Britney turned 25 on Saturday and had a little paparazzi pow-wow at Mr. Chows. She danced in the window in a too-short dress to let everyone know that she’s wearing those overpriced knickers she bought. Earlier in the day she went to the zoo with little Sean Preston. (Jayden James has yet to be seen, and if she was a cult member you know I would have been all over that and calling it a conspiracy.) After her well-documented dinner she was said to have headed to Hyde nightclub. The paparazzi websites don’t have pictures of that yet, but Paris definitely wasn’t at the zoo or at Mr. Chows. Where was she?

Paris was said to have bought a bunch of shit at Kitson and Kitson kids on Britney’s birthday, but when did she give it to her? Paris wasn’t seen with Britney on her birthday as far as I can tell. Is she disappointed in her prodigy?

What happened between Britney and Paris? Britney looks kind of sad in some of these candids, and seems like she’s stepping out with the help again.

Here’s an only tangentially related and incredibly good old school video from Public Image Limited called Disappointed. This is what I listened to in college, and I saw Johnny Lydon perform it live in a small club in Buffalo, NY:

And here are a bunch of pictures taken on Britney’s birthday. Thanks to Celebrity Puke, Splash News and Flynet for these pics. X17 will not let you use shit.

Update: Paris was out at the same club as Britney on her birthday night, but all might not be well in their friendship. Paris went to the club separately with her own friends and did not start hanging out with Britney until Paris made it a point to go over to her and say hello. They did seem chummy afterwards, but did not leave together. Justin Timberlake was also at the club that night, and hung out with his own entourage.

Another update: Now TMZ is saying that they held hands all night and that Paris dumped Kim Kardashian for Britney. Who can keep up with these two?