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At this point, I don’t even have words for the cracktastrophe known only as The Cracken. Yesterday, we discussed the early reports that Lindsay had simply shown up LATE for her first day of work in something like five years. (Incidentally, I’m not counting “cracked-out model” as “work” – I’m only talking about work as an actress.) Although Team Crack tried to sugarcoat Lindsay Lohan’s tardiness and unprofessionalism, the truth is even worse than originally assumed. Us Weekly reports (exclusively) that Lindsay showed up SIX HOURS LATE. Not six minutes. Not an hour. SIX HOURS. F&#^$*(#
Looks like Lindsay Lohan is already viewed as an outcast at McKinley High. Filming her May 15 guest appearance as a judge at the annual Nationals performance episode, Lohan, 25, angered Glee’s cast and crew when she showed up six hours late to shoot her scenes Wednesday.
“She came to set with a million demands and was not prepared to work,” a source tells Us Weekly of Lohan, who will appear alongside Rex Lee and Perez Hilton in the episode.
Among Lohan’s megawatt demands for her guest starring role: A pimped out trailer! “One of her demands has to do with her trailer size,” hints the insider. “The cast is already worked to death and then she puts everything behind. She is a diva!”
One of the irate cast members was none other than Dot Marie Jones, who plays Coach Beiste on the FOX series.
“Gonna be a long day!! Some ppl show up late and just throw a wrench in things. Not cool!” Jones tweeted [and later deleted]. “I’d rather be an hour early (I was) than 5 minutes late.”
[From Us Weekly]
So… basically, Lindsay only had to work for two days, and she threw a huge diva temper tantrum about her trailer, AND she showed up six hours late AND she was unprepared. Oh, but it gets worse. After the initial reports of her tardiness on Wednesday, LL’s rep Steve Honig couldn’t even manage to lie for her, only confirming to E! News, “I am on the set with Lindsay right now, and everything is going well and on schedule.” Except that everything was a cracktastrophe, as usual. E! News got the scoop that the Cracken was “incredibly late” – so late, in fact, that production had to “send a car to the Chateau Marmont to pick her up and bring her to set.” Wait, I thought she wasn’t living at the Marmont anymore? Another crack lie?!?
What else…? Sources say “Lindsay was a total nightmare” on Wednesday: “She was three hours late in the morning, and when she did finally arrive, she just didn’t want to be there. She did not want to work. She had not memorized her lines, and she kept disappearing so no one could find her.” The cast started calling her “That Girl” and a source says “She has rubbed them all up the wrong way by being so disrespectful of everyone else’s schedule.” Poor Steve Honig had to defend LL yet again, claiming the tardiness was a “misunderstanding” about her call time. Honig then threw LL a giant pity party because all of these stories are “a classic example of people trying to bash Lindsay. She busted her ass yesterday and is back on set again today.” Dear Steve Honig: your client is a crackhead. It’s not our fault.
One more Cracken story – she wants to get back with Leonardo DiCaprio, according to In Touch Weekly. Leo and Lindsay allegedly hooked up a few times back in 2008-09, but he doesn’t want anything to do with her these days:
Lindsay Lohan, 25, has been accused of not being in touch with reality on occasion, and this may just prove it. Lohan has been pursuing Leonardo DiCaprio, 37, nonstop over the last few weeks for both business and pleasure, according to a source.
“She has been texting Leo constantly, asking him to get together,” says the insider. “They used to hook up a long time ago, and she wants to get back together with him. She also hopes that he will get her some auditions as well.”
Shockingly (or not so), he is not interested.
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
Such a mess. But don’t pity her. She thrives on pity. In Lindsay’s mind, she’s a cracked-out martyr. In reality, she’s just a violent addict and an unprofessional a–hole.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet and PCN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Glee, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan
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Is anyone surprised by this? What did they expect?? A professional that values her career and takes it seriously?
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I just can’t with this trick any more.
I have no constructive comment and have given up hope for her.
Now I am waiting for the obituary….
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Not to be horribly morbid, but I don’t think we’ll be that lucky. This b*tch will outlive all of us, and probably shove her increasingly less human face in front of any camera that happens to be near her. I think she’ll survive and keep being disgusting, like cockroaches or Courtney Love.
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She’s a crackroach – she’d survive a nuclear war (as long as she has enough vodka and blow).
