Of all the dumb things Jennifer Love Hewitt has said over the years, she really seemed to get the ball rolling by telling outlets that she got over her 2010 split with comic Jamie Kennedy by “vajazzling” her hoo-ha. This involves getting a Brazilian wax and then getting rhinestones glued on your private area, basically making your mons look like a cheap QVC t-shirt that your grandma would wear for a night out out Sizzler. (I learned way more about this process than I ever wanted to know when an editor for the Huffington Post endured vajazzling at a salon and then made a video about it.) Well Hewitt is still vajazzling, just like she’s probably still visiting her three engagement rings at Tiffany’s every month. She told the NY Daily News that she’s currently vajazzled and that it balances her energy or something. Over-share.
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT doesn’t just get dressed up for special occasions — she gets vajazzled. At Wednesday’s A&E Networks 2012 Upfront event, “The Client List” star told us that beneath her cleavage-bearing Alexander McQueen dress she was vajazzled because “it’s a special occasion.” Hewitt created a stir several years ago when she told then-TBS talk-show host George Lopez she was a fan of vajazzling. For the uninitiated, that’s when women apply glitter and jewels to their nether regions for esthetic purposes. When we asked the 33-year-old hottie if she was emblazoned with clear crystals — said to balance energy disturbances when placed on the body — she enthusiastically confirmed that “I’m full of good energy.”
[From NY Daily News]
I understand that this woman has something to promote, and that claiming she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret angel and telling the world her crotch is bedazzled get her press. Her show “The Client List” glamorizes prostitution, so maybe she’s trying to play up that sexy image with all these ridiculous quotes she’s giving. At some point she’s got to realize that her primary goal, getting and keeping man, is not going to be fulfilled if she keeps looking so desperate. It was one thing to spread the word about vajazzling back when it was a novelty, and to dedicate a chapter of her book on it. It’s another thing to continue to share her personal grooming habits. Men like mystery. They don’t want to know that there are jewels on your crotch prior to earning the right to see said nether region. That should be between Hewitt and whatever dude is going to hit it and quit it, to quote one of our commenters. I don’t know why I bother, since it’s always the same thing from her.
Hewitt’s Client List was of course renewed for a second season by Lifetime. She’s shown here at the A&E upfronts on Saturday. I like her flattering red dress and her style has improved quite a bit lately. She needs to ditch those terrible huge fake eyelashes of course. Hewitt has been looking like she’s got caterpillars on her eyes in most of her recent appearances.
Look at her posing like a Kardashian.
photo credit: Mr Blue/WENN.com
She NEVER disappoints, does she? When it comes to desperation she is always one step above (or below — depending on how you see it) everybody else.
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Never ever… When did this Life of Thirsty Antics start tho im confused?! Why is she so ridiculous
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It makes my hoo-ha hurt just to think of things glued to it.
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Mine too!!!
I’M A WIMP. I cannot click on those threads, and watch or read:
Could someone with bigger balls PLEASE tell me how you de-vajjazzle?? How do they pull those stones out??
Just thinking about the process is giving me have hot flashes, and monstrous facial cringes. People are wondering why I’m doing those at my screen, at work. I mean… Just thinking of little hairs growing and sometimes getting pulled by the lace of my undies… IMAGINE RHINESTONES!!
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I’m the opposite, I felt the need to Google Image this arts and craft project. Ummm it’s as strange as you expect. I expect tween girls that wear thongs and push up bras too early would be into this kind of thing. Love needs to grow up!
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too funny. I hear ya.
and this: This involves getting a Brazilian wax and then getting rhinestones glued on your private area, basically making your mons look like a cheap QVC t-shirt that your grandma would wear for a night out out Sizzler.
is hilarious!
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“…basically making your mons look like a cheap QVC t-shirt that your grandma would wear for a night out out Sizzler.”
Well, you’re my favourite, today.
