LeAnn Rimes tries to make Eddie happy by burying the hatchet with Brandi Glanville

I want to thank several commenters for their theories on why LeAnn Rimes canceled a concert in Ohio this past weekend – I thought it was because she’s a pretty standard-issue drama queen who was likely hungover. But several commenters pointed out that Eddie was hanging out with several attractive ladies, so LeAnn had to “get sick” and come home so that Eddie would remember that he’s married. One of the ladies was Kate del Castillo – check out her Twitter feed here, and she even tweeted a photo of Eddie with a group of people (including ladies!). That must have really upset LeAnn. Poor baby with her poor womanizer husband. I feel so sad for them. Cough.

Anyway, in that same vein of “LeAnn will do anything to keep Eddie happy, just as long as she gets to watch over his wandering dong like a g–damn squinty hawk,” Us Weekly reports that LeAnn has “reached out” to Brandi Glanville. LeAnn wants her relationship with Brandi to be less drama-filled. It was Eddie’s idea!

LeAnn Rimes would do anything for husband Eddie Cibrian – even make nice with his ex-wife, Brandi Glanville!

“LeAnn realized that if she came to terms with Brandi, it would make Eddie happy,” an insider tells Us Weekly of Rimes, a hands-on step mom to Cibrian’s sons, Mason and Jake.

“When they drop the kids off at each other’s houses, they actually say hi.”

LeAnn is also trying to bond with Eddie’s buddies. “LeAnn makes sure she’s friends with all of Eddie’s friends and their wives,” adds the source. “He’s her everything.”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

So that’s why LeAnn plopped down beside Brandi during the kids’ soccer game. She was burying the hatchet. Except… I’ve always felt that in these kinds of situations, it’s the wronged party who gets to decide where, when and how the hatchet is buried. Meaning that it’s Brandi’s call – she was the one who was cheated on, she’s the one who has to see her kids split their time between her and her ex-husband’s homewrecker-to-housewife. This report makes it seem like LeAnn is the aggrieved party – which she is, but only in her own mind.

I also found it interesting that LeAnn is trying to get super-chummy with all of Eddie’s friends and their wives. She’s really keeping her squint squarely on any possible candidates for Eddie’s wandering dong, isn’t she?

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  1. brin says:

    Awwww, such a great relationship…TRUST, y’all!
    Leann’s insecurities bring out the control freak in her….crazy in overdrive.

  2. katie says:

    If he’ll cheat with you, he’ll cheat on you.

    • Lukie says:

      THIS!

    • Samigirl says:

      A commenter once said about this couple, “When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.” It stuck with me. Terribly true. Sorry, LR, it’s only a matter of time.

  3. Jennifer12 says:

    Hopefully, this means Brandi will get some relief from the cyberbullying and the kids won’t be incessantly papped. And Eddie will get exactly what he signed up for: a clingy, anxious borderline personality who won’t let him breathe without trying to share the oxygen. Why this unemployed womanizer is her “everything” is beyond me, but I’m not surprised either. The karmic post office always delivers, and in the most interesting ways. I bet her record company had something to do with it, too. Even the country music stations are calling her out on her behavior. Someone must have told her that things are really bad and she needs to get it together and back off the Brandi thing, at least publicly. Lucky Eddie, she will now focus solely on him. HA!

    • brin says:

      I think that’s what’s so interesting…watching karma at work on those two losers. Leann is just getting crazier and Eddie looks miserable.

      • Jennifer12 says:

        And all I can think is, “Good.” I think the cheating was awful, but it could’ve been at least mitigated by decent post- breakup behavior. Those two are stuck with each other, and it’s the best possible punishment.

      • Lady D says:

        Hi brin, its -2 and snowing. I would like to see Ediot get full-time employment. I am willing to bet money it will end her touring/singing career. She just couldn’t handle the separation.

    • Rin says:

      Why? Because her first marriage was to a man that is thoroughly confused as to his own identity and probably only wanted to have sex in the dark after watching Oceans 11, 12, and 13 and Eddie C. came along, is attractive while she herself is the opposite of attractive, and didn’t mind having sex with her money–I mean, her.

      • Lolie says:

        It really pees me off when people like you perpetuate the gay LIE. Dean has never been confused about his sexuality. He has always been straight, has been married to a woman, and now is married to another woman. Its not HIM that is confused by his sexuality, its YOU and others like you. Grow up.

  4. dorothy says:

    Clingy, insecure, desperate, pathetic.

  5. k says:

    I’m a horrible person.

