Stacy Keibler, this is your future: Elisabetta Canalis was just dumped… by Steve-O

You know when it’s time to rethink your life choices? When someone from Jackass dumps you for being too hardcore. This is what has just happened to everybody’s favorite Italian party girl/escort Elisabetta Canalis. After she was dumped by George Clooney, she started dating Mehcad Brooks. Then Eli and Mehcad broke up last December after an alleged fight about a purse (for real). And then Eli moved on Steve-O, best known as “that crazy dude from Jackass… no, the other crazy dude.” Steve-O just dumped her. OUCH.

Italian beauty Elisabetta Canalis really is unlucky in love.

Following hot on the heels of her high profile break-up from ladies man George Clooney, the Dancing with the Stars alum is once again nursing a broken heart — this time following a split from Jackass star Steve-O, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

RadarOnline.com was first to report back in January that the unlikely couple was hooking up, and now we can report all the details on their split.

“Steve-O dumped Elisbetta over her partying,” a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com. “He is extremely serious about his sobriety and did not want to be dating anyone who could jeopardize that.

“He still really cares about her but can’t risk relapsing back into his old ways, so he had to cut her loose. He has hooked her up with some women that he knows to help her try and get back on a stable footing again, and she has been attending meetings.

“Steve-O said he thinks she’s committed to getting control of her life again and that he will help her do that, he wants her to control the partying for her own sake. But, in the meantime he needs to distance himself from her.”

[From Radar]

Poor Elisabetta. After Clooney dumped her, she stuck around Hollywood, trying to make a career “happen” in America. She got Dancing With the Stars and she was the first one eliminated. She tried bearding for lesser celebrities (allegedly). She tried to get work… but it’s just not happening without Clooney’s influence. When Steve-O – of all people – is like, “Girl, we need to stop. You’re too hardcore,” that’s when you know it’s time to just pack it up. Elisabetta had a decent career in Italy – she should just go back home and settle in.

Stacy Keibler, this is your future. The George Clooney Ex-Girlfriend Retirement Plan is pretty awful.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

 

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  1. Agnes says:

    embarassing… stacy better saver her pennies.

    • polk8dot says:

      I do not get Clooney’s appeal. Sure, he can look handsome when he stays in shape and takes care of himself. But the minute he lets go of the regimen, he turns into a puffy, pudgy schlub.

      I find it so utterly unappetizing that he thinks we are all idiots and will just swallow his charades with the girlfriends without a single raised eyebrow. Isn’t it amazing that throughout most of his life and career he stayed single, ‘a proud bachelor’ (yes, I do consider his ‘first marriage’ which he always trots out as the ‘oh, STFU’, to be his first deception), a ‘man without a need for a female partner’, but yet the moment he hit it really big – boom, suddenly he is now parading ‘girlfriends’ around?

      Before Sarah Larson, there was no mention of George’s dating life in tabloids, he was considered ‘private’ and too classy to trot the girls out like cows. But the moment he became a huge star, all his PR people went bonkers with ‘you HAVE TO have a girlfriend’. Since then, it’s become an almost uninterrupted string of temporary girlfriends traipsing around his italian villa.
      It is so transparent, so ridiculous, so offensive how he tries to shove them in our faces just so nobody has an excuse to voice a doubt or a comment.
      George, we all know what’s going on. We all know they are your employees. It must be EXHAUSTING to constantly live in deception and fear of exposure.
      Most of us do not care about your persuasion – just stop treating us like morons. Be your own self, stop trying to please the fans. We see thru the games, the escorts, the ‘oops, again foisted just before the altar’….
      You are ridiculous, and the women who enable your games, well, they are simply fame ‘hos so we can’t expect too much from them.
      Let it go. People are only trying to figure out the truth because they know you are hiding it. Stop hiding and probably nobody will care.

    • Bo says:

      I agree with you. George is taking Stacy to the White House Correspondence Dinner next week, I can’t believe behind his back,people will be mocking him/ her. She is already on twitter talking about what she is going to wear and her work outs to get in her dress,very pathetic. I can see the conversation between Stacy and NPR reporter at the dinner. What do you do? Stacy “I am a ex-wrestler and I like to escort George around.” What do you do. Reporter “I cover the war in the Middle East.”