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@ Gg:
I find it ironic that what is supposed to be a “Brazilian wax” in the US isn’t very popular here in Brazil. Women here wear really, REALLY small bikinis therefore the bikini line is usually very large — meaning: women will wax/shave a large portion of their pubic hair (so there won’t be any hair trying to “escape” — if I’m not being too subtle), but there will be still a little something, you know?
And the vast majority of the men here prefer it that way.
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Ladies PLEASE…
How do you de-vajazzle your ve-jay-jay?
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OK, so while I was living in London, I started netflixing and watching The Only way is Essex for the laughs.
Vajazzling was a major part of the show. Hilarious! They even had the gay cousin doing it.
Me, none of that. My husband could swallow one and then where would we be?
Oh Eve, I prefer the landing strip, don’t care for the complete bald thing. And never shave or wax there before a 12 hour horseback ride. The pain I shall never forget.
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Plus, how can you enjoy sex when the man is complaining that the rhinestones are scraping his pubic region and pulling out his short and curlies. 😜
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LOL at his “short and curlies”. We’re not talking about fries here @Morty!
@Lizbet gave me the answer a bit further down: apparently, they simply fall off after a few days.
The rhinestones, not the short and curlies.
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@maguita, oops sorry! I had French fries on the brain after visiting the Travolta thread 😉
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@Morti, ‘tsok! Was a good laugh, with a bit of ewww factor.
I can now surmise, with all the gathered information, that oral… persuasion… when vajjazzled is out of the question. Not necessarily because you may swallow some, but because glittered poop must hurt like a mofo.
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😂
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Sad.
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True. Even sadder if you think of how cute and sweet and full of potential she looked in “Sister Act 2″.
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Her hair and makeup are awful! And I think the dress looks a bit ‘granny’?
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Her face and her neck got a different color especially up close in the first pic, why did the make up artist let that happen to her? Then again, the make up artist let her went out with the caterpillars eyelashes, too… -_-
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Her face and neck are a different color in the photos because they are a different color in real life. Perpetual tanners often shield their faces to avoid sun damage there, resulting in a lighter tone above the neck and a darker one below. JLH’s upper chest is starting look prematurely weather-beaten. She really ought to protect the rest of her skin before the damage gets worse.
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The dress might look les “granny” if she weren’t wearing nude hose.
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nude hose. too funny. she is a turn off at so many different levels.
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You are right, the dress is slightly granny. But it’s something both my granny and I would enjoy wearing! At least its a change from the bandage dresses.
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Come to think of it, I haven’t seen her OUT of a bandage dress in several months, so it’s a small favor.
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Enough about her sparkly, decorated hoo ha. I want to know why I’m 40 and she is 33, and in these photos she looks older than me.
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She doesn’t look desperate; she IS desperate. She sells her dignity for publicity.
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There are 3 types of people who enjoy glitter and rhinestones:
1)ditzy straight girls
2)campy gay men
3)children
Notw: no one who is interested in vagina is on that list.
I question the mental capacity (and ability to make grown up decisions) of anyone who “vagazzles.”
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hahaha!
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You just summed up my entire internal conflict on the matter.
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I feel kinda sorry for her. It just gets more sad every time..
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I do too!
I used to watch her on Party of Five and all her other teen movies when I was little. She always seemed so sweet in her personal appearances too, so I have a soft spot for her. I think she honestly just has a tendency to over-share and is not PR savvy enough to realize how it makes her look sometimes. She needs a better PR person or more honest friends.
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The last thing I want to see when I get down there is a craft project.
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Lol!!!! Excellent;)
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Eau de Desperation. Available everywhere. Only by J.Love H.
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Oh my, putting that out there is extremely desperate. Bet she will accept any stray dog passing by. She will not like the man she end up with.
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Wait-she’s only 33?!
Boy, she looks older :/
See what snatch glue will do to your face, ladies?
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Comment of the day!
Secret to looking young? Stay away from snatch glue!
She does look old.
