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Jennifer Aniston stopped being a boozehound, but she’s probably just stoned

Back in January, I slowly convinced myself that Jennifer Aniston was knocked up. The tabloids helped me out, of course, but I also found it odd that Aniston seemed to “disappear” (sort of) for several months, and in the very few shadowy paparazzi photos of her, it was almost like you could see a shadowy bump. Anyway, it turned out that Aniston was not pregnant and she actually thinks we’re “very narrow-minded” for constantly concentrating on the state of her womb, especially when she metaphorically points to her womb repeatedly every time she promotes a movie.

So Aniston has pulled another disappearing act over the past few months – I don’t even remember the last time we had access to new photos of her. So, in lieu of actual, verifiable information about Aniston, the tabloids are just speculating once again that she’s pregnant. In Touch Weekly is calling it this week – and their evidence includes Aniston guzzling carbs and non-alcoholic beer. *clutches booze pearls*

Jennifer Aniston is a creature of habit. So it was a little shocking when she skipped her usual salad and wine combo at LA restaurant Il Covo, where the star, who lately has been the subject of pregnancy buzz, dined with friends on May 11.

“She drank sparkling water, a Diet Coke and a non-alcoholic beer,” a source tells In Touch. Then the normally carb-averse actress polished off “an entire basket of bread and a pizza.”

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

First point: that sounds more like she was stoned and hungry rather than pregnant. Like she smoked a blunt and decided to devour a basket full of breadsticks and a whole pizza. Second point: I thought even diet soda was verboten when you’re pregnant, correct? The baby/pregnancy sites basically say “Maybe you could have a diet soda, but try to avoid it.” Third: from what I’ve heard, Justin Theroux is very, very clean-living. No drugs, barely any alcohol (if any). It’s always weird to think that someone with his past drug issues (he used to be a hard drug user), who is now living a clean life, ends up with Aniston. She’s a boozehound and probably a stoner too. Maybe she’s trying to change. Or maybe she’s pregnant, God knows.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Written by Kaiser

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110 Responses to “Jennifer Aniston stopped being a boozehound, but she’s probably just stoned”

  1. Cherry says:

    ´She drank a non-alcoholic bear´?? Hhahahahaha

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  2. Mitch Buchanan Rocks says:

    Justin doesn’t look too happy about carrying that purse.

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  3. Marjalane says:

    I always wondered how someone who’s as obsessive about her looks as Aniston could be a boozehound or a stoner. I’m younger than she is, and booze just attaches itself to my gut and makes my eyes all droopy. I had to stop with weed years ago- the munchies were killing me!

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  4. Caitlinsmommy says:

    How old is she… 43, 44? Unlikely she would be pregnant without intervention, but then again, she can afford that if that’s what she wants

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  5. Rhea says:

    I believe the story more if it’s about her choosing which new hair color/highlight that fits her best. Or about her demanding Justin to put the ring on her. :)

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    • LAK says:

      she would also consult Brd on hair choices and ring from Justin. Angie would catch them on the phone and have a hissy fit, leaving Brad to run crying out of the room whilst Jen Collapsed crying on her end of the phone, pissing off Justin because she was once again talking to/about Brad. Justin would then have to go talk to Heidi which would drive Jen crying to Chelsea who would take the opportunity to call Angie that b**** publicly, again.

      phew. i think that covers it, no? ;)

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  6. mymy says:

    Your bias shows when you go out of your way to find unflattering photo’s of her every time you do a story on her. Sort of childish.I don’t care for her that much. But it is silly to do this. No?
    As to her having a baby at her age. I have many friends who have done it at this age. Me I think it is a little to old. I am not the sort that would want a teen at mid 50′s

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  7. rose says:

    I think when you’re that wealthy and a die hard citizen of LA…complete sobriety is not an option.

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  8. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Guys-good weed won’t give you the munchies. Nice, fresh, high-quality organic weed just gives you a feeling of elation. Really- smoke the good sh*t and you’ll run a 10K then clean your house AND your friend’s house because you’re just feeling THAT nice/happy. TRUST.

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  9. Agnes says:

    i think it depends on the doctor you go to re diet sodas, or sodas and other things in general. soda is not a good idea whether you’re preggo or not, regular due to the sugar, and diet due to the artificial sweeteners. not to mention the caffeine – many docs want you to cut out caffeine completely or cut it down to a bare minimum. the more “conservative” the doctor or the practice are when it comes to food and drink intake, the more they want you to practice the “better safe than sorry” way of life. :)

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    • Keen says:

      I second Agnes- it depends on the doctor and the person. I avoid artificial sweeteners anyway so I DEFINITELY avoid them when pregnant but I have friends who drink them all the time (or who choose a diet soda as their one caffeinated beverage a day). I think it depends on the doc and your personal view of those sweeteners.

