Jennifer Love Hewitt says she’s freshly vajazzled down there, ‘I’m full of good energy’

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Of all the dumb things Jennifer Love Hewitt has said over the years, she really seemed to get the ball rolling by telling outlets that she got over her 2010 split with comic Jamie Kennedy by “vajazzling” her hoo-ha. This involves getting a Brazilian wax and then getting rhinestones glued on your private area, basically making your mons look like a cheap QVC t-shirt that your grandma would wear for a night out out Sizzler. (I learned way more about this process than I ever wanted to know when an editor for the Huffington Post endured vajazzling at a salon and then made a video about it.) Well Hewitt is still vajazzling, just like she’s probably still visiting her three engagement rings at Tiffany’s every month. She told the NY Daily News that she’s currently vajazzled and that it balances her energy or something. Over-share.

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT doesn’t just get dressed up for special occasions — she gets vajazzled. At Wednesday’s A&E Networks 2012 Upfront event, “The Client List” star told us that beneath her cleavage-bearing Alexander McQueen dress she was vajazzled because “it’s a special occasion.” Hewitt created a stir several years ago when she told then-TBS talk-show host George Lopez she was a fan of vajazzling. For the uninitiated, that’s when women apply glitter and jewels to their nether regions for esthetic purposes. When we asked the 33-year-old hottie if she was emblazoned with clear crystals — said to balance energy disturbances when placed on the body — she enthusiastically confirmed that “I’m full of good energy.”

[From NY Daily News]

I understand that this woman has something to promote, and that claiming she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret angel and telling the world her crotch is bedazzled get her press. Her show “The Client List” glamorizes prostitution, so maybe she’s trying to play up that sexy image with all these ridiculous quotes she’s giving. At some point she’s got to realize that her primary goal, getting and keeping man, is not going to be fulfilled if she keeps looking so desperate. It was one thing to spread the word about vajazzling back when it was a novelty, and to dedicate a chapter of her book on it. It’s another thing to continue to share her personal grooming habits. Men like mystery. They don’t want to know that there are jewels on your crotch prior to earning the right to see said nether region. That should be between Hewitt and whatever dude is going to hit it and quit it, to quote one of our commenters. I don’t know why I bother, since it’s always the same thing from her.

Hewitt’s Client List was of course renewed for a second season by Lifetime. She’s shown here at the A&E upfronts on Saturday. I like her flattering red dress and her style has improved quite a bit lately. She needs to ditch those terrible huge fake eyelashes of course. Hewitt has been looking like she’s got caterpillars on her eyes in most of her recent appearances.

Jennifer Love Hewitt

Look at her posing like a Kardashian.

photo credit: Mr Blue/WENN.com

 

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  1. Eve says:

    She NEVER disappoints, does she? When it comes to desperation she is always one step above (or below — depending on how you see it) everybody else.

  2. Marjalane says:

    It makes my hoo-ha hurt just to think of things glued to it.

    • Maguita says:

      Mine too!!!

      I’M A WIMP. I cannot click on those threads, and watch or read:

      Could someone with bigger balls PLEASE tell me how you de-vajjazzle?? How do they pull those stones out??

      Just thinking about the process is giving me have hot flashes, and monstrous facial cringes. People are wondering why I’m doing those at my screen, at work. I mean… Just thinking of little hairs growing and sometimes getting pulled by the lace of my undies… IMAGINE RHINESTONES!!

  3. Katren says:

    Her hair and makeup are awful! And I think the dress looks a bit ‘granny’?

  4. Ailine says:

    She doesn’t look desperate; she IS desperate. She sells her dignity for publicity.

  5. Zelda says:

    There are 3 types of people who enjoy glitter and rhinestones:

    1)ditzy straight girls
    2)campy gay men
    3)children

    Notw: no one who is interested in vagina is on that list.

    I question the mental capacity (and ability to make grown up decisions) of anyone who “vagazzles.”

  6. Tillie says:

    I feel kinda sorry for her. It just gets more sad every time..

    • lunabell says:

      I do too!

      I used to watch her on Party of Five and all her other teen movies when I was little. She always seemed so sweet in her personal appearances too, so I have a soft spot for her. I think she honestly just has a tendency to over-share and is not PR savvy enough to realize how it makes her look sometimes. She needs a better PR person or more honest friends.

  7. M3l says:

    The last thing I want to see when I get down there is a craft project.

  8. Jenny says:

    Eau de Desperation. Available everywhere. Only by J.Love H.

  9. IMira says:

    Oh my, putting that out there is extremely desperate. Bet she will accept any stray dog passing by. She will not like the man she end up with.

  10. Zelda says:

    Wait-she’s only 33?!

    Boy, she looks older :/

    See what snatch glue will do to your face, ladies?

  11. Happymom says:

    I really wish she would get some counseling. What kind of guy does she attract with her desperate, juvenile overs-shares? And she also needs a new stylist to help her get over that silly hair and ridiculous eyelashes. If she was 23, I would think she’s just kind of young and will out grow a lot of this. At 33, she needs to call in the professionals.

  12. Agnes says:

    oh, god, it IS always the same thing with her, isn’t it? and what’s up with the skunk highlights?

  13. nikzilla37 says:

    She looks old here. Too much makeup.

  14. thinkaboutit says:

    33 — ooh that’s funny! Even 43 would elicit a mild chuckle.

  15. Bella Bella says:

    cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles cankles

  16. some bitch says:

    Even during a 3 year dry spell I wasn’t as desperate as she is… and who puts crystals on their cooch anyway?! That’s something I’d expect to see in a German pr0n film from 1997.