    All I see is Ronald McDonald on my left, and Janis the muppet on my right.

  6. lil ole me says:

    I still hope Brandi doesn’t hold back in her book about all the stalking & single white femaling! I mean, it kinda seems to me Brandi HAS held back (more than I would in this situation). It’s as if she was afraid to fully disclose the extent of Leann’s craziness.
    Write that book Brandi & don’t HOLD ANYTHING BACK! You are a bigger star now than THAN BOTH Eddie and Leann

    • Eileen says:

      Bingo! Your first sentence is exactly why this story was leaked. Leann knows this book is coming and she’s really trying to change herself to be the victim. You KNOW she is shaking in her boots! Let me tell you-I know some of this sorrid story (fact IS crazier than fiction) and I’m sure I don’t even know the half of it and what little I know makes your skin crawl!!! Leann’s behavior towards Brandi during the affair was so psychotic and disgusting-it puts ‘Fatal Attraction’ to shame.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @Eileen, I can’t wait for the book. I hope they make a TV movie out of it. I wonder if the horse from seabiscuit is available to play the part of Leanne?

      • brin says:

        @Mort….I heard he passed on the role.
        *waving to Mort & Eileen*

      • Eileen says:

        I can’t wait either! Going to be a GOOD read!
        I’ve been concerned for Brandi and the boys since I started getting tidbits of information about how Leann behaved during the affair and then seeing how obsessed Leann is to replace Brandi-and its become such a complete total encompassing desperation for Leann that she is ignoring all common decency by literally buying everything Brandi is seen wearing, wearing her hair like Brandi-dying it Brandi’s hair color, driving the exact car and even copying what Brandi’s says and her little endearments she calls the boys and her friends. I would be scarred for life if I had the opportunity to crawl inside that Chicks mind and heart for a minute and look around. You couldn’t pay me a billion dolars to trade places with her. She is damaged, derranged and has absolutely no shame.

      • Eileen says:

        brin: we need and appropriate cocktail for Leann posts! hmmmm what should it be??
        *waves back*

      • brin says:

        Hey girl…we do indeed. We need something crazy but how about “Rimes on the Rocks” til we come up with something better.
        Love all the BBs for standing by Brandi…she is the one who is rising from the ashes.

      • thetruthhurts says:

        Eileen, why do you tease? Dish!! Please DISH!!!

      • Eileen says:

        Buy the book! ;D I can’t tell all I know. But if you read back on these CB Leann blogs, Jezika & I have dished pretty good on what we could!

      • cbear says:

        I never got the idea from BG’s tweets that the book was going to be details of the divorce, but more of her experience with dealing with divorce, life as a single mom, etc.

        Is this just wishful thinking on people’s parts that it will give salacious details? 😛

      • Eileen says:

        I think it would be big mistake to not expose the dirt on Leann. We all know she’s crazy anyway.
        I doubt Brandi can really talk about the divorce without bring it up-it was so up front and center it would be hard to just skip over!

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        *waves @brin*

        I should have known he’d pass. He’s far too attractive to play Leanne 😉

      • thetruthhurts says:

        Eileen, I think you and Jezika should also write a book ;)I’d buy that one too!

  7. Marjalane says:

    “LeAnn Rimes tries to make Eddie happy by burying the hatchet with Brandi Glanville”

    Yeah, right between her shoulder blades.

  8. Aimee says:

    Imagine the psychotic break she’ll have when he cheats on her and eventually leaves her. She is probably only “reaching out” to his ex so that she can get a better look and find more things to emulate. I can actually picture her studying photos of Brandi and making notes.I can’t even begin to imagine what it would be like to be that insecure in a relationship. Her desperation is palpable and if she wasn’t such a squinty eyed, narcissistic, self serving mess, I would feel sorry for her. But she is, so I don’t.

  9. someone says:

    Why would Eddie want Leann to bury the hatchet with Brandi when he won’t even talk to Brandi himself? If a guy has to use his assistants to talk to his ex wife about his kids I doubt he is pushing for his current wife to become her “friend”.

    • Heidi says:

      You speak truth lol. There is no one-on-one contact but communications via an assistant.

    • Cirque28 says:

      Yeah, but I have repeatedly been nudged by men to befriend their sisters who they can’t stand and their mothers who they aren’t wild about. Maybe this is the same thing, e.g.: “You deal with her and I’ll go have a beer with the guys.”

