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Another week, another motherload of Kim Kardashian tabloid covers. Kim’s ass might have finally eclipsed the Uncool Bermuda Triangle. May it rest in peace. The best story, in my opinion, is from Us Weekly. They put the Kim-Kanye thing on their cover, and the story is absolutely priceless. Kanye thinks Kim is his Beyonce!!! OMG.
Imagine it: A double date between Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Jay-Z and Beyonce (with Blue Ivy in a stroller!). Stranger things have happened. A pal tells the new Us Weekly, out now, that Jay-Z’s close friend and collaborator West, 34, has fallen “genuinely head over heels” for Kardashian, 31, with whom he was photographed gallivanting around NYC late last week.
“It’s not a PR stunt,” the source insists of the rapper and reality star. “They’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce!”
(Jay-Z, 43, and Beyonce, 30, celebrated their fourth wedding anniversary last week — their first since welcoming daughter Blue Ivy Jan. 7.)
Indeed, after years of a flirty friendship — West pursued Kardashian “for a long time,” another source says — the stars were finally aligned for the twosome (who share a fondness for luxury and the spotlight) to finally get romantic.
The “Otis” rapper split with model Amber Rose in 2010, and Kardashian is famously in the midst of an ugly divorce battle with Kris Humphries five months after she filed papers.
“Now that Kim has gotten over the Kris drama . . . she sees how much Kanye loves her,” a Kardashian source tells Us.
[From Us Weekly]
Do you buy this Kardashian-approved, Kardashian-pushed, Kardashian-imagined side of the story? I think it’s interesting that Kanye said he “loved” Kim in the lyrics to “Theraflu” and I’ll also buy that Kanye is probably enamored with that ass. But I don’t think this is some grand love story or anything, or that Kanye was hopelessly pursuing Kim for months. She’s not Elizabeth Taylor. She’s just a random cat-faced p0rn star. She will never be Kanye’s “Beyonce”.
Also – Radar has a slightly interesting story about how Kim was really trying to get back with Reggie Bush before all of the Kanye stuff went down. Kim and Reggie met up in South Beach, Florida several weeks ago and a source claims:
“Kim spent a lot of time with Reggie at his house, and the two had very long and thoughtful conversations about what their future could look like together… Kim absolutely wanted to get back together with him, but Reggie pointed out that they both want very different things out of life. Reggie is much more low key than Kim and does not want to live his life in the public eye the way she has chosen to. Remember, when Reggie and Kim first started dating, she didn’t have a reality show; that came about a year into the relationship. There will always be a lot of love between Kim and Reggie, but he just doesn’t see a future with her.”
Bush also expressed concern about the timing of the attempted reconciliation.
“Yes, Kim is no longer is with Kris (Humphries) and the divorce will become final soon, but it hasn’t even been a year since the wedding. Reggie felt that getting back together with her would be a step backwards for him and he moved on a very long time ago,” the source says. “Reggie doesn’t have any bad feelings towards Kim and he only wants the best for her but he told her she should spend some time on her own for awhile. Several weeks after he had that conversation with her she went public with Kanye, affirming that he made the right decision.”
[Via Radar]
Eh. I kind of buy that. Kim was shopping around for a new boyfriend and she went back to Reggie and Reggie was all, “Meh.” And then Kim lucked out when Kanye was all, “Let’s give a try, girl. Imma let you be my muse, girl.”
And the final Kardashian story of the day (hopefully) comes via Page Six – Kim now claims that she’s going to give all of her wedding gifts to charity. One guest, speaking anonymously, says, “What is a charity going to do with a Tiffany picture frame or an onyx vase? And, this is nine months after the wedding. Why is she doing it now?” That’s in addition to donating $200,000 to the Dream Foundation as a way of “paying back” the wedding gifts. So now Kim doesn’t even want to keep her haul? Interesting.
Photos courtesy of Us Weekly, WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Kanye West, Kim Kardashian
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With due respect, it’s “mother lode”. But if it’s intentional, I get it. The “load” part.