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  10. Chatcat says:

    Good for her! I have never run across a truly obnixious stoner…sloppy boozehound drunks annoy the shit out of me (even when I get that way myself..jeez) I am sure she can afford the good shit and then gourmet pizza…no Elios to satisfy JA’s munchies.

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  11. Paloma says:

    She is not pregnant, according to me. :)
    I almost fell for the rumor last time and now am firmly of the opinion she does not want children.
    She once said you can live your life without the intrusion of the press and I think that is exactly what she is doing — enjoying life.

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  12. Zorbitor says:

    Let’s piss test all the celebs and sentence them to an eternity of 12 step meetings

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  13. sup says:

    stop holding your breath about her being preggers. if it does happen there will be a billion stories about it anyway. why does it matter? pregnancy news (especially when about celebs) are the most boring news in the world imho. ok, second most boring news, but only after “celebrity outings with their kids” kind of reports. bennifer or some other celeb couples out with their children. those are giant yawn fests.

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  14. cherie says:

    she’s not pregnant. she’s a stoner. i thought we’ve gleaned that from past interviews.

    some people like it, but i can’t mix booze and pot. they each ruin the other, just make you pass out faster.

    smart lady…mmmm bready italian food when ya got the munchies…

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  15. jamminator says:

    Dude! She’s old (for natural baby making, not in general) she’s not just suddenly going to become pregnant. If she so chose it would begin with months of IVF clinic shots and her gaining an ass ton of weight from the fertility treatments. let it go.

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  16. pwal says:

    Aniston womb watch is such a drag.

    Maybe she is lying low in service of Rock of Ages. Although the TV ads are running a bit too much, I suspect that the red carpet for the film is going to be big. Cruise, Zeta-Jones, Mary J. Blige… an ecletic mix of celebs from various genres. But I suspect that the writer, Aniston’s boo, will be made into the center of attention and Aniston may be right there, making this debut, of sorts, more legit.

    That’s the real story… will JustJen walk the carpet for this movie versus what happened with Wanderlust? Is Aniston willing to be the armcandy?

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  17. thiajoka says:

    The real truth is this–she can’t win this one with the gossip media, particularly on this site, and against Angie supporters. If she’s being interviewed, she’s a publicity whore. If she’s quiet, she’s stoned or secretly pregnant or mooning over someone, likely Brad, of course.

    And neither can Angelina win with some media outlets and Jen fans–she’s either secretly flaking out, doing drugs, breaking up a couple, etc.

    I seriously doubt that any of the three parties involved in this imaginary love triangle give each other a second thought more than once a month or so, if even that.

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  18. Rin says:

    How old is this pic? What the hell are they wearing leather, scarves, and hats for?

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  19. skuddles says:

    She’s probably just looking to cut calories as booze is pretty fattening… and maybe to appease JT seeing as he’s mostly an abstainer.

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  20. Jilliterate says:

    There was a blind item recently about a pregnant celeb that leaned heavily towards Aniston, but honestly, I’m kind of hoping it’s not her. I don’t love Jennifer Aniston, but as a childfree person, I kind of want a celeb I can relate to (And respect, since it means she’s standing by what SHE wants, and not just popping a kid out to increase media presence like so many have been lately).

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  21. Sara says:

    Poor Jen just can’t win! Nothing wrong with getting stoned guys. No different than having a glass of wine. One messes up your liver/brain and one messes up your lungs(unless you vaporize).

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  22. Mara says:

    I really want to see her baby cuz she is not getting any younger and is hard to get pregnant at this age .

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  23. Maya says:

    One thing I have to mention, which I feel rarely gets mentioned, is that maybe Jennifer Aniston has never been able to have kids. The comments always talk about how she won’t have them because she chooses not to, but I can’t help but wonder if this obsession with her womb is painful for her because it’s possible she’s never been able to get pregnant. I just think everyone seems so quick to assume that her being childfree has always been a choice.

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    • Ramona Q says:

      I would think if she couldn’t have a kid and really wanted one, she would adopt. So, I don’t think that’s it.

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    • samira677 says:

      Considering how open she is about her life Jennifer would probably say she can’t have kids. Besides if these stories were so painful for her, she wouldn’t constantly say she wants kids.
      Frankly I don’t understand how these pregnancy stories have legs. Jennifer’s life screams “I don’t want kids”. If she wanted kids so badly, she probably would have one or adopted by now. Waiting for Mr. Right is fine for a 20 year old not a 40 year old.

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    • Sal says:

      You must not read Celebitchy much because every article on Aniston someone ALWAYS says that line. And the answer is always the same. Considering her bff Courteney Cox was very public about her misscarriages and problems conceiving, so much so that Courteney became a PUBLIC SPOKESMAN regarding fertility, Aniston would have said something if she had problems conceiving, if only to help her bff reduce the TABOO of the topic, if not to shut up the tabloid speculation. There is NO WAY Aniston would have been silent about that if there was an issue.