Can you imagine her tolerance-level, given that she’s been drinking and drugging for AT LEAST 10 years? We’re talking Keith Richards and Steven Tyler-level here.
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Like Charlie Sheen and Hourtney love before her – she is immortal.
Seriously, I’m still upset that when I heard “48 year old singer found dead in Beverly Hills” that is was Whitney and not Hourtney.
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I know, she has ruined whatever functioning internal organ she still had in the last couple of years and she looks positively demonic in the face, yet she’ll outlive us all like a parasite living in Keith Richards’ intestine.
So my question has to be: how on EARTH is her hair so damn pretty?! That’s a wig, right? It should be fried and smoked by now!
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Georgia Rule, Part II
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Good luck Lifetime…this was just two days on set.
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exactly… wonder if production will magically fall through
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I probably missed it but when is this cracktastic Lifetime movie set to air? Even Miss Cleo can predict that the cracken will be back in jail before the year is out.
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If I were to guest alingside Perez Hilton ai would be EXTRA careful, lol! I seriously cannot imagine the amount of crew it takes to produce a show like Glee. I’m sure they’re already pulling 16 hour days and then to have someone show up that late is a huge deal. They must have lost a good amount of money waiting for her.
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Serves the producers right. I feel badly for the cast and crew.
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btw why would Jones delete her tweet, if it is true? What did they threaten her with? what kind of managerial witchery is Lohan capable of?
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Jones publicist probably said, factually, that it simply wasn’t worth the bs that would erupt. Besides, it’s LL being unprofessional. That tweet might have just said ‘the sky is blue’.
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Lifetime doesn’t care. Hiring her will make this the most viewed TV movie on their channel ever because of the curiosity factor, the oddity of Lindsay playing Luz Taylor.
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I totally agree.
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This assumes that Lifetime movie will ever get made, which I kind of doubt.
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I think they’ll care when they can’t even get her cracked out ass to finish a scene. Or show up most days. They’ll care when production costs run WAAAAAAAAAAY over budget and way over schedule and it’s STILL not done because of her.
They’ll regret this.
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Or when she bends over to read the cue-cards (or teleprompter), a la SNL. HYSTERICAL!
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I agree with Sapphire: she should be able to end that work before we see something. I seriously doubt she will.
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She is stalking Leo? Ahaah poor guy.
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Is there anyone surprised by this? This chick gives a crap about no one but herself. She thinks this is her big comeback so she should be allowed to demand what she wants, I mean hey-she probably see’s it as her doing them a favor.. what a cracked-out joke
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Guess who MISSED HER FLIGHT to the White House Correspondence Dinner in D.C.?
Greta looks like an even bigger fool now for inviting the Cracken.
Rosie is probably trying very hard not to say “Look? See? Amiright?” @_@
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hahaha really? oh that’s classic!
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YOU MUST run over to DListed to see the horrific picture of LL from the next day “on set” (when she allegedly showed up on time! Everyone bow down because she did something right!). The picture is one of her worst of late (not up to pink-coat standards, but still…ugh). In the ever-perfect words of Michael K:
“Seen here on the Glee set today looking like Gollum’s cig-addicted mother who works at the last truck stop before Mordor, Lindsay Lohan’s pristine reputation as a responsible, hard-working, polite and pleasant employee remains non-existent! ”
http://www.dlisted.com/2012/04/26/did-you-expect-anything-less-lilo
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I saw that too. It’s so true!
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Warning: Do not click onto this link if your eating. You will loose your food looking at this rough looking trick!
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Hahaha!! Omg love it!! Love Michael k. From dlisted… But honestly, I know that lifetime is looking for ratings, this is stunt casting, but, it is so unfair that this horrible person keeps getting chance after chance
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It’s OK, since she plays HERSELF on Glee. Why should she look any different.
Also, how does playing herself qualify for a comeback as an actress?
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Where is the sugar coating that Radaronline and TMZ put on Lohan stories? She looks hung over, wasted and used up. Lohan, the true story. UGH!
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Yeah that Gollum reference was spot on.
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She is nursing a nasty hangover.It is sooo evident in that picture.
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I think she looks better than usual there. Sad but true.
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I wish Coacg Bieste would hit her upside the head.
Those glee kids work their asses off. It was stupid gimmicky and insulting to bring LL on as a guest freak. I fault the show runners as well as Cracken and her enablers.
She will be dead in two years.