Also: Nice lobster bib, Kim.
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Gg I was jut thinking the same thing, ‘why is shebwearing a baby bib?’
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Personally, I was more upset my the pants. How many people can live in there at one time?
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Sexy bib! Now all she needs is a baby bonnet. Also, love that the pants have a stretchy waist band – you know, for that little size 4…
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I love that she’s wearing a crucifix necklace. Amazing. Yes, you are so Christian, Kim. Eye roll.
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That’s not Christian, that’s La Croix
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This pairing makes me horny.
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I love Kanye’s music but he needs to realize saving hoes is not the answer first Amber now Kim smh. His mother is probably rolling in her grave right now.
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I have defended his music despite all the douchey things he has done, but enough is enough.
I’d love to see the Kardashian try to get close to Beyonce though. That’s going to be fun and humiliating
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Ummm, except Beyonce is talented.
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This is just famewhoring. Kanye is a famewhore, Kim is a famewhore, match made in heaven.
100% PR stunt.
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I thought the same thing! They are perfect for each other!
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Gay Fish finally found the perfect beard!!!
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AND he’s clearly obsessed with jay-z. haha
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haha was just thinking the same! He so wants to do Jay-Z – I wish they’d just get on with it and stop with the dreadful wanky collaborations! I’d happily take Bey off Jay’s hands
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These two deserve each other, they both make me wanna puke !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I guess everthing Amber Rose was saying was true !!!!!!!!!!!!
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go away, go away, GO AWAY!! Please, like she’d be Kanye’s Beyonce-she has no talent other than being a urinal on camera..
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UM I would be like, if you love me so much
why would you say I could be your Beyonce?
She thinks she such a success. I would be like why can’t I be your Kimmy Im a successful business women……
ROTFLMFAO
But they do deserve each other, but to much EGO in one spot ewwww
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I highly doubt Kim will be getting her big ass within a mile of Beyonce….But I would love to see Kim K, Bey, and Goop all having a girls night BWAAAAAA!!!!
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haha! No way Goop would let her biscuits near reality rif raf.
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What the crap is she wearing? Pleated, silky, unhemmed pants, and a top with a built-in bib?
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I know! Those pants look like a freaking curtain on stilts!
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Why would Kanye West talked about being in love with Kim in a song? That’s because Kim and Kanye have thing for each other and this has been going on for sometime.
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Well Kim is overrated, Beyonce is overrated. Kim has a big ass. Beyonce has a big ass. Kim is usually airbrushed into another dimension in photos. Beyonce is usually airbrushed into another dimension. many similarities.
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You forgot the matching weaves!
Then again, Kim K’s (sex) video featured all her OWN choreography so that’s where the similarities end.
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so true. it surprises me how ‘ Beyonce ‘ has apparently become a synonym for someone we would want to emulate
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What the hell kind of outfit is THAT?!?
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she is drowning in those pants…
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We should really be so lucky…
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The only reason I clicked on this post is to type “BARF.” That is all.
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lol!
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Imma (gonna) hurl.
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I think in terms of fame hos these two are perfect together, but she loves Reggie and will never love another dude the way she loves him. It’s sad she’s too greedy and self absorbed to live a quiet life with him and be happy.
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I am continually stunned and saddened that people apparently keep buying magazines with this woman on the cover. What is wrong with you people??!?!
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“Imma” throw up right now! I knew Reggie Bush was smarter than that. Having all those cameras around ain’t his thang, but, Kanye, honey please, this egotistical asshole will fit right in at the Kartrashians. I still say PimpMama Kris is so excited about this whatever it is between Kim and Kanye, she probably has done called to reserve the church….God, I hope Kanye don’t try to help Kims’ “singing career”…….
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Well, she is wearing Bey’s bump..
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Why exactly is Halle jealous of Sandra??lmao
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The two “share a fondness for luxury and the spotlight”. Sounds like a very meaningful, deep connection.
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I would be shocked if Reggie ever spoke to Kim again, especially the way she dogged him on her reality show…they edited it to make him look like the bad guy when in reality he’s one of the nicest guys there are.
