<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
		>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: Madonna tells Britney Spears not to get married again</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/</link>
	<description>Stylish celebrity escapism</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:17:05 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1</generator>
	<item>
		<title>By: juliedoll</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-145664</link>
		<dc:creator>juliedoll</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-145664</guid>
		<description>I once *had* a bossy, knowitall friend who was older than me. :oops:   Even if the advice is partly true, it is selfish and jaded to say that to poor young Brit.
Brit is too young even still.  Maybe Madge is making her loneliness seem less bleak.  Brit will get thru this and have a true love.  Hopefully she will wait long enough to meet a real man who will love her.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I once *had* a bossy, knowitall friend who was older than me. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_redface.gif' alt=':oops:' class='wp-smiley' />    Even if the advice is partly true, it is selfish and jaded to say that to poor young Brit.<br />
Brit is too young even still.  Maybe Madge is making her loneliness seem less bleak.  Brit will get thru this and have a true love.  Hopefully she will wait long enough to meet a real man who will love her.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=145664">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: drm</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-145269</link>
		<dc:creator>drm</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 19:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-145269</guid>
		<description>Misogynistic??? Oh right, I get it you&#039;re talking about Madonna...of course...

Best bloody advice Madge could ever give anyone would be...

&quot;Never get married.....to me&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Misogynistic??? Oh right, I get it you&#8217;re talking about Madonna&#8230;of course&#8230;</p>
<p>Best bloody advice Madge could ever give anyone would be&#8230;</p>
<p>&#8220;Never get married&#8230;..to me&#8221;
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=145269">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Codzilla</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-144047</link>
		<dc:creator>Codzilla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 17:56:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-144047</guid>
		<description>@99: Slash&#039;s granny :lol: :lol: 

Aspen: You said it. Although I bet Madonna was implying that women in successful marriages are weaklings who nod and smile on cue, when we&#039;re not dutifully spreading our legs, of course. What a miserable cow.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@99: Slash&#8217;s granny <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_lol.gif' alt=':lol:' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>Aspen: You said it. Although I bet Madonna was implying that women in successful marriages are weaklings who nod and smile on cue, when we&#8217;re not dutifully spreading our legs, of course. What a miserable cow.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=144047">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: 99</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-143860</link>
		<dc:creator>99</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-143860</guid>
		<description>Ha ha!! She looks like Slash&#039;s grandmother. How can she not realize she looks so ridiculous??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ha ha!! She looks like Slash&#8217;s grandmother. How can she not realize she looks so ridiculous??
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=143860">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Rosebudd</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-143701</link>
		<dc:creator>Rosebudd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 12:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-143701</guid>
		<description>Aspen, right on the spot. Must say though, I have never liked Madonna or purchased any of her music. Maybe did&#039;nt change the station when she came on, but I&#039;m not a station flipper anyway. I might have enjoyed 1 or 2 songs, but Ick for Madge!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Aspen, right on the spot. Must say though, I have never liked Madonna or purchased any of her music. Maybe did&#8217;nt change the station when she came on, but I&#8217;m not a station flipper anyway. I might have enjoyed 1 or 2 songs, but Ick for Madge!
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=143701">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Ter</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-143555</link>
		<dc:creator>Ter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 08:08:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-143555</guid>
		<description>Madonna&#039;s outfit screams &quot;trying too hard&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Madonna&#8217;s outfit screams &#8220;trying too hard&#8221;.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=143555">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Aspen</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-143513</link>
		<dc:creator>Aspen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:44:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-143513</guid>
		<description>It&#039;s probably good advice...if by &quot;girls like us&quot; she meant &quot;girls who are totally out of touch with reality and therefore unable to contribute meaningfully or receive graciously in a relationship with another human being.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s probably good advice&#8230;if by &#8220;girls like us&#8221; she meant &#8220;girls who are totally out of touch with reality and therefore unable to contribute meaningfully or receive graciously in a relationship with another human being.&#8221;
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=143513">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Danielle</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-143498</link>
		<dc:creator>Danielle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-143498</guid>
		<description>You might be an old withered pop star when: You wear racier things than someone 30 years your senior.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You might be an old withered pop star when: You wear racier things than someone 30 years your senior.
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=143498">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Christina X</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-143495</link>
		<dc:creator>Christina X</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 06:17:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-143495</guid>
		<description>Who does Madonna think she is?

