Lindsay Lohan “has been asking Samantha Ronson for a second chance for months”

I’ve been looking at Lindsay Lohan’s crazy lips and cracked-out face for so long, I really and truly forgot how pretty she looked when she was with Samantha Ronson. Remember when everyone was “worried” about Lindsay because she gave up dong and entered into a committed relationship with a woman? Good times. Of course, I have no doubt that Lindsay was a total and complete cracktastrophe back then too – I remember the cracked-out Twitter rants, the crackie howls and wails whenever Samantha had little time for Lindsay’s crack drama.

Anyway, just as I predicted on Monday, Lindsay wants to get back with Samantha now that LL’s crackie legal drama is done (sort of). On Monday, TMZ had a story straight out of Team Lohan’s playbook, all about how Lindsay wasn’t interested in dating right now. I suggested that it was a ploy to draw Sam Ronson in now that Sam is single again. Guess what?

Old habits die hard for Lindsay Lohan. The 25-year-old, whose probation has just ended, is determined to win back ex Samantha Ronson, 34, a source tells Star.

“Lindsay has been asking Sam for another chance for months. She’s dated a few guys, but nothing has worked out.”

As Lindsay struggles to get her life back on track, she’s longing for the stability and comfort her relationship with Sam gave her, the insider explains.

“Lindsay’s convinced Sam is the perfect partner for her.”

[From Star Magazine, print edition]

Lindsay has been stalking this poor woman for YEARS. If it wasn’t Lindsay, and if we weren’t talking about a lesbian relationship, I think people would be much more worked up over this. I’m not jokingly throwing around the term “stalking”. It’s a real thing – Lindsay shows up at events where Sam will be. Lindsay moved right next door to Sam in Venice Beach. Lindsay would wait for Sam to get home so that LL could accost her. It’s a really awful situation.

Oh, and should we talk about the Robert Pattinson thing? Meh. Two nights ago, Lindsay was out at a nightclub – shocking, I know, because she’s such a homebody! She was at Pour Vous “with a group of friends reportedly including Robert Pattinson.” Except that LL was there with her drug buddies and Sparkles was there with his friends, and they just happened to be in the same club during the same time period. But, “The Twilight star left the venue mere moments after the actress, suggesting they might have been partying together.” Sparkles left alone. As soon as Lindsay saw him make an exit, she left quickly too, so the paps would make the intuitive leap. You can see the photos here. Please, let’s give Sparkles some credit – he wouldn’t mess around with the Cracken.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN and PR Photos.

 

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  1. brin says:

    She’s aged 30 years in 6 months. Being a homebody doesn’t do that…unless it’s a crack house….oh, right.

  2. JenD says:

    She looks like a 50 year old (pink dress photo) that is struggling to hang onto her youth.

  3. imabrat says:

    And in another statement, she says she’s swearing off dating to concentrate on the big Liz Taylor movie. The girl has absolutely no credibility and obviously Ronson is smarter than we thought.

    • Seymour Butts says:

      Of course she is smarter. I always thought she looked so very uncomfortable every time she was photographed by the paps. I don’t think she wanted to be with someone who is constantly hounded by the paparazzi; there’s just WAY too much drama around this POS for her liking.

  4. paola says:

    I guess she ran out of men!

  5. Cathy says:

    I don’t blame Samantha or Robert for not wanting her. God knows what the Cracken has been up to, or who she’s been doing or trying to do.

  6. tia says:

    Sam is way too smart to go back to the dysfunction. Women like easy, loving, healthy relatinships.. that is why Samanatha ran like the wind.. :)

  7. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    “she’s longing for the stability and comfort her relationship with Sam gave her.”

    I don’t remember that being a stable relationship AT ALL; and, if my memory serves, weren’t there dramatic twitter fights and a possible pap setup of Lindz by Sam?

      • Veruca says:

        All kidding aside, I think Sam was the closest thing Lindsay’s ever had to stability. Despite the drama, Sam did love her and did try to get her straightened out.

        Look at who else is in LL’s life. I don’t blame Lindsay for trying to get that back, and I don’t blame Sam for running to the hills.

      • Ally says:

        As I recall, the first photo of Lindsay Lohan looking drugged out was in the front seat of a car with Sam Ronson.

        If anything, I suspect Ronson got Lohan started on harder drugs, and while Ronson manages her substance use, Lohan went off the rails.

        In addition to female co-dependence, I imagine this is why Ronson doesn’t freeze Lohan out completely — guilt.

    • the original bellaluna says:

      That’s EXACTLY what I was thinking! :) I was like “I don’t think Blohan actually REMEMBERS her relationship with Sam, because I remember a lot of crack drama.”