      • Jennifer12 says:

        Wouldn’t it be great if Eddie was mature enough to insist that the mother of his sons be treated decently, especially considering what he put her through? I don’t buy it. My working theory is that she has her publicity team in overdrive, planting stories and photos she arranged. No one will buy that she’s sorry, so she plants that Eddie wants peace and she loves him so much that she will do it. She is trying to reverse the tide that she thought would turn on its own. Look at what she tweeted after the Disney trip: “Spitfire”. Someone asks what it’s about (prodded by LeAnn behind the scenes, I bet) and she says it’s about lies and holding her tongue and going through all the mess, as though she’s a victim of circumstances. The only thing she’s sorry about is that she was caught cyberbullying and that there’s evidence to back it up. I guess she’s added full time publicist to her other jobs as tweeter and photo arranger. The only good thing to come out of all this is that hopefully LeAnn and her deranged gang will have to back off Brandi and the boys. Sorry doesn’t mean half the things she does, not the least of which is pushing Darrell Brown in Brandi’s face in public at Brandi’s son’s soccer game. It’s like Mary Jo Buttafuoco said once: “Why’d you shoot ME? He’s having the affair with you- go shoot HIM.” Leave Brandi alone and go obsess over your purchase. I mean spouse.

      • Cirque28 says:

        Hi Jen! Co-sign on everything. I think Ediot has no respect for or genuine interest in women (except as sexual objects) and might be trying to corral all the bitches in his life together because then it’s easier to slip away to Hooters. He’s also probably on the lookout for projects for LeAnn to distract her from her obsession with him. Telling LeAnn that her new mission is to befriend Brandi might have bought him a few hours of peace.

        But yeah. No way is Ediot mature enough to request that the mother of his children be treated with genuine respect. If he was, he’d have insisted on it a LONG time ago.

      • Jennifer12 says:

        Hey Cirque! ITA with you on every one of your comments. I could see Ediot initially thinking that this could all work; that she worshiped him and supported him and would let him do pretty much anything he wanted. He was too dumb to see the other side of it, which was her obsession and her need to be with him every minute and her not having any life beside her spouse and her hairdresser and her songwriter. I thought perhaps he was sick of the drama and might have requested an end to it, but things became very clear very quickly. They’re like gerbils on a manic, destructive wheel. They probably never thought Brandi would come out on top the way she has. HA HA HA. Look at the trapped, scared look on his face in Kate del Castillo’s photo: “OMG, she tweeted it. I wasn’t touching or talking to anyone. Sh!t, sh!t….” RING! “I’m coming home. Now. WAAAAAAAH, you don’t love meeeeeee! How do I liiiiiive withooooout you- you’ll never know. Ain’t happening.”

    • Autumn Love says:

      My guess is EC wants to make nice with Brandi for PR reasons. His cheating broke up the marriage, and he refuses to speak to her despite having two kids together?? Yeah, he comes off as the jerkoff. That’s just bad for business. I actually think EC and LR either have a new publicist, or the old one told them to get a new strategy. As long as BG was a “nobody”, they could get away with this stuff. Since RHOBH though, Brandi’s profile has grown as well as her fan base. Hell, she’s got more twitter followers than EC. LR has an upcoming album to sell. She needs all the good press she can get.

    • ohmy! says:

      I always got the feeling that Ediot wasnt ALLOWED to talk to Brandi, per LR. I doubt he has any say about who he can talk to with LR dangling the purse strings over his head. She probably had him sign an air tight confidentiality agreement before she bought him his new toys.
      I really hope Brandi doesnt hold back when it comes to her book. In fact, I think Lifetime should probably make a movie out of it. Im sure it would blow Fatal Attraction and Single White Female out of the water.

      • Cirque28 says:

        I think LeAnn is probably controlling and manipulative, but I imagine it’s more subtle stuff like whining, sulking and having a “health crisis” every other day. I doubt she makes Ediot sign anything. In fact, I’d be surprised if they even have a pre-nup. Because it’s TRUE LOVE and doncha know that always lasts forever.

      • Sugar says:

        totally agree example my ex & I used to communicate but when the new wife came along my god I’d think what’s your problem I don’t want him back & you got him- jealousy is very very ugly No way will LRC allow it. The one pix of the 2 exs talking @ the little ones soccer game w/LRC standing behind EC speaks volumes.

    • Gene Paremsan says:

      But why wont he even talk to her?? he’s the one that did her all kinds of wrongs. Hello!?! Eddie u publicily shamed her…..he should be begging for forgiveness or at least trying to explain! Wow being a shameless famewhore does cloud people’s judgements!