  2. Naye in VA says:

    she looks like the female version of Steve-O.
    Somehow i like Keibler a lot more than Canalis

  3. LindyLou says:

    That’s hilarious! Let’s see, who is next? Jon Gosselin? lol

  4. NeNe says:

    Oh, it’s a sad, sad day, when you get dumped by Steve O. LMFAO!!!!

  5. mln76 says:

    She needs to give up on the Hollywood scene. I think Keibler is handling her business with all of her appearance fees and will be fine once the contract ends.

    • Gelina says:

      This question is for all of the people that allege that George Clooney has been in contractual agreements with basically low to none talented prostitutes masquerading as girlfriends for years…almost universally you all blame it on his head PR person…and you state that George is getting nothing out of this except an opportunity to contact STDs… my question is what is this PR person holding over his head/blackmail (i.e. beating up a hooker in Mexico, sodomy pictures with a man, murder) in order to make him cooperate?

  6. brin says:

    That’s a famewhore’s worst nightmare!

  7. Dorothy#1 says:

    You can only go down from George! No one will be as good.

  8. INeedANap says:

    I live in Vegas with my bf. He works security in the same hotel/bar/club where Sarah Larson was snapped up by Clooney. Post break-up, she tried to make a modeling career happen but that failed. She is now back as a VIP waitress at the same club. I see her working sometimes when I go visit the bf. She looks perpetually miserable. The Clooney Girlfriend Retirement Plan has very poor benefits.

    • Jayna says:

      There is a huge article I think I’n the NY Post I think it was last tear. Sarah Larson was the biggest feature, but all of his gals were features and it was about the curse of being his girlfriend and the big letdown afterwards.

    • Jill says:

      I’m not a fan of Clooney. He never did it for me (way too smug) and always seemed to be hiding alot.

      Your story though, makes me really sad for Larson. Again, I really had no opinion of her, but the letdown from that lifestyle has to be difficult. And I’m sincerely not trying to sound mean, but when you really don’t have many marketable working skills (and I mean legit working skills, not Clooney-type “working” skills), you realize that life is long and your going to have to figure out another way to support yourself. It’s sad. I don’t envy these girls, b/c no matter how amazing their short time in the spotlight was, there is a steep price to pay for it later.

    • Roma says:

      And this comes from someone who used to bartend and VIP host:

      The reason the George Clooney retirement plan doesn’t work is because these girls try to get more acting, modeling or appearance work afterwards.

      If they had serious ambition to open their own business (for example) maybe they should have asked for that on the way out instead of a new pair of boobs.

      • RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

        No, if your going to get anything you have to ask for it right up front in the beginning. men never give a damn thing at the end of any relationship…..except, simon cowell, now HE is one class act. But men like him are a rarity. Personally, I am so sick and tired of george clooney using these women and then discarding them like used tissues I would really love it if someone blew his cover. Enough already. I totally feel bad for the women. He is rich and pwerful and abusing his station in life.

  9. bubulle says:

    I would love to date George Clooney just for the hush money.

  10. nora says:

    She didn’t have any career in Italy. She used to make decent money being a sort of Italian Kardashian but anyone can say this really means having a career?
    Some years ago I read a Clooney interview and basically he was saying he was looking for an Italian girlfriend beause he likes Italian women’s style. And then, months later, among all the classy smart and gorgeous ladies he certainly met, he did pick this one, the tackiest girl around?
    Doesn’t it speak volumes about him as a person?

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      I agree ~ It DOES say a lot about him imo. I still can’t believe he dates a wrestler….

    • Jill says:

      I agree, too. I really don’t think he has a lot of respect for women. They are disposable to him in every way. Yes, they know this going in, but they have feelings, too. Good gawd, I can’t believe I’m writing this. :)

    • Anait says:

      You’re quite right, Elisabetta didn’t have a lot to do after her job in a satirical show, just some works as a model.
      By the way, this news… is not so new. Here in Italy we have known about the end of her story with Steve-O since… two or three week at least.