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I hope the show runners compensate the cast and crew for their time – OUT OF THEIR OWN $$$. I am not a Glee fan and I dislike most of the actors (except Jane <3 Jane) but not even Lea Michelle deserves to be treated like this.
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I’m a little less optimistic than you, Bored. I think she’ll be dead in two months.
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She probably thinks she was early for the next day’s call time.
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Please God, don’t ever let her reproduce.
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Now THAT will be a cracktastrophe! If that happens the world will surely end.
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Move that umbilical cord! I’m Baby Lohan!
Sorry…had to be done.
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Yet another example of The Cracken’s professionalism. Did these people really expect anything else? This cracked-out chick is the most delusional individual I have EVER seen. No looks left, no talent, get a real world job……
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I’m not shocked but I don’t feel sorry for them. Only for the hardworking crew and whoever had to clean her trailer afterwards. They knew what they were getting when they offered her a role. So it serves them right if they lost time and money waiting for her and giving into her demands. They want ratings so badly, this is what they have to put up with.
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Right-but it wasn’t the crew and cast that made the decision to have her on the show. It was the producers.
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Ya I know, I feel for the cast and crew. Not for the people who are putting up the money.
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“busting her ass” 1 day out of every 5 years. must be rough.
she has blown (ha) her “shot” for the last time. No one is going to give her any more chances ( but then again, I thought that 2 years ago).
I know she’s not right in the head, but how does anyone think that is alright? There are a lot of people dying to have the kind of oppurtuniies she has had, and she is literally snorting it up her nose.
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People may not like Rosie O’Donnell all the time but damn, she nailed this one perfected. Crackhead should not be working now because she’s still an addict. Treatment (for what its worth) is where she should be.
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She should be in long term treatment one of those year long programs not those 6 week things. I don’t think those 6 week things could get me off of my diet soda addiction. I would just be counting the days with my aching caffeine headache.
She needs to be in someplace long term. She needs to deal with whatever issues she has – growing up Lohan has to cause lots of issues.
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I could (almost) forgive her for being a crackhead but she hasn’t REALLY worked in years and then she shows up late and all?? And she wants to work with di Caprio?
Bitch please.
She is wasting yet another opportunity to come back..the last I suppose.
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Serves the show right. What did they expect? Is GLEE that desperate for ratings that they thought stunt casting a professional addict would be worth the publicity?
Let’s hope the props and costume departments are smart enough to check her bags on the way out of the studio.
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I don’t feel sorry for anyone who chooses to continue to work with her. Nothing about this shocks me, I probably wouldn’t bat an eye at something 10 times worse. They ought to know what they’re getting into at this point
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Let me get this straight. When Anne Hathaway wanted to do a guest spot on Glee, Ryan Murphy snubbed her because he was against stunt casting.
Anne Hathaway!
But Ryan Murphy has no problem casting Lindsay Lohan.
Hollywood is crazy.
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I’d forgotten about that! Although Gwenyth Paltrow and Britney Spears were obviously stunt casting, right? But I am in total disbelief that Glee didn’t take Anne Hathaway up on her offer the second she made it. That’s nuts.
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Sooo…Gwyneth Paltrow, Ricky Martin, Carol Burnett, Neil Patrick Harris, hell…even NeNe Leakes isn’t stunt casting?? Oh my dear Mr. Murphy…you are a tool.
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Remember when there were bands that refused to let him use their music for the show and Ryan would throw a hissy fit in the press and label them homophobic.
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Good Lord! She must give the most amazing head in the world!
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There is NO way that Lifetime “movie” will happen. If she can’t hold it together for 2 days of shooting-no way she’ll be able to pull off a longer project. She is not clean and sober, she’s not having a “comeback”-and I cannot believe that Steve Honig hasn’t fired her as a client.
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Are you kidding? The man’s name is on everybody’s tongue and in every tabloid. Why would he want to give that up? Same thing for that lawyer chick what’s-her-name who always defends the Cracken.
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What’s she paying him in-cigarette butts? Also-he’s a joke. Who would hire him?! Who would want to be associated with her??!
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That’s a good question, Happymom. I think we were supposed to read between the lines when he said she was a “professional”.
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Especially since it’s being filmed in LA, since she couldn’t get into Canada.
Oh, the cracknanigans will be PHENOMENAL!
“Move that cone, I’m Elizabeth Taylor!”
