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		<title>By: Trustiva</title>
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		<dc:creator>Trustiva</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 03:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh God, I so have the hots for this guy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh God, I so have the hots for this guy.
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		<title>By: ak</title>
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		<dc:creator>ak</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 22:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brand isn&#039;t &quot;too much&quot; for me, and his humor doesn&#039;t go over my head. He&#039;s just a buffoon. And next to Amy W, he looks like the celebrity most likely to have head lice.

But the air sex competition thing is pretty damn funny. I&#039;m guessing it&#039;a actually younger Japanese guys, but I had a brief flash of middle-aged Japanese businessmen in gray suits spanking imaginary partners.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brand isn&#8217;t &#8220;too much&#8221; for me, and his humor doesn&#8217;t go over my head. He&#8217;s just a buffoon. And next to Amy W, he looks like the celebrity most likely to have head lice.</p>
<p>But the air sex competition thing is pretty damn funny. I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;a actually younger Japanese guys, but I had a brief flash of middle-aged Japanese businessmen in gray suits spanking imaginary partners.
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		<title>By: Anon</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 21:28:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw an interview with him and thought he was fantastic, but I didn&#039;t like his MTV Awards session. It just felt forced. 

I watched the air sex video and laughed my head off</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw an interview with him and thought he was fantastic, but I didn&#8217;t like his MTV Awards session. It just felt forced. </p>
<p>I watched the air sex video and laughed my head off
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 20:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I love British comedy, it&#039;s that he&#039;s not funny and he looks like he smells bad too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I love British comedy, it&#8217;s that he&#8217;s not funny and he looks like he smells bad too.
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		<title>By: devilgirl</title>
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		<dc:creator>devilgirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:44:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am sure this will reign hell fire on me for saying this- CAN&#039;T STAND HIM! :mrgreen:He strikes me as dirty (not comedically dirty, hygenically dirty)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am sure this will reign hell fire on me for saying this- CAN&#8217;T STAND HIM! <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_mrgreen.gif' alt=':mrgreen:' class='wp-smiley' /> He strikes me as dirty (not comedically dirty, hygenically dirty)
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		<title>By: Jenna</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jenna</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:40:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m not sure what it is about him that makes me want to bang him, real good. Then I&#039;m positive I would go shower right after. 8O</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not sure what it is about him that makes me want to bang him, real good. Then I&#8217;m positive I would go shower right after. <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif' alt='8O' class='wp-smiley' />
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		<title>By: MoJo</title>
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		<dc:creator>MoJo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 18:25:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What amanda said isn&#039;t total BS, seeing as I&#039;ve found the same to be true a lot of the time. But I tend to find British comedians funnier anyway. I think he&#039;s hilarious... most of the time. (He does have a tendency to go too far at times.) His enthusiasm and lack of total cynicism is nice, too. And at least he knows he&#039;s a weird-looking fellow and admits it, even making jokes about it all the time. 

The air sex is kind of... supremely weird, but maybe it&#039;s a nice, safe way for him to keep that old sexual addiction in check? Yes? No? Eh.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What amanda said isn&#8217;t total BS, seeing as I&#8217;ve found the same to be true a lot of the time. But I tend to find British comedians funnier anyway. I think he&#8217;s hilarious&#8230; most of the time. (He does have a tendency to go too far at times.) His enthusiasm and lack of total cynicism is nice, too. And at least he knows he&#8217;s a weird-looking fellow and admits it, even making jokes about it all the time. </p>
<p>The air sex is kind of&#8230; supremely weird, but maybe it&#8217;s a nice, safe way for him to keep that old sexual addiction in check? Yes? No? Eh.
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		<title>By: Holly</title>
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		<dc:creator>Holly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 17:26:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s BS Amanda. I get him just fine. I just don&#039;t like him. He&#039;s disgusting to look at it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s BS Amanda. I get him just fine. I just don&#8217;t like him. He&#8217;s disgusting to look at it.
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		<title>By: amanda</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>he&#039;s like dane cook if dane cook were 1) actually funny or 2) actually smart.  most americans just dont get brand because british humor is not funny to most americans.  or they cant understand his accent.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>he&#8217;s like dane cook if dane cook were 1) actually funny or 2) actually smart.  most americans just dont get brand because british humor is not funny to most americans.  or they cant understand his accent.
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		<title>By: vdantev</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 14:29:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So he&#039;s essentially the British Dane Cook, right? He couldn&#039;t actually tell a joke if you put a gun to his head.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So he&#8217;s essentially the British Dane Cook, right? He couldn&#8217;t actually tell a joke if you put a gun to his head.
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