      • cbear says:

        EC and LR have acted like victims through this whole thing. Remember when Leann tried to sue Brandi when she publicly called her out after the affair came to light?

        LR and EC are two warped famehos that deserve each other. Honestly, LR’s lies and manipulation and manic behavior aren’t even entertaining to watch anymore. She’s just sick. And I honestly find her fans on twitter creepy.

    • Rin says:

      Unless she has something really good on him that he’s unwilling to have known publicly.

  10. Heidi says:

    From what I understand Brandi went along with it for the kids’ sake and nothing more. Leann’s entourage of paparazzi and extended family raised Brandi’s ire, but she kept it relatively muted

  11. LeeLoo says:

    I think the picture is becoming clear and I already think Leann is on her way out. I really do believe she has gone crazy over trying to keep Eddie Cibrian from straying. It will only be a matter of time before he does so and then we’re not going to see a pretty picture.

  12. lizzard33 says:

    LeAnn has done so many awful things to Brandi and tries to victimize herself instead. She has her friends trash talk Brandi and call her a bad mother etc. I just feel so bad for Brandi in this situation. If I were in Brandi’s shoes I would be wayy more cray than she is made out to be. LeAnn should consider herself lucky the woman she helped scorn has more class dignity and restraint than most.

  13. Diane says:

    You can definitely see the tension in Brandi’s face. She has stated in the past she doesn’t like her kids being exposed to the paps. I think Brandi is really making an effort but Leann just can’t help herself, she put it all on display. I used to feel sorry for Leann but now I just think she has serious deep-rooted issues. I don’t hold it against her for having an affair, it’s just the way she handles things. She preaches that she wants peace but her freinds continue to harass Brandi on twitter. I respect Brandi for ignoring it. She even tweeted Brandi saying she was sorry about the paps being at the game and Brandi ignored her. Whatever her intentions were they totally backfired. And, I believe without a doubt Leann cancelled her shows to get back to LA. I see her being obsessed with Eddie. It doesn’t appear to be a healthy relationship what-so-ever.

  14. Heidi says:

    I can’t imagine Leann & Eddie allowing Brandi’s book to go to print without a legal fight. I believe Leann will hire some pitbull lawyers to gag Brandi from divulging Leann’s real character. Dean S. so badly wants to put in his two cents but must be restricted by a confidentiality agreement he signed to get a fair cut in the divorce. Leann has to maintain the fake persona at any cost. This will get very interesting very soon. I’m sure Leann has been planning a riposte and some sort of retaliation.

    • ohmy! says:

      I wonder about that too. but really on what legal grounds could they deny her the right to tell her story? Its not like she has to make this shit up, she lived it. she has every right to tell her story regardless of who it may piss off. I hope she tells every little detail so ppl can see not only what she went thru but the horrors she has to deal with on a daily basis with LR. Even if you dont follow either one you can you imagine having your ex’s mistress stalk you like she has and then have to try and play nice for the kids. I mean who would want the thing that broke up their marriage plopping down on your blanket with her friends at YOUR sons game?

      • Sapphire says:

        There are really no legal grounds that could prevent publication. After publication, Leann could whinny about defamation, but she’s a public figure and the bar’s pretty high. AND truth is an absolute defense.

    • thetruthhurts says:

      Unless Brandi signed a confidentiality agreement, which I doubt she did, there is nothing LeAnn can do. Dean McDermott’s wife wrote the exact same type of “how to survive divorce” book after their divorce.

  15. Gene Paremsan says:

    Eddie is soo pathethic i mean what’s his career? what is he doing nowadays but squandering that foetus looking woman’s money on stupid vacations!
    i meand can he even afford to pay child support to Brandy?
    What a great Catch Leann!! i guess he’s ur moonlight cos u finally caught him..sheesh

    • Eileen says:

      ugh I was in a little boutique the other day and that song came on. My friend who knows my feelings on LR was laughing at the “puke look” I was sporting. Took the shopping mood right out of me!

  16. Debra says:

    at least part of this story is incorrect..
    Eddiot doesn’t even communicate directly with Brandi, so I doubt Leann does either…it’s my understanding that the kids are shuttled between houses by assistants or Mr. Ed’s parents, I doubt Brandi is allowed near Sleezann’s house and if she had been to Brandi’s house, I’m sure the ‘paps’ would have got shots of that already, Sleezann being the great ‘bonus mom’ (gag) that she is..

  17. Juliette says:

    I find it interesting also that Leann keeps saying that they are trying to make peace and she is the only one doing the talking.