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This was the BEST comment ever…Move that cone!!!
LOL just doesn’t do it.
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That’s not being a diva, that’s being an inconsiderate, unprofessional, and rude bitch. I feel very badly for the cast and crew, but not at all for the idiots who hired her to begin with – what were they expecting?
Wow that Dlisted photo is pretty scary.
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The Hell is with those inner theigh bruises?
I’ve had some rough sex in my time, but those are bad.
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Some good veins there and for the most part hidden?
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I was going to mention those “bruises” but I didn’t see them that way; I just thought her Aunt Flo was visiting. Ewww.
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She’s got some nasty bruising on the inner arm to, by the elbow area (1st pic.)
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HOW can she have gone out in short shorts with those bruises? Either she’s too out of it to care or she has no shame.
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Bruises aren’t all bad. I played baseball for 25 years. Bruises gave you bragging rights. A cast gave you carte blanche with the team.
Having said that, there is no way crackie got those bruises playing a sport. As a matter of fact in her case each bruise has a price tag. Hope its worth it for her.
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I hate defending IT, but bruises are total badges of honor for those of us who engage in sports. I also bruise like a peach and the constant NSAIDs thin my blood. I went biking last week on a too small bike. 20 bruises and one huge one. Looks like my husband beats me. I’ll have bruising after my massage today, just saying some of us bruise really easy
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I always bruised easily, so did my mother and her sister. Would get huge bruises with no idea where they came from. I think it’s called capillary fragility and I wonder if that’s why my mother miscarried twice after me. As an adult, I discovered that at least one gram vitamin C a day stops the problem pretty much. Lindsay is likely to be poorly nourished and may have the same problem. We’re both mostly Irish and pale.
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LL – “I wasn’t late, I called in sick and then showed up super early for tomorrow! Silly Media always bringing me down!”
Seriously, how can you be SIX hours late????
You over sleep, your an hour, maybe 2. Six, sounds like she decided to leave the country, got half way to Mexico and ran out of crack so she turned back.
I’m not the fairest judge though, I have a panic attack if I’m not 20 minutes early for important stuff, and I’ve been known to give chronically late friends the wrong times ( Tell them 1 instead of 2, and they’re still late!)
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That’s so funny! I have what I refer to as EST – it stands for my in-laws (last name) standard time.
Whenever we had a family function (with MY family) I told hubs we had to be there an hour or two earlier to make sure we were on time.
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That hair of hers looks like something she took off a blow up doll. Barbie hair.
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What a f-ing loser! Gawd. Yech. In no way do I pity her.
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On WWTD they wrote:”Maybe next time they should write a scene where Lindsays character does some coke and blows a guy while she steals his diamond-studded watch. I bet she’ll be on time for that scene.”
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OOO! I so want that to happen. But who will be the “blowee”?
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Charlie Sheen, maybe?
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Not surprised at all. She’s a mess. She’s never going to change because of her inflated ego and delusions. She really has this undeserved high opinion of herself. I don’t know why people in the industry keep giving her the benefit of the doubt by hiring her. It’s not fair to the cast and crew who just want to do their jobs in a professional and responsible way. She brought everyone down on that Glee set. Enough is enough concerning Lindsay Lohan!
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Her narcissicim keeps her alive. Otherwise she wouldn’t be able to live with herself.
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Yes!
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Looks like she is trying to buy a bag from a passing car in the first picture. Or did her latest “job” just hand her the “pay” and speed off?
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Wasn’t Lindsay’s stint on Ugly Betty supposed to be her “come back”?
Until she’s sober, she won’t work. Maybe if she gets cleaned up she could get a tv sitcom as she has some comedic timing.
Though by the time she gets sober, it’d probably have to be a Golden Girls remake.
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@Roma, I love The Golden Girls. Don’t soil it!
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I’ve got two female cousins, close in age, whose lives followed remarkably similar, and yet very dissimilar, paths. Both struggled with drug and alcohol abuse, both had major issues with their parents, both ran away frequently and both had children in their teens. Not the most ideal of situations, I think we can all agree. These were hugely troubling developments for the family to deal with, and yet we only really worried about one of my cousins, the one who just didn’t give a damn, who ran away because it was the only way out, who did drugs and dated sketchy guys and generally scared the crap out of everyone around her because that’s what she wanted to do, and no one was going to stop her. It may have been hugely misplaced, but girlfriend had a quiet conviction to her actions that implied she was nothing but serious about her downfall. Many years later she’s got her stuff sorted out and is living a happy, productive, normal life, so good on her.