      Mornin’ ladies!

      • Ben says:

        You guys must be kidding if you think ronson or any specific person is to blame for the mess that is lohan. lohan was doing drugs years before she got with ronson. When she did herbie movie she was with wilmer and there were lots of problems with her on set. When she did the jane fonda movie in 2006 she was reprimanded in a public letter for partying/unprofessionalism by movie executives and fonda. lohan was partying before and after ronson. I hate it when lohan stans try and blame her problems on others. That is part of her problem that its always someone else that is to blame and her fans take this stance far too often.

      • Atlanta says:

        @ Ally
        There is no co dependence.
        This piece is about Lindsay feelings. It doesnt say anything about what sam wants. If anything it sounds like lindsay has been begging to no avail
        Sam has been in a relationship with another woman for the last year. They just broke up. This woman is the opposite of lindsay. Not interested in clubbing at all. Before that sam was dating a yoga instructor.She hasnt been with lindsay for a long time.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        WHOA, there Ben; slow down there, turbo. You misunderstand. I don’t think SamRo is to blame for Blohan’s problems – they started way before that (think “Fez” and “success”) and no one’s fault but hers’ and her parents’.

        (You need to research Blohan history on this site prior to attacking folks; then you’d know how we each TRULY feel. I’m one of the biggest anti-Blohan-stans/fans in existence! LOOK IT UP!)

    • Madisyn says:

      Mornin Mort, Belle, Crack Clique Ladies.

      “she’s longing for the stability and comfort her relationship with Sam gave her.”

      The only think Blohan longs for is Ronsons MONEY, as shes broke and is now selling her cloths. Did you see that little tidbit? She sold some of her used clothing for $14 g’s. Desperate times, call for desperate measures.

      • Bess says:

        HI Mad,

        I missed the story about LL selling her clothes for cash. Where was it posted?

        She sure wemt through that Playboy money awfully fast.

      • Madisyn says:

        Hey Bess, here it is Angel

        Rehabbed actress Lindsay Lohan was said to have sold off a truck load of her designer clothes in an attempt to raise some cash. It’s not for charity either, unless you count her bank account as such. I guess “modeling” for Playboy doesn’t really pay as well as we first thought?
        Reportedly, Lindsay is so strapped for cash following her rehab stays that she has decided to part with some items, including designer clothes and accessories.
        According to Now magazine, “Lindsay’s got zero income and a shed-load of bills. She’s so desperate for cash she took a truck load of designer clothes, shoes and bags to Los Angeles’ Crossroads Trading Company, who agreed to a price of $13,886 for the lot. She needed a huge truck to transport it all to the company’s head office.”
        Lindsay is hoping that she will ensure her comeback with her new role as Elizabeth Taylor in the Lifetime movie Liz And ****. She has even recently commented that she will have no time for dating as she gets her career back on track.”
        A source said, “Lindsay wants to devote all her spare time to reading the script and getting Liz’s persona down pat rather than focus on a new relationship.”
        Lindsay really wants to work on getting everything in her life back in order. She previously said, “People can say things all they want, but I think I still need to go through the process of proving myself. I could see where it could be scary for people to invest in me. And I don’t want people to have that reason to be scared anymore.”
        Can she make her comeback soon? Does she have it in her? Or will she be at the club before you know it?

        Your thoughts Ladies . . . . . .

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Mad, dahling, I don’t know the date of that interview, but she was at the Chateau the very day (and night) she was released from “formal” probation.

        I think she’s full of sh!t. She simply wants to try to get back on-screen (be it big or small) and force her “come-back” into her detractors’ faces.

      • Chrissie says:

        Ronson comes from a rich family. But compared to some of the old dudes Lilo have been spotted with she is not that wealthy. Like that repulsive old hotelier Lilo was caught doing drugs/making out with. Yuck!
        I bet ronson was the closest Lilo got to experiencing love & she wants that back But Ronson has gotta to be a complete idiot to fall for this trick again.

  8. teri says:

    I always thought Sam was a drunken drugged out mess too, just hasn’t been busted yet. Lindsay needs to stay away from Sam.

  9. marie says:

    Has Sam ever got a restraining order against her?

  10. erika says:

    dear god pls help lindsay get thru her struggles. god save her

  11. Alita says:

    Oh please! Sam Ronson was just as much of a dodgy mess as LL, just lower-key about it. LL hardly shackled her, threw her over a shoulder for forced them to be cracktaculous together.