  17. deep says:

    Wow..why all the hate?? I think she looks great! Very pretty. And, I wonder what the people who are saying she looks old look like?? Jealous much??

  18. MST says:

    Okay, this is perhaps asking for too much information, but what happens when you get “your friend” and have to wear a pad. Won’t the jewels stick to it? Just wondering . . .

  19. Seagulls says:

    I love the dress, but my style is pretty elderly.

    Does she really visit her engagement rings? For crying out loud, woman, buy them your own damn self! Surely in as long as she’s had them picked out she could have saved whatever obscene wad of cash they cost, and worn one on her right hand.

  20. Maguita says:

    Ladies, Ladies, PLEASE….

    How do you de-vajjazzle your vejayjay???

  21. TXCinderella says:

    This brings to mind a line from Grease “Double doo-doo, I just lost a rhinestone in my macaroni!”. Lmao.

  22. heatheradair says:

    Holy panty hose, batman.

    Ditch those shiny things and she’ll get a lot closer to happily-ever-afterhood with the poor soul who wakes up with rhinestones on his d*ck than all the swarovski’s in the world.

  23. Franny says:

    Are those panty hose she’s wearing?

  24. Lindsey says:

    Wow. Nothing could be less sexy on an incredibly sexy woman than desperation.

    Dear J. Love,

    Dudes do NOT care about your bedazzled hush, ok? They are not drawn to pretty, shiny things like some women are. So…please spare us the details of your 88 engagement rings and sparkling, lonely vagina. Maybe then you’ll get a date.

    Love,

    Everyone Ever

  25. Shelly says:

    She reeks of desperation. Pathetic.

  26. erica says:

    She’s looking really old in these pictures, don’t know if it’s the make up or the eyelashes or if her 30′s are just not being kind to her

  27. Sue L. says:

    She comes across as painfully desperate. It’s sad… I used to like her. I thought she was adorable.

  28. palermo says:

    Why in every thread is there one person who calls everybody else haters and says they are jealous? I can’t imagine living in that sort of world.

    Back to this loon, that’s it, that’s why she has no man, she is just too desperate looking and acting at all times.

    Doesn’t all that crap scratch the hell out of any man foolish enough to get on top of her?

  29. Jayna says:

    Ugh. Also, I have never seen a woman talk about her boobs more than Jennifer. She thinks people are as enamoured with her boobs as she is. She has probably been dumped every time for a small busted girl.

  30. UniqJaz says:

    Honest question …how do you clean yourself properly with rhinestones on your privates?

  31. original almond says:

    I’d say the whole vajjazling or whatever it’s called would be more hassle than it’d be worth. Like, wouldn’t there be logistical problems with the man’s sensitive parts and the location of the stones? And how about hygiene? How does that work when there are foreign objects in the vicinity? Am I asking questions to which I really don’t want answers?

  32. Grasshopper says:

    Someone said something about thongs? What’s wrong with a thong? It’s certainly more classy than a panty line. I’m 34 and still wear them on a day to day basis. They are way more comfortable. I’m 5’5 and 129 lbs. when I wear boy shorts or panties they always give me wedgies.

    That being said no I wouldn’t vedazzle on a normal basis but for an anniversary or his birthday it might be a sexy surprise. But Jennifer doesn’t have a boyfriend or hubby so it’s weird if it’s just for her.

  33. darkladi says:

    somebody please make this dizzy b**** shut up.

  34. Trillion says:

    That effing stupid show got renewed? WTF is wrong with the world?

  35. sup says:

    i wish she would just shut up. she and alicia are the greatest idiots of their generation. so much folly and tmi to boot.

  36. Ginger says:

    TMI!!! I don’t understand why the crystals and glitter??? WHY??? Someone please explain??

  37. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Wow, terrible makeup, makes her look closer to being in her mid forty’s than early 30s!. The way she talks she seems like a seventeen year old thinking everyone is interested in what’s going on with her private area. How has she not grown out of that?

  38. skuddles says:

    I get the feeling the vajazzling is the only vajaction her poor girl sees…

  39. Kosmos says:

    All I can say is, it’s very tacky to talk about something that personal in a public way…what is she thinking? This doesn’t speak very well for her, geez. Why is she always going through men? Don’t know that much, but seems like she’s never in a relationship for very long. Maybe she should try for a non-celebrity guy for a change, or maybe she has big issues herself, or chooses the wrong kind of man.

  40. Skinnybetch says:

    First of all, Rhinestones on anything is cheap and tacky! So putting them on your vagina is just ridiculous. Jennifer love desperate will end up an old crazy cat lady someday. . .

  41. Mia says:

    I think I know what Jlove would smell like: Victoria’s Secret Love Spell. It really fits her.

  42. Music says:

    I dont have a issue with her she seems like a sweet woman. Anyway I don’t buy that she is ONLY 33/34 years old. She looks 5 years older than that, at least.

  43. Britt says:

    Did anyone else notice her lips in the very top picture, they look massive, as if she’s had something done. Those eyelashes are terrible.

  44. Lady_Luck says:

    She’s a little bit too open and man-crazy for her own good, but jeez there is a lot worse out there! Overrall she is a pretty, sweet ditzy girl, and c’mon guys she looks 33! Just compare her to Cameron Diaz and is still in her 30′s but looks like a car crash already.

  45. cowbulls says:

    I would like to apply for a quality control position with her craft.

  46. Hmm says:

    She’s been 33 for about 5 years now…I’m sure of it.

  47. kathy says:

    She has never been to college. I think if she went off to university and chose a whole new direction then a new world would open up to her with all sorts of exciting possibilities. Why has she not
    thought of that?