The other one, the drama queen, was the one who was always in it for the show. She’d run away, sure, but there’d be a two day, obscenity-filled lead-up to the thing that would culminate with her swaning out the door, telling us all to go to hell, only to return 12 hours later. She drank and did drugs, but was a massive (misguided) showoff about it. She lied so often that there wasn’t a thing that came out of her mouth that anyone believed. When she went off the rails, it was all about the show. Bottom line: She was (and continues to be) an asshole. That’s just her thing.
To bring this back to Lindsay up there, I suspect her problem, amongst many, is that parents and drugs and booze aside, she’s just an asshole with zero self-awareness. There doesn’t always have to be an exacerbating factor either – sometimes a tool is nothing but a tool, you know? I just wish the world (of Hollywood) would stop giving her so many chances, because there’s nothing I hate more than an asshole having a near unlimited supply of undeserved goodwill heaped their way.
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AMEN. Very well-put. Just out of curiosity, were your cousins sisters to each other or did they each come from a different aunt & uncle? It’s so interesting because I have 2 cousins (sisters) who followed almost exactly the same path; the one nobody worried about is the backstabbing bitch and the other has her shit together. :^/
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Different parents, although they hate each other like sisters. A friend told me some months after my wedding that she overheard the drama queen drunkenly trying to instigate a fight with my other cousin in the bathroom, who wisely chose not to take the bait. Like I said, asshole! Every family’s got at least one (if they’re lucky!)
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+2
She’s a talentless, self absorbed addict. No sympathy here.
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Halleluja, very well put :3
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So well said. My daughter (the “baby” until a couple of years ago, and the biggest drama queen since RuPaul) was a handful, to say the least.
She ran away & came home when she felt like it; she drank; she smoked; and was just a bitch in general to be around. When it came to following the rules we’d laid down, she’d say “I don’t believe in rules” and flounce off to do her own thing. She ended up living with her father in another state (our state just wasn’t big enough for the two of us) and turned her life around enough to graduate at barely 17 (she’d skipped a grade anyway).
She now lives with her Grandmama while going to college and is engaged to a pastor-in-training.
Sometimes stuff works out, and sometimes it doesn’t.
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^^^^^^^^^^
This!!!! 110 % this!!!! Very eloquently put! “an unlimited supply of underserved good will ” Exactly!
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Her left cheek in the second pic looks like an abscess ready to blow.
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I was against Glee giving her a chance, but in a way it’s brilliant: In the glee universe, Lindsay Lohan has sunk so low as to be spending her time judging a high school show choir competition. So casting this formerly A-List star is kind of a backhanded compiment. And I bet Lohan didn’t even realize it.
I would LOVE it if the show did a quick scene to acknowledge Lohan’s unprofessionalism too: like “Hey, bad news, kids. The whole competition is 6 hours behind schedule, apparently Judge Lohan was late.”
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Love how honig was on set with her. I’m sure it has nothing to do with him basically being her personal assistant and trying to keep her on task.
Perez hilton is appearing alongside? Well there’s a fine way to show who else is on her level.
I bet they either made him sign a confidentiality clause, or he’ll blow smoke up her ass in exchange for some “exclusive” or something .
Also love how her cheeks look ready to explode in that hairbrush-sleeves pic.
Hope the producers lost money. Hope the cast and crew got paid lots of overtime.
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Full disclosure: I would have been so very disappointed if crackie had shown up on time. But I can always count on crackie for entertainment. Lindsay has never let me down, au contrarie, when I think she can’t possibly fuck up anymore, voila! Shit gets even more absurd. The day this girl cleans up I might just give up on celeb gossip, cuz Lord knows it won’t be the same.
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+1
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+2
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I’m utterly shocked that so far no one has commented on the difference between her face now, and in the dicaprio hook-up link provided.
I mean, with all her crack-shennangins, sure – nothing’s shocking. But still, homegirl’s face has changed SO drastically in a whopping three years. For shame. If she were anyone else, I’d make the case for BDD and recommend some serious therapy, but unfortunately I think the general public has come to the consensus that all she suffers from is self entitled, self absorbed, asshole syndrome.
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Six hours? No way! Somebody should of taken that bich’s crack pipe and flushed it down the toilet.
