Comments on: Billy Ray says his daughter Miley and 20 yo bf “write songs together” http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/ Stylish celebrity escapism Tue, 14 Feb 2012 21:42:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Anne http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-145150 Anne Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:54:26 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-145150 Miley has serious bulimia bloat in the neck and face. I would bet money on it. Miley has serious bulimia bloat in the neck and face. I would bet money on it.

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]]> By: Christina X http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-144827 Christina X Wed, 19 Nov 2008 11:35:18 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-144827 So...what's a Christina X post without being long winded? Lol, I can't resist. Just wait for the multiple identity crises over the next five years. She's going to start off wholesome, continue to announce repeatedly that she's a virgin and be inactive for a year before a sex tape gets leaked to the media. At first she'll act all smug and coy about it, unable to deny that it was indeed her in the sex tape before she gives into blaming her father for the mess she turned out to be...because what's a Disney starlet without daddy issues? She'll have an "epiphany" just in time for the VMAs where she debuts her new bondage queen/gang banger personality, makes out with Madonna and Selena Gomez (shudder) in front of her boyfriend with whom she recently and very publicly split, and then use the lack of coverage on the publicity stunt to validate her pariah complex. She'll pretend to act all deep in interviews and passive aggressively dig at Selena Gomez, and extoll her lack of class as some kind of revolutionary ode to feminism. When everyone gets bored of her borderline personality, she'll apologize to Selena Gomez and put some clothes on "to be a better role model" for her fans and find Jeebus again. She'll wind up marrying her producer or backup dancer, queef out a baby, and while remaining unactive for quite some time will still appear on magazine covers with her baby who she never shuts up about while flashing her beef curtains to the world and staggering out of clubs piss drunk at 4 in the morning. You can't tell me you won't see that coming. It's the career cycle of all the famous pop stars. Maybe if we're lucky, she'll be the next Madonna and stick around for the next 50 years! So…what’s a Christina X post without being long winded? Lol, I can’t resist.

Just wait for the multiple identity crises over the next five years. She’s going to start off wholesome, continue to announce repeatedly that she’s a virgin and be inactive for a year before a sex tape gets leaked to the media.

At first she’ll act all smug and coy about it, unable to deny that it was indeed her in the sex tape before she gives into blaming her father for the mess she turned out to be…because what’s a Disney starlet without daddy issues?

She’ll have an “epiphany” just in time for the VMAs where she debuts her new bondage queen/gang banger personality, makes out with Madonna and Selena Gomez (shudder) in front of her boyfriend with whom she recently and very publicly split, and then use the lack of coverage on the publicity stunt to validate her pariah complex. She’ll pretend to act all deep in interviews and passive aggressively dig at Selena Gomez, and extoll her lack of class as some kind of revolutionary ode to feminism.

When everyone gets bored of her borderline personality, she’ll apologize to Selena Gomez and put some clothes on “to be a better role model” for her fans and find Jeebus again. She’ll wind up marrying her producer or backup dancer, queef out a baby, and while remaining unactive for quite some time will still appear on magazine covers with her baby who she never shuts up about while flashing her beef curtains to the world and staggering out of clubs piss drunk at 4 in the morning.

You can’t tell me you won’t see that coming. It’s the career cycle of all the famous pop stars. Maybe if we’re lucky, she’ll be the next Madonna and stick around for the next 50 years!

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]]> By: Christina X http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-144803 Christina X Wed, 19 Nov 2008 10:55:33 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-144803 I dislike Miley Cyrus as much as the next person, but she's "fat" now? Wow. I dislike Miley Cyrus as much as the next person, but she’s “fat” now?

Wow.

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]]> By: DLR http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-144755 DLR Wed, 19 Nov 2008 08:48:25 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-144755 lol, miley's parents are totally blind to the fact their 15-year old daughter is shagging a 20-year old guy. "writing songs in her bedroom" indeedy? yeah, pull the other finger won'tcha billy ray? i read on other places miley was put on birth control pills because her parents didn't want her ending up like either of the spears girls and that is why she looks like she has gained about 10 pounds. well, good luck on that, lol. :P lol, miley’s parents are totally blind to the fact their 15-year old daughter is shagging a 20-year old guy. “writing songs in her bedroom” indeedy? yeah, pull the other finger won’tcha billy ray? i read on other places miley was put on birth control pills because her parents didn’t want her ending up like either of the spears girls and that is why she looks like she has gained about 10 pounds. well, good luck on that, lol. :P

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]]> By: Jenna http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-144585 Jenna Wed, 19 Nov 2008 03:57:13 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-144585 She's not fat but she has gained some weight. Which I like. She was way too thin for a while. But with that said, I still can't stand her. I'm not sure if I dislike her because she is everywhere. I got tired of Beyonce a year or two ago when she was everywhere. But now I am thinking I just dislike Miley because of how snobby, stupid, unappreciative, oh the list could go on. I wish she'd go away, that little liar. She is really starting to edge closer to my hatred towards the Hogan family. Never a good thing. She’s not fat but she has gained some weight. Which I like. She was way too thin for a while.

But with that said, I still can’t stand her. I’m not sure if I dislike her because she is everywhere. I got tired of Beyonce a year or two ago when she was everywhere. But now I am thinking I just dislike Miley because of how snobby, stupid, unappreciative, oh the list could go on.

I wish she’d go away, that little liar. She is really starting to edge closer to my hatred towards the Hogan family. Never a good thing.

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]]> By: snappyfish http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-144503 snappyfish Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:30:12 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-144503 uh...it's called a felony. uh…it’s called a felony.

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]]> By: tigerlille http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-144502 tigerlille Wed, 19 Nov 2008 01:28:50 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-144502 Oh come on. Let's not start calling Miley fat, which she is obviously not. The girl's got enough problems. We are all adults, right? Right? Oh come on. Let’s not start calling Miley fat, which she is obviously not. The girl’s got enough problems. We are all adults, right? Right?

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]]> By: yadira http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-144438 yadira Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:10:49 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-144438 and yes, she looks like she's storing some nuts in those fat little cheeks of hers. maybe they belong to justin? :oops: and yes, she looks like she’s storing some nuts in those fat little cheeks of hers. maybe they belong to justin? :oops:

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]]> By: yadira http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-144435 yadira Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:09:17 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-144435 So did Billy Ray mention if they are writing gospel while rolling in the hay in the manger? So did Billy Ray mention if they are writing gospel while rolling in the hay in the manger?

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]]> By: geronimo http://www.celebitchy.com/22609/billy_ray_says_his_daughter_miley_and_20_yo_bf_write_songs_together/#comment-144414 geronimo Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:49:30 +0000 http://www.celebitchy.com/?p=22609#comment-144414 :mrgreen: codzilla - the end is nigh and Miley is its name. :mrgreen: codzilla – the end is nigh and Miley is its name.

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