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		<title>By: Mugsy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mugsy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 06:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Don&#039;t put up with it Jen, he&#039;s using the put-downs (however small) to manipulate.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t put up with it Jen, he&#8217;s using the put-downs (however small) to manipulate.
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		<title>By: NotBlonde</title>
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		<dc:creator>NotBlonde</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:38:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kaiser and Cheyenne, you get a big one of these: :roll: 

PS Steak isn&#039;t the healthiest food on the planet. Maybe you should start eating more fish.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kaiser and Cheyenne, you get a big one of these: <img src='http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif' alt=':roll:' class='wp-smiley' />  </p>
<p>PS Steak isn&#8217;t the healthiest food on the planet. Maybe you should start eating more fish.
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		<title>By: whatevs</title>
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		<dc:creator>whatevs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 09:57:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wonder what the joke was about Tom Hanks.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wonder what the joke was about Tom Hanks.
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		<title>By: Cheyenne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cheyenne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 05:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LOL @ &quot;Hopefully when she starts shooting with Gerald Butler she falls hard for him and they live happily ever after.&quot;  You left one thing out of the equation: what if he doesn&#039;t fall hard for her?  Happily ever after only happens when it&#039;s mutual.

Unless, of course, she can be happy ever after living alone.  After all, aren&#039;t her fans maintaining that she is this strong and resourceful person who doesn&#039;t need to depend on a man to be happy?  If that&#039;s the case, then she doesn&#039;t need Gerard Butler or anyone else.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>LOL @ &#8220;Hopefully when she starts shooting with Gerald Butler she falls hard for him and they live happily ever after.&#8221;  You left one thing out of the equation: what if he doesn&#8217;t fall hard for her?  Happily ever after only happens when it&#8217;s mutual.</p>
<p>Unless, of course, she can be happy ever after living alone.  After all, aren&#8217;t her fans maintaining that she is this strong and resourceful person who doesn&#8217;t need to depend on a man to be happy?  If that&#8217;s the case, then she doesn&#8217;t need Gerard Butler or anyone else.
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		<title>By: Cheyenne</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cheyenne</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:08:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Shitty&quot; Pitt?  Damn, we&#039;re back in middle school now.  Pathetic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Shitty&#8221; Pitt?  Damn, we&#8217;re back in middle school now.  Pathetic.
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		<title>By: Whitey Fisk</title>
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		<dc:creator>Whitey Fisk</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:27:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sharing salad and fish.  Ugh.

Baholicious...I vaguely remember a story about John giving Jessica Simpson a thesaurus as a gift in front of a bunch of people.  Would certainly fit your  &quot;planting those seeds of self-doubt&quot; description!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sharing salad and fish.  Ugh.</p>
<p>Baholicious&#8230;I vaguely remember a story about John giving Jessica Simpson a thesaurus as a gift in front of a bunch of people.  Would certainly fit your  &#8220;planting those seeds of self-doubt&#8221; description!
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		<title>By: CB Rawks</title>
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		<dc:creator>CB Rawks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you&#039;re right there, Cheyenne.

And doodahs, that absolutely describes my sister! She&#039;s been that way her whole life, and unfortunately I have in fact cut her out of my life, for that very reason. I gave up after 39 years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you&#8217;re right there, Cheyenne.</p>
<p>And doodahs, that absolutely describes my sister! She&#8217;s been that way her whole life, and unfortunately I have in fact cut her out of my life, for that very reason. I gave up after 39 years.
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		<title>By: Ter</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ter</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:26:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I know that Oprah loves Jennifer.  Does she like John?  Has she sanctioned this realtionship from on high?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know that Oprah loves Jennifer.  Does she like John?  Has she sanctioned this realtionship from on high?
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		<title>By: Kim</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kim</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:20:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Always steer clear of passive aggressive people. That is my rule of the thumb. I had a friend who used to make fun of my other friends and putting me down for having them. I dumped her via e-mail.

Maybe Jen thinks that after Brad &#039;shitty&#039; Pitt, she cannot sink any lower. Brad being dumb makes any man seem like a genius. Maybe she relished simply having grown up conversions with a boyfriend that lacked in her ex hubby. See how he is at home talking poo and pee.

I am not Mayer&#039;s number one fan. I don&#039;t see thtis lasting. Hopefully when she starts shooting with Gerald Butler, she falls hard for him and they live happily ever after.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Always steer clear of passive aggressive people. That is my rule of the thumb. I had a friend who used to make fun of my other friends and putting me down for having them. I dumped her via e-mail.</p>
<p>Maybe Jen thinks that after Brad &#8216;shitty&#8217; Pitt