She don’t want a comeback. Must be White Oprah demanding that she crack-work.
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And am I the only person can’t stand Steve Hoenig and his bag of bull? Other publicists say very generic stuff when their clients act up. This jerk lies his butt off or blames other people. If he ain’t a Lohan, I’m a man.
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Mommas, don’t let your toddlers wear tiaras.
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in other news, water is wet.
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in other news, water is wet.
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Ugh, I can’t even at this point.
But why are there so many conflicting reports? She did, she didn’t do.. One consistent story would be nice.
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There will never be one story where she is concerned. There will always only ever be the truth and Lindsay’s denial of the truth.
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Yeah I’ve seen 5 minutes late, 2 hours, 6 hours, not late at all. I have no clue.
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I am constantly thanking God that there are no children in this mess…
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I honestly believe the Cracken has no interest in actually being a working actress. She wants to get paid big money to do minimal work, get invited to A-List parties and have her picture taken. She wants to be a celebrity and does not want to do the actual work of acting.
I think all of this self-destructiveness is a way of getting back at her parents.
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Bingo.
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The Elizabeth Taylor movie will end up being like the somethings got to give movie where Marilyn was chronically late, sick, and missed 22 days. Only people put up with Monroe because she’s was truly a star. If LILO fucks up on this it’s over!
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Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How is it possible for anyone to be THIS stupid??
Steve Honig – I can’t stand you for no reason other than the fact that you keep defending this woman and treating the rest of the world like a pack of morons. Move on. Fire her. You are never going to win.
Crackhan: You got your comeback. Was it good for you? I hope so, ’cause it is over now.
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Oh Mich, somehow I don’t think that’s going to happen. She’s gonna get more “comebacks”. As long as there is enough crack and cock out there, she’s gonna get more.
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Sigh. I fear you might be right.
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Blohan will continue to get just enough work to keep her and her god-awful family in the tabs.
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6 hours late? They should have fired her. Why does she keep getting hired? She lost her looks and her respect years ago….and her talent is questionable.
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Anyone who hires her gets what they deserve. They hire her to boost the ratings, since people will probably watch to see the carnage like in an auto accident, but after the show is over I’m thinking the reputation of any show that has her on it will plummet when it comes to respect from the audience. Either that, or she promised some golden lips to one of the producers…..
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Exactly. Nobody can get mad when she doesn’t do what she’s supposed because everyone knows how she is. It’s not a shock. When people stop giving her 2394823948 chances, maybe she’ll get the message. Until then….
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I wonder what the cast said when they were told. I would have loved to see the expressions on their faces.
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I hope she dies soon.
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Uhmmmm… Kay. I hate her ass too but… Ouch?????
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What the HELL is she wearing in that first photo??? Ali’s so embarrassed, she’s not showing her face.
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Of course she was 6 hours late, you know she doesn’t get out bed until 3 in the afternoon.
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Lifetime doesn’t have a clue what their in for.
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So she “blew” her way back into the Chateau. She’s gonna need knee replacement surgery soon.
*raises cracktini to the Usual Suspects; scrolls up to read the comments*
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I think someone needs to pull Miss Lindsay aside and explain to her that *all* this (which isn’t much) is just pity work that she is getting.
So if she doesn’t want to turn into the next Dana Plato, she needs to get rid of the idea that she is this extremely desired commodity, be *appreciative* of the undeserved opportunities she has been given, and BUCKLE DOWN and GET TO WORK.
For some unknown reason, she seems to have a lot of goodwill from people in the industry that are willing to give her a second (or is it third . . . fourth) chance.
It looks like rather than appreciating that, she is completely oblivious and making fools of the friends that are trying to help her.
Drew Barrymore went through a period where she was down and out and then came back. But:
1. She had a larger body of work behind her before she first imploded than LL does.
2. She has family connections that are powerhouses in the industry. Unless LL is sleeping with a heavy hitter, Michael and Dina aren’t going to be able to swing anything other than an interview with Dr Drew or a mention on TMZ.
3. Drew had HUMILITY during, and even after, her comeback. She didn’t act like some self entitled diva. She was *appreciative* of being given a second chance.
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Lots of people try to compare her to RDJ, too, but check out his IMDB pages.
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Drew also had the smarts and business sense to start her own production company (Flower Films) and make her own movie projects.
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…and she wasn’t FIRED for it?
