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Ooh, so what is it? It’s a guinea pig! While catching up on my local hometown’s news, I managed to find this piece in the Business section of their website, not the News Bizarre section.
In the article, the guy says that guinea pigs are twenty bucks each! What the hell, just “rescue” one, and the best thing is, they usually come in pairs so you can charge your diners extra.
I personally don’t think that eating a guinea pig would be that bad, but then again, I’m Chinese so what would I know? (Only that chicken feet are good!).
Here are some interesting facts about guinea pigs I bet you didn’t know:
1) Peru::guinea pigs as Korea::dogs
2) Japan has a horror series called “Guinea Pigs” that has nothing to do with guinea pigs.
3) “In due time, you will learn how to outwit your guinea pig.” (Dude, if your guinea pig is smarter than you, I suggest you get a pet rock which will still probably add 1+0 faster than you)
Okay back to Britney Spears’ snatch. Sorry for the distraction… y’all.
Written by Viv
4 Responses to “Tastes Like Chicken and it Ain’t Gator!”
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I’m Puerto Rican and Dominican. We cook caribean foods. I would not be caught dead eating that. In South America and Mexico they it alot of things that are just nasty. But then again I only eat skinless bonless fatless chicken breast, salmon and white fish steaks only! I guess I’m too picky…???? Sometimes I can’t even eat that cuz I start to think about how they were killed and I get grossed out.
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I taste like chicken too. Know why? Because I am black.
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I would eat a horses ass, if that was what was for dinner.
just me:
Christopher Longaway:
I would eat a guinea pig. I have had frogs and snails (no puppy dogs’ tails) and neither were bad. I’ve also eaten rabbit so what’s the difference? My family is vegetarian but they’re not disapproving of other people eating meat. I’m pretty sure I would eat it. Other pets, though, I don’t know.
Oh and $20 does seem expensive for the amount of meat you get.
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