Beyonce keeps a tight circle, she mostly hangs with her own family and a few really close friends, no way in hell she’d ever hang with kim, sorry but it’s true.
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How are we not supposed to think this is all for publicity? They went on two dates and all of a sudden he puts out the song “Theraflu”. He has a new album coming out and the new season of her show starts in a few weeks…come on !
She should atleast wait to be officially divorced before getting with a new man…jeez.
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not buying any of what they are trying to sell us
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Isn’t she still married? Did I miss something?
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If she is stupid enough to think any of this charity BS is going to fix her image, she is clearly mistaken. And, hooking up with Kanye isn’t helping either. This has publicity stunt written all over it. Heck, I’m sure everytime she takes a dump, she notifies the press. She seems like the kind of chick that just cannot be alone. She too comes off as being very needy.
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Fight on Reggie, fight on.
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YES! i hope he stays away from her.
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Is it possible that if she gives all the presents to charity, in a court battle she can claim she never gained anything from the wedding??
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He still wants the wedding gifts sent back. She is probably doing this because she can’t return the gifts because probably a lot of wedding gifts were exchanged for things Kim wanted, like a purse.
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How come Kris doesn’t get a say in what to do with the wedding gifts? They are HIS gifts too, not just hers.
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Right?!?!? And I’d bet that his family members who gave gifts are probably thinking “Beeyotch! Give me back that damn toaster, muffin pan, whatever…” Seriously, if I gave a gift to a couple and they broke up 2 months after the wedding, and the bride DONATED/GAVE all of the gifts away, I’d be pissed. But that’s just me.
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I just want her to go away.
He’s a total douche and I loathe him. Maybe he has had some decent songs but he is such an a-hole I wouldn’t listen to them based on principle alone.
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a PR stunt because her popularity these days is waining but in order for her to go away and for people to stop paying attention to her, she needs to get off of the covers of magazines…
LOL, and I need to stop saying how much hate I have for her on here…
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Please god no… Would Bey associate with her though? Well maybe not publicly at least.. Kim finally got what she was looking for.. This also seems like its being set up to try and hurt Amber Rose and Wiz Kalifah… Kim and Kanye need to be careful because what Amber and Wiz has seem very real and genuine. They should be careful of Karma.
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ummm Beyonce is a real star, Kim is a desperate wannabe.
This is insulting to Bey.
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WTF is up with those pants?
My 1st thought was Carol Burnett’s “Went with the wind”.
They look like curtains from an Armenian whorehouse.
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Yeah, curtains on stilts!
What’s that about Katy Perry wanting Russel back? You don’t say? Reallay?
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I think those pants are actually an emergency tent that was used as housing after the earthquake in Haiti. Kim must have stolen it when she was there on her “humanitarian” trip!
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I’m more interested in why Halle is jealous of Sandra!!!! Lmao!
Kim & Kayne can be the trailer trash version of Jay Z & Beyonce. Next PR stunt they’ll have a “kid” (practicing baby bump already” and name it a Color too…
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Me 2, I want to know why Halle is jealous of Sandra?
I don’t care about Kim. Media is saturated with that family, please, go away.
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Hate the pants.
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Reggie wouldnt have her so she has conveniently fallen in love with Kanye?!
Oh Kayne certainly you arent THAT dumb!
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WTF is that bib/blouse thingy she has on and those ballon pants. Not a good look!
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I think that it’s a PR stunt! He’s got a new album coming out, right? And her show is about to start so…
How about some shots of her hickey? She’s nasty. She’s just getting tossed around by all of these guys. :{
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This pairing — obviously a showmance to shore up each others DYING credibility with the public. Bring it. It’s bound to get even uglier than her last showmance. Does Kim Kardiashian even have REAL feelings? (This is a serious question. I think if she ever did, they’ve been replaced by the International Monetary Fund of Greed.)
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Bitch, please. Beyonce WORKS. What’s Kim K’s occupation except a walking ad for NOT getting surgery ?
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