The gossip is uh, flowing this week thanks to Britney, and it’s hard to keep up. It’s a lot of work talking smack about the celebrities all day so thanks to our online counterparts for keeping up with the news.

– Britney probably saw “The Breakup” and figured the best way to get back at her ex was through a shaved beaver [CelebNewsWire]
– Breaking news: Britney wears pants! [Mollygood]
– Britney Spears has officially jumped the shark. She’s hanging out with Brandon Davis [Miz Monica]
– If you love celebrity gossip, join a celebrity fantasy league on Fafarazzi and bet on Britney’s latest crotch-baring episode. It’s not worth a lot of points though considering how predictable it’s become. [Fafarazzi]
– James Bond wants some boy-on-boy action [Suicide Girls]
– Sean Connery could have been Gandalf in “Lord of the Rings” but passed [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jennifer Lopez turns to Scientology in a desperate bid to get pregnant [Socialite’s Life]
– The Bastardly lady of the day says her boobs are like clouds [Bastardly]
– Jessica Simpson would look hot on the set of her new movie if she wasn’t wearing that awful ruffled jacked [yeeeah]
– Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter spent Thanksgiving weekend in Vegas together [Hollywood Tuna]
– Cameron Diaz, Jude Law, and Kate Winslet at “The Holiday” premiere [Gabsmash]
– Robbers actually recognized the guy from “Can’t Hardly Wait” with Jennifer Love Hewitt and robbed him and his wife at gunpoint. [ICYDK]
– Renee Zellwegger has agreed to do Bridget Jones part three, but the author has to actually write it first [Agent Bedhead]
– Cameron Diaz is looking a lot like her old costar [Haute Gossip]
– Jay-Z ties the Rolling Stones for the third most hit singles ever, and gives back with his “Water for Life” charity [PopSugar]
– Chris Daughtry’s new album is right behind Jay-Z’s in the charts [Hot Momma Gossip]
– “Get Smart” is being made into a movie. What took them so long? [Pajiba]
– Da Simpsons Ali G show parody video [Wampoon]
– John Hartnett is an idjut for breaking up with Scarlet Johansson [Junkiness]
– Suge Knight, the founder of Death Row Records, says that Snoop Dogg is a snitch and that’s why he’s not in jail yet. Dogg talks a lot of smack about Suge in the new Rolling Stone interview, and that’s probably why he’s claiming Snoop is a rat. [Rhymes with Snitch]
– Mel Gibson wants to thank Michael Richards for taking the heat off him [Gawker]
– Lindsay Lohan is going to AA Meetings [Faded Youth]
– Buy Jessica Alba’s bra on eBay [CityRag]