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It looks like planned vag jokes at the upcoming Billboard awards hit too close to home for ‘ol wonky eye. She pulled out of hosting the event at the last minute due to supposed loyalty to her new friend and crotch-baring comrad, Britney.
Paris Hilton won’t joke about her peeps.
The hotel heiress canceled an appearance at next week’s Billboard Music Awards because she didn’t like the jokes written for her, according to a spokesman.
“It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers,” her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. “Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarassing about people she knows.”
Mintz said Hilton received a script Friday that contained material she found “objectionable.” Representatives for Hilton and the awards show could not come to an agreement about the script’s content so she decided to scrap the appearance, he said.
If only Paris could have read a few scripted jokes about Britney’s hairless beaver, she could have effectively distanced herself from the four totally deliberate incidents. Instead everyone now knows that Paris coached Britney on how to slip a lip. Unlike Paris and her drunken exposures, Britney no-pants looks like a redundant amateur. Paris is a lousy teacher and she should be ashamed.
Now we’ll have to hear those jokes coming from that Frankenstein guy from “Everyone Loves Raymond.” Surely his delivery will be better than Paris ever could have managed.
Here’s Paris at VH1’s “Big in 2006″ awards, which airs tonight. She won for “Big Outlaw,” proving that DUI does pay.
Thanks to Viv and White Trash Mom for this story.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Awards, Britney Spears, Friends, Paris Hilton, Perez Hilton, Photos
8 Responses to “Vag jokes offend Paris”
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I beg the media to stop giving her television time. this woman is famous for..NOTHING. Can’t act, can’t sing, can’t even act on a “reality show”.
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I have to agree with Gigohead; Paris Hilton is an useless hack you proven us that she don’t know about nothing including the need of underwear.
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What a noble skank that Paris is.
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I have a hard time believing that anything would offend Paris Hilton. I think she is a master at putting herself in the limelight and she’s done it again by hanging out with Britney Spears. Paris is trailer trash with a full bank account.
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PLEASE, SHE’S A WALKING, INFECTED VAG.
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Paris Hilton, who is she? Nobody, a spoiled unattractive whore, a wealthy whore with messed up eyes and nothing to offer anyone, gimme a break. Why do people find her worth the gossip? Can’t ACT, can’t SING, looks like a SLUT *nasty* and in 5 years from now what would she be?
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urgh she loooks rough & haggard in your main pic. I dont get what the fuss is either - getouttahere skank!
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