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I know I’ve called Bump Watch of Kirsten Dunst several times in the past, but seriously, doesn’t Kiki look pregnant here? These are more photos from the Cannes Film Festival amfAR gala last night – Kiki is the reigning Queen of Cannes (she won Best Actress last year), so she gets to be the header of this post. Kiki’s gown is Louis Vuitton – I think it’s fug. I don’t mind her in blue (although this shade is too “precious”), but this dress is – at best – unflattering. Plus, we need to talk about whether Kiki is gestating a little Garrett Hedlund. In the profile shot, I’m not really seeing a “bump”. But look at her boobs! Kiki’s always had a nice bust, but I swear they’re bigger and I swear she’s got a case of Pregnant-Face.
Janet Jackson in Emilio Pucci. Oh, Ms. Jackson. I love you, girl, but we need to talk. I’m proud of you for losing weight, really and truly. But you need to stop messing with your face and you need to find a better makeup artist. And please don’t wear dresses that make your boobs look so wonky.
In another world, in another lifetime, I would love the chance to look like Doutzen Kroes for a day. She’s just so beautiful!! Doutzen wore this white Versace – I think she looks like an old-school, proper supermodel. She’s got that crazy, sexy, athletic-slim body and the Versace looks poured onto her. That’s Sunnery James, her husband and father of her son Phyllon.
Everyone is saying that Kim Kardashian “pulled an Angelina” in this mustard yellow dress (I can’t find the designer ID). I kind of like how everyone calls it “the Angelina” now whenever a girl throws her leg out on the red carpet. It’s been happening a lot lately too – lots of girls have been “pulling the Angelina.” As for Kim’s dress – meh. This shade of yellow is so difficult to pull off, and while it’s not great on Kim, it’s not as bad as it could be. The design is meh. Her face looks decent, though.
Diane Kruger in Chanel. The one time she wears Chanel and I think “Hm, is that Oscar de la Renta?” I’m not crazy about this, honestly. Diane kind of pulls it off with that whimsical little skirt, but her skinny legs worry me. Joshua looks cute.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Cannes, Diane Kruger, Fashion, Kim Kardashian, Kirsten Dunst
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For some reason Diane K’s outfit reminds me of Heidi. I have no idea why.
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I was thinking First Holy Communion dress myself….
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Totally Heidi! I loved that book as a kid!
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I love Kiki! Can’t tell if she has a bump, she is always glowing.
As a Dutch girl, I am sooo proud of Doutzen. She is stunning and gives back
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I don’t know if Kiki is pregnant, but she is definitely reverting to her old frumpy self. Last year was the exception, she looked much better and put together.
Dutzen is crazy hot in this dress. The back has too many buckles though. Could have been best without any at all, just bare simplicity.
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I love kiki…and she’s classy…her gown is not really ugly but i’d say mediocre..atleast she was able to pull it through
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I too am a big Kiki fan–glad her dirty party-hard hipster days have calmed down.
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YEEY Doutzen and Sunnery! They´re so gorgeous, both of them.
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Do these two have babies yet? I can’t even imagine how beautiful their kids are going to be.
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They have a son, Phyllon, it says so in the article! And yes, he´s beyond adorable.
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They are both amazingly gorg! Love them!
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I think Kristen Dunst always looks pregnant. She’s not a Hollywood stick figure. She’s always been a chubby girl.
Janet needs to leave her face alone. She will wind up looking like her brother if she doesn’t stop.
Diane looks younger than usual. I always thought she looked older for her age.
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If Kirsten Dunst is considered “chubby,” then we’re all in trouble! Lol
As far as the preggo thing, could be. But Kirsten seems like the type of chick who would be hyper-aware of birth control and being really careful. I don’t know why I think this – maybe it’s because she’s revived her career a bit and she doesn’t want to lose out on career momentum to have a child right now.
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Waist-wise I think KD looks skinnier than she has been.
And Diane is looking very tiny.
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She is far from chubby! She was quite thin her 20s
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Yes, she was very thin in her 20′s (and still thin now IMO), however, she has always had a face that looks a bit puffy – but not in a bad way. I think KD is beautiful. Definitely does NOT look pregnant at all!
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I meant chubby by Hollywood standards. Yes, she was thin for awhile in her 20s.
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I never thought of Kirsten as “chubby” before but I do now. She’s gained a bit of weight. She used to be too thin and now she is maybe 5-10lbs over. I don’t think she’s pregnant just “chubby”. It may be for a role for all we know.