    We hear nothing from Brandi or Eddie on this situation – only Leann. She is obviously the self appointed mouth piece for them all. If she really wanted peace she would STFU and quit calling the paps for every fart, burp & queef.

    If we didn’t have to see her every move then maybe people would stop commenting.

    She wants peace but on her terms. It drives her crazy that she can’t control everything. Such a b*tch.

  18. Gagey says:

    And what about this desperate Kate famewhore? That’s the poorest quality photo ever but it has “celebrities” in it, so good golly it must be tweeted!

    • Lukie says:

      Just to let you know, this “Kate person” is a HUGE novela star from Mexico. Her last novela, La Reina del sur, was super popular.

      Believe me when I tell you, Eddie Cibrian WISHES he had Kate del Castillo’s career….

      • Linda says:

        Looks like ‘Gagey’ just might be LeAnn Rimes. Always jealous and bitter.

        BTW, Kate del Castillo is in no way, shape, or form a famewhore…but you are LeAnn.

    • Asiyah says:

      “And what about this desperate Kate famewhore?”

      EXCUSE YOU, but Kate Del Castillo is one of the biggest actresses in Mexico, and extremely famous in Latin America. She’s even acted in English-language films. Far more talented than Leann. Kate’s far from desperate.

  19. Jenn says:

    It is only a matter of time before he cheats on Leanne. ONCE A CHEAT ALWAYS A CHEAT. Honestly though, I really do not understand what Eddie sees in her. She has the worst boob job in the history of boob jobs, she is not very attractive and she always looks desperate.

    • Michele says:

      I was thinking the same thing … Once a cheater, always a cheater. And also … What goes around, comes around. Karma is a bitch. They deserve eachother.

    • brin says:

      He sees $$ and that takes priority over all the ugly-crazy.

    • Juliette says:

      Also, he has fertile grounds for cheating. She’s got some girlfriends around & lord knows anyone would be a step up from Falcor.

      She’s so needy & insecure she’d probably let him do her friends as long he keeps up the facade of a happy marriage to her.

      Appearance is everything to her as we’ve all seen. The fall for her when he cheats is going to be very hard. Get your snacks ready because this will be a show not to be missed!

      • Linda says:

        @ Juliette: “The fall for her when he cheats is going to be very hard. Get your snacks ready because this will be a show not to be missed!”

        Her calamity will be 100 times worse because she initiated it all and continues to do so.

        And when this all ends, like I’ve said before, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Oh Brandi, watch out for your 2 boys. She is that mentally disturbed, vindictive, and evil.

  20. Jaded says:

    Time for a “Stalkertini”!!

    • brin says:

      I was thinking “skanktini”, myself!

    • Eileen says:

      I was thinking something that pays hommage to her wonky boob job or her bones. But I like those too! 😀

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Love “stalkertini!”

        Other possibilities:

        The Single White Female

        The Bunny Boiler

      • Eileen says:

        OMG Mort! The Bunny Boiler! That is epic! Being a bartender in my early years I am SOOOOO making this as an official drink! I’m going to play around with some ingredients & see what happens! 😀

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Let me know what you come up with. I’m no mixologist, but I’d love to indulge in one while I read about the latest on Leanne 😉

      • Eileen says:

        OK Ladies! May I present: *drum roll*
        The Bunny Boiler.
        2/3 Nut Liquor (peanut butter vodka)(for the nutty factor)
        1/3 Chambord

        Shake with ice and pour in martini glass. Garnish with fresh raspberries or strawberries.
        Tastes just like peanut butter and jelly sammich!

      • Eileen says:

        OO oooooo oooo-next up: The Falcorita !!!

      • brin says:

        Eileen….Awesome….I’ll try The BB and Falcorita (straight up) with a side of crazy fries to munch on, thanks!

  21. Beck says:

    She needed a picture of her and Brandi appearing to get along and she got it. Done and done. She has been in a PR crisis since this thing with Eddie started. She didn’t care and was so wrapped up in being Eddie’s everything. She just made it worse. I think her label has had a serious talk with her. She needs money to support them so… Obviously, she has finally hired someone to rehab her image. End of story.

    Oh, yeah, she is still a crazy a-hole.

  22. Rita says:

    First of all, this “burying the hatchet” means nothing. LeAnn wants to clean up her image because she has an album coming out in a few months. LeAnn has no conscience which means she has no shame which means she has no pride. To suggest Eddie wants peace is ridiculous. He hasn’t spoken to Brandi in two years and encourages LeAnn to taunt and bully Brandi…but now they’ve had their fun and want to salvage their careers….good luck with that Mr. Donglesh and Mrs. Smirkgirl.

