Chris Evans (again) on his ideal lady: “I like a big ass. I can say that?”

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Ladies (and applicable gents), Chris Evans has been opening up in a big way on all of us. Less than a year ago, he was shamefully confessing deep dark secrets about seeking therapy before he waxed up his nips to play Captain America. Now he’s talking all about movies that he’s made yet doesn’t necessarily love and the ladies that he does love, which just happen to include Boston girls that sh-t on him (not literally).

Now sh-t (not that sh-t) is about to get real. Playboy magazine has asked “20 Questions” of Evans, who is still promoting what could possibly be the most anticipated film of the summer, The Avengers. At this point, I am firmly in Thor’s camp as far as this movie goes, but Evans’ sense of humor is steadily gaining ground in my pants. This interview further endears me to Evans, and I’ve also learned that he believes Scarlett Johansson is not only “blessed” (ahem) but also doesn’t like to laugh at farts. Really, who doesn’t laugh at farts? ScarJo is too serious. At least Evans has a sense of humor:

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On co-star Robert Downey Jr. “When we started filming The Avengers, Captain America had not come out yet, and my big concern with Captain America was the press. I love doing one-on-ones. This feels like a conversation. This feels normal to me. But when you get on a stage, all of a sudden you feel like, man, there are 100 people just looking at you. It’s a little bit of a strange feeling. Your heart starts pounding, and that’s scary. Downey was good at just making me feel calm, saying, ‘Look, you’re not alone in this,’ and helping my confidence.”

On co-star Scarlett Johansson: “She is a beautiful lady. She really got blessed. I love that girl, man. She’s like my sister. I’ve known her for 10 years. She’s just one of the smartest people I know. It’s great when someone with a razor-sharp intellect wants to have fun. A lot of my buddies who like to have fun are a little lowbrow, and that’s fun. It’s enjoyable, but you can laugh at only so many farts.”

On being picky with da ladies: “I guess it’s a perfect combination of things. I’m incredibly picky, but that doesn’t mean I look for perfection. I like strange things. I wish you could see some of the girls I have genuinely had crushes on in my life. They’re not the girls you would assume. My friends cannot figure out the girls that, for some reason, I fall for. It’s a unique blend of traits, and on top of that, I’m really enjoying myself right now. I like being able to do what I want to do. If I want to sleep until three today, I’m gonna sleep until three. If I want to go to Vegas this weekend, guess what–I’m going to Vegas. That’s a tough thing to walk away from, and so it has to be the right person. The pickiness makes that an uphill battle. I like girls who are self-deprecating. I like girls who make fun of themselves. If you can’t poke fun at yourself, what are you? I love making fun of myself, so I need a girl who can do that and mean it. And I like generosity. I like compassionate people. I’m not looking for some businesswoman who’s out there making millions and just here to take the world by storm. I just want someone with a good soul. That’s about it. The rest I’m really flexible on. I like a good ass, though. I will say that. It’s Playboy, right? I can say that? I like a big ass.”

His celebrity crush: “I used to be in love with Sandra Bullock when I was growing up. Sandy B. was my girl. I remember seeing Speed when I was in seventh grade and just thinking, That’s her. I can’t say I know her, but from what I’ve heard, she’s fantastic.”

[From Playboy]

From what we’ve learned about Chris Evans in the past week or so, he loves Boston-based women who sh-t on him (not literally) and who have junk in the proverbial trunk. Unfortunately (as the owner of a very flat butt), I am 0-3 in this regard. Luckily, I still have the option of Thor.

On a more gossip-oriented note, what do you make of Evans’ statements about Scarlett Johansson? She’s trying so hard to not be just the T&A of the franchise, but her jiggle says otherwise. I think ScarJo and Evans are simply friends, but I wouldn’t rule out some attraction on his part.

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  1. truthSF says:

    I’m slim with a big ass, call me Chris #2. Hemsworth is #1

  2. jc126 says:

    Boston AND a big ass? I’m his dream lady!!

  3. gee says:

    Omg, 2 for 3! I’m from NY, not Boston, but I’m willing to move!