I&#039;ve noticed her giving unsolicited advice left and right. What, does she think they NEED her or something?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who does Madonna think she is?</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve noticed her giving unsolicited advice left and right. What, does she think they NEED her or something?
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=143495">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: spoonman</title>
		<link>http://www.celebitchy.com/22448/madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again/#comment-143480</link>
		<dc:creator>spoonman</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:47:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22448#comment-143480</guid>
		<description>I almost lost my lunch seeing Madge dressing like a teenager in those pictures. 

Guy was right. She really has lost it mentally, emotionally and is beginning to show her age physically. Like anyone in their right mind would listen to any advice she had-oh thats right it is Brittney and when has she shown any smarts about herself????

Get some class Madge and act our age honey-your no longer a spring chicken anymore. Although you do have chicken legs- just old and tired ones...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I almost lost my lunch seeing Madge dressing like a teenager in those pictures. </p>
<p>Guy was right. She really has lost it mentally, emotionally and is beginning to show her age physically. Like anyone in their right mind would listen to any advice she had-oh thats right it is Brittney and when has she shown any smarts about herself????</p>
<p>Get some class Madge and act our age honey-your no longer a spring chicken anymore. Although you do have chicken legs- just old and tired ones&#8230;
<p align="right"><small><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/plugins/dd-report-comments/report.php?c=143480">Report this comment as spam or abuse</a></small></p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>


<!-- W3 Total Cache: Db cache debug info:
Engine:             memcached
Total queries:      30
Cached queries:     4
Total query time:   0.032
SQL info:
    # | Time (s) |    Caching (Reject reason)     |   Status   | Query
    1 |        0 |  disabled (query is rejected)  | Not cached | SELECT option_name, option_value FROM wp_options WHERE autoload = 'yes'
    2 |        0 |            enabled             |   Cached   | SELECT option_value FROM wp_options WHERE option_name = 'akismet_comment_nonce' LIMIT 1
    3 |        0 |            enabled             |   Cached   | SELECT option_value FROM wp_options WHERE option_name = 'bad_behavior_settings' LIMIT 1
    4 |        0 |  disabled (query is rejected)  | Not cached | CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS `wp_bad_behavior` (
		`id` INT(11) NOT NULL auto_increment,
		`ip` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`date` DATETIME NOT NULL default '0000-00-00 00:00:00',
		`request_method` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`request_uri` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`server_protocol` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`http_headers` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`user_agent` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`request_entity` TEXT NOT NULL,
		`key` TEXT NOT NULL,
		INDEX (`ip`(15)),
		INDEX (`user_agent`(10)),
		PRIMARY KEY (`id`) );
    5 |        0 |            enabled             |   Cached   | SELECT option_value FROM wp_options WHERE option_name = 'IWG_RoleMan_Spaces_in_Caps' LIMIT 1
    6 |        0 |            enabled             |   Cached   | SELECT comment_date_gmt FROM wp_comments WHERE comment_approved = '1' ORDER BY comment_date_gmt DESC LIMIT 1
    7 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT   wp_posts.* FROM wp_posts  WHERE 1=1  AND wp_posts.post_name = 'madonna_tells_britney_spears_not_to_get_married_again' AND wp_posts.ID = 22448 AND wp_posts.post_type = 'post'  ORDER BY wp_posts.post_date DESC
    8 |    0.003 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT wp_comments.* FROM wp_comments  WHERE comment_post_ID = '22448' AND comment_approved = '1'  ORDER BY comment_date_gmt DESC LIMIT 10
    9 |    0.005 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT t.*, tt.*, tr.object_id FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON tt.term_id = t.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('category', 'post_tag', 'post_format') AND tr.object_id IN (22448) ORDER BY t.name ASC
   10 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (22448)
   11 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 145664
   12 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 145664
   13 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 145269
   14 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 145269
   15 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 144047
   16 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 144047
   17 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 143860
   18 |    0.005 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 143860
   19 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 143701
   20 |    0.004 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 143701
   21 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 143555
   22 |    0.002 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 143555
   23 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 143513
   24 |    0.002 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 143513
   25 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 143498
   26 |    0.001 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 143498
   27 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 143495
   28 |    0.003 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 143495
   29 |        0 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT UNIX_TIMESTAMP(comment_date) time, comment_author_IP, comment_date_gmt, comment_post_ID, comment_ID  FROM wp_comments where comment_ID = 143480
   30 |    0.002 |            enabled             | Not cached | SELECT meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id = 22448 and meta_key = 143480
-->
