans the two might have been making.  The resulting family turmoil is more than enough to make you put any major life decisions/plans on the back burner while you try to deal with the crisis going on in front of you.
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