    • brin says:

      Too late for that. They’re paying a huge price and it’s not even lovE. *smh*

      • Linda says:

        Exactly. They are both living out their karma, but it gets worse, oh so much worse before it all truly ends.

  23. NerdMomma says:

    A lot of commenters have some inside information on this, so I have a question. Why on EARTH would EC hate BG and refuse to talk to her? The way it all seemed to happen was that EC denied the affair, claimed LR was stalking him, and tried to keep his marriage to BG intact. I always assumed it would have been his choice to stay married to BG, and from the look on his face in all of his pictures with LR, he is not enjoying his current situation at all.

    It would be my totally speculative guess that EC would be trying to keep things as friendly as possible with BG, knowing that this whole LR thing is going to pass. I also assume he is cursing himself on a daily basis for what he’s gotten himself into. Perhaps I am wrong on both.

    • Eileen says:

      He hates BG because BG kicked him out and filed for divorce-even when she kicked him out he wouldn’t leave the house for months. He did NOT want to be with Leann. He begged Brandi to give him another chance and work things out but once she found out there was ANOTHER one besides LEann, that was it for her. He wants BG to suffer like he is. I’m sure he likes that Leann is so insane towards Brandi-share the misery!

      • NerdMomma says:

        Thanks Eileen. That does help explain it. I still suspect that some of the animosity he projects toward Brandi is displaced from where it really belongs- toward himself. I really watch all of this play out with such fascination because EC married his stalker. The more I read about it, the more it seems like he really did marry LeAnn for the money. Wow.

      • H26 says:

        Plus she sayed she used to be married to “the biggest douche in Hollywood” when she introduced herself on RHOBH…..that had to hurt his big douche feelings 😀

  24. LoveThis says:

    Thats right Eleen. I think he didn’t have a choice when he got kicked out. Also wasn’t there confirmations on Brandi’s part that she and Eddie hooked up (sex) after he admitted to the affair meaning that he ALREADY cheated on Leann!
    I’m not 100% sure in my above statement so please correct me if not a stated (per Brandi) accurately!
    Oh and I so love to follow this triangle and read all the comments from everyone! Celebitchy should have an area dedicated to Leann’s crazy antics but until then keep the comments coming ladies!
    Oh and when will Brandi book come out (is it confirmed by her directly or is it just a rumor) I will love to read it not because of crazy Leann but for Brandi and reading about her life …she is the coolest chick on RHOBH and I love her honesty.

    • Eileen says:

      Yep-the book is happening. I’m not sure when its coming out.
      They hooked up -that did happen. And trust me when I say Leann knows FIRST HAND that Eddie did not want to be with her. I can’t for the life of me understand how someone could keep a dude that cheated on his wife with her, cheated on her with another girl AND his wife, and then finds out he was begging his wife to take him back and she wouldnt. She cant even fool herself into thinking anything else no matter how many “romantic photo-ops” and tatoo quotes she gets so how does she think she’s going to fool us?

  25. Rita says:

    Oh yes, Brandi’s “tell all” book. Okay, Brandi and publicist, listen up. America wants more that just the “broken hearted and then picked myself off the floor” stuff. If the book is going to sell you must answer the following questions in detail:

    Did your marriage lose the spark because you giggled at Eddie sitting on an inflatable donut with a bag of ice on his bag after he got his vasectomy?

    Did you immediately realize that it was LeAnn who posted the finger-sucking video at US Magazine or did you first read that accusation made by a certain commenter here on CB? Also, when you did the laundry that day, was there poop in Eddie’s britches (I hate that)?

    Other than the time you called LeAnn a “spittoon for peen vomit sucking stalker” (Are quotes appropriate when paraphrasing?) after she ambushed Eddie at the basketball game, what other stalking incidents occurred?

    When LeAnn assaulted you with her car while picking up the children at school, did you report it to the police? Did she use her turn signal or simply put the lives of your children in danger?

    When you vomited after discovering your 35 year old husband was having sex with a girl who had just graduated high school the year before, did you vomit on Eddie’s favorite pair of shoes and was he wearing them at the time?

    After the hotel sex romp pictures LeAnn had published, did you believe she had lunch with her pimp in the hotel room immediately after having sex with Eddie because she had low blood sugars? (Never believed that one.)