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Well, I know it sounds like I have an unhealthy interest in this, but — what kind of glue is this? Is it eyelash clue? I find this all rather bizarre, but like I said before, I am an “oldhead.”
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I can’t decide what is more insane, her makeup or pondering snatch glue. Where did the word “snatch” come from? I don’t know what kind of glue it is, but it’s definitely not Crazy Glue…
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I really wish she would get some counseling. What kind of guy does she attract with her desperate, juvenile overs-shares? And she also needs a new stylist to help her get over that silly hair and ridiculous eyelashes. If she was 23, I would think she’s just kind of young and will out grow a lot of this. At 33, she needs to call in the professionals.
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oh, god, it IS always the same thing with her, isn’t it? and what’s up with the skunk highlights?
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She looks old here. Too much makeup.
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33 — ooh that’s funny! Even 43 would elicit a mild chuckle.
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cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles
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Even during a 3 year dry spell I wasn’t as desperate as she is… and who puts crystals on their cooch anyway?! That’s something I’d expect to see in a German pr0n film from 1997.
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Wow..why all the hate?? I think she looks great! Very pretty. And, I wonder what the people who are saying she looks old look like?? Jealous much??
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I don’t see a lot of hate for her. I see a lot of people calling her out for her obvious desperation. I think she’s a lovely girl with no self esteem: and as a result she does silly, attention getting things like discussing bedazzling her cooch, acting like she’s 13 (the whole Adam Levine thing) and saying she’s already got her engagement ring picked out. I feel sorry for her because if she really wants a quality relationship-and eventually marriage-she should be working on figuring out why she does all these ridiculous, desperate things.
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I like Jennifer, too, she’s kind-hearted. But she has slimmed down this last year and she has become obsessed with herself and being a sex symbol. But she is the one bringing it up. She will only attract shallow men, sadly.
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I think she is trying to stay fresh and relevant in an industry that looks at thirty three as over the hill. But she’s going about it the wrong way.
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I think she looks way older than 33. And I’m very attractive and certainly not jealous. Jealous? I feel sorry for her!
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I’m super jealous that she dated and got dumped by Jamie Kennedy….
/SARC
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She is a gorgeous lady with a lovely figure, but I just think she looks older than 40 in these photos. I’m not jealous of her. I look ok for 40 myself. I have no intention of sticking rhinestones on my growler either. My husband would die laughing.
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Usually I’m the first one to defend a celeb from the “she looks old” comments. I think people are absolutely brutal on Sienna Miller, for example, who I think is really pretty and looks perfectly her age
But here, I have to concur about the face.
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Okay, this is perhaps asking for too much information, but what happens when you get “your friend” and have to wear a pad. Won’t the jewels stick to it? Just wondering . . .
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I know exactly zero women who wear a pad with their “friend.” Problem solved. Well, the problem you mentioned; there is still the bigger problem of making an art project downstairs.
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I love the dress, but my style is pretty elderly.
Does she really visit her engagement rings? For crying out loud, woman, buy them your own damn self! Surely in as long as she’s had them picked out she could have saved whatever obscene wad of cash they cost, and worn one on her right hand.
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Ladies, Ladies, PLEASE….
How do you de-vajjazzle your vejayjay???
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Wrong Thread, it was supposed to go up there… Apologies!
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From what I read, it sounds like the glue stops sticking in about 5 days and they just fall off… not sure who likes the idea of having little bits falling off around their bits, but that’s what I heard anyway.
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Thank you Lizbet!
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This brings to mind a line from Grease “Double doo-doo, I just lost a rhinestone in my macaroni!”. Lmao.
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LOL! Then I start thinking of how cute Travolta was in that movie, and I get a little nauseous.
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Holy panty hose, batman.
Ditch those shiny things and she’ll get a lot closer to happily-ever-afterhood with the poor soul who wakes up with rhinestones on his d*ck than all the swarovski’s in the world.
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Are those panty hose she’s wearing?
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Wow. Nothing could be less sexy on an incredibly sexy woman than desperation.