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      • Minxx says:

        I agree. If Aniston had trouble conceiving, she would have used it for another round of “pity parties”. After all, this angle would have been perfect to make Brad look like an insensitive jerk. I believe that she never wanted kids and is not working on one. She’s too self-centered and insecure to give up her lifestyle and possibly her perfect figure. I agree with the person who said that when she’s 50 and a stream of new boyfriends will no longer be easily available, she’ll adopt.

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  24. John Wayne Lives says:

    Yaaaawn! This woman is lame

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  25. Snowflake says:

    Why do people care if she’s pregnant or not or wants kids or not? It’s a personal choice and none of our business.

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    • Minxx says:

      Probably because she always maintained that she “does want kids and she WILL have kids”, making Brad look like he’s left a woman who TRIED so hard to have kids, only to have them with another woman. If she were open about NOT wanting kids, I would have much more respect for her. Having kids is not for everyone and that’s fine with me. But this would have clashed with that “girl next door” image so carefully cultivated by her publicist. So she kept repeating lies in every interview. This is exactly why the status of her womb is always discussed in the media.

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  26. proth says:

    Well K – there were pictures of her out a couple of days ago. but crappy and you can barely see her, and she doesn’t look pregnant.There’s also a lot of casting news going on for her.

    and of course there’s pix of Justin today leaving a medical center on JJ today.

    Surprising how you missed all of that, and went with this tabloid story…

    Funny, the Theroux post on JJ and some other outlets even are talking about how Alysa Milano tweeted that Theroux and her did NOT date back in 1997. He was dating her best friend instead. Hmmm…1997 which is 15 years ago, which is 14 years ago in 2011. Could her bestie be HEIDI BIVENS?

    ya no. it was some other woman. Makes you re-think where everyone was getting this 14 year Bivens relationship story from….

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  27. The Original Mia says:

    Saw a picture of her & Justin over the weekend. Flat stomach. She’s not pregnant. Hungry? Probably.

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  28. Pat Dorty says:

    I must be an alien, because I just don’t get what everybody see’s in her. It ridicules to me that she was voted most beautiful woman in the world? Who was doing the voting her mom and dad? Has anyone seen pictures of her before she had all of the plastic surgeries? I bet that’s how she maintains her body as well, lipo, fake boobs, fake nose, fake chin and on and on…I like woman that are natural beauties with what some consider flaws, but I consider real people. I think Kirsten Dunst is hot for example. I know everyone saying eww, snaggle tooth! Bull S**t! The people who are saying this are far from perfect themselves. Like Perez Hilton? He was calling her snaggle tooth and saggy tits? First of all who is he to critique a woman’s body? He was going off of pics of her without a bra, the straight guys who were looking at the same pics were seeing something completely different. I wonder if he saw the beautiful pic of her lying naked in the film Melancholia? Her teeth may not be perfect, but neither am I and she’s close enough to perfection for me.

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    • proth says:

      What exactly are you saying?

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    • Snowpea says:

      Hey Pat Dorty! You are freakin’ hilarious! I reckon you smoked a massive spliff YOURSELF then decided to post.

      Snaggle teeth? Kirsten Dunst? Saggy tits? What the freak are you on, dude?!

      And that last coupla lines:

      ‘I wonder if he saw the beautiful pic of her lying naked in the film Melancholia? Her teeth may not be perfect, but neither am I and she’s close enough to perfection for me’

      are so bloody hilarious that I am sitting here IN STITCHES and I hereby award you FUNNIEST POST EVER ON THIS SITE!

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    • samira677 says:

      Except for her fans, the world laughed when a magazine called her the most beautiful woman OF ALL TIME. Of the year is one thing but of all time? I don’t remember the magazine but they really hurt themselves doing it. Jennifer is attractive but I don’t see beautiful or hot at all.

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      • Julie says:

        She was really voted the most beautiful woman of all times? I think she has a nice bady and nice hair but that’s about it. Her face isn’t repulsive I guess.

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      • Janet says:

        The magazine was called “Men’s Health”. It said she is the “hottest woman of all time”, not the most beautiful. It was really quite funny. I took an informal poll of some of my guy friends and they all said she’s not even in the top 100.

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      • Sal says:

        And Mens Health is owned by the Huvane brothers. The same Huvane who is Aniston’s Publicist and person responsible for planting many stories including ones attacking her ex-husband and the mother of his children. Suffice it to say I wouldn’t put any stock in what a magazine owned by her publicist chooses as a winner of a poll.