    Listing all the taunting and bully smirks from LeAnn’s photo-ops will require a two volume set, so just hit the worst 100. Finally, America wants to know how you feel about all the support you have received and in particular why you haven’t gotten one of your most vocal supporters those Celine Dion tickets?

    • LoveThis says:

      OMGooooooodddddddd!!!!
      And I’m sure this is just 1%
      I LOVE you Rita!

    • Juliette says:

      Rita – you are awesome. Your observations and insights to this whole mess are spot on.

      You’re a big part of the reason why I enjoy CB posts on Voldemort so much. Witty, intelligent and can see through her BS.

      Love it.

    • Karma says:

      Are you serious!?

      That’s the rundown of this train wreck? Truly, I had no idea it was that bad, was busy reading/watching other things… stunned.

      Thanks… 🙂

    • Smothers says:

      Holy Bodily Functions BatRita!

      Fecal Vomit; The Ballad of LeAnn and Eddie

  26. Maritza says:

    It must be awful for Leann to feel so insecure with him, knowing well he can easily do it again to her too.

  27. NancyMan says:

    Why won’t this trio just go away? Aren’t there some fresh d-listers out there trying to extend their 15 minutes into something more like a year or so?

    Cock roaches, Cher and these clowns..

    Come-on.

  28. SFRowGuy says:

    ‘With’ or do you mean ‘In’? I know some people have problems with their prepositions.

  29. Rita says:

    Fine, if Leann wants to bury the hatchet then she should buy as many copies of Brandi’s book as she has her own music…..Brandi’s book will be on the NY Times best seller list for years to come.

  30. Maggs says:

    Rita you are hilarous!!

  31. The Truth Fairy says:

    I think this is all a scheme on Leann’s part to look better in the press. She wants to present it like she isn’t jealous of Brandi even though you know she is sooooooooooo jealous!

    She also doesn’t want to look ungrateful. I mean come on! She took the woman’s husband – the least she can do is be nice to her after!

  32. beclove says:

    Fun to play “spot the phone” in all of her ridiculous posed pics.

  33. Beatriz says:

    Eddy is so screwed, I remember one thing my grandfather used to tell me that is so true: Never sleep with someone crazier than you. Oh well, karma is a bitch.
    In all seriousness though, wtf happened to LeAnn?? I remember her from years ago when she actually was a popular singer and she never behaved or at least seemed that way.

  34. lizzard33 says:

    Do people know for sure that Brandi did not sign a confidentiality agreement? I read somewhere that she did which I hope isn’t true! I don’t think she would do that but I could totally see LeAnn and her cronies bullying her into it 🙁

    • Heidi says:

      I heard when she & LR tried counseling LR pressured her to sign but she refused since she was guiltless. LR is the bully and must be hiding a huge closet of skeletons

      • lizzard33 says:

        Seriously. Given all the horrible details we already know I can’t even imagine the craziness she has managed to keep hidden from us. Glad that Brandi stood up to her!

    • Eileen says:

      Leann offered her $$$ to sign a confidentiality agreement, but Brandi would not do it to portect her boys. She had already seen how crazy Leann was and out of fear as a mother, she told Leann to stick it. Fortunately now that she has some celeb spotlight, she can also tell her story and try to make up for the lack of child support Eddie the loser has withheld due to “lack of work.”

  35. Simon says:

    I saw her Twitter feed the other day because my husband has been blocked by her without ever having Tweeted her, and, maybe we were reading into her updates a little too much, but all the lyrics she’s posting make it sound like she’s unhappy… Is it possible Ediot (love that nickname) has cheated and she found out? Of course, she’d update these for attention but never would she admit he cheated. Her eardrums would implode at the sound of ‘We told you so…’

    I’m interested in Brandi’s tell-all book. That should be really interesting. LeAnn is on damage control, attempting to bury the hatchet with Brandi. And I always assumed LeAnn banned Eddy from being around Brandi without her? Didn’t she go utter ape-shit when Eddy was at his son’s play with Brandi near the start of their relationship?

    When the media get solid evidence Eddy’s cheated on LeAnn, she’ll not be able to hide it and her entire world will crumble. I wouldn’t wish the pain of betrayal on anyone, but the way LeAnn acted after her affair was outed, her relentless stalking of Eddy, then Brandi, she needs a good smack back down to reality. Her PR game during that time would be interesting to see. Would she organise happy photo-ops of them both fondling each other on the beach with her skinny arse eating her bikini bottoms, or will she go into hiding… For once?

    Also, those photos of her with Eddy on the beach at the bottom of this post immediately had me thinking she might be pregnant. Since when has LeAnn ever covered up her malnourished bones on the beach?

