Stylish Celebrity Escapism
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Dec 5
'06
Go Granny Go!


A drug runner 61 year old grandma was caught with 214 pounds of ganj. Grammy Garcia told police that she received only $275 in welfare a month and regularly gambled to buy money for weed support herself.

When police turned a deaf ear to her pleas, Grammy decided to take another route and pulled out a gun, no two, and said, “Give me back my bingo pot, bitches!” That’s when they decided intervention needed to happen and maced her bingo loving ass.

No, not really. But that’s what I imagined happened. Instead after that lousy excuse didn’t work, she claimed she was tricked which was a total farce because we all know if the crazy lady had 214 lbs. of weed that she had to protect and hide at all costs, she most definitely knew they weren’t a different strain of tomato plants.

Bad news: She’s getting 3-12 years in the slammer.

Good news: She will probably hand-make bingo cards out of discarded trash and bingo balls made out of buttermints and convince the other inmates to play with her.

And here I have posted a picture of Ryan Phillippe just because I’m sure he and Granny have the same interests.

Written by Viv

Posted in Crime, Drugs, Funny, Odd, Photos

2 Responses to “Go Granny Go!”

  1. this is so funny! I am picturing that gun-weilding bingo granny protecting her huge pot stash.

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  2. HA. SO FUNNY. I think I met this granny once… isn’t she YOUR grandma, viv? har har.

    Sorry for the bad joke. But seriously - I could totally kung fu chop that granny.

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