Dear J. Love,
Dudes do NOT care about your bedazzled hush, ok? They are not drawn to pretty, shiny things like some women are. So…please spare us the details of your 88 engagement rings and sparkling, lonely vagina. Maybe then you’ll get a date.
Love,
Everyone Ever
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She reeks of desperation. Pathetic.
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She’s looking really old in these pictures, don’t know if it’s the make up or the eyelashes or if her 30′s are just not being kind to her
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She comes across as painfully desperate. It’s sad… I used to like her. I thought she was adorable.
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Why in every thread is there one person who calls everybody else haters and says they are jealous? I can’t imagine living in that sort of world.
Back to this loon, that’s it, that’s why she has no man, she is just too desperate looking and acting at all times.
Doesn’t all that crap scratch the hell out of any man foolish enough to get on top of her?
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I don’t think the “jewels” are applied to the undercarriage, where they would possibly scratch. But I also don’t want to envision her undercarriage.
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Ugh. Also, I have never seen a woman talk about her boobs more than Jennifer. She thinks people are as enamoured with her boobs as she is. She has probably been dumped every time for a small busted girl.
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Honest question …how do you clean yourself properly with rhinestones on your privates?
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I’d say the whole vajjazling or whatever it’s called would be more hassle than it’d be worth. Like, wouldn’t there be logistical problems with the man’s sensitive parts and the location of the stones? And how about hygiene? How does that work when there are foreign objects in the vicinity? Am I asking questions to which I really don’t want answers?
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Someone said something about thongs? What’s wrong with a thong? It’s certainly more classy than a panty line. I’m 34 and still wear them on a day to day basis. They are way more comfortable. I’m 5’5 and 129 lbs. when I wear boy shorts or panties they always give me wedgies.
That being said no I wouldn’t vedazzle on a normal basis but for an anniversary or his birthday it might be a sexy surprise. But Jennifer doesn’t have a boyfriend or hubby so it’s weird if it’s just for her.
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cheap and desperate.
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somebody please make this dizzy b**** shut up.
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That effing stupid show got renewed? WTF is wrong with the world?
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i wish she would just shut up. she and alicia are the greatest idiots of their generation. so much folly and tmi to boot.
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TMI!!! I don’t understand why the crystals and glitter??? WHY??? Someone please explain??
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Wow, terrible makeup, makes her look closer to being in her mid forty’s than early 30s!. The way she talks she seems like a seventeen year old thinking everyone is interested in what’s going on with her private area. How has she not grown out of that?
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I get the feeling the vajazzling is the only vajaction her poor girl sees…
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All I can say is, it’s very tacky to talk about something that personal in a public way…what is she thinking? This doesn’t speak very well for her, geez. Why is she always going through men? Don’t know that much, but seems like she’s never in a relationship for very long. Maybe she should try for a non-celebrity guy for a change, or maybe she has big issues herself, or chooses the wrong kind of man.
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First of all, Rhinestones on anything is cheap and tacky! So putting them on your vagina is just ridiculous. Jennifer love desperate will end up an old crazy cat lady someday. . .
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I think I know what Jlove would smell like: Victoria’s Secret Love Spell. It really fits her.
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I dont have a issue with her she seems like a sweet woman. Anyway I don’t buy that she is ONLY 33/34 years old. She looks 5 years older than that, at least.
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Did anyone else notice her lips in the very top picture, they look massive, as if she’s had something done. Those eyelashes are terrible.
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She’s a little bit too open and man-crazy for her own good, but jeez there is a lot worse out there! Overrall she is a pretty, sweet ditzy girl, and c’mon guys she looks 33! Just compare her to Cameron Diaz and is still in her 30′s but looks like a car crash already.
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I would like to apply for a quality control position with her craft.
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She’s been 33 for about 5 years now…I’m sure of it.
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She has never been to college. I think if she went off to university and chose a whole new direction then a new world would open up to her with all sorts of exciting possibilities. Why has she not
thought of that?
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