  36. Paloma says:

    To live thinking you must be on the lookout for every woman that crosses your husband’s death would be nerve wrecking. LeAnn needs help. She no self esteem, but seeing as how they came out, I can see her concern.

  37. cbear says:

    I kinda wondered about the pregnancy thing, if she was lying about all these illnesses to hide morning sickness, and she has been wearing a lot of loose shirts lately, and other coverups(long scarves, holding purse in front of stomach). But then she posted pics again of herself in that Herve Lager wrap dress, and she looked normal – so who knows. Scary thought.

  38. Juliette says:

    Good Lord, can you imagine the staged photo ops & “happy family” pics we’d have to endure if she got pregnant? I shudder at the thought.

    Not only that, the obligatory magazine spread of her new bundle of joy with the purchased husband.

    She’d be going on like the kid is the second coming. She’d play that pregnancy up as much as possible. The “look at me” would be nauseating.

  39. DMSR says:

    Such drama, those two deserve each other. The countdown continues, one of them will slip up and/or in then “poof!” there goes the neighborhood and everyone will be a victim. BG will get the last laugh. 🙂

  40. Rux says:

    My dad cheated on my mom with another woman and this woman cheated on her husband with my dad; the same playing field. My dad and his mistress got married, ten years later they divorced. She cheated on my dad. Needless to say on both sides there were children involved. Lastly to say, my mom and this woman never “buried the hatchet”. In the end, Brandi will get the last laugh. I never like to see people heartbroken, even Leigh Anne, but she has to realize that parading around like everything is good and well does not bode “well”. I hope things work out ONLY for the boys, they do not need seven different “MOMS” in their lives. Eddie needs to zip it up and tone it down; his children deserve better.

  41. skuddles says:

    Well if she REALLY wants to make Eddie happy she should just give him permission to sleep around, like a lot 😉 Kidding kidding… no woman, not even MeAnn, should ever feel they have to do that. But I have a suspicion it could come to that if she thinks he’s going to dump her. Which he will. After he cheats. A lot.

  42. Baylor says:

    Anyone got the lyrics to the two new snippets she posted? Want to see the crazy!

  43. Cinderella says:

    Eddie may need a Safe House before this is all said and done.

  44. Baylor says:

    To whomever said that Dean wishes he could put his 2 cents in, how do you know this?

  45. Cirque28 says:

    People keep saying this LovE happened b/c of LeAnn’s money or LeAnn’s money combined with Brandi throwing Eddie out, but have we considered that for a narcissist, someone’s adoring obsession is exactly what they think they deserve? Brandi was probably a normal partner who loved her husband without putting him on a pedestal. So when LeAnn came along, he thought, “AT LAST. Someone is finally treating The Ediot the way The Ediot SHOULD be treated.”

    But that’s not a whole lot to build a lifelong relationship on…

    • Rux says:

      That is a great analogy and probably the most dead on from all the other theories.

      “Ediot” awesome.

  46. cbear says:

    couldn’t understand a word she was singing. sounded like a warbling mess, mouth full of marbles. is that a new thing for her to sound like that? is it the horse veneers or what??!!

  47. Juliette says:

    The songs sound frighteningly similar to Swingin the other song she did. I like some country music (Carrie Underwood, Miranda Lambert etc.) but this is just not very good.

    Can’t beleive she’s going to hook up with Miranda to do a song when she called her a bitch at that award show she went to.

    Desperate times call for desperate measures I guess.

  48. Meanchick says:

    Cheaters’ gonna cheat. That’s what they do. I still get calls from an ex “whatever” who has a girlfriend living with him and he still calls and BEGS me for “one last time” sex. I don’t, but I always ask him why he has a girlfriend if he still wants to follow his d**k around. His reply? Because that’s what men do. Think I’d let him touch me ever again? Not even with someone elses’ vagina.

  49. BIMM says:

    Curb must want to be rid of LeAnn ASAP because many songs she’s been singing for years are to be included on her forthcoming album, “ShitPile” I believe Curb calls it! None of those songs will be popular hits, they weren’t good enough for Curb before, but now they just want her gone it appears.

    • cbear says:

      She sure seems to be in a rush, also. They wrote the new ones in 2 days or something, are recording them all in a week, WHILE she has the supposed flu. What’s the rush?

  50. Baylor says:

    Rielle Hunter, Lindsey Lohan, Leann Rimes, and Courtney Stodden all have the same level of delusion. They should be best friends and go live together on a deserted island.