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	<title>Comments on: Britney Suddenly Remembers She&#8217;s a Mom (update: not really)</title>
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		<title>By: Action</title>
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		<dc:creator>Action</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 02:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well, it&#039;s about f&#039;ing time that she realizes she&#039;s still a mom!  I take back every single good thing I said about her at least being &#039;around&#039; for her kids.  Cause she sure hasn&#039;t been the past few days!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, it&#8217;s about f&#8217;ing time that she realizes she&#8217;s still a mom!  I take back every single good thing I said about her at least being &#8216;around&#8217; for her kids.  Cause she sure hasn&#8217;t been the past few days!
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		<title>By: Mr. T</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mr. T</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:37:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Can someone say &quot;SKANK?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can someone say &#8220;SKANK?&#8221;
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		<title>By: Gigohead</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gigohead</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 20:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The mainstream press is picking up on Britney&#039;s panty snauf. Seems that it&#039;s done intentionally - it must be the gals way to stick it to the paparazzi. It&#039;s the new &quot;ass  mooning&quot; in Hollywood.

Seems that despite their monetary worth $$ bottomline these gals (Paris, Brit, Lindsey, Tara, etc) are unrefined young women. 

What I believe needs to happen is that folks like Bonnie Fuller (Star Magazine) and the rest of the smut peddlers (Hello, OK, National Enquirer, the rest of the $1.99 rags) need to stop buying pictures of them. 

Perhaps the snatch shots will end once and for all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The mainstream press is picking up on Britney&#8217;s panty snauf. Seems that it&#8217;s done intentionally &#8211; it must be the gals way to stick it to the paparazzi. It&#8217;s the new &#8220;ass  mooning&#8221; in Hollywood.</p>
<p>Seems that despite their monetary worth $$ bottomline these gals (Paris, Brit, Lindsey, Tara, etc) are unrefined young women. </p>
<p>What I believe needs to happen is that folks like Bonnie Fuller (Star Magazine) and the rest of the smut peddlers (Hello, OK, National Enquirer, the rest of the $1.99 rags) need to stop buying pictures of them. </p>
<p>Perhaps the snatch shots will end once and for all.
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		<title>By: Toubrouk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Toubrouk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 19:26:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Let&#039;s just hope someone from her entourage will find some balls to tell her some truths about how she looked in the last few days...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Let&#8217;s just hope someone from her entourage will find some balls to tell her some truths about how she looked in the last few days&#8230;
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		<title>By: lyric</title>
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		<dc:creator>lyric</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 18:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I hope she starts remembering her underwear as well.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I hope she starts remembering her underwear as well.
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		<title>By: Pecarrie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Pecarrie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Nov 2006 17:48:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You know it&#039;s because Paris held him up against herself... j/k</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know it&#8217;s because Paris held him up against herself&#8230; j/k
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