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I have an embarrassing confession to make. I am a member of Hoff Space, the David Hasselhoff social networking site. I signed up a few months ago to write a story – I mean how many celebs make up their own MySpace instead of just joining it? I’d completely forgotten about it until today, when this email popped up in my inbox.
Yep, you’re reading that right. Either The Hoff sure knows how to market himself, or he’s just like the rest of us and a little cash strapped this holiday season. What I really love is the price: $30 for a personalized photo. And you’ve got to admit, those are some sexy pictures. Nothing has ever made me feel so conflicted about my feelings towards Santa Claus as pictures of a shirtless David Hasselhoff in swim trunks, holding a surfboard, and donning a Santa robe. The sex appeal is undeniable.
This is obviously a great “for the person who has everything” sort of present. In fact I’m going to buy at least a dozen and keep them wrapped as good “just in case” gifts. You know how there’s always that one person who stops by with a thoughtful present and it didn’t occur to you to get them anything? Blamo: David Hasselhoff to the rescue. I’m also considering some of the larger prints: like it says, both framing and laminating are available. And nothing says classy like a 4 by 6 foot laminated David Hasselhoff photo hanging above a broken futon. Now go buy half a dozen right now. You know at least six people in your life want this.
Written by JayBird
Posted in David Hasselhoff, Photos
8 Responses to “David Hasselhoff is selling official personalized Hoff prints for Christmas”
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It’s alright Jaybird, the admission is the hardest part but you need to work on rationalizing the behaviour
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I know this is at the top of MY list…all I can say is “HO-HO-HO”!!!
This one is hilarious. -
The magic of photoshop astounds me.
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Like a good camembert, the cheese factor with this guy never gets old….
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I feel so bad for the Hoff, can I donate a dollar to him?
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The one with the tux and rose make him look evil. He is actually Leering! I do love this guy though because he is truly one of a kind.
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“exact digital copy of David’s handwriting and autograph”
so…it’s not actually the Hoff signing these? *sniff*
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JayBird, you are hilarious!
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