    • polk8dot says:

      I think as part of her severance package, she got a guest role on TNT’s ‘Leverage’ for one season (really more like a total of 20 min screen time, at the most). Even though the show is kind of silly, of the ‘tongue-in-cheek’ groove, it is really fun. She singlehandedly ruined that whole season for me. Her acting is sooooooo wooooden it is impossible to even describe it properly. Her voice is raspy, coarse, but not in a sexy, ‘come hither’ way, but in a cigarette-burned, vodka-drowned way. And her accent when speaking English – dear God! It was atrocious!
      She is a horrendous, no talent hack, who tried to build herself an american following on the back of her ‘relationship’ with Clooney. The way she was being advertised for the show that season, it sounded like she was one of the biggest TV stars in Italy. After watching her first episode, all I could think of was ‘Sophia Loren, down to this ho? Did you go nuts, Italy?’
      Apparently, Italy must have been sold the exact same but opposite bill of goods on her we were.
      I guess her next ‘romantic escapade’ will be some fat, ugly, vodka smelling Russian oligarch. There is only one direction to go after being dumped by a Stev-O, and it ain’t up!

  11. Mich says:

    O(h) no!! As if dating a Jackass in the first place isn’t sad enough, being dumped by one for all the world to see must be humiliating! I actually feel sorry for her. She was clueless and harmless on Clooney’s arm.

    p.s. OMG. Is there really a dripping p3nis on that man’s arm? How disgusting!

    • polk8dot says:

      Oh, geez! Thanks, very f-ing much! I was blissfully unaware (subconsciously blinded) of what that tattoo really was. But the moment I read your comment, like a good little idiot you just have to scroll back up and make sure, because it is simply not possible to have missed it before, right?
      Great! Now I have to go and not only puke my dinner out, but also bleach both my eyes and my brain..
      Thanks a bunch ;)

  12. paola says:

    Ok, enough with the Canalis bitch! In italy you can’t even turn the tv on without seeing her, she is friggin everywhere!! can we send her on the moon? please i need not to see her for a while, she really gets on my nerves.
    she keeps refusing with every cell of her body how to dance, sing, speak or even just learn some english words. i can’t believe she dated american guys for quite some time and she didn’t learn anything!!! she’s been taught how to dance for 10 years, but nothing..her body refuses to learn!

  13. Justaposter says:

    Well if he is serious about staying sober than good for him! Sounds like he made the right choice.

  14. Dani says:

    You know, I am in the minority here but I like Steve-O. He worked hard to pull himself out of the gutter. He comes across as a decent guy in interviews.

    I don’t get the George appeal. He isn’t attractive to me because of the way he treats women. Granted, they know what they are getting when they hook up w/him so they too have some responsibility.

  15. LucyOriginal says:

    I don’t like Elisabetta Canalis (although she is great for gossip and drama). But this story is full of BS all over it. Clooney decreased a bit of his drinking habits when he was with her.

    If this happen to Canalis, imagine what will happen to the bland one he is dating?

  16. Carragh says:

    …I was always a Bam Margera girl but wow, Stevo is looking rather fab in those pics, his cheekbones are gorgeous.

  17. Maya says:

    Dating a moron from Jackass is a huge downgrade.

  18. ohdear says:

    As someone else said in earlier posts, this is an old story in Italy, it’s been around for about a month and of course not only she dumped him and not the other way around but… now she can choose between Clooney and her other ex Bobo Vieri ’cause both of them want her back…

  19. Julie says:

    i liked them because it was one of the oddest pairings i saw in the celeb world.
    outside of the celeb blogs clooney is still seen as one of the sexist men with class and style and from that guy to the guy that jumps into elephant poo?

    if he really dumped her because of his sobriety, good for him.

  20. Twez says:

    Ew. Was she going for the anti-Clooney?

  21. Stubbylove says:

    Holy shit those pics are depressing.