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  29. mame says:

    Hollywood NewsGossip ‏@HoIIywoodGossip

    #Spotted Jen Aniston & Justin Theroux enjoying Tex-Mex at Marix in West Hollywood Saturday. The drinks she had imply she’s NOT pregnant.

    https://twitter.com/#!/HoIIywoodGossip

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  30. Annie says:

    Well I’m living proof that’s not necessarily true!
    My husband and I got engaged in sept on my 45th b-day (1st marriage for both of us) I decided to off my birth control for giggles. I was pregnant by Thanksgiving…perfectly healthy happy baby girl she’s now 4 1/2
    ( genetic counseling was horrifying) I was the talk of the hospital but rest assured ladies…dreams can come true!!

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    • lisa says:

      I would think everyone knows it is possible to get pregnant in your 40s. Millions of women do. BUT the reality is for the vast majority of women getting pregnant for the first time at 40+ is not easy nor commonplace.

      We see so many women younger that struggle for years with infertility. I have said it before many people act as if all Jennifer Aniston has to do is will herself into getting pregnant whenever she wants. Not to mention nobody knows if Justin wants children or not. I think them being in a relationship that conversation must have happened. If she wants kids, naturally or by other means, he would have to be on that page.

      And her fans that ramble on and on about miscarriages she has never said or implied happened, never think that a woman who was suppose to have had such difficulty carrying a child (I say this based on their belief in this) that how would they account for her getting pregnant so easily at 43.

      Maybe she wants kids or not. But at this point can people stop the baby on board talk until there is something to talk about. This has been going on with her for over 10 years. Enough is enough

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  31. Mew says:

    Would be fun to think that she’s been doing certain routine for a long time and then they came up with a plan to mess up with the mags and gossip sites just by making her do something completely different… and then they get giggles out of it as everyone jumps on their toes!

    But I don’t really think she would have imagination or humour for something like that.

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  32. Sal says:

    Shes a well-known alcho and pot-head.

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  33. lisa says:

    I don’t get the upset about the pictures. These are candid shots. I see all the time the site posts pics of my favorites celebs that I don’t particularly like. As fan I see the best shots of favorites. But this site like all sites pick the pictures to match the story. It happens all the time. Not just to Jennifer.

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  34. Lucy says:

    I am exactly her age, have watched the media frenzy over Brad-Jen-Angelina over the years, and am amazed that people still care about this stuff. I’ve also NEVER heard she was a boozer or a stoner, and I’ve been tuned in for a while. I think it would be nice if we all mind our own business when it comes to her womb (or anyone’s, for that matter). I wouldn’t be surprised if she did have a miscarriage or two. Or she doesn’t want kids; or she does? I wish her well and I wonder if we’ll all still be talking about them in ten years?

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  35. barbi says:

    She is wearing a coat and carrying a big sweater in front of her belly? Telling? I know everyone is always saying she is pregnant and I never pay attention because, well, who cares? This time though, I think there may be some truth to it. There was also a blind item that many were guessing was her being pregnant recently…..I’m thinking there may be an announcement soon, not sure, but I am totally buying it this time. :-)

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    • Emma - the JP lover says:

      @barbi …

      Those photos of Jen and Justin are from last year when they were still living in New York City. Yes, Jen was still teasing the media (and her fans) by covering her stomach with purses, sweaters, and such. But no, she wasn’t pregnant.

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    • lisa says:

      I thought she had a movie starting in September. Doubt she is. I for one am tired of the speculation too. I think if she is pregnant It won’t be as big a deal. Mainly because it was not with the man the media wanted he to be pregnant from. Besides baby news sells big depending on who the mother is but also the father. If both are huge stars then it is big news. If it is the mother only that is the big name well not as huge. But at this point most people are sick of it. Her fans say how great her life is because she is rich and single. But the minute they see a picture of her holding her stomach or wearing a bid top or covering her stomach with a purse they start celebrating. Not even going to post some of the sick shit they say about who the father is or how she go pregnant.

      I just think at 43 if she wanted kids she would have them by now.

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  36. Niamh says:

    Maybe…..just maybe…..this is a story about absolutely nothing. We’re meant to take the word of some anonymous waiter that she didn’t drink alcohol and this is a story??? Bloody hell.

    For the record Aniston has often said in interviews that she wants babies sometime. Maybe she’s been waiting for the right relationship. Maybe she’s been trying but can’t. Maybe it’s nobodies business when she has them.

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  37. Tabatha says:

    What have you snorted up lately. What. Went down YOUR THROAT (NOT BODY LIQUID)..HEY HAVE YOU TRIED THE BEST YET….AJAX .. THERE. YOU. GO..CLEAN U RIGHT UP..GROW. SOME. …U NIT WIT.

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  38. Tabatha says:

    Leave jennifer. alone… What have you snorted up lately. What. Went down YOUR THROAT (NOT BODY LIQUID)..HEY HAVE YOU TRIED THE BEST YET….AJAX .. THERE. YOU. GO..CLEAN U RIGHT UP..GROW. SOME. …U NIT WIT.

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