As we discussed yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was not a violent, drunken, cracked-out hot mess at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Were you surprised? She actually looked clean (-ish) and sober (-ish). I mean, of course her crack-face was jacked with lip fillers and of course she went braless in her cheap-looking gown, but there were no stories of the Cracken throwing drinks on anyone or starting a fist-fight with Rick Santorum (who took a photo of her for some reason). The Hill did report that LL was bitching at one of her assistants, but that seems kind of meh. Oh, and Page Six even had a story about LL being NICE to someone. According to Page Six, Lindsay met an elderly Latina cleaner in the ladies’ room, and LL told the woman, “you’re too old to be doing this kind of work.” And LL gave the woman a $100 tip! You know LL can’t afford to tip like that. Oh, and Page Six also claims that LL was taking smoke breaks throughout the evening, and she was telling people she was only smoking as part of her “research” for the Elizabeth Taylor role. She’s so dumb.
Incidentally, X17 says that LL missed her first flight to DC because she had been partying the night before – they say she was partying at the same Hollywood Hills home two nights in a row, until the wee hours of the morning. Because she’s a homebody!!!! So… Page Six has a story about what LL did AFTER she left DC – she came up to NYC to party! How shocking.
Lindsay Lohan might have demurely passed up the after-parties in Washington on Saturday night, but she made up for it by partying hard at New York’s Goldbar until sunrise yesterday morning. Lohan attended the White House Correspondents’ Dinner with her lawyer, Shawn Holley, but passed on drinks at the dinner and the celeb-filled bashes.
But Sunday, she was ready to get back to her usual self and headed back to New York, and was spotted at Goldbar’s “Funday” party without her lawyer but with two male friends. Spies saw her repeatedly popping her head into the DJ booth to request songs from DJ Theory.
Lohan — seen clutching an unidentifiable drink with a lime — hung out until 5 a.m., well after Russell Simmons and DJ Cassidy had already gone home. Lohan’s rep declined to comment.
[From Page Six]
Something with lime… a vodka tonic? That’s my official guess. I’m surprised LL didn’t do her standard crack shenanigan and just pour vodka into a water bottle and have her rep say that she was “sipping water throughout the night.” Anyway, this is just another FYI – New Yorkers, BEWARE. The Homebody is being cracked-out on your city streets. Watch out.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet and PR Photos.
I love how Shawn Holley said the Lindsay was the “belle of the ball”. After all of these years, she catching some of Lindsay’s delusion.
Talking about the 3rd picture…..Does it not scream ” All right Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my close-up”
I live in DC and know people who went to this dinner and said that LiLo looked rough up close, I believe it.
Details, details, details, please.
Go on …
I believe it. She looks seriously rough in these pictures. It is unbelievable that LL is still able to get any work now at all. Even Lifetime is only hiring her because of the novelty factor. The average 30 year old woman looks better than Lindsay Lohan.
You’re being far too kind – the average 50 year old woman looks better than the Crackie
“Rick Santorum (who took a photo of her for some reason)”
Maybe to show his daughters as an example of what NOT to do with your life?
ha ha ha – So true.
That’s exactly what I thought. This is what drugs can do to a once pretty and (semi) talented girl.
“Here’s your life. Here’s your life on crack.”
The smoking break bit being “research” for her Liz Taylor role… ha ha, oh WOW.
Her voice is only about three octaves lower than Elizabeth’s already, clearly she’s been researching this role since age sixteen.
Couldn’t believe even the Crackie could tell such a blatent lie about smoking only for research for this movie….??!!
Crackie is always photographed with cigarettes!!!
Tho I guess this is the same girl who declares herself a homebody and then parties every nite!!
I’m guessing that Shawn hired someone to do Lilo’s hair and spackle on that makeup. She also probably had her on a relatively short lease (once she got her to DC). Now of course-she’s free to do her usual “homebody” routine (drinking, drugs, out all night, hanging out with shady characters). I think she’s overdue for throwing a drink in someone’s face-so we’ll have to stand by for that.
That’s exactly what I was going to say. Shawn cleaned her up and did not allow her to after party.
She always ends up looking so rough in New York… the pics should be interesting.
Hi ladies. I’m sure Shawn was there as chaperone, nothing more.
But once the dinner party was over, The Cracken was unleashed and left to her own crackie-devices.
And we all know where THAT leads…
I think Page Six got it mixed up…I think the elderly Hispanic cleaner gave Lindsay $100 and said “You look like you could use this”.
Hahahahaha!
Yes! And that Lindsey looked “too old”.
😆 “too old to be doing this” you mean. hahah
HAHAHA! Oh Brin! I hate you! You made me pee myself!
Listen, I am the last person to defend the Craken, however! I do not drink alcohol and on the occasion that I go out to a bar or club I will drink club soda with a lime or cranberry/club soda with a lime. So who knows really… maybe she was drinking, maybe not.
Yeah, but there’s a reason many of us noted that she looked semi-human at the Correspondent’s Dinner. If her lawyer was keeping her out of the alcohol for the evening, and she usually looks like hell, well…
Let’s be honest: she’s so dependent on alcohol and other substances that there is NO WAY she was not at least nursing an alcoholic beverage.
and r we surprised? i never believed in Hollywood formula of rehab.
The only $100 bills BlowHan hands over is to her crack dealer.
Yes, because she keeps the smaller ones to snort her “lines”.
(1) She needs to retouch her hair – the color is starting to look tackier than usual
(2) She was probably on a short leash with her lawyer as her date!
