These are new photos of Beyonce and Jay-Z yesterday, still in Paris, just like they were earlier this week for that blanket-covered photo op with Blue Ivy. No Blue Ivy in these photos! Too bad. I was getting used to seeing her cute little baby feet. As for the fashion – I don’t think much of Beyonce’s outfit, but it’s not as full-on WRONG as some of the stuff she’s been wearing lately. She actually took a moment to coordinate – red jacket with black lapels, black leather pants, white tank… but the combo looks kind of Michael Jackson-ish right? Anyway, I have a funny Beyonce-Jay-Goop story for you. I’m not saying I believe any of this, but I would love if it was true:
Beyonce and Jay-Z are planning to holiday in a mobile home with Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow. The superstar couples have decided to take a low-key vacation with their kids after Jay-Z and Chris finish up their grueling respective world tours and have chosen Florida as the perfect road trip destination.
Beyonce and Jay-Z are currently in Paris – and were seen tonight heading out to dinner at Caviar Kaspia, with the 30-year-old singer look fantastic in leather trousers and a red and black tuxedo jacket.
A source told The Sun newspaper: ‘The two couples are planning a trip around Florida. Both Chris and Jay have been on intense world tours so they really need a break. Gwyneth and Beyonce think the jaunt, going back to nature on a high-end Winnebago, will be the ideal getaway. It will be low-key but it’s just what they need and they’ll get to spend quality time together.’
Beyonce gave birth to her first child Blue Ivy in January while Gwyneth and Chris have two kids, Apple, eight, and Moses, six. Chris has previous revealed he thinks his friendship with Jay-Z is ‘hilarious’ and thinks they get on well because they can identify with one another.
He said: ‘Yes, it is hilarious [our friendship]. What’s the common denominator? Well, underneath he probably feels a bit like me and I probably feel a bit like him.’
Gwyneth believes her husband and the ’99 Problems’ hitmaker get on well as they ‘balance’ one another.
She said: ‘They balance each other out. Chris and I are like Jay and Beyonce; two paranoid ironists and two calm grounded people.’
Chris added: ‘There you go, you’ve got the answer. We balance each other out.’
Gwyneth was recently criticised for tweeting the N-word – while cheering on her famous friends Jay-Z and Kanye West during their co-headline show in Paris. Dancing with the superstars during a guest-appearance onstage at their Watch The Throne tour, the mother-of-two then tweeted a photograph with the caption ‘N***as in paris for real’.
But she received a barrage of abuse as people expressed their shock over the word.
Gwyneth defended herself, saying: ‘Hold up. It’s the title of the song!’
Her husband Chris was headlining the Emirates Stadium in London with Coldplay as she supported their close friend Jay-Z in the French capital.
Beyonce, Jay, Gwyneth and Chris and the kids… all on a roadtrip? In FLORIDA? Um, NO. That will never happen. I could totally see Beyonce and Gwyneth day-dreaming about it, though. In their minds, it would be so quaint, like pretending to be peasants for a few days so they could really appreciate their luxury lifestyle. But the harsh realities would soon be upon them: how does one speak to a Florida peasant? How does one get petrol for the recreational vehicle? How does one get takeout (how gauche!) caviar and blinis in Jacksonville? How does one function amongst the peasantry when one is a ‘paranoid ironist’?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Um…no way. Goop & Bey would never deign to take a road trip.Tsk tsk.
I’d pay money to see Goop have to walk around Gatorland, or some of Florida’s other fine attractions!
You put it more eloquently than I was thinking. Snake farms, stinky piers, dodgy campgrounds, and no way are they used to this heat. They’d all melt.
She definetely had a boob job.
plus, how can you go on vacation with Goop, put on a bikini and not feel like an ogre next to her?!
Ditto on the enhancement people keep denying she had years ago, her choice. Damn…got the FLOTUS on her tip, people hooting and hollering and causing blog wars, money, talent and beauty. Wow, I am sickened at how jealous I get sometimes.