  4. Kola says:

    I hate male celebrities who claim they love big ass/curvy etc women then they go ahead and date the skinniest, most anorexic looking women. I guess they are just saying what the average woman wants to hear.

  5. Tapioca says:

    The Avengers more anticipated than The Dark Knight Rises or even Twish*te: Thank G*d It’s All Finally F**king Over?

    It’ll make a billion, but depressingly so have each of Michael Bay’s last three films.

    @Kola: Apparently “real” men prefer curves; all the others prefer the skinny ladies on the FHM Hot 100!

    • Eve says:

      It’ll make a billion, but depressingly so have each of Michael Bay’s last three films.

      If you’re talking about Transformers, only the third movie reached the 1 billion mark.

    • me says:

      So if your skinny you dont have curvrs? Come on now. Idc what anyone says jessica biel has a big ass but she is skinny

  6. Eve says:

    On a more gossip-oriented note, what do you make of Evans’ statements about Scarlett Johansson?

    Nothing to see here. I laughed at the “razor-sharp intellect” though.

    I think ScarJo and Evans are simply friends, but I wouldn’t rule out some attraction on his part.

    Bedhead, I really hope that will never ever ever ever happen.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      I hope not too, Eve but I’m definitely sensing he has a crush on her and we all know how Scar-Jo rolls. I would not be ok with that pairing.

      • Eve says:

        NO, he doesn’t!!! He doesn’t! *sticks fingers in ears* LALALALALALALA I can’t heeeeeeeear you!

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Take your fingers out of your ears and get your slut dagger ready, Eve!

      • Eve says:

        It already is (in my pocket, waiting…).

        But after seeing that 6 out of 30 comments are mine (GAH!)…I think I should leave this post.

  7. k says:

    He’s not gay?.

    • DreamyK says:

      He doesn’t ping my ‘dar.

      Renner in the costume pictured above, most definitely does.

  8. Chatcat says:

    I’m not buying it…all these guys wind up with a Hollywood chick that isn’t like anything he describes “I just want someone with a good soul. That’s about it.” Come on after dating Jessica Biel and we’re supposed to be stupid enough to believe that. He’s right though, I gotta good laugh out reading this part of his interview. I with Bedhead on this anyway…Thor all the way!

    • Kola says:

      Yep, i always roll my eyes when i read these kinds of things, 9 out of 10 he will end up with something completely different and superficial.

  9. Emily says:

    “Steadily gaining ground in my pants” made my laugh loud enough I thought a co-worker might come in.

    I never really noticed him before, but thanks to all the posts you’ve been running on him, I’m interested. Unfortunately I’m not from Boston, and my ass is probably medium-sized.

  10. garvels says:

    Scar-Jo is razor sharp…cough cough…..

  11. INeedANap says:

    I have a big booty and am from Boston, call me!

    Although I am concerned about, “I’m not looking for some businesswoman who’s out there making millions and just here to take the world by storm.” Does that mean he doesn’t want an educated/ambitious woman? Or he wants someone who isn’t cold or robotic? I don’t know whether to be offended or not.

    • judyjudy says:

      Nah, I wouldn’t be offended by that comment.
      I wouldn’t enjoy being with a business man who was out making a millions, but that doesn’t mean my husband is uneducated and lazy (he’s a Ph.D scientist who is paid chump change for his life-saving research. LOL!)

    • TG says:

      I think he wants someone who will be there for him, maybe work but not try to be a JHO or Beyonce like Matt Damon’s lady. I guess there is nothing wrong with that after all aren’t women allowed to want to stay home? People defend goldgidders on here all the time.

      Anyway, I think I like his comments. He sounds down-to-earth, but is Scarlett Johanssen known as someone who is smart? I never knew that about her. Did she go to college?

      • Original Lucy says:

        well, how smart can scarlett be, didn’t she let sean “disgusting pig” penn penn-etrate her…not smart or hygenic!

