K-Fed has issued a statement via his lawyer that there is no Britney sex tape. I was willing to believe in it since they released that piece of crap Chaotic in which they bragged about how great their cringe-worthy sex was, so of course they taped it. Either Kevin is telling the truth or he’s afraid of getting screwed in the settlement. Britney’s prenup is so good that he’s relying on using the kids as pawns and has to get in her good graces if he wants hush money.

Kevin Federline’s attorney is denying reports that Federline is trying to sell a sex tape he allegedly made with estranged wife Britney Spears.

“There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence,” Federline’s attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, says in a statement issued Tuesday.

“It goes without saying that the stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false and anyone who reports that they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else,” the statement continues.

I e-mailed the PR person at betus.com four days ago when the news broke that K-Fed wanted to distribute the tape through them. They never got back to me, so someone might have made that up for the publicity or it could have been true and they didn’t want to issue a statement about it. Maybe the deal fell through or FedEx realized that he would get more money off of Britney if he kept that crap under wraps.

There’s still the rumor that Kevin is planning a tell-all book, but just like the “non-existent” sex tape, he’ll probably wait on that until the divorce check clears. His lawyer says that he can’t respond to all the rumors about Federline, but that most of them are false. How hard would it be to issue a list of false rumors? That’s like a half an hour more work. Given lawyers’ rates, though, FedEx must not be able to afford it.

Header picture of Britney at the American Music Awards in LA yesterday taken by Getty Images and found at BreatheHeavy.com. More pictures from the event to be posted soon.