  22. CG says:

    I hate that I know this but Elisabetta was eliminated second on Dancing with the Stars, not first. Ron Artest was eliminated first that season. I definitely remember wondering at the time how the hell she wasn’t eliminated first since no one knows who she is but he has the Lakers fan base supporting him.

  23. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    Clooney will forever be labeled a ‘stud.’ It’s a shame because it glorifies the idea of a man being able to hop from girl to girl and still be labeled as “sexy, charming, no woman good enough for” It’s too bad bc the women on his arm allow this sad picture to be played out for other men to epitomize as the grand set up. How unfulfilling (imho).

  24. really says:

    Lizzy should have followed my rule to never date a man who has a tattoo of a penis ejaculating over a child’s head.

  25. tru tru says:

    that’s a man, sorry–I’ll never beleive otherwise.

  26. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Check out his upper arm tattoo in the second photo 😳

  27. gg says:

    For all her perceived faults and drugging, I would almost kill to have her figure. I think she’s gorgeous.

  28. Guest says:

    I don’t feel bad for these girls. When they date Clooney he probably seduces them with the A-list lifestyle and then they think they are the one and only. Stacy was not known really outside of the WWE and nobody was interested in her until George came along and when he moves on, she will go back to nobody being interested in her. Also, why does he go out with this no talent trashy girls?

  29. enoughalready says:

    I don’t care what anyone says; I love this dude. He cares about animals and he’s working on his sobriety – what’s not to love?

  30. cody says:

    Personally, I can not take George Clooney’s humanitarian causes so seriously anymore, when his personal life seems a joke to me. I have lost a lot of respect for him. He is living in a bubble. Also, these women want the jet set lifestyle without having to work for it. I wonder what some of Hollywood top actresses really think of him?

    • iseepinkelefants@hotmail.com says:

      I agree with both statements. I also find it funny when I hear rumors like Clooney’s going to go into politics in the future. WT?! I just can’t take him seriously when I hear how immature he is in his personal life.

      Besides you get a respectable wife for the spotlight and keep your cocktail waitresses behind closed doors. Something tells me he’ll have a hard time doing that. He’ll be like JFK without the discretion.

  31. ali says:

    Wow, she dated a man with an American flag winged penis on his arm!

  32. waq says:

    I like Elisabetta for some reason, haha. She seems harmless and remains more interesting than keibler.

    • lona says:

      NO stacy is wayyyy better than elisabetta at least in looks and in mind too and must be sexier clooney cheated on elisabetta with stacy no one get from one girl to another so fast he dumped elisabetta to be with stacy ,it’s like clooney went to mexico with stace 10 times half of them they were alone in 6 months huh!

  33. iseepinkelefants@hotmail.com says:

    Once she started dating Clooney it all went down from there. I mean first she made her way through Inter Milan’s roster and had a nice enough gig as a sometime WAG and “tv presenter”. Then she got with Clooney and she made her self into a worldwide laughing stock.

    Now she’s making it worse by getting with Steve-O (?!?!). How do you go from hot footie players to some guy who’s famous for doing stupid sh-t? She should have married some old Italian billionaire and retired to a life of comfortable golddigger instead of trying to change the Cloone.

  34. skuddles says:

    Never thought I’d say this as I detest the Jackass shows but I now have some respect for Steve O – wish him all the best in his sobriety.

  35. merc says:

    No reason to kick a woman while she’s down. Clooney was going to move on eventually. I don’t know much about her as a person, but it seems like based on looks alone she could do better than this Steve character.

  36. Flim says:

    They discovered they’re actually brother and sister. The partying is a cover.
    ;-)

  37. DT says:

    Clooney’s down market, interchangeable hook-ups have cost him a lot of respect that he otherwise would have enjoyed. I just can no longer take the guy seriously.

  38. Bo says:

    Yawn- these girls, the Italian Queen and Oscar Barbie, get way too much attention from the gossip sites. It is the same old stuff with them, they have no talent and think they are the “IT” girl whether they are with or without George. I would love to hear what he says to them that makes them feel so secure in the relationship, when their walking papers could come at anytime.