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Doesn’t mustard usually go well with fat ham?
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Bwwaahahahhahahah : Game, Set, Match!!
I dont thing Dunst is Preggo: she is just Boobsy ( The GFY girls havent called he Dr. Sunken Tits for nothing!), has bad posture and has that bullshit ” indie” read : Fug, sense of style that just flatters No one
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I just felt too mean writing it, but had to!
It was right there on a platter to be picked… another cheesy pun intended. ngaaaa.
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Lmao, that was rude! I LOVE IT!!!!
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ROTFLMAO!
Yes, that could be construed as rude but she’s a ham and that dress makes her look fat so it’s accurate!
I was going to say “I love the red lip on her, very few can pull it off BUT (big *B*U*T*T*) everything makes her look so squat lately.”
Has she gained weight or is it padding? I saw some picture of her in a really fugly dress that a few others wore including Katy and while the dress was fugs it was loose and made her look soooo much thinner.
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I’ve noticed that about Kruger too. She’s always been tall and slim, but she’s been looking considerably skinnier lately.
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Those stick-arms are worrisome, too. Look at how they don´t even fill her sleeves.
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I’m not sure her arms were supposed to fill the sleeves but yeah…I noticed that too.
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I’ve always thought of her as slim but she really looks scary skinny in the recent pics I’ve seen of her. Might be due to being really busy/stressed? Hope it’s nothing serious because she does not look like her former self.
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Yowza-the second photo of Diane Kruger’s crazy skirt made me jump back a little bit. Her shoes look like they’re 3 sizes too big also. And yes, I think Kiki Dunst is pregnant.
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I never thought I would say this, but Kim K. actually looks decent. Or maybe that’s the product of low expectations . . .
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I swore a solid oath to myself that I would post on nothing Kartrashian EVER. I am breaking my vow to myself to say that she is one of only a handful of women in the world who could pull off French’s yellow mustard.
Now I am going to slap myself around a bit and regroup.
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May I respectfully disagree and say her cheap mustard is no Grey Poupon?
Yes, I am pulling all the condiments and cheesy fixings on kim K. today.
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Totally. Mustard yellow may be the most sinister, evil color of all time. I think only someone with her coloring (dark hair, eyes, skin) can pull it off. But I could also see Freida Pinto rocking this dress as well.
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@Maguita…a velveeta sandwhich with grey poupon perhaps! lol
@Kitten…agreed, all the coloring has to be consistant for best hot dog condiment to look appetizing!
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Chatcat, I don’t like to comment on Kim either but..She really does pull that color off well. She actually looks pretty her. Ugh, now I have ruined my own day. But, truth is truth. And, she looks nice here.
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It’s okay to say it…Kim looks good here! The color is gorgeous and different on her, and her body is so nice to look at. She never has a case of skeletor legs like Diane Kruger. Her leg sticking out is actually sexy because she has a body and not Angelina-esque talons. Even her face looks better.
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@Chatcat, LOL, that is one old Velveeta cheese sandwich for it to be that kind of tone!
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If she didn’t try to show off her waist so much in detriment to her hips she would look great. Alas she is looking her usual squat self but in a flattering color.
She pulled off the trifecta: neon red lips, mustard yellow and tranny lashes.
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@Zen,
I would not mind Kim K’s weight, and voluptuous figure, if she hadn’t been going around Europe promoting her DIET PILLS. Yes, Kim has been promoting her DIET PILLS.
In this instance, I find it quite à propos to ridicule her weight, and the idiots who constantly buy her bullcrap, and turn a blind eye to her lying tacky delusional ways.
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Jumping on the bandwagon–ashamed to say Kim looks…inhale, exhale…good.
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It’s Elie Saab SS2012 in case you still wanted the ID
I really love it on her from the front but the side it was a lot less flattering.
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Kroes looks like a cross between another Dutch model, Karen Mulder (who I loved back in the day), and Caroly Murphy.
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Pacey looks highly annoyed.
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He should be. Have you heard that Diane sold his “services” at that party? I´m not kidding. He´s less worth to her than her designer bags.
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Kroes and her husband are both beautiful, love her dress. Kirsten’s dress is ugly, colors not bad though. Janet needs to quit jacking with her face and the lighter makeup around her nose. And I just can’t stand Kim, so I have nothing nice to say about her.
