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Apparently a Shanghai company devised a product for the removal of pesky freckles that really, truly to God works! Their claim:
So good, it could remove spots from fish!
Also apparently, it caused death in the fish. Unfortunately, I haven’t heard PETA make an uproar about it yet probably because they’re too busy harassing humans for not being cruel to animals.
People who bought the product complained of “rashes, skin inflammation, blistering, colored spots and other adverse reactions.” Sounds lovely.
Magic Freckle Gel was also endorsed by Lindsay Lohan. Haha! Okay, not really, but damn that’d be funny.
Still on sale but I couldn’t find it anywhere (probably because I didn’t look except under the bed and in my backpack).
Written by Viv
3 Responses to “Endorsed by an Aquatic Vertebrate!”
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Let’s remember; everything that not tested on animals is tested on humans!
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No, seriously, where did all her freckles go? in parent trap she was as spotted as a bird’s egg. (i don’t know the exact species of the bird, but you know what type of egg i mean:)
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Toubrouk:
marijica:
She was such a cute little girl…then she grew up!
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