Jon Hamm’s C Mag photo shoot will jump-start your breakfast-sex fantasies

Aren’t we some lucky bitches today? Two Jon Hamm posts! Huzzah! These are photos from Hamm’s cover shoot with C Magazine. The photos are gorgeous, and now I’m in the midst of a fantasy where the Hamm and I have a torrid night of passion and he makes me breakfast the morning after. “No, I don’t drink coffee,” I tell him, “Maybe we should just go back to bed.” The Hamm looks at me, taking in my rumpled appearance in one of his button-down shirts. “No, first you need to eat something. You’re too thin! Then once you’ve regained your strength, then we’ll go back to bed.” Sigh… IF ONLY. Here are some highlights from the C Mag piece:

The Hamm on typecasting: ‘When I got Mad Men, I was immediately sent a million other scripts just like it. It’s kind of what Hollywood wants to do: ‘Oh, you can do that well, so let’s keep you doing it. The last thing I want to do when the show is over is do the exact same thing. You’re that guy who wears a suit on that show. And you’re also wearing a suit in this thing.’

He loves the Mad Men cast: ‘If I golf on a really nice course with really good players, I do better. Because you’re focused and you’re like, ‘Okay, I can’t embarrass myself.’ That analogy carries over into work. When you’re with people who are really good, you don’t want to be the person who sucks. That’s kind of been the philosophy steering my career, as weird as that sounds: to work with people who inspire or challenge me in some way.’

[From The Mail]

Yeah, that’s not terribly interesting. You know what is interesting though? The second part of my Hamm fan-fiction, which involves Hamm feeding me bacon and then boning me in the kitchen. And what’s great is that even Jon’s friends have fantasies about him too. Hamm recently spoke about one friend asking him to be her baby-daddy. Hamm said, “I have actually been asked to be a father by a friend who wanted to have a kid. It was kind of weird and out-of-nowhere and I said no. Mainly because I was totally unemployed, and I would feel so responsible, even though they said, ‘Don’t worry, no strings attached.’” Yeah… no strings attached. Because she wanted to have sex with The Hamm.

C Magazine photos courtesy of The Mail.

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  1. Alexis says:

    He looks constipated on that cover. He’s handsome but he doesn’t do anything for me.

    • shruti says:

      ITA.I dod tnt get the hype around this guy plus i saw a video on youtube and the only adjective that i could think of was vapid

    • B says:

      I feel the same; doesn’t do anything for me, either.

      You all can help yourselves to some Hamm…I want a piece of that silver fox 🙂

  2. JennK says:

    Did you read Fifty Shades of Grey when you said “No, first you need to eat something. You’re too thin! Then once you’ve regained your strength, then we’ll go back to bed.”

  3. Tiffany27 says:

    ……. And my lady boner is back 🙂

  4. PeaSoup says:

    That tuxedo pic completes me.

  5. carrie says:

    is he constiped?

  6. Little Darling says:

    I’ll drink that tall cup of YUM any time of day.

  7. lucy2 says:

    Lose the cig, otherwise love it.

  8. Happy21 says:

    He is so fine it makes me nauseous! I know, I know, how can that be!!?? He is just gorgeous. I can’t get enough.

    I cannot wait to see what is in store for this man 🙂

    I was wondering if the female friend who wanted him to father her baby was January Jones? She got pregnant, no one knows the dad…maybe she found someone who said yes…??

    • MaiGirl says:

      My mind went there, too. I already irrationally hate January Jones–the very idea of her riding that fine stallion would send me over the edge 🙂

    • Shoe_lover says:

      i dont think it’s January Jones only because he says that when he was asked he was unemployed

  9. Jackie says:

    he is too hot. that scene in mad men, just after he had sex with megan, and they are lying on the floor….his pants were hung open…dear lord.

  10. bluhare says:

    That is one good looking man.

  11. Gene Parmesan says:

    He is the sex….omg.
    On another note i wish i could fry sunny side eggs that perfect.

  12. Hautie says:

    Why are all the post with the hot guys buried on the second page today?

    Is it really that important to keep all the train wrecks on the front page? Did we really need another post about Jolie and her bony leg on the front page?

    All the while Olyphant and Hamm are buried back here. Pretty men. Men who need some love!

    And the appeal of Hamm and Olyphant for me… is that they look like a grown man. A well dress and groomed man.

    I am so tired of unshaven men who can’t grown a proper beard to save their lives. Plus looking like they stink.

    Then to add to the stinky look… they are wearing ugly ass baggy clothes with their crusty underwear hanging out.

    Topped off with some ratty ball cap or beanie. Ugh! I really do detest the lack of grooming that men under 35 seem to favor.

    • Happy21 says:

      There is the lack of grooming but then there is the pretty boy that grooms too much. Those ones look like they’d take longer to get ready for a night out than me. Not my type at all. I like manly men!

  13. Nessa says:

    So handsome. I would hit it… Over and over and over and over…

  14. mememe says:

    Last night I had the sexiest dream of my life and he was in it! I’ll take Hamm with those eggs.