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Um hello…? Was K-Stew not all touchy feely with Kirsten’s belly in their first photo call? All clues point to preggo!
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Yes! I saw those pics too!
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Kim Kardashin is REALLY putting on weight.
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It is the dress. Very unflattering for a woman of her proportions. Short and busty women have to be really careful with their choice of clothing, because lots of things make them look dumpy.
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Can i ask something in all sincerity: Why is Diane Kruger a thing: she is pretty but i can recall Two movies that i’ve seen her on , not particularly as the strong point of it, yet her resume vs her turning up at all these events, film festivals etc etc seem highly disproportionate, is it the fashion thing? I mean even that about her is not like Exquisite or nothing? Am i missing something?
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I’ve only ever seen her in Unknown w/Liam Neeson and I thought she was pretty awesome in it. If you check her IMDB she doesn’t seem to have much of a film resume so I’m not sure why she’s a thing. Maybe she just has great PR? It’s a good question though..
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QQ – she was also in Inglorious Basterdz. Most of her scenes were with Fassbender and Pitt in that movie.
However, she is quite fluent in 3 (or 4, have to verify) languages, and has had a very respectable acting career in European movies mosly.
She has been a long time presenter and judge with the Cannes Festival. Almost a decade now presenting awards and MCeeing the awards show, or part of the judging panel.
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My very Point The Original…!!, Maguita ok ive seen her on Troy and Inglorious and i suppose her bread and butter might well be the Euro market? Im just trying to see how someone with a skimpy imdb has the idk i guess qualifications to judge? And turn up at these events? Kinda how why is Eva Longoria permanently coming to things?
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QQ – I am trying to find an American equivalent to explain Diane’s European star status.
She’s not Meryl Streep but she is above a Scarlett Johansson. And she is in no way comparable to any of the reality-tv trash. She is all class.
Diane is one of those actresses that even though they hadn’t worked in a lot, they are considered to have done enough of note and caliber.
And the Cannes Fest. organizers obviously adore her, because they keep on inviting her year after year. For the glam factor, which one must admit, she DOES bring to the table, and also, she has an excellent rep for being genuinely nice and diplomatic; Which at times (Sharon Stone was once a judge) is quite desperately needed with the outrageous egos on the panel.
Eva to my knowledge has never had anything to do with judging for the Festival. She is there this year promoting herself, trying to land a new job.
I’m sorry if it’s detailed, I’m just trying to explain Diane’s popularity in Cannes most specifically.
Hope this helps!
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“Maybe she just has great PR?”
YES!
“genuinely nice and diplomatic”
Big NO!
She has nice clothes, though. And she is very ambitious. Very. Ambitious.
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I find her styling horrendous occasionally, to be honest.
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She was also in Troy
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ITA…I remember when I saw Troy and I thought why would they cast this very ordinary looking girl as the beautiful Helen of Troy…she is totally average in looks and talent IMO…
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Janet straight up looks like Mufasa : This isnt good
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KD’s drop waist needs a wee bit more tailoring. i guess if she’s really with a bump, she’d be a bit worried it’ll show. but really, it won’t. honest. just a weee bit more tailoring to bring it in. she has a lovely figure. lovely. don’t know why she insists on frumpy. it’s not hobo chic either. just frumpy.
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Hey admin…kirsten dunst’s gown is nice…and she’s filling out nicely in the right places..
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Kim K looks stunning here. the rest can’t even come close and I am no longer a fan of hers. I used to be before all the fakeness kept piling on.
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Are you blind? That SV model destroys her in every way! The color of the dress may look pretty against her dark skin, but she doesnt have the height of the body to pull that dress off! AND her face is STILL cat like and frozen! Her eyes are always so dead
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that pouf. wth karl.
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Maybe when Kiki travels, she bloats, like so many of us mere mortals do.
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Whenever supermodels are present, even the prettiest people look like total poo in comparison. It’s crazy.
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Ok I love Kiki’s dress! That is totally something I’d gravitate to-love the colors and the tiers. I think she looks good here.
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Kirsten looks good although that dress is fug, I can’t say she’s pregnant maybe she just put on a couple of pounds, it suits her IMO.
Janet Jackson… Nob Comment
I like Kim’s dress but I think it would have been better in a dark purple, plus HOW MUCH make-up does she wear?! She looks like her face has been airbrushed.
