Comments on: “Ashlee Simpson might be induced” morning links http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 04:54:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Christina X http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144705 Christina X Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:10:18 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144705 Dear Rihanna, Stop jumping on every single pop diva bandwagon there is. Who hasn't tried on the pseudo-dominatrix charade yet? I know this is your attempt to either gain a different audience or prove that you've shed your "good girl" image, but instead of setting yourself apart, you've proven yourself to be a carbon copy of every single cookie cutter teen idol. After a few interviews with Rolling Stone, no-one's going to care about your identity crisis anymore. Go back to recording your bubblegum MTV anthems and stop trying to be "dark", because Rihanna Manson's full of fail. *inhale* OK, I digress. Is anyone else tired of this piece of crap Twilight book/movie? I couldn't even finish half the book because it was so trite. Dear Rihanna,

Stop jumping on every single pop diva bandwagon there is. Who hasn’t tried on the pseudo-dominatrix charade yet?

I know this is your attempt to either gain a different audience or prove that you’ve shed your “good girl” image, but instead of setting yourself apart, you’ve proven yourself to be a carbon copy of every single cookie cutter teen idol. After a few interviews with Rolling Stone, no-one’s going to care about your identity crisis anymore. Go back to recording your bubblegum MTV anthems and stop trying to be “dark”, because Rihanna Manson’s full of fail.

*inhale* OK, I digress.

Is anyone else tired of this piece of crap Twilight book/movie? I couldn’t even finish half the book because it was so trite.

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]]> By: enchantress http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144695 enchantress Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:48:46 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144695 If she jumps around enough maybe the Fall-Out boy will fall out? :? If she jumps around enough maybe the Fall-Out boy will fall out? :?

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]]> By: Jenna http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144588 Jenna Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:59:38 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144588 If Ashole and overly popular guy have a son are they going to dress it in girl clothes? If Ashole and overly popular guy have a son are they going to dress it in girl clothes?

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]]> By: MC http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144361 MC Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:33:02 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144361 Also, how come Justin doesn't sing on Rihanna's track? It was kind of boring... Also, how come Justin doesn’t sing on Rihanna’s track? It was kind of boring…

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]]> By: Buttercup http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144355 Buttercup Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:27:03 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144355 She seems to have been pregnant forever. I don't envy her if she ends up being induced, I was and it was not a fun experience. She seems to have been pregnant forever. I don’t envy her if she ends up being induced, I was and it was not a fun experience.

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]]> By: JMC http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144327 JMC Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:49:08 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144327 And I might be induced to vomit when they start to pimp out their "save my career that was never there" baby. They make me sick! 8O And I might be induced to vomit when they start to pimp out their “save my career that was never there” baby. They make me sick! 8O

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]]> By: what is ever. http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144326 what is ever. Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:48:34 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144326 I cannot believe someone wrote out instructions for other adults on how to make grilled cheese. 8O seriously? I cannot believe someone wrote out instructions for other adults on how to make grilled cheese. 8O seriously?

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]]> By: Ter http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144222 Ter Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:39:13 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144222 Goldie- She obviously has them on display, but in the quest for equal opportunity shallowness, it would be a change of pace for women to upgrade, or denegrade, men based on their size the way men do so readily to women. Men should have to run around in leggings for at least one week out of the year so that women can rate them based on their "qualities" that are front and center for all to see. I'm thinking that a different kind of implant would become VERY popular. Goldie- She obviously has them on display, but in the quest for equal opportunity shallowness, it would be a change of pace for women to upgrade, or denegrade, men based on their size the way men do so readily to women. Men should have to run around in leggings for at least one week out of the year so that women can rate them based on their “qualities” that are front and center for all to see. I’m thinking that a different kind of implant would become VERY popular.

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]]> By: vdantev http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144124 vdantev Tue, 18 Nov 2008 19:23:55 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144124 Induced? Into what- realizing her 'boyfriend' is two chromosomes away from sprouting glittery pink wings and flying away ? :lol: Charlize- seriously- WTF ??? Goldie- two fried eggs hanging on a doornail.... barf!! Induced? Into what- realizing her ‘boyfriend’ is two chromosomes away from sprouting glittery pink wings and flying away ? :lol:

Charlize- seriously- WTF ???

Goldie- two fried eggs hanging on a doornail…. barf!!

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]]> By: Syko http://www.celebitchy.com/22607/ashlee_simpson_might_be_induced_morning_links/#comment-144108 Syko Tue, 18 Nov 2008 18:59:39 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22607#comment-144108 No sh*t, Diva! Isn't she a little mature to be flashing her headlights at everyone? Actually it's nothing to do with age. More a good taste sort of thing. No sh*t, Diva! Isn’t she a little mature to be flashing her headlights at everyone?

Actually it’s nothing to do with age. More a good taste sort of thing.

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