Kanye West is “feeling increasingly like part of the Kardashian family”

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are still in Cannes. These are some photos from the past 24 hours of Kimye’s Big Cannes Extravaganza, where they seem to be doing several costume changes and paparazzi photo ops every day. Guess who else in Cannes? Kim’s nemesis, Paris Hilton. Apparently, they’ve even been at the same parties, although they studiously avoid each other.

Last night, Kanye debuted his film, Cruel Summer, to a packed tent. According to Starpulse, the film features hip-hop star Kid Cudi and Kanye in a smaller role, and Kanye admits they were in a rush to finish – they were still shooting the movie four weeks ago in Qatar, for goodness sake. After the screening, Kanye got a standing ovation. Meh.

As for this week’s tabloids and what they’re saying about Kim and Kanye – well, it changes every week. The Enquirer is saying that Kanye feels like part of the Kardashian family at this point, so much so that he’s worries about Kris Jenner’s plastic surgery, and how Kris could end up like Kanye’s late mother Donda.

KANYE WEST is pleading with GF KIM KARDASHIAN’s mom Kris Jen­ner to stop having plastic surgery because he’s afraid she’ll end up dead like his own mother. The rap star’s mom Donda West tragically died at the age of 58 in November 2007 – one day after getting a tummy tuck, breast reduction and lipo­suction.

“That loss crushed Kanye,” revealed a close source. “She wasn’t just his mom but his manager as well – just like Kris is Kim’s manager. The parallels are uncanny. Kanye’s gotten very close to Kris. She’s become like a second mom to him, and he couldn’t bear losing another person in his life to plastic surgery. Kanye told Kris, ‘I don’t want to lose ya, baby!’”

Friends and family of the Kardashi­ans’ 56-year-old “momager” fear that she will go overboard with her nip-and-tuck opera­tions. Just before her daughter Kim’s short-lived Aug. 20 marriage to Kris Humphries, her mom announced: “I need a little freshening up.” And as cameras rolled, she headed off to see a plastic sur­geon. Clearly nervous before the procedure, she admitted: “I don’t want to die.”

But Kris could have died from embarrass­ment when a new trailer for the upcom­ing season of the E! reality show “Keeping Up with the Kardashi­ans” showed her with her top lip enormously swollen in a “trout pout.”

“It appeared that the lip was temporarily disfigured from col­lagen injections,” said the source. “She looked positively freakish, and (her children) Kim and Rob were alarmed.” Everyone is worried that her plastic surgery kick “will veer dan­gerously out of control,” confided the source.

But no one is more worried than Kanye, 34, who feels increasingly like a part of the Kardashian family. After only a few months of ro­mancing Kim, he’s already talking marriage with her. The rapper was previously engaged to Alexis Phifer in August 2006. But their joyous plans collapsed after the shocking, unexpected death of Kanye’s mom – and it haunts him.

[From The National Enquirer]

You know what’s weird? I kind of believe this. I do think Kanye is still dealing with stuff from his mom’s death, and it wouldn’t surprise me at all to learn that Kanye had some ideas about how the Jenner-Kardashian women shouldn’t be nipping, tucking, injecting and Botoxing. Of course, Kanye should start with Kim. Kim’s Kat-face is ridiculous.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. brin says:

    Of course, they are a match made in famewhore heaven.

  2. someone says:

    I just died at “I don’t want to lose ya, baby!” this cannot be a legitimate source ?? hahahaha

  3. Happymom says:

    To that headline I say, “Poor bastard.” Even though I think he’s actually a (closeted) tool-and perfect for that useless, fame whore family-my immediate reaction is “oh dude, just no.”

    • Anne says:

      When I saw that headline, I just laughed.

      Honestly, no one deserves this, not even the tool that is Kanye.

      • Agnes says:

        you took the words out of my mouth – NO ONE deserves this. god help him. haha

      • Elizabeth says:

        ITA. I can’t stand Kanye (arrogant, sexist, selfish, etc. – stop me if you disagree with any of it) but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, noooooooo! No one should find an invitation into this family to be a cause for excitement. Run, Kanye, run! This is like famewhore scientology!

  4. GiGi says:

    Ok. I’d like to play prophet for a minute – they’re going to have a baby together. I don’t think they’ll get married, though.

    As much as I dislike both of them, I like them together. Do two wrongs make a right? Anyhow, I think they see each other as equals and I don’t think Kanye wants a housewife so it seems like it may work.

    • jelly says:

      I see them having a baby too but not staying together. Kanye has a big mouth, he can’t keep anything to himself, so when these two break up…ohhhh just imagine the interviews, twitter rants, and songs dissing the kardashians kanye will put out.

      Also, I think Kris Jenner is nothing like Kanye’s mom. His mom was well-educated, she was classy, and had a PHD.

    • Nev says:

      word up.

      i thought the exact same thing.

