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There’s this dubious “celebrity lawyer’s” blog that posts blind items that are getting picked up by Oh No They Didn’t. One of the blind items blatantly suggests that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton were lovers and that Paris rebuffed Lindsay, leading to all their spats lately. Most commentors think it’s bullshit, but it would explain a lot if it was true:
DEVELOPING — BLIND ITEM OF THE YEAR — I keep trying to type this and I just cannot believe what the caller said. They definitely would know, but it is still unbelievable.
When this female celebrity (#1) is arguing with another female celebrity or two it has always been assumed that the argument pertained to boyfriends or some trivial matter.
As one of the female celebrities (#2) continues to go through personal problems, she is reaching out to friends with the story that she is involved in an on again and off again relationship with the other female celebrity (#1).
And that what started out as a laugh became love for celeb #2 while celeb #1 preys on those emotions and treats #2 as a plaything when she needs someone which is causing #2 to spiral out of control. — STAY TUNED –
This same blogger also caused a stir recently with a more difficult blind item about a female pop star who has been pulling a Milli Vanilli since 2000. I think it’s J.Lo, if it’s even true.
Regardless Paris and Lohan are off again, if you keep track of such things. Life & Style reports that they fought at Hyde on Monday night, with Lindsay confronting Paris right after she was making out with Stavros in front of everyone. Was she jealous perhaps?
Lindsay’s mom got involved and yelled at Stavros and Paris even fell down.
As a bespectacled Brit sat subdued in a corner booth for most of the night, Paris did what she does best: She made out with her boy toy of the minute, Stavros Niarchos, and fought with Lindsay, an insider tells Life & Style.
Shortly after Stavros embraced Paris, twirled her around and planted an endless lip-lock on her — the argument began between Paris and Linds, who has canoodled with Stavros in the past.
The girls screamed at each other until Britney stepped in to fix the situation with the promise of nicotine.
“Paris,” she told her new mentor, “let’s go smoke a cig and calm down.”
A crisis was averted — until Lindsay’s mom, Dina Lohan, decided to stick her nose into the situation by strutting over to Stavros and cornering him.
Soon after, he stomped over to Paris, grabbed her by the arm and demanded they leave. But Paris wasn’t ready. She pulled her arm back, lost her footing and ate pavement!
At that point, the Lohans had had enough and fled out the back door. Soon after, Paris, Britney and Stavros did the same and returned to Paris’ crib, where hordes of paparazzi, police and a helicopter were all lying in wait.
And if there hadn’t been enough high school drama for one evening, Paris began chanting “Firecrotch” as she exited her car. She then capped off her performance with an expletive about Lindsay.
The timing certainly seems right for Lindsay to have been jealous of Paris and Stavros’ PDA. I read somewhere else that Paris called Lohan a “coked-out whore.”
Over the weekend Lindsay approached videotaping paparazzi to publically declare that Paris hit her with a drink at a party, but then later said Paris was “her best friend” and that people were “spreading lies.” It would not surprise me if these two were bumping uglies, but given how much I’ve seen of Britney and Lindsay’s girl parts lately I don’t want to think about it.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Fake News, Fights, Friends, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Photos, Sex
12 Responses to “Did Paris and Lohan bump uglies?”
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im sick of lindsay
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Somebody’s going to implode unless some responsible adult steps in somewhere in this crazy high school mix of personalities. I’d hate to see one of them end up OD-ing.
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Lindsay has already (allegedly) overdosed.
This “lawyer” is going to get outed sooner or later. What he’s doing is pretty damn unethical, and if he really is a lawyer, he will get his license suspended. One thing that the bar associations take seriously is confidentiality.
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I’m afraid that it’s Lilo who’s going to implode.. It’s sad since she’s the only one with some talent.
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I remember reading about a message that Paris supposedly sent to Linday’s myspace account about their “love” not being discovered yet and how they managed to not get seen when they stayed at chateau together. What gives?
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Lindsey is cute and salvagable. Paris, you save her, and what’s left? Not much. If there is going to be an intervention for anybody, let it be for Lindsey. Good lawd, if she’s going to be a lesbian, be a hot lesbian with a hot girlfriend. A drug thing, quite likely. And newsflash for Paris, nobody does coke on their own. You gotta group of friends out together and one is getting high, chances all so are the rest. And you’re world famous for whoredom. Hey pot! You’re black!
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Seriously, how many fake myspaces do you see up for famous people? A ton of them! Why would these people even bother with myspace to communicate a private message? MySpace is really for communication you want to be public anyway. Cell phones, text messages, banners…all more private.
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That “lawyer” has really poor writing skills.
Oh yeah, and does this mean Blohan bumped uglies with Tara Reid, Hilary Duff, and all the other girls she doesn’t get along with? -
dear agent bedhead,
you make far too many assumptions (which makes me believe you may actually be an agent).
first, how do you know this supposed lawyer is a “he”.
second, how do you know that if said person is an attorney, these are his/her clients?
third, i don’t believe you can be disbarred for gossiping (esp. about people who aren’t your clients).
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MELISSA, I just read it here in celebitchy. The one about the bugged myspace system and someone managed to retrieve these young celebs’ messages. Messages are sent privately like email, FYI. Unless ur account gets hacked, there’s no way the messages being sent and received are to be made public. Anyway, Paris was using a pseudo name “babytink2″ and so was Hilary, and other celebs. It is however, still a poor way of trying to remain incognito when their pics have their faces in it to start with.
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Wouldn’t surprise me in the least to know that these two are carpet munchers.
some guy:
maz:
Fleegle:
millie:
VIX:
Melissa:
elisha:
gossip whore:
Poor Boopie:
Do you think Paris’ herpes gave Lindsays’ herpes herpes? I do, and I shudder to think.
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