In March, I covered the LA premiere of Salmon Fishing in the Yemen, that cute looking film starring Ewan McGregor as a salmon-fishing expert and Emily Blunt as some kind of PR maven. The premise looks interesting, and it’s on my “definitely rent” list. These are photos from last night’s London premiere.

Let’s discuss Ewan McGregor first. Okay, I love the man. He’s gorgeous and sexy and he can wear the hell out of nearly any outfit. That being said, I hate his mid-life crisis hoop earring. And I’m getting tired of his scarves. We get it, Ewan. You love a man-scarf. ENOUGH. And while I’m speaking directly to you, Ewan, please stop with the fancy lift sneakers. We know you’re kind of short. We would still hit it, even if you’re wee. Just own your height without getting all Tom Cruise on us.

As for Emily, she wore this odd Carolina Herrera Fall 2012 cocktail dress. I’m including a photo of Emily from behind, just because I want you to see the funky front-to-back effect of the cropped jacket. Is that the way it’s meant to be worn? Or did Emily put the jacket on backwards? As for the ribbony stripes – pretty. I’m pretty apathetic towards horizontal stripes, but the muted navy-and-black palette works and it’s a sophisticated look, backwards jacket included. I feel like Emily is unsure about what to do with her hair, right? Right.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.