Maybe we’ll get lucky & a gator will make a snack outta Gywneth. I kinda feel like any wise gator will know not to mess with Beyonce & her thunder thighs
also I wonder what goop would taste like…
Chicken legs?
Dry white meat. You know, the over cooked stringy kind.
more like a toothpick
It would probably be a road trip around Miami and Palm Beach. Besides 3 of 4 are musicians. They’ve been roadtripping for years. Their buses are nicer than most people’s homes.
And they would stay in 5 star hotels every night. As pretentious as they are I could imagine them paying to close Disney for the day.
But would the bus have room for the nannies, stylists, chef, maid?
this makes the most sense. how could any of us have ever been so thick to think that they would take an actual winnebago like normal folk.
of course thiers will be a double decker with a full time driver, three nannies, four separate sleeping compartments, two bathrooms, one fully equipped kitchen (no hot plates and noodles over here) all JUST so they can pull over at the fanciest hotel because really! why would they ever park and sleep.
Exactly! Unless, God forbid, they are stuck in a horrific traffic jam with sudden faulty plumbing. Now that would be entertainment.
I’d love to see a roadtrip with JZ, Chris and Guy Ritchie as a special guest. That will be fun!
yeah… their idea of going “slumming” would be being driven between super expensive hotels in a multi-million dollars tour bus with an army of nannies. please.
Of course. And to further prove that they are just like the common people, Beyonce will cook herself and Goop will flat iron her own hair.
“Watching roaches climb the wall. If you called your Daddy he could stop it all. You’ll never live like common people…”
They need to go away. And Beyonce and Jay Z are looking real silly walking around with a reborn doll with no socks or shoes. Then they dump a sack of blankets over the dolls head to try and fool people. Notice how the baby is always in the same position and never moves. They are truly sick.
Thank you, I agree. Bey/ jay & goop are all massively overrated artists whose best work is behind them. If any of them put a fraction of the effort in their craft that they do in their marketing, then their bodies of work wouldn’t have nosedived.
Everytime Goop tries to be just like us, it reminds me of Marie Antoinette. Playing “poor farmer” in her special little farm build for her, in custom made clothes designed to look just like the real thing (only more expensive.)
And we know how she ended up.
I wonder how long it would take in a Winnebago, before Gywnneth can’t stand it anymore and blurts out how fat and ‘unhealthy’ Bey is…(just like she did to Ross Matthews and Batali).
“hold up, it’s for her own good!”
Chris Martin as an ironists, that one I buy. The rest of them, just NO. That take themselves waaaaaaaayyyy to serious.
They should road-trip the Panhandle! I’d love to see them in Port St Joe fishing under the bridge with the hillbilly pillheads, or maybe checking out Sopchoppy (too bad they missed the worm gruntin fest), or they could head to the Big Bend and check out Shired Island and Cross City….HAHAHAHA! I’ve never paid for anything any of these tools have done but I’d sure pay to see that!
They’d be absolutely PERFECT for 30-A and Seaside and all the pretentious douchebaggery of SoWal though!
Agree this will never happen. 4 adults, 2 kids and an infant in a Winnebago? Who’s going to drive? And will the help be following in an SUV?
Now I could see them in a chateau in Provence kicking back, with a staff to handle the grunt work.
if i had to spend 10 minutes in a winnebago with goop it would be a bloodbath.
Given that bouncy is dumber than a bag of sand, without assistance does she even know where Florida is?
Probably not. She doesn’t even have a GED.
Tiger Woods lives in Florida. You calling him a peasant?
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa !!!
edit… I meant floridaseaturtle…scared me so bad
Watch this commercial for the Paltrow app. Removes the n-word from rap LOL Look =>youtu.be/uCz6809UEuY
Ummm, can someone spell this one out for me – who’s the paranoid ironist in each scenario, and who’s the calm one? Friends don’t call friends paranoid, surely?!