  39. carlino altoviti says:

    Elisabetta come back home, there is some league b soccer player waiting for you here!

  40. Intercontinental says:

    D.E.S.P.E.R.A.T.E.!!!

    Lord, it didn’t take long!! Daily fail (mail) have Clingon (SK) spouting bullsh*t already!! Its not even the next day yet!!! That has to be a record for her??

    You really have to feel for her desperation don’t you…not!!

  41. henderswife says:

    I like sober-Steve-O. I would date him while he’s sober. I think it’s very respectable of him to stop dating someone that is abusing substances. It means he is taking his sobriety seriously.

  42. Hanna says:

    Gawd damn! They both look like eachother! Cover the upper part of eli up, and compare to his face AHAHAHHAH WTF GROSS

  43. bella says:

    CIOA BELLA GO BACK TO ITALY!!
    KIEBLER YOUR NEXT.

  44. Aqua says:

    I remember watching a clip of her and Val during a dance rehearsal on DWTS. Val was trying to teach Elisabetta a dance move and she just walked out slamming the door behind her.I though “Boy,if she’s like this only a couple of weeks into the competition what is she going to be like when the competition gets harder and harder with each passing week”? That scene confirmed in my mind that she can be somewhat demanding/difficult to deal/be with.

  45. shawn says:

    I think the “relationship” with Mehcad was probably another publicity contract, but the thing with Steve-O may have been real. As for those claiming that Clooney “wants her back,” please, he could barely tolerate her during her publicity contract with him. He had to tell her to smile on red carpets and he had to drink to keep himself from blowing up at her. Clooney doesn’t want her back for another failed publicity contract, just as he is more than ready to end Keibler’s failed publicity contract.

  46. Esmom says:

    Lol at “The Clooney Girlfriend Retirement Plan.” Maybe they need to unionize?

    I’m still not convinced Eli was born a woman.

  47. ema82m says:

    Um is she wearing gumboots?

  48. C.Lynn says:

    I’m surprised Canalis and Butler haven’t hooked up. She’s his type — skinny brunette with olive skin. He also likes his women trashy. Canalis and Butler both love cocaine almost as much as they love the spotlight. The more I think about it, Gerard and Elisabetta just might be soul mates.

  49. Anastasia says:

    I like Steve-O. I didn’t always, but it’s true he’s VERY serious about his sobriety.

  50. katie says:

    aww give steve o a break, he had a wild silly side.. so what. i think hes adorable. super proud of him for leaving her and putting his sobriety first.

  51. ImpC says:

    I love Steve-O, good for him on getting rid of a bad influence. He honestly looks more upset to be seen with her than she with him. Attention she wants.

  52. Sugar says:

    Props to steve o for his sobriety. getting out of a realationship that could jeopardize your sobriety shows great maturity from someone I use to think was on the level of some goofball kid. I work in a field where I see people everyday fighting to stay clean & top of the list to not use is who you (dont)socialize with. cutting ties with those who
    can take you down is loving & caring about
    yourself.
    don’t get clooney @all & learned more about him on this site than I ever knew. Like his contract babes for instance, he is a very demoralizing man.

  53. Sugar says:

    I forgot to add I also don’t get these woman either who want to be a contract babe.

  54. Jennifer says:

    Steve O works very hard and has a great belief and love for family. Plus he is sexy as hell and has a killer voice and laugh. Definitely a catch if you can ignore the tattoos that are meant for a laugh.

    • Jayna says:

      You have to be joking? I have heard him on Howard Stern many times. He might have a good heart, but he isn’t a catch. He isn’t very articulate and sticking pins in his balls and what all he does to his genitals is just plain gross.
      I find him goofy looking, not sexy, but each to his own.

  55. original kate says:

    so she went from A-lister clooney to a guy who stapled his scrotum to his leg on “jackass?”

    yikes.

  56. mememe says:

    Now that’s a downturn. Wow.

  57. divorcee says:

    It would be funny if George did marry Stacy.

  58. Meanchick says:

    LOL! I’m laughing at the title! LOLOLOL!!!