Nov 17
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Lindsay Lohan doll complete with hottub SUV

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This is old news as this doll came out at the beginning of the year and you gossip-savvy readers have probably seen it already, but I got fooled by a two year-old Paris vag slip so what do I know? (They’re a dime a dozen, so you can’t blame me.)

There’s a Lindsay Lohan doll, complete with obscenely big souped-up SUV. Do you want your daughter playing with this? It’s bad enough that she’s probably playing with Nicole Kidman look-alikes.

The doll captures the likeness of Lindsay Lohan, and the fun trendy outfit expresses Lindsay’s fashion-forward sense of style. The My Scene Lindsay Lohan doll is ready to hit the red carpet with a full movie premiere outfit, faux fur-trimmed coat, director’s chair, velvet-style rope and lots of fun movie-themed accessories. Movie stars always arrive in style, and… More this luxurious SUV party limo is decked out with glitz and glam from door to door, including working lights, a beverage bar, fancy seats and a real hot tub. Doll measures 12″ tall.

Only $29.99 on Amazon for the doll, but unfortunately you can’t get the SUV any more. Does this signify everything that’s wrong with our celebrity-obsessed culture? (I realize this blog is pretty bad too, but what the hell?)

Thanks to Bulletproof Bracelets for linking this.

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Written by Celebitchy

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10 Responses to “Lindsay Lohan doll complete with hottub SUV”

  1. the vomit and pills must come seperately.

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  2. Hmmm I bet the doll comes with NO PANTIES….

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  3. I would never let my daughter play with a doll that represents white trash, at least Barbie has class!!!

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  4. That thought bubble coming out of her mouth in the box strikes me as really hilarious for some reason. “My new movie premiers tonight!”

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  5. What the heck, it doesn’t look like Lindsay at all :D

    I can’t believe how pathetic this is, I would NEVER want my kid to play with a Lindsay Lohan doll…she is so messed up. Actually I don’t think I’d want my kid to play with a doll of ANY celebrity.

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  6. lindsay lohan my a$$
    that doll’s sooo much prettier

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  7. This is so funny, I was at Winners (discount designer store in Canada, idunno if they’re in the states, sorry) and they had this doll for $9.99, I laughed my ass off at how its already at a discount store. Dumb bitch. Why dont they bring out a paris and nicole doll and they can snort blow off eachother.

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  8. That’s the craziest thing I’ve seen in awhile.

    Where’s the Nicole and Paris doll. I’m sure Lindsay needs friends.

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  9. Is she anatomically correct complete with Fire Crotch?

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  10. The eight ball of coke is missing…

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