Gotta get me a job in Hollywood! Anything goes! WOO!
She makes the Kardashians look like they have a work ethic.
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Actually, if nothing else, the Kardashians do have a really great work ethic. They all get up at 5am daily.
Do you think Lindsey would ever go to bed early to get up early for work?? Never. At 5am shes still wired from her Meth. Ugh. Disgusting.
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I’m sorry, but she is just extremely ungrateful. You would think that with the millions of opportunities and chances she’s been given, that she would be more grateful, instead of making demands about stupid crap.Her trailer size? Really? She should be glad that someone even hired her to work.
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No need for YOU to be sorry!
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I just heard that she also slept in (was to cracked out to get up) and missed her flight to the White House Correspondant’s dinner.
Her lawyer, George Clooney and others were on the flight but our favorite resident *uck up was a no show.
SMH, this b**ch
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ROTFLMAO
I read that too. SNAFU !!!
She missed an opportunity to try to schmooze with George Clooney. Wanna bet he is relieved?!
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So, if she never turns up, do Shawn Holley and Greta go as dates?
Shawn was probably thrilled she didn’t have to hold Lindz’s weave while she puked up last night’s party for 3000 miles. Or watch her new fillers swell up in her face (riiiight, that’s why she’s bloaty!).
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According to one report, she partied until 6:00 a.m. this morning, the second night in a row of doing so, which is why she missed the 1:00 p.m. flight.
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Her party buddy Gavin is still with her and is apparently going to DC with her too.
Lohan’s camp is claiming that she didn’t miss her flight, she changed it.
I don’t buy that at all.
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Everything about this “comeback” has been so half-ass but her general appearance is the worst offender. Ratty glueball extensions clinging to nappy bald head paired with blackmarket motel-room- facejob….. wtf?
The total lack of professionalism was completely expected though along with her entitled and overall nasty attitude and delusions of grandeur.
Shame on her parents for throwing her to the wolves like this, deranged and drug addicted, primed for the ultimate public flameout/career suicide ever recorded!
Then again, Dina probably focuses more on the “prostitution” side of the business now days. Squeeze this acting thing dry and move on. Can’t blame her, gotta follow the $$
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Um…. WTF is that on her inner thigh? Those are hickeys aren’t they? Ewww! I guess her “day” job got rough and that is why she was late. Ewww!
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See, I noticed that too, when I was thinking “Please tell me she has on underwear.”
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Not sure about undies but she does have denim short shorts on. You can see the threads on the non-bruised leg and her undie area is either light blue or gray under her top.
Sad, I had to look to make sure.
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Gross! She is too revolting for words.
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Lol, Lindsay Lohan missed her flight to fly to D.C. For the dinner. Some things never change. It is a disgrace she is attending anyway.
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Links, please.
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@bellaluna
Here you go darlin’
http://www.tmz.com/2012/04/27/lindsay-lohan-misses-flight-white-house-correspondents-dinner/
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Oh, thank you C.Lynn! Maybe she got word that dinner would consist of actual food, rather than vodka and blow. Or, I suppose that since she was 6 hours late to work, she’s on some other time-zone and therefore missed her flight. *coughsnortchokegigglesnort*
Hopefully she misses her later flight and doesn’t make it at all. I mean, can you imagine the HazMat man-power it would take to decontaminate the venue? And the cost of the HazMat suits for everyone else invited?
The mind boggles…
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Has anyone noticed that Mama Lohan has remained quiet about Lindsay? My guess is she’s putting all her bets on Lindsays sister for cash.
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I think Blohan and White Oprah had a falling out.
Normally, Mother Crackhead would be commenting like crazy on Blohan’s comeback. We’ve heard NOTHING from her. She didn’t even defend her baby from Rosie’s comments.
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Not to mention dear old Dad is back on the scene…
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Blohan probably refused to share her vodka & “sea jasper” since her funds are low, so WO took all her marbles (what’s left of them) and went home.
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and yet she keeps getting jobs. go figure.
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Anyone else notice the bruises on her inner thighs? The only time that happens is when you got it hard, the night before.
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Or you’re a gymnast, which I highly doubt.
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Has anyone commented on the first photo?Lindsay’s almost in recognizable with those cheek implants, false teeth and injected lips.
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I just wanted to know one thing: WHY THE F”CK ARE PEOPLE STILL HIRING THIS WOMAN? And taking sh”t from her?