    And I’m pretty sure people were saying the same thing back then – wow LL used to be so pretty, etc. One day we’ll get LL’s embryo pics and once and for all people will go “ahh, okay, I guess hindsight does wear rose-tinted glasses after all, she never really was a stunner was she.”

  12. LeeLoo says:

    I don’t know Sam always seemed slightly sketchy to me. But she also seems less of a mess than LL. Either way I remember reading about the broken glass windows and whatnot. Hopefully Sam stays far far away from that…and files a restraining order.

    In regards to Crackie’s sexuality, I think she is whatever sexuality will get her what she wants and in Crackie’s case I think she only went lesbian to bring attention to herself. She’s an insult to LGBT community.

  13. Sasha says:

    Gosh, she *was* so pretty. She could have been the reigning queen of the box office now. So sad.

  14. Jennifer12 says:

    Lainey Gossip has a straight forward piece about this nonsense. Pattinson and Stewart are really serious about each other- I’m skeptical of everyone and even I can see it and Lainey tells it like it is anyhow- but LL took one look at him and started desperately trying to stir up rumors. She was *such* a pretty girl, but she’s ruined her own life. Why do women think that bleach blond hair is attractive? It washes you out completely. LL blew everything she worked for and now that she’s an adult, her talent doesn’t seem bright in the way it did as a child. She clings to her delusions.

  15. Fyofeelings says:

    I would stay far away from her to if I was Sam she might catch something sharing a crack pipe with randoms ain’t no telling what LL might have.

  16. Jamie says:

    Sam’s pretty cool. I met her in London a couple of times when my boyfriend was working for Simon Fuller company. ( Fuller used to manage her). She was a total sweetheart and very down to earth. Nothing like you might expect. Polite, well mannered and personable. Cant say she dresses well though, i literally cant stand that hipster mess style. All those ironic t-shirts and skinny jeans.

  17. Jennifer12 says:

    And it’s scary to realize: Pattinson and Lohan are both 25. Both of them. I know she’ll be 26 this year, but still.

  18. Alexis says:

    Lindsay was deep into drugs back then too. It’s just that in recent photos you can tell her lifestyle has finally caught up to her.

  19. Joan says:

    Is it wrong that i find soooooooo Samro cute and sexy? I am not a lesbian at all but she has something, Je nais se quoi!

  20. Damo says:

    I hope its not true but it wouldn’t surprise me if it is.I watched that true hollywood story about Lindsay . Ken baker from E! said Lindsay would call him and ask if he knew where sam was, who she was with and what she was doing. She was completly obsessed with her. People always blame Lindsays crazy ways on drugs but i think its just how she is put together. Look at her dad, he has the same obsessive, crazy gene.

  21. hillbillygirl45 says:

    Sam better watch her back, wherever Crackzilla goes, trouble will soon follow. Of course, it’ll be someone elses fault…And as far as looks go, LL’s are looong gone. Not that she was ever all that.

  22. Joy says:

    I have a huge girlcrush on sam. So please stay away from her LL!!! And stay away from my baby robpatzt too!!

  23. 5280 says:

    Joke

    Q: What do two lesbians do for fun when both are on their period?

    A: Fingerpaint.

  24. Alexis says:

    LL’s trying to go back to a time in her life that was better. Around when things ended with Sam was when she transitioned from being a druggie marginal actress to just being a pretty much hopeless cracked out sideshow. So she thinks she can get back to better times. That shipped has sailed, though, both on Sam and easy legitimacy.

    LL might be legit bi and more into girls than her dating record would suggest, and somewhat in denial of it (either for PR or for personal reasons). I agree with @LeeLoo she takes on the sexuality that will get her the most stuff. And there’s definitely more to be gained by linking herself to men, that’s a broader audience if you’re a sexpot, as she tries to be, and if you’re an international prostitute, too. So there’s no way to know, but I don’t see the huge benefit to being a gay relationship for as much of her time in the public eye as she was unless there was some legit sexual orientation questioning behind it. Maybe she figured out she wasn’t bi after being with Sam, but I don’t think that relationship was fake from start to finish.

  25. the original bellaluna says:

    I’m sure Blohan misses access to the VIP rooms/booths/clubs and the free drinks that were afforded her when SamRo was DJ’ing somewhere. THAT’S what she misses.

    And SamRo doesn’t miss the cracknanigans: the drink throwing (remember when clubs started adding “No Linnocent” clauses to her gigs?); the crack-tweeting; the drunken hissy fits; and all the rest of Blohan’s drama.

    As far as the RPatz thing, Camp Cracken has ALWAYS been masterful at papp manipulation and putting out only what they want people to think/see. I’m not buying.

