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Britney Spears pulls out of Paris Hilton



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Posted in Awards, Britney Spears, Fights, Friends, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Photos, Sluts

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8 Responses to “Britney Spears pulls out of Paris Hilton”

  1. What the hell is up with Britney’s boob?

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  2. OMG, I love that picture with Britney and the yellow pot holder on her head: She is quite an artist. Focus on the contrast she is able to express in these images. Slightly bend over with her huge tits dangling around, dragged by somebody, she gives the appearance of a drunk slut. Yet, with the big glasses and the remarkable intellectual look on her face we ought to see the total opposite. It probably reflects how torn she is by all the recent events: child birth, sudden unexplained weight loss, separation from her loving husband, the thread of having her best video so far to be shown online (I think it had more screaming than singing), exposure to incredible stupid people, an overheating crotch that needs constant air-cooling (like the old Porsche engines) and those evil Paparazzi that use every chance to sneak-a-peek and put it right in everybody’s face. Britney, I never cared for your music. But now you are quite an entertainer… Let’s see what comes next.

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  3. I’ve seen that look before……….she’s gonna blow chunks!

    And as for her boobs, it looks like one is in her bra and one fell out of her bra!

    She’s gross!

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  4. Check out the lipstick before and after… she did blow chunks!!!

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  5. she is fab-upchuck or not-i agree with the husband

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  6. I think one is swinging with the motion of her being apparently PULLED along. Who is taking her arm? I think she just doesn’t have a bra and one is swinging and the other isn’t. People always get freaked out when one boob looks different than the other but boobies do move.

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  7. Looks like she needs a shower! Get it together, girl.

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  8. Britney. Reign in your wild udders with a bra and sober your ass up before Fed-X hauls your ass into court and gets JOINT custody. These are the kind of photos that will get him just that.

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