The gossip is uh, flowing this week thanks to Britney, and it’s hard to keep up. It’s a lot of work talking smack about the celebrities all day so thanks to our online counterparts for keeping up with the news.

- Britney probably saw “The Breakup” and figured the best way to get back at her ex was through a shaved beaver [CelebNewsWire]
- Breaking news: Britney wears pants! [Mollygood]
- Britney Spears has officially jumped the shark. She’s hanging out with Brandon Davis [Miz Monica]
- If you love celebrity gossip, join a celebrity fantasy league on Fafarazzi and bet on Britney’s latest crotch-baring episode. It’s not worth a lot of points though considering how predictable it’s become. [Fafarazzi]
- James Bond wants some boy-on-boy action [Suicide Girls]
- Sean Connery could have been Gandalf in “Lord of the Rings” but passed [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Jennifer Lopez turns to Scientology in a desperate bid to get pregnant [Socialite's Life]
- The Bastardly lady of the day says her boobs are like clouds [Bastardly]
- Jessica Simpson would look hot on the set of her new movie if she wasn’t wearing that awful ruffled jacked [yeeeah]
- Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter spent Thanksgiving weekend in Vegas together [Hollywood Tuna]
- Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, and Kate Winslet at “The Holiday” premiere [Gabsmash]
- Robbers actually recognized the guy from “Can’t Hardly Wait” with Jennifer Love Hewitt and robbed him and his wife at gunpoint. [ICYDK]
- Renee Zellwegger has agreed to do Bridget Jones part three, but the author has to actually write it first [Agent Bedhead]
- Cameron Diaz is looking a lot like her old costar [Haute Gossip]
- Jay-Z ties the Rolling Stones for the third most hit singles ever, and gives back with his “Water for Life” charity [PopSugar]
- Chris Daughtry’s new album is right behind Jay-Z’s in the charts [Hot Momma Gossip]
- “Get Smart” is being made into a movie. What took them so long? [Pajiba]
- Da Simpsons Ali G show parody video [Wampoon]
- John Hartnett is an idjut for breaking up with Scarlet Johansson [Junkiness]
- Suge Knight, the founder of Death Row Records, says that Snoop Dogg is a snitch and that’s why he’s not in jail yet. Dogg talks a lot of smack about Suge in the new Rolling Stone interview, and that’s probably why he’s claiming Snoop is a rat. [Rhymes with Snitch]
- Mel Gibson wants to thank Michael Richards for taking the heat off him [Gawker]
- Lindsay Lohan is going to AA Meetings [Faded Youth]
- Buy Jessica Alba’s bra on eBay [CityRag]