    • John Wayne Lives says:

      @ GiGi lol I know right?! ITA I dislike these two ALOT! But something about them together is… good? Idunno, but I’m laughting at myself for looking at these pics and kinda giving it the “Aww, they look nice together” lol

  5. nana says:

    He looks miserable in most of the photos.

    • FinallyFr33 says:

      Kim has this dead-eyed mannequin look on her face in every picture. Like she is not really there. She looks weird…weirder than usual anyway.

  6. Eve says:

    Finally, a pairing that makes me believe in true love.

    • Lady D says:

      LOL Eve. I too was beginning to think it didn’t exist.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        How Two Famewhores Fell in Love: A Fairytale

      • Eve says:

        @ OriginalKitten:

        GASP! Are you suggesting these two are hooking up so they can get media coverage and money?

        *sobs*

        But Santa is real, right? RIGHT???

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        *pats Eve on shoulder in comforting manner*

        Now now, Eve. This romance is as real as Kim’s face. So is Santa. In fact, I hear Santa has already been selected to be Kim’s next husband. Good promotion for the reality TV show plus Kim will get all the presents her superficial little heart desires. Hopefully, no sex tape. *fingers crossed*

      • Eve says:

        *slowly stops sobbing*

        You promise?

        *snuffs*

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Well I can’t PROMISE no sex tape…

    • Genevieve says:

      How true. GAG. Enough of these two famewhores, already!

  7. lw says:

    Bruce Jenner was just on The View recently and said that he has never met Kanye and he has never been to their home. Yet the rest act like he has been a “family friend” for years…. Kanye looks so much more into it than Kim. He’s desperately searching for the camera and posing it up. Yuck.

    • Mia says:

      Lets face it, Bruce’s only friend in that house is his toy helicopter…

    • Kevin says:

      Of course he looks more into it than she does. Her face is botoxed into frozen hell. Bitch can barely blink.

  8. Celebasshat says:

    Kanye should leave kris alone bcus she is already unrepairable damage goods, he should b more concern about his botoxfiller catface peed on gf kim cus karma is a bi@ch!

  9. Green_Eyes says:

    I can see Kayne concerned because of his mom, true there are similarities.

    Priceless the “Help’s” daughters’ sex tape made the wanna be more famous than the ” I’m just slumming w/ the Help, cuz I’m just a nice friendly Blohan loving, dog carrying, fake hair wearing, nauseating, fake talking Party popping Princess Hiltonheirss”. Think Paris regrets teaching everything she knew to Kim, the Student in that equation surpassed the teacher in the subject of Famewhoring. Back in Paris’s day who would have thought …..
    anyone could do that?

  10. nikzilla37 says:

    This is incredible.

  11. heatheradair says:

    The thing that’s been bugging me about all of these photo-ops is that they’re almost NEVER smiling; they never look HAPPY, they never look relaxed……….THAT’S the tip-off that this is staged. Normally, two folks who are “in love” after “being friends” or whatever look chill and content together. There’s NOTHING relaxed OR happy about the wax couple.

    He’ll see her plastic ass and raise her one mouthful of diamond teeth. Jesus, they really are perfect for each other…

    • Music says:

      There are MANY pictures of them smiling and looking happy together. So I don’t know where you got that from. It may be fake or it could be real, but looking at all the pics from LA, NYC and others they do seem to have a connection.

      Did you see the video of them at the Laker game? Or Kanye cheesing and holding Kim’s waist as they were crossing the street? Its posted at TMZ.

      The pictures of them looking blissfully happy may not be shown here, but at several other websites.

  12. Becca says:

    As much as I hate the two of them I LOVE them together!

  13. Kaboom says:

    And people say that karma doesn’t work? The question remains, however, as to how Kim’s going to get punished.

  14. Vanden says:

    Ugh. I find this constant public flaunting of their relationship so tacky. Bitch isn’t even divorced yet

    • Enn says:

      This is EXACTLY what I was thinking. She’s just disgusting. I really hope Kris H. drags her through the mud and exposes her for the fake trashy sleazebag that she is.

  15. hillbillygirl45 says:

    So Kanye is worried about PimpMama…..the only thing that worries me about this family of freaks is just how much longer are they gonna be shoved in my face every time I turn on my TV. Good Lord, they are just about everywhere, and the question is still….WHY!?

  16. Dawn says:

    So Miss little pee on my is free to run around while married and no one is going to say anything but give her and her “new man” some publicity. Am I the only one who thinks both of them should be taking some shit for this? Come on Kim can’t you be adult enough to stay alone until you are divorced from the poor sap you used for ratings for you dumb ass non-reality show? Or have some class and see this jerk of yours in private? Guess not, but that is why you will always be nothing more than a whore that got lucky, very lucky. And I am beginning to think that the word whore is too good of a word to waste on you because you just so beneath that as well.

  17. Rory says:

    Big. Orange. MOO. Please. Do. Not. Breed.