    • ViktoryGin says:

      I just read it as his not wanting someone who is a type A, ambitious, I-will-sell-my-first-born-to-close-this business-deal type. I don’t see him with someone the likes of Beyonce, for example. It seems to be more of a personality thing than a gender one. From his personal words, he seems to be more attracted to someone who more down to earth and has more simplistic appraoch to life. Nothing wrong with that.

    • Day says:

      If he was just wanted someone w/a good soul, why would it matter what she did for a living? In a nut shell, he is the typical insecure male who can’t take any woman having anything more than him or outshining him. So, he will date bimbos and lessor chicks to make him feel manlier. See George Clooney and Leo. Dudes like him want to be able to do whatever they want while controlling everything you do. Which is why they don’t want a woman w/a brain or her own money. Women like that have options to leave or stay; a woman w/o her own money will stay and put up w/anything because depending on somebody else for money and everything else doesn’t leave you w/a lot of pull or say so. I can’t believe women fall for this drivel. I mean, he dated Jessica Biel for crying out loud. A known door mat to her current boyfriend. I doubt it just start w/Justin.

  12. Happymom says:

    He was so bland in Captain America-these comments definitely make him cuter and more interesting. Or maybe I’m now just biased because I have a big ass.

  13. Mina says:

    Chris Evans, I am your woman!!!
    34.5-23-39

    Aaaaand all the other stuff, too 😉

  14. LucyOriginal says:

    “I’m incredibly picky, but that doesn’t mean I look for perfection. I like strange things. I wish you could see some of the girls I have genuinely had crushes on in my life. ”

    I believe you Chris. You dated Jessica Biel for years and was seen in public with Stacy Keibler. I think these girls are enough to know what you are looking for…lol

  15. Talie says:

    I this line speaks volumes about why he will never date another actress or “star”, post-Jessica Biel:

    “I’m not looking for some businesswoman who’s out there making millions and just here to take the world by storm.”

    He clearly wants to be the movie star who calls the shots.

  16. OMSS says:

    Oh Chris! 34-25-39 ‘Big ass’ beauty over here!!! Fly over to London. I’ll meet you at Heathrow! LOL

  17. Christina says:

    i have a huge ass and I’m from Boston! I still have a chance!!

  18. stacy says:

    you know he’s like fassbender and has a thing fr black girls

  19. Scarlet Vixen says:

    “Really, who doesn’t laugh at farts?”

    I don’t! I’m not a “Bodily functions are SO funny!” kinda girl. In fact, I don’t even like the word. We use ‘toot’ in my house, because I dread having my 4yr old son running around yelling the word ‘fart’ in public. 🙂

    • SallyBee says:

      Ha ha! Us too! My children call them poots, but I’m Southern- the word “fart” is just tacky!!!!!

  20. Reece says:

    I’m formally requesting more Chris Evans posts. Just so I can read Eve having a melt down! LOL

    I’m guessing with the type of woman he seems to have a thing for ScarJo would be polar opposite and therefore considered “razor sharp”. No Chris, polar opposite does not = razor sharp. In fact it’s possible to be razor sharp and still be the urban girl.

    • Eve says:

      Did I just hear my name? Thou shalt not say my name in vain (read that in a deep, booming voice).

      Though it may not look like, I swear I’m calm — I swear. Hey, stop giving me the side eye.

  21. J O'C says:

    “[…]but Evans’ sense of humor is steadily gaining ground in my pants.”

    HILARIOUS!!! Definitely the best thing I’ve read all week.

  22. Feebee says:

    At least he didn’t say she has to cook and not complain.

    How big is the box RDJ must be standing to be eye to eye with Evans?

  23. jamminatorr says:

    ” I am firmly in Thor’s camp as far as this movie goes, but Evans’ sense of humor is steadily gaining ground in my pants.”

    I LOL’d at work at this sentence. I love a guy that appreciates an ass!

  24. the original liv says:

    love him

  25. ViktoryGin says:

    My God, I just wanted to jump his bones in that indie flick that he did with Jessica Biel called London (her character’s name also set in the city) that came out a few years back. Holla.