It’s shocking how much tabloid crap there is this week about Kim Kardashian and Kris “Basketball” Humphries. Us Weekly got the ball rolling with some kind of nonsense straight from the cat’s mouth. It’s all a pity-poor-Kim piece because, you see, Mean Ol’ Basketball is trying to break the prenup so he can get all of Botoxy gold. Kim tells Us Weekly, “Out of respect for everyone involved, I’d rather not talk about it anymore. I’m so ready, emotionally, for this chapter to be over. I want to leave it in my past so I can start fresh.” Kris Humphries’ unnamed friend says: “He’s doing this to humiliate her, plain and simple. Kris wants to hurt her.” Blah, blah, stuff about money. He wants a payoff of $7 million, a figure we’ve heard before. Kim’s counteroffer: zero.
While she was “not talking about the past” with Us Weekly (in an exclusive cover interview which was sooooo sympathetic and one-sided), Kim also managed to reveal that she has a “killer revenge body” now – she’s lost six pounds in just seven days. Kim says, “I’m on a mission… I figure, I’m single. Now is the best time to get in shape.” She credits QuickTrim and workouts with Gunnar Peterson (who also trains Sofia Vergara, btw). Oh, and she’s cut out gluten, sugar and dairy. You can read more here.
Meanwhile, Radar has an exclusive from Camp Basketball. A source close to Kris says:
“Kris is furious about reports that he is making Kim’s life hell. It’s absolutely ridiculous, and he is telling his friends that he won’t be bullied by her anymore. Kris has told his lawyer to no longer attempt to reach a settlement with Kim. It’s a waste of time and he is ready to take this to trial, and he will. This was the last straw for Kris because Kim is attempting to drag his family into this drama and that crosses the line. Kris just wants the truth to come out and that is what the courts are for. A judge can decide if the marriage should be annulled on grounds of fraud. What is Kim so afraid of and why is she fighting their divorce going to trial? Kris’ name has been trashed in the press by Kim’s camp for a very long time, and he has the right to fight back but he isn’t doing it the way she is, and he will have his day in court.”
“If Kim would stop engaging in such childish and selfish behavior, she would be a much happier person, and Kris is relieved that the marriage ended and she is out of his life, he truly has moved on,” the source says.
Please. They’re both acting like immature a–holes. Kris is actively trying to legally manipulate Kim into giving him a multi-million dollar payout, and Kim is actively trying to win public support and sympathy for her cat-faced plight. And both of them just suck as people.
Cover courtesy of Us Weekly, additional photos by WENN.
She was over him even before the wedding..
Why lump him in with her? At worst Humphries was naive enough or gullible enough to believe she married him for love as he married her.
I am thrilled that the gloves are coming off; this is going to get good…
I agree! I do not believe Kris is just after a multi-million dollar settlement. I think he really does want this to go to trial so the truth comes out….that Kim is a big fraud. Most guys are not that complex and emotional to think about these things in other ways…I truly believe it is KIM playing all the immature games!
She is worried kris will ruin her name? Lol yeah, I think that ray j tape ruined it enough for, how much worse can it get?
If she doesn’t realize she and her shrew mother ruined her name years ago, she’s even dumber than she seems.
I think all of us here would expect to be paid for any job we do, and if Kris went through with the damn money-grab wedding he should be justly rewarded for his time – not to mention compensated for the emotional trauma of being namechecked in every “Shortest Celebrity Marriages – EVER!!” special they do on VH1, for all eternity.
LOL at the “ruining her name” though, because the words “Kim Kardashian” were always associated with integrity, elegance and class beforehand!
THIS!
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Cos I love always your comments! 🙂
We’re all ready for this to be over…and by “this” I mean hearing about the Kardashians.
Oh, AMEN SISTER!!!
Don’t marry people for ratings and cash and you won’t have these problems.
Seriously!
i’m so ready, completely, for this ho to be over
she’s humiliated about the “marriage”, really? yet that fact that she was peed on and actively marketed it to the masses was good for her image? go the hell away already..
I’m sure all that pee never really touched her face, too much make up to feel anything!!!! 🙂
i love it that she’s over her “marriage” in like what, three (?) months. that’s why you date people, kim, you don’t need to marry everyone you meet.
One should NOT spend more time mourning the marriage than it actually lasted.
This “chapter” hardly got started……
Most people had never heard of Kris Humphries until Kim Kardashian started dating him. Both of them deserve this negative publicity. Kim was so desperate to get married to someone that she did not love. Kris was loving the publicity he got from dating Kim. Both of them put their relationship on front street. Kris is angry that he was made a fool of and will forever be a laughing joke. Kim is upset that people finally see what she is really about fame and money.