I could understand the tolerance if she was a tortured (crackhead) genius or at least, someone really on demand right now. But she’s not. She’s actually an embarassment and an offense to the hardworking people involved in anything she’s in.
People have lost careers and opportunities for much less than Lindsay has done in life. And she’s still managing to get jobs (even if not really important ones)? This person does not deserve to be employed. She’s gotta spend some really good YEARS on rehab or serving jail time before coming back to society.
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Move that call time, I’m Lindsay Lohan.
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LINDSAY MISSED HER FLIGHT TO THE DINNER!!!! SHAWN HOLLEY ON FLIGHT, CLOONEY TOO…BUT LINDSAY PARTIED TOO LATE ACCORDING TO DAILY MAIL.
You’ve got to love this story! She outcracks herself every time.
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Seriously what dids the Glee people expect? Yes it would have been nice if she turned upon time, was coherent and professional but a leopard doesn’t change it’s spots. Whilst she has the pity party playing in her head and she is totally surrounded by yes-men, why even bother having anything to do with her? I mean, if she hasn’t chosen to get clean and get rid of the yes-men on her payroll do simply excuse her bahviour and feed her lies to continue the victim mentality that Lindsay has, why would anyone expect that she would all of a sudden become professional when she seems to have no interest in sorting her own life out, let alone her career?
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man, did clooney dodge a bullet on that flight…. she’d be on him as soon as the wheels went up; and there’s no place for him to flee to. the flight crew would have had to become involved…
damn. now i wish she’d caught the flight. lol
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Hm. How Much would it cost a Clooney to hire someone to keep her too busy to make a flight? Let us do the math:
Stunt John: $1000 plus medical
Cracksnot: $50 plus blow
Conclusion: reasonable expense for peaceful flight for self and industry colleagues.
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How I wish so badly the show would have just fired her and written her out after being so late. Just gone on without her as any NORMAL job would do. Any other job, she would have been fired and sent home when eventually showed up. What a shock it would have been to her to be told because she was so late she was written out. Who the f*ck shows up SIX hours late?? Never any consequences for her behavior – disgusting.
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They’re operating on the premise that people slow down to view a wreck.
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Me too! It wouldn’t have been hard, she basically wrote it for them. The “character” Lindsay Lohan could be MIA to judge regionals, wasting all the other characters’ time.
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So sad. She was so cute and adorable and full of potential back when she did the Disney twins movie, and amazingly talented. What happened along the way.
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Why is anyone booking her???
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She makes it so hard to feel any pity for her. She’s unbelievable, I don’t even know where to start. Sadly, I also blame us. If we stopped commenting on her crazy crack train, and made her crackiness irrelevant it wouldn’t garner as much “publicity” as it does. She doesn’t want to change and she doesn’t want any help. She’s unfortunately hopeless.
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I live with someone struggling w/ addiction and I’m frequently so emotionally exhausted I can barely get out of bed. When he’s on a binge, I have nightmares about waking up next to a corpse. I consider both of us very lucky though, b/cuz he is not in denial. That has to be the first step, to stop lying to YOURSELF that you have a problem and be serious about getting help. No matter how much you love someone, they have to get to that point themselves.
LL had my sympathy up to a point, especially with those parents, but her personality makes it damn near impossible at this point.
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I didn’t like that damn Glee show before; now that I know how stupid they are, I really hate it. I mean, who in this day and age says “I know! Let’s hire Lohan!” and thinks that’s a good idea? Dumbasses.
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@Lisa B. – Couldn’t agree with you more, on everything. Especially because I too (if I were cast or crew on whatever show) would be completely insulted by everyone being expected to cow-tow to her endless bullshit. I could understand her still getting star treatment if she was a prodigy (like you said), but she wasn’t.
She’s only getting jobs now because she’s ‘free publicity’, pure & simple. Her name ‘alone’ causes media all over gossip shows (+websites&blogs/+magazines/+radio) to talk about the show, without the producers having to pay them to do so. Then there’s the guarenteed curiosity. Lots of people (many who don’t even watch Glee) are going to tune in for that episode, PURELY curious to see our favorite little “Lady Liz”‘s performance.
Her inconsiderate disregard for the cast & crew’s time & ridiculous expensive diva demands– will likely pay for themselves 5x over once this episode airs.
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In other shocking news: the sun rose AND set yesterday.
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