Coco Austin in stretchy blue at Cirque Du Soleil’s opening night: almost demure?

Coco Ice-T

Here are some photos from last night’s opening night of Cirque Du Soleil’s “Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour” at Madison Square Garden. They got a pretty good turnout, I think. Have I ever mentioned that Cirque Du Soleil stuff freaks me out? I’m not judging people who enjoy those shows at all, I’m just saying that I can’t watch them because I get so nervous for the acrobats. I worry that they’ll fall and it will be AWFUL. Anyway, instead of leading with some A-list celebrity, let’s start with my mother’s favorite couple ever (I’m not joking), Coco and Ice-T. Coco covered up her curves in a stretchy blue dress which seems shockingly demure (on her). Seriously, though, I like Coco and Ice-T too. They’re an adorable couple. Coco is looking a little bit Botoxy here, but it could be the lighting.

Zoe Kravitz was there, without her lover Penn Badgley. I wonder what’s up with them? I haven’t seen or read anything about them in a few months. Look at how beautiful Zoe looks now that she’s growing out the bangs – her face looks so much better without the bangsy trauma.

And here’s Naomi Campbell, looking kind of strung out. What’s wrong with her? The outfit is awesome, though. And the wig is busted.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. lilred says:

    Wow she is SUPER jacked up!

  2. MST says:

    She’s a vulgar exhibitionist.

  3. Ally says:

    Nice claw on Naomi’s right index finger…

    • Kimbob says:

      Hahahaha…@Ally….I didn’t notice that “claw” when I did a look-see @ the pics, so I noticed your remark & had to scroll back up to see….good eye…and funny!

  4. kristiner says:

    I really like Coco a lot but her weave is ridiculous. She needs to get some volumizimg weave.

    The stringy stuff does make her look cheap and tacky. She needs to call Duchess Kate’s people for info because if her hair was as thick as Kate’s weave it would look great.

    Her makeup is so harsh. That’s just her but the hair could really soften up her face if it wasn’t so stringy.

    • gg says:

      ITA. She looks soooooooooo much like a cheap drag queen and it’s not necessary. The hair is the worst.

  5. paola says:

    I think Coco is adorable, but she should start dressing for her size, it always looks to me like she’s buying size 0 clothes and forces herself into it and the result is not positive.

    • Sweettart says:

      They don’t make clothes for her dimensions. If she bought something that fit her boobs, it would hang like a tent around the rest of her. All she can do is the stretchy stuff.

      I think that is as conservative and tasteful as it will get for her. I was actually surprised when I saw the picture.

      I always have to wonder when I see women with huge implants what they are going to do when she gets older. Is she going to be 70 and still dressing like that?

  6. Gene Parmesan says:

    Naomi is immortal!! she looks sickening!! bringing supermodel realness!!
    I loove Ice and Coco i swear doing that show was such a good thing for them and us all. They are awesome
    Now i can see what Fassy possibly saw in Zoe, she is really pretty

  7. blonde on the dock says:

    How unnatural looking!

  8. Relli says:

    Wow Zoe looks a million times better without bangs. those were unfortunate.

    CoCo has her moments, but what with the hair framing the chest, its looks like hair/wig for boobs. I know the KK’s do it all the time and it just looks odd. is this a thing now?

  9. brin says:

    I love Coco and Ice T! And Spartacus!

  10. Alex'sMommy says:

    Zoe is a pretty girl no doubt but she has super bitch face.

  11. Jezi says:

    Love that Coco isn’t ashamed of her cellulite. Yay!

  12. Agnes says:

    god help me, i love coco. she’s fantastic. and her and ice-t are awesome together. 🙂

  13. hillbillygirl45 says:

    Coco ain’t gonna EVER look demure, she dresses for her man, and, I reckon he likes it. Did anyone see them at, I think it was Clive Davis’ party? The black dress? IMO she looked fantabulous in that dress. Oh well, I like them as a couple…..

  14. Kimbob says:

    I like Coco & Ice T, as well. I would like to venture though, yes….Coco’s outfit here is demure, by her standards. However, if she wants to continue to wear leg-bearing outfits & look passably good, she really needs to hit the gym & hit her hamstrings real good because right now they’re looking like cottage cheese.

    Although I like bangs, I have to be objective AND AGREE w/you, Kaiser….Zoe does look way better w/out the bangs, for sure!

    Ok, and Naomi…um…I do like her jumpsuit outfit…not many people can pull outfits like this off, but she certainly does! However, after looking at these pics, comparing w/the other pics, Naomi looks “greasy/too shiny” here. She sure could’ve used some powdering. Too greasy doesn’t look good. Looks like she needs a damn good shower, & start that over!

  15. Erandyn says:

    Her boobs are the size of her head. Each. Can’t really focus on much else. 8-|

  16. Rux says:

    Most covered up I have ever seen of her.

    Your mom is not alone; my mom LOVES them.

  17. Jayna says:

    Coco is a sweetheart. But she was pretty and now she looks like she’s in her forties, very hard.

  18. lemon drops says:

    wow coco said she doesn’t wear extensions but they’re so obvious here what else is she lying about?

  19. Floridaseaturtle says:

    I like Coco also. I saw a little of their show once, and thought they, as a couple, were very cute. It seemed like one of the reality shows that probably won’t come and bite them in the butt (haha..I said butt..Coco..immature giggle)..since they do not have children, none of what they do is any big deal. She does dress for her man, he loves it, and she’s harmless.

  20. Coucou says:

    Coco is so sweet, so darling, but i can’t help but secretly wish that she’d be put on one of those amazing make over shows; her hair and makeup, like her clothing, is harsh…if she’d soften up on the former, i wouldn’t mind the latter so much. Just once i’d like to see it! But Ice loves her, so that’s all that matters. They are really sweet.

  21. TheOriginalTiffany says:

    Well, I’m the one on tour with a Cirque show, so let me tell you. They do fall sometimes, and it can be bad. Not very often though. I think we are at 700 shows on ours and no one ever badly injured from a fall. One trapeze fall and rollerskate has fallen. Lots of overuse type things, but pretty smooth. You should see what they do in training and in th back. Russian bar has had some big falls in the past and someone got knocked out last week. Yikes.
    Coco looks good for Coco, I am not a bg fan of her hair, but she seems awful sweet.

  22. skuddles says:

    So at what point did one of Coco’s scary, fake, mammoth boobs try to escape her dress??? It seems like they’re forever “falling” out of her clothes… shudder shudder

  23. Beatriz says:

    Yay! I love Coco and Ice-T 😀

  24. cannonball says:

    Don’t judge the book by this cover. CoCo is more down to earth than any one on T.V. She is not what she appears to be, just a simple butt model.(she is only 5’2) I accidentally started watching their show and find their life more normal than my neighbors. I think if the show takes off she will soften up a little with hair and make-up. Love Sparticus and T. too!