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Wont ya look at that cat-face. It’s improving?! Kanye’s doing the impossible and it’s working! She has put on alot of weight though lol!
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Love Diane, just wish her hair wasn’t so bottle yellow blond.
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Janet Jackson looks positively feline. All that’s missing are the whiskers! Meow. And yikes. Diane Kruger’s legs are starting to remind me of the Boz without the pigeon toed, drunken giraffe pose.
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Janet Jackson’s dress is so ill fitting. I’ve noticed that with a lot of the dresses at Cannes this year. But Janet’s has to be one of the worst. She needs to put her boobs away. Not a good look. And, someone said she was looking like a cat. Well they are right..she looks very feline.
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KD’s dress has that bandage thing going on. That’s why she looks bumpy/lumpy. Dress is meh. Love her clutch though.
Oh Janet…stop messing with your face and get your boobs touched up.
Does Kim K even know what amfAR does or stands for? *eye roll*
Diane looks beautiful except for the shoes. It looks like her toes are about to pop out.
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Kiki looks fine. I like her dress. I like Janet’s too. Don’t see the problem with the boobs. Diane Kruger though I do not like what she has going on with that dress.
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Janet Jackson’s nose looks like it’s detachable. That is all.
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I know, right? That close-up pic is particularly scary.
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I recoiled in all-consuming horror at Janet’s photo. That is all.
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Is this nose a living tribute to Michael?
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Again, why is Kim and Janet there? They do not have anything to do with movies. Porn movies don’t count in the case of Kim.
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I am loathe to admit this, but I think Kim K looks amazing here.
Now I hate myself.
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Janet Jackson doesn’t just need a bra, she needs one of those 18 hour Playtex things. Her boobs are down to her navel.
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The camera must REALLY add weight because I stood beside Kirsten Dunst in a bathroom and she’s very thin.
Granted, that was a year ago.
How is it Diane Kruger’s shoes manage to be too big and look too small at the same time?
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Kirsten looks pretty.
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Kirsten’s dress… nope and ick.
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Kim Kardashian, you are ROCKING the orange lippy. I love it!
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I kinda of love Kirsten’s dress. It’s different and I think she looks great.
I don’t even know what to say about Janet and whatever the hell’s going on with her makeup. Yikes!
Doutzen and her man look fab together and I gotta say that Kim K looks pretty good too.
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Kat-Face doesn’t have the legs to do that move. Awful.
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Many women have womanly tummies… that is hardly a bump. I do agree that many many Americans are SUPER over weight.. but “bump”? This is hardly something to write about.
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Doutzen and Sunnery James look Hot ! Kirsten looks good. I think she worked the dress. Wow that makeup is bad on Janet Jackson. Wrong foundation color and not even applied right. She did it herself.
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Oh my God, I hate Bump Watch with a passion. Where in hell does she look pregnant? Of course she could be but she could also simply be eating solids, unlike many other actresses and models.
In the third picture, her belly looks completely flat and non-preggo to me and yes, she has always been booby. Maybe she gained a tiny bit of weight and it went to her chest.
Every time a celebrity is suspected to be pregnant and it turns out to be untrue, I feel so bad for them. Imagine someone coming up to you and asking “Are you pregnant???” and you’re not. I would cry and go on a crash diet immediately.
Diane Kruger? She looks a lot skinnier than she did even a few weeks ago. Hope she’s okay.
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Um Janet… your boobs…. not good
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KD’s face, arms and boobs look fuller…and if she is not pregnant, I wish she would get rid of those roots…not a good look…Janet Jackson used to be so gorgeous, God, I hope she stops with the plastic surgery.
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im sorry, but joshua looks pasty as hell and like he hasnt had a good nights sleep in years.
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First impression: Kristen Dunst has the beginnings of pregnant face.
Janet needs a make-up sponge to blend better.
Doutzen Kroes is gorgeous.
That mustard dress makes Kim look fat.
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Kaiser, slow down.Kiki was in Las Vegas last weekend celebrating her friends b-day in a club. And People mag had an article this week that she was at the Chateau Marmont having dinner and drinks with Samantha Ronson. I don’t think she be drinking if she was pregnant.
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Whoever did Janet Jacksons make-up has clearly not yet processed the fact that there are skin colours in the world other than snow white. What is this???
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Terrible gown, hideous hair, Not a pretty girl and cant dress or act for the life of her.
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