  18. MyMy says:

    I dont like Them but i think there are a perfect match here …

  19. me says:

    In a recent interview Kim said she was going to keep her relationships “private” from now on…so is THIS her idea of “private:”? The E cameras were with her the whole time she was in the U.K. and I’m sure Kanye will get a chance to promote his new film on kim’s show as well. I bet she’s thinking “damn I should have dated Kanye a long time ago…I’m getting the best publicity !!!” LOL.

    This family is so fake…they have now ruined Rob as well. He’s dating Rita Ora but has to pretend to be single because he is on a new dating show that will be airing soon. I thought Rob was going to be the “normal” one but looks like he wants to follow in the footsteps of his sisters and make money super easy…lol can’t blame him really !

  20. pp says:

    why is she always SOOOOO dressed up while he’s wearing jeans??? I don’t get it…looks like they are going to two different events always.

  21. judyjudy says:

    Could they look any less interested in each other?

    • pp says:

      this is how she looked when she was with Kris Humphries…she just looks bored and not interested. I’m sure she’s loving the publicity and events she gets to go to now that she would never have been able to go to before.

      As a side note, I don’t think he’s that close with her family just yet…I mean come on, Bruce has never met him, they have only been dating for like 2 months, and during the last 2 months we’ve only seen Kanye and Kim together a few times in LA.

  22. Bad Gal Addiction says:

    I don’t know what to think of this whole charade.
    Kanye’s facial expressions go from miserable, “I’m already over this chick” in the first pic to “B*tch just gave me head in the back of the limo”- happy in the fifth pic.

  23. jelly says:

    sometimes it just seems like he’s walking around with a manequin. She doesn’t look human at times.

    How much time does she spend practicing her facial expressions in the mirror?

    I doubt he told Kris to lay off the plastic surgery. Kim is not going to marry a guy who wants her to age gracefully.

  24. piet says:

    Kanye will use Kim and than demolish her haha nice. Digusting fame whore lying scumbag Kardashians.

  25. Dhavy says:

    They’re both famewhores, so what else is new?

    Anyway, I know this is off topic but why was Minka Kelley chosen to play Jackie Kennedy?

  26. Tifygodess24 says:

    Those boots …. They do not belong with that dress. Yuck.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      I completely agree about the boots but do I disgust you for thinking she looks hot in that dress?

      I hate her though. (just had to add that lest people get confused)

  27. Dee Cee says:

    Another phony relationship. Kim can’t love another person. She’s forever in love with herself, he’s gonna explode with rage and rancor when he finds out the K Klan is taking him for a money spree publicity ride..

  28. Susie Q says:

    What is it about ‘celeb’ relationships? They move too quickly and act as though no one has ever loved like they have. Kim said she was going to keep her private life private, if this private I would hate to see her oversharing. Blech!

  29. Deann Baldwin says:

    I still think Kim deserves Chris Brown. Also I think she is taking some mediation as well. She always seems dazed or out of focus looking. Cant stand Kanye but can sympathize having most my own mother to cancer. He needs to back out of this mess and just grieve and come to terms with that.

  30. Dahlia1947 says:

    I didn’t want to waste time reading the article. It’s just not worth it. She looks very orange in the night pics. The dress is ok, but she picked the wrong footwear! They look like hooves!

    I was liking the pink dress cause the cut is demure, and sophisticated, but she ruined that concept by going shirtless and what looks like to me: braless.

  31. Hannah says:

    Yea Paris was at Diddy’s Yacht party and Kim showed up. I saw some pics from the Yacht party at the superficial site and Kim looked liked such a loner! No one was talking to her or taking pics with her. Seemed like no one wanted her there. Kelly Brook was there and Nicky Hilton, and other celebs. Everyone else was talking amongst each other. Kim looked like a total loser

    • Music says:

      Are you serious? How in the hell is Paris Hilton, considered a “winner”? With a list like Kelly Brook and Tara Reid, I rather be by myself than hang with the “popular people”! LMAO.

  32. hmmm says:

    I think Kris Jenner has a new plan…she’s giving up on athletes and is now focused on her kids dating singers/rappers…kim and kanye, kylie and cody simpson, and rob and rita ora…just a coincidence?

  33. lolo says:

    Kimye needs to go away.

  34. skuddles says:

    nauseating couple

  35. jellyfish says:

    I really hope he gets kim to stop messing with her face. shes a pretty girl, no need to be screwing it up with fillers and botox.

    • PG says:

      Too late. She’s not returning to her original face. She’s disfigured for life like her Mother.

    • Music says:

      Exactly. SHe looks great now, she better leave it alone before its to late.

  36. dorothy says:

    So not interested in these losers.

  37. the original bellaluna says:

    I see she’s added the requisite “I’m a bad-ass pop-star/rapper’s girl” boob/belly chain to her already tacky ensembles.

    This bitch has no identity of her own. She is in love with being “in love” and adapts her personality (what there is of it) to whomever she’s with at the time.