(3) As soon as she dumped the lawyer, the cracken came out of hiding!
Good thing Ms. Holley was there to hold her up, tell her what to do, dress her, keep her drug free (for the night) and make sure she was scrubbed, lysoled, disinfected and sanitized. She never looks this good when her Mother is in charge of her. Good Job Ms. Holley. You earned your bucks on this one!!!
Wait…she brought her lawyer as her date? WTF?
It was probably Greta Van Sustern’s request to keep her in line (well, not her USUAL kind of line)
If the media got together on a worldwide Lohan-coverage blackout, she’d get her shit together pretty quickly. She lives for the coverage, and if they’re not covering her doing the same old thing maybe she’d start doing something different.
But what fun would that be for us?
We still have the Kartrashians. That’s an entire family of f*ck-ups right there.
But everything they share with the world is so staged and contrived. The beauty of the Cracken is that she improvs. It is so much more fun to snark at!
I see your point. It’s like reality reality tv.
I’d rather have a world-wide Kartrashian black-out. At least Blohan is entertaining.
Darling! Didn’t you used to have a cone? Did someone move it? Or am I thinking of the wrong avatar?
I think that actually would be great for. Sometimes I have the feeling that we watch her dying
was the $100 bill encrusted with coke and boogers?
She had to unroll it first and flick off the boogered residue.
Oh great, bitch is local now. Hope she stays in Manhattan so I don’t accidentally become victim to her drink-throwing, tantrum bathroom-hogging and DJ booth kidnappings. Occupy is in Union Square park now, I can see it now “why is there all this traffic, move that crowd!!! I’m Lindsay Lohannnnn!!”
Ugh.
She has an assistant?! For what exactly, and how does she pay assistants? Seriously? Where does this girl get her money????? 🙁
Previous stories have implied that she gets her money from being a high price escort. Not very pleasant thought but I can’t see where else she is getting money from and she sure seems to be spending it still!
I have read those post I guess I just thought it was a joke. Mostly. Eeww, who would pay HER! 😉
I went and read that bit. A commenter said she wasn’t there with her assistant.
But she was there with Shawn Holley. I hope to god she didn’t think Shawn was her assistant just because she’s black.
@bluhare, it’s there. “The Hill reported that she was bitchin’ at on of her assistants.”
I think there was a typo. I think Lindsay gave the attendant in the restroom “the equivalent” of $100 in LL money…So that would be a tenner. LOL!
She probably went to NYC with Kim Kardashsian. Look I’m grateful Dina wasn’t her guest. Dina’s been really low profile. That’s good. Now if Lindsay would do the same, that would be perfect.
OMG She’s within 200 miles of me, gonna lock my doors now and hide.
1. The ‘red carpet’ pic: Ack! Where does she think she is?
2. I have grown to HATE those stupid extensions!
3. She told a Latino woman working the bathrooms that she “was too old”…aren’t there any Latino women trying to keep food on the table in LA for her to insult?
4. “she was telling people she was only smoking as part of her “research” for the Elizabeth Taylor role.” Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thank GOD she is so dumb because this is the funniest line in ages!
Her eyes are open too wide. On the red carpet, none of the people around her appear to even notice her.
If this bitch tried to give me some money cause “I’m too old to be doing this” I’d have to smack her upside her head. The nerve of some people. She looked like hell and this on her best behavior! The only way someone can stay up till 5:00 a.m is if they’re also doing coke, I get sleepy by about 11:00 p.m., but that’s just me, since I’m an old Latina.
I think Rick Santorum took her picture out of pity. Her wanted his picture taken with Ms Holley, but did not want to be in one with Lindsay. Only recourse was to snap one of Lindsay alone.
There is just no story here anymore.
I’ve always thought Lilo came across as basically a nice person. Sure she’s on her way to an early grave, sure she has no common sense, she makes terrible decisions, but she does seem basically nice. Two sides to her well worn coin. I have no problem believing the story about the bathroom attendant. Will Lilo turn over a new leaf or wake up and smell the coffee? Sadly that is a big negative.
I’m honestly wondering how you come to the conclusion that she is ‘basically nice’. She is violent towards strangers, screams her entitlement (move that cone…), steals from pretty much everyone, hits baby carriages with her car and drives off, assaults rehab workers, wears FU on her fingernails (but no bra) to court, stalks her ex-lovers, smears a war vet rather than cop to hitting him with her car, sues everyone on the planet, doesn’t show up for work either on time or at all, goes to a women’s shelter that surely includes sexual abuse victims with a see through shirt and no bra…
How is any of this ‘basically nice’?
You forgot the drink tossing (alcohol abuse). 😉
OMG! How could I forget? I am SO anti alcohol abuse! (sips wine)
Why is cracken in NYC? Is she stalking Samantha again? Sam was on Kelly Live this morning. Sam has a reason to be in NYC. What’s crackberry snortcake’s reason? Lifetime is in LA and hasn’t started.
Her family’s on Long Island.
But she might be stalking Sam too.
Forgive me, but is that her attorney in the picture with her?
Yes. Probably paid triple her billable hours to ensure that The Cracken was on her best behaviour.
So she’s probably thinking ‘holy hell, I have the best job ever.’
That’s an expensive babysitter.
I’m thinking the bathroom conversation was more like “Ew! You’re too old to be cleaning up after me. Move that mop, I’m Lindsay Lohan!” and then her attorney paid the woman $100 to spin it positively.