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	<title>Comments on: Madonna wants to become a film director and compete with Guy Ritchie</title>
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		<title>By: Ter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:16:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She &quot;practices&quot; this faith and &quot;practices&quot; this faith but her flaws just seem to intensify and magnify instead of diminish or transcend.  It is not a very good advertisement for her faith.  Her Kabbalah went Kabbluey.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She &#8220;practices&#8221; this faith and &#8220;practices&#8221; this faith but her flaws just seem to intensify and magnify instead of diminish or transcend.  It is not a very good advertisement for her faith.  Her Kabbalah went Kabbluey.
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		<title>By: Christina X</title>
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		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madonna can douse herself in holy water and pray all she wants.

It still doesn&#039;t make her a better person. It doesn&#039;t change the fact that she still (unapologetically) betrayed the people in her life to get her what she wanted.

Not going to work, you miserable old hag.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna can douse herself in holy water and pray all she wants.</p>
<p>It still doesn&#8217;t make her a better person. It doesn&#8217;t change the fact that she still (unapologetically) betrayed the people in her life to get her what she wanted.</p>
<p>Not going to work, you miserable old hag.
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		<title>By: Ter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 08:15:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is that in lou of getting a penial implant?  &quot;Mine is bigger than yours, Guy&quot;?  Her bitchiness knows no bounds, but we&#039;ve seen the bitch bound, in black and white and coffee book form.  What a gal/guy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is that in lou of getting a penial implant?  &#8220;Mine is bigger than yours, Guy&#8221;?  Her bitchiness knows no bounds, but we&#8217;ve seen the bitch bound, in black and white and coffee book form.  What a gal/guy!
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		<title>By: Jeanne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jeanne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 05:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The only movie Madge the Vadge could direct would be a porno film.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The only movie Madge the Vadge could direct would be a porno film.
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		<title>By: Shane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 01:39:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>lb - Well said!  

What a hypocrite Madonna is to expose children to her x-rated (and bizarre)trash for the last 25 years and yet wants to shield her own children from the very same types of trash.  

Madonna, you are truly a scumbag.  No wonder you ran around with that other scumbag, Michael Jackson.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lb &#8211; Well said!  </p>
<p>What a hypocrite Madonna is to expose children to her x-rated (and bizarre)trash for the last 25 years and yet wants to shield her own children from the very same types of trash.  </p>
<p>Madonna, you are truly a scumbag.  No wonder you ran around with that other scumbag, Michael Jackson.
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		<title>By: SixxKitty</title>
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		<dc:creator>SixxKitty</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:01:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>If the woman cannot act, how the hell will she direct?

&quot;I’m so glad that now that Madonna has found religion, she is no longer a petty, immature, spiteful bitch.&quot;
Amen!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If the woman cannot act, how the hell will she direct?</p>
<p>&#8220;I’m so glad that now that Madonna has found religion, she is no longer a petty, immature, spiteful bitch.&#8221;<br />
Amen!
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		<title>By: abbizmal</title>
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		<dc:creator>abbizmal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 20:04:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL  Do you put these Madonna stories up because they get the masses all riled up, me included?  Hahahaha.  
Team Guy
PS - Stupid Bitch.  :mrgreen:</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL  Do you put these Madonna stories up because they get the masses all riled up, me included?  Hahahaha.<br />
Team Guy<br />
PS &#8211; Stupid Bitch.  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: caro</title>
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		<dc:creator>caro</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i hope she will do better movies than she sings! she react as a teen in her divorce!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i hope she will do better movies than she sings! she react as a teen in her divorce!
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		<title>By: lb</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:53:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Madonna is and always has been nothing more than a bully.  She bullied Sean, Warren, Guy and every other guy she has been with.

Not the kind of bitch I would want to take home to my parents.  She is beyond spiteful.

On top of that she is a hypocrite of the worst kind.  For years we have had her shove her nastiness in our faces with her sick books, videos, and just about everything else she put out there, but yet she won&#039;t let her children watch television, the news, or anything that might corrupt her children or expose them to the very things she exposed us to.

She is a joke.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna is and always has been nothing more than a bully.  She bullied Sean, Warren, Guy and every other guy she has been with.</p>
<p>Not the kind of bitch I would want to take home to my parents.  She is beyond spiteful.</p>
<p>On top of that she is a hypocrite of the worst kind.  For years we have had her shove her nastiness in our faces with her sick books, videos, and just about everything else she put out there, but yet she won&#8217;t let her children watch television, the news, or anything that might corrupt her children or expose them to the very things she exposed us to.</p>
<p>She is a joke.
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		<title>By: Shane</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shane</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 19:47:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Rich old ladies.  Love it!!

On her future, I&#039;ll put $20 on the second scenario:

&quot;Maybe her egotism knows no bounds, though, and she’ll make more terrible movies that no one goes to see.&quot;

Bingo!  She has a movie star/director addiction that rivals her own sex addiction.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rich old ladies.  Love it!!</p>
<p>On her future, I&#8217;ll put $20 on the second scenario:</p>
<p>&#8220;Maybe her egotism knows no bounds, though, and she’ll make more terrible movies that no one goes to see.&#8221;</p>
<p>Bingo!  She has a movie star/director addiction that rivals her own sex addiction.
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