  26. Tara says:

    Sams last two girlfriends if gossip is to be believed, was a yoga teacher and a straight laced actress-writer who just wanted to settle down and start a family.
    Seems like sam went of party girls with Lilo. Doubtful she wants to step back on the crazy train.

  27. Orange Cone says:

    Wow… she WAS pretty.

  28. ya says:

    LL was gorgeous all along until just 3-4 years ago… She could get back to that if she stopped the fillers.

  29. aud says:

    maybe she’d get another shot if she got her life together.

    Sam never seemed to be the type to want the drama.

  30. Newtsgal says:

    I ain’t got the energy for the Cracken today same sh*t different day, I just wanted to say Howdy to all the “ladies”
    ****waves****

  31. nikzilla37 says:

    Wow! She really was so much more beautiful during the Sam days. I think Sam is too smart for Lindsay’s BS though.

  32. Diana says:

    I think both LL and Sam are a mess. Why can’t Lindsey just be by herself for some time? She needs to focuse on the awful course of her life and get it together before even thinking to date anyone. And as far as the whole Rob rumor goes, I think is total BS. Just because they were in the same club at the same time that doesn’t mean they were together, altough I bet Lindsey wishes they were.

  33. Honey says:

    I think Samantha is so cool and a hottie, hope she never gets back with Lolhan

  34. skeptical says:

    Samantha is a sweet girl who’s heart is bigger than her brain. She has rheumatoid arthritis and jokes about it, saying things like playing golf is her embracing geriatric status, etc. Her often sickly appearance isn’t because she’s a druggie, it’s because she is actually sick.

    If you want to get a small feel for Samantha’s personality, Sophia Rossi talked Samantha into doing a segment for Sophia’s Hello Giggles youtube channel:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNZKydEN6g0

    Erin Foster (younger sis of Sara Foster from D.E.B.S. and 90210) is in a lot of Hello Giggles videos, so she’s not as big on hiding as the yoga teacher was. You can peek at the type of girl Samantha gravitated towards post-lilo.

  35. sapphires says:

    I am always late for the crack party :( until and unless Lifetime confirms the casting, I think Blohan is SOL and looking for a place to land. Sam is the only prominent significant other around-poor woman.

  36. skeptical says:

    from twitter:
    sjacobs21
    @samantharonson You & Lindsay don’t have a f/ship, If anything happened to u or Linds, each of u would be desolate you didn’t build bridges

    samantha ronson
    @sjacobs21 that’s bleak

    *sigh* Like I said… she has a heart bigger than her brain.
    Here we go again?

  37. Kimmy says:

    Sam is not gonna be that stupid. Been there and done that. Lohan hasnt really changed anyway she’ll be getting into some stupid mess any day now. Sam would have to be an idiot to go back to that.

  38. Erin the ex says:

    RUN!!!!!!!!! SAM RUN!!!!!!!!!

  39. jwoolman says:

    I always like Samantha – she always looked so comfortable with herself. Lindsay must have found her comfortable to be around, even though Lindsay brought too much drama into Sam’s life. Sam seems to have a supportive and rational family. I remember once when pestered by paps after some post-breakup drama by Lindsay, all Sam said was that Lindsay was a very angry woman. I thought that was a quite correct assessment – Lindsay always seems ready to boil over to me, despite a thin veneer of helpless little girl she tries to project. I think Lindsay is quite dangerous because of this deep anger and it really drives her self-destructive behavior, including the shoplifting (which I think she has been doing for a very long time). The judges must think so, too, which is why therapy was part of her sentence for the necklace theft. Very common in amateur shoplifters – they are angry with someone else, usually parents, and project that anger onto the merchants. So they enjoy “getting away with it”, getting an adrenalin rush as well as the satisfaction of sticking it indirectly to the real object of their anger. I saw the released surveillance video – she knew exactly what she was doing, she was experienced, she and her buddy Patrick were dancing around to distract the clerk and looked giddy with “we did it!” as they left the store. I’m sure she was laughing about it in the car.

  40. ezra says:

    She was such a beautiful girl once.
    So sad.

  41. ghall says:

    Samantha is going to be on Live with Kelly this morning (April 9). There’s an odd match for you!

  42. muppet_barbershop says:

    I actually can see how it might be hard to stay away from LL if she kept throwing herself at you. She is still very beautiful under her stupid hair and misguided clothes, and really, being with someone exciting is its own intoxication, even when you know they aren’t worth it. But Sam seems very strong and grounded… I’ll bet she can keep saying no if this is true, which I find likely.