And we are emotionally drained from you Kim, your sham marriage, your annoying family and your fat a$$. There has to be a black athlete who is willing to date this fat a$$ wh*re and make her a wifey.
Which decent guy would wife a used up skank like her, famously known for her sex tape. F*ck her? Yes! Wife her? Hell to the NO!
You can’t introduce trash like this to your parents.
^^LMAO!!! ha ha I agree but I did say “wifey” (a woman you don’t marry but are willing to live with) there is a guy willing to do it, some men are that disgusting.
“Humiliated and desperate to move on, Kim begs Kris to set her free. But he is plotting to get her money and ruin her name.”
LOL. xD
You know what? I think this “feud” is only for the cameras. Behind closed doors, Kim and Kris are still getting it on, and instead of begging to set her free, she’s begging him to pee on her.
she so should not wear those leggings. can you imagine her after a couple of kids? not pretty
She looks like Octomom. I really thought it was from the second picture down. Guess she needs more surgery?
HAHA!! She really does. Crazy resemblance.
they deserved each other
She’s a disgusting, egotistical, skank. He’s a dipshit. I know she’s jacked up her face with plastic surgery, but to call her “kat faced” is an offense to felines everywhere.
Yes cats are beautiful. Mine are all strays and all beautiful. As a matter of fact, I have one that spends hours sitting on the bathroom counter staring at himself in the mirror.
BITCH PLEASE! I am SO sick and tired of her whiny, fat, dimpled ass. She wouldn’t know what to do with real problems.Kim and her whole dysfunctional family needs to STFU and go away. The Kardouchians……I like that version, it fits so well.
I think we’re all ready, emotionally, for the Kardashians to be ‘over’.
Also – that magazine cover picture is freaking me out. The spider-y fake eyelashes, the way her eyes look like they’re trying to steal your soul…ugh.
I really don’t know who out of the 2 is the worst. i mean she’s beyond bad and stupid and he’s beyond stupid and ugly. I really can’t make my mind up!
I can’t believe that she thinks her face looks normal or even appealing. She has gone SO overboard with the injections.
Also, why do I feel like she’s someone who’s more interested in buying the cute workout clothes than actually, ya know, WORKING OUT? Ugh, I hate chicks like that.
Yeah on the show her “work out” is really her just moving at a glacial pace on a treadmill while texting. For about 12 minutes. Then she checks out her ass in the mirror, fluffs her hair and leaves. Pretty productive.
I’ve never seen the show but if that constitutes her “workout” then no wonder she looks like a distorted marshmallow, albeit, a distorted marshmallow with false eyelashes and extensions. Just gross.
Will never get over the disgusting spiderlegs on her eyelids. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg…. This useless wax doll needs a makeover and an education.
Yesterday at Target I saw the issues of People and US next to each other. The People cover had Trayvon Martin and US had this useless famewhore whining about “divorce hell.” Unbelievable.
She is ready for this chapter to be over? More like this paragraph of her life! The marriage wasn’t long enough to be called a chapter.
I’m glad to see Kris making this hard for her. She deserves it imo. She doesn’t want to part with any money, then go to court and let the judge decide if she committed fraud. Funny how she’s desperate to avoid that.
LOL at paragraph.
Her name is already ruined. KK is synonymous with fame-whoring, shallow, sex-tape star.
What a couple of used up douche bags they are. I don’t know which soap opera is better, them or the cracken.
And we’re so ready emotionally for your “career” to be over Kim….
Little miss pee on me Kimmie can make this go away by simply giving him the annulment that he wants. And for good measure she should also give him half of everything she earned because of this sham marriage. And if it weren’t’ for the money I am sure she would gladly give him the annulment, but in her world money trumps everything. I hope he exposes her and her family for the vapid phony shrills and gypsies that they are.
She should do like Monica Lewinsky did – move to London and stay out of the spotlight for the rest of her life. PMK (Pimp Momma Kris) would never allow her Kash Kow to leave her side though.
I secretly like to think KK is a love child of Michael Jackson (although I dont mean to insult him).
Ha! That’s right! PMK would never stand for Kimmie to go live far far away. (oh man I wish she would!) lol KASH KOW! I like that!
Revenge body? This is what? revenge body number 10?
Every time she breaks up with someone she has a “revenge body” a few months later.
Seems like a trend with her : get fit, get a man, pig out, get fat, man dumps her, back to working out.. she needs a therapist.
Maybe she could see that creep “therapist” of Bethenny’s.
