Here are some photos of Lindsay Lohan arriving in Washington, DC for the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, which was last night. We don’t have a lot of photos from the event (honestly, we don’t have any so far) – you can see some here. Lindsay was there, as was Kim Kardashian, Sofia Vergara, George Clooney, Steven Spielberg, etc. Guess what? George didn’t bring Stacy Keibler!!!! She had been tweeting about her dress fittings and everything, and then he didn’t bring her. Clooney told Politico, “She couldn’t make it. She’s working.” She got a gig on Men at Work, it’s true. But I still feel like there’s probably trouble in paradise.
Anyway, I watched the speeches last night, and I have to say… the president was hysterical. He was funnier than Jimmy Kimmel. Or should I say… the president has funnier speechwriters than Kimmel? No, I actually think the president is just a funny guy. I love when he laughs at his own jokes. I loved his Hillary Clinton “drunk-texting” joke, and his “wink” at being born in Hawaii, and I LOVED his super-PAC ad about dogs. Here’s Pres. Obama’s full speech… it’s worth watching the whole thing, but the fake commercial (voiceover by Will Arnett) begins around the 12-minute mark:
And here’s Jimmy Kimmel’s speech. Some of his jokes were really good, but some just fell flat. Kimmel also uses the word “a–hole” at one point, which… I mean, it doesn’t bug me, but usually the comedians try to keep it clean, especially considering most of the cable news networks are running it live. Also loved his jokes about the Secret Service, and his name-checking Kim Kardashian and even Lindsay Lohan. Love the joke about who Obama was going to kill next, on the year anniversary of Osama Bin Laden’s death.
See? Kimmel was funny, but the president was much better.
Here are some more photos from Twitter:
Photos courtesy of WENN, Sofia Vergara’s Twitter, Kim Kardashian’s Twitter.