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It seems that Anne Hathaway might have some kind of loser magnet attached to her, because her latest boyfriend actor Adam Schulman is described as being an ‘opportunist’. At least he isn’t faking links with the Vatican.
Hathaway said at the time(of Raffaello Follieri’s sentencing) of her then-unknown new flame, “You know when you don’t know someone very well — you just meet them and you’re like, ‘Wow, you really have it going on’?”
But according to a source at the New York Post, 27-year-old Shulman could be the wrong man for the actress, adding: “Adam is known as an opportunist. When he was at Brown (University), he went after all the heiresses. It’s like Anne is addicted to losers.”
A spokesperson for Shulman has declined to comment.
Adam was the one to first reveal their relationship to Life and Style magazine, dropping ‘we’ into the conversation like a toilet training mother. Oh, that’s me. Anne has made no particular statement about the relationship, beyond saying that she is seeing a ‘sexy guy’.
Maybe she’s just one of those women who are nice to everyone. After all, she has a successful career, she’s beautiful, young, and gets gorgeous free clothes to hang off her attractive physique. What’s not to be nice about? What Anne clearly needs is a girlfriend who tells her the truth. You know the kind – she’ll tell you if your butt looks big in that, if getting your nose pierced is the right look for you, and that your boyfriend is a loser.
Written by Helen
Posted in Anne Hathaway, Raffaello Follieri
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He looks like a dweeb.
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Wow, she surely picks them. Let share her secret.
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They look alike.
I hope this isn’t true… this girl just seems so genuine, I really hate to see her continually making the same mistakes.
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their children would look like sarah jessica parker
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He has those big doe eyes that just shout “trust me, I’m a sensitive man!”
Maybe Ann should just take some time off? I mean, she dated that d-bag for years.
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At least get somebody with lips …
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He looks like a dime-store pet.
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He looks like an ordinary guy to me. Good.
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Oh yuck! No eyelashes, no lips, and a funky grill.
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I’m pretty sure she can do much better. She seems like an honestly nice person, I wish her well.
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Cinderella: Ha! Couldn’t put my finger on it, but you’re right.
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Hahaha….its hilarious how when a guy is a gold digger bitches crawl out of the woodwork to call him a loser and a dweeb…but when a woman does the same thing nobody bats an eyelash. As a fellow heiress-chaser, Adam, I salute you!
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Female golddiggers are called out all the time, dlister.
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“dropping ‘we’ into the conversation like a toilet training mother”
*dies laughing*
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Yuck. But I think he serves her beard-needing purposes
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Wth? Why are some of you acting like this? Because he doesn’t look like a model? How shallow can you be?
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Kristin: Pretty shallow. You think we come here to ponder the meaning of life?
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Nice job being a smartass. I get that you are superficial and shallow (everyone can be) but you guys are calling him a loser, dweeb, etc, based solely on his looks. How would you feel if someone compared you like that?
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I wouldn’t like it one bit. But as luck would have it, my face isn’t plastered all over the gossip outlets so I’m spared the ordeal (at least on a grander scale than, say, the supermarket).
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Brown isn’t exactly the place where heiresses are found around every corner (trust me). He’s 27 years old, he maybe dated a rich girl or two because of the circles he was in — how many 18-22 year old guys in college are looking to settle down? Ha, this story seems like it came from a source that doesn’t know him or Brown very well… too many episodes of Gossip Girl.
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“Pretty shallow. You think we come here to ponder the meaning of life?”
lol
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Codzilla: U crack me up!
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