Good lord, I’m emotionally ready for her frickin’ BOOK to be over and in the $1 bin.
And I can’t believe you’re buying into her bullshit, Kaiser. Parroting her “he’s only after my money and ruining my good name” crap? Where have we got that? From HER. He participated in that scripted crapfest, but can’t say anything about it because of their confidentiality agreement.
What she’s really pissed about is he wants to annull the marriage which will invalidate all their agreements. THAT’s what she’s all worked up about.
Thank you, thank you, and thank you! You hit the nail on the head! Everything with this family always comes down to one thing and one thing only and that is money. The sooner the public understands that and the more the public call out the media who pimp the Kartrashians the sooner they go away.
Thanks, Dawn, although I actually think she’s more concerned about what he could say without a confidentiality agreement stopping him. Their whole network of shows could come down if it’s true they’re all scripted and bullsh-t.
Not that she doesn’t like to hang on to her money, though . . . .
6 lbs. in 7 days, huh? What, did it take her that long to chisel off her makeup?
No kidding. Even with all the jacking, she looks so much better with no makeup.
Her makeup makes her look so bad, it’s so heavily applied and so shiny. It’s just awful. Like her.
Honestly, they deserved each other. No matter the persona he wants to portray it isn’t working for me. What grown man gets told what to do, say, act and propose and not realize that it was an act? Granted every time I see him I am reminded of that old cartoon buzzard, “Ah dumta, dumta…” He is as manipulative as she is and it is pathetic. He wants to take it to trial for the truth? Does he even know the truth? It would be better for everyone if they just went away for a long time.
As much as the Kardashians screw people over I have NO amount of sympathy for her. Kris should get some money. I’m sure that was part of the deal. If she was smart she give him some money and move on. She just wants to have something to boo hoo about in public and her “marriage” is it.
They are both disgusting !
But what I really don’t get: If the whole marriage was a scam (what I believe, too) and there was an agreement involved, why didn’t they make it at least a year? They both would have been totally fine by then. Did a shitstorm like this happen to Katy Perry and Russell Brand? No. When staging a marriage, what is bad enough, why not planning ahead a couple of months? I wonder why Momager Jenner didn’t see this coming. She is without a doubt a smart business woman. How could this happen?
I am just a tad confused. How can you on from something and claim that you want it over when it never even started? I’m just looking for clarification here because the London air may have fogged my brain.
He may be trying to get more money, but I don’t blame him one bit! She treated him like a little lap dog, used him to get her dumb wedding, made millions from E!, and from interviews!
Her minions on her payroll E! edited the show to her liking to make him look like an a*shole, so yeah he should get money and lots of it!
OOOooh I hope that it does go to trial. That would be soo good! And it’s not true that the Kuntrashians are not offering ANY money. They’re not offering enough to keep his mouth closed about all of their dirty secrets!!! Keep fighting buddy!
Chapter? I’m not even sure that fake marriage qualifies as a paragraph. More like one word: SCAM.
The video footage of Ray J peeing on Kim in the shower pretty much trashed what what was left of her reputation long before she even met Kris Humphries.
Kim’s acting like she was virginal young bride whose hopes were crushed, instead of a 30-something divorcee whose 72-day marriage was nothing but a publicity stunt.
Can’t she just give him the money? It’s not like her name can be ruined even more. And if the money is what this is all about, she can always make more sex tapes, unless her “market value has diminished.”
THIS IS the publicity that I think she SHOULD HAVE! And the TYPE She so Does NOT Want! The one where an Ex-husband wants to get paid or else he’ll expose her for being the fake, money grubbing whore that she is and not the “SOOo in lOVE” girl image that she wants us to buy into!
She’s hating every second of this too, because it’s attacking her money (can’t have that!) AND threatening to expose them all! Keep goin’ Kris!
I’m so ready, emotionally, for the Kardashian’s to be over.
I just don’t believe Kris H cares about the money. And I don’t believe he married her for fame and fortune. He already has more than enough real money of his own. I do believe Kim and Mama Ten Percent convinced him the idiotic pseudoreality show would be “good for his career” as long as the lockout was on anyway, but even just in promos I could see he had figured out he was being played and he was no longer enjoying it. He also showed Midwestern male bluntness in reacting to the over the top wedding preparations but probably was told it’s the woman’s day so put up with it all. He just would not have brought his pastor in for the vows or his sister into the wedding party if he thought it wasn’t a real wedding. He’s not after money. He wants people to know the truth. The K Klan will freak out once they finally realize that. Greedy people assume everybody else is equally greedy and so can be bought off.