One Paris to rule them all


After crashing the Interwebs by posing with her legs open on four separate occasions, Britney topped it off by hanging out with vagina-naming Paris Hilton-castoff Brandon Davis, an heir to a once-significant oil fortune that turned out to be a whole lot of debt. Brandon crashed on Paris’ couch for a while this summer and seems like he was her f%@$ buddy. He stays in the spotlight with a combination of bombastic arrogance and luck.

On Wednesday night Brandon hung out with Britney after meeting up at The Roosevelt Hotel and they went out to a party together. Brandon might be still staying at Paris’ house as he was spotted leaving her place the next day wearing the same clothes.

It’s unlikely Paris is still diddling him, though. She was seen out in a late-night meetup with Stavros wearing a huge locket around her neck with the picture of the two of them together. Aw, cute.

As for Paris and Britney’s newfound friendship, it seems to have been replaced with Paris’ busy business schedule. She attended another even yesterday for Arbys or something, and has been seen out with Nicole this week. She probably wants Britney to know that she has to get her shit together if she wants to make it into her inner circle permanently.

Britney’s deliberate crotch slips have made it into the mainstream pop culture news. Friends and family are said to want to help her get her shit together, but she’s unlikely to accept their assistance. She once said that listening to advice was her greatest mistake. It seems she prefers to air out her nasty mistakes in public frequently, begging us all to display them for her. Paris could only take it for so long.

The header image is old from like last week, but I can’t find any newer pics that I’m actually allowed to post. Thank Perez.

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  1. Poor Boopie says:

    What the hell is with the lime green cape she’s wearing? Looks like she’s been shopping at the Salvation Army lately.

  2. FURCH says:

    oh hell there is Paris Hilton, a fucking Icon huh? And trashy flashy Britney, aww hell someone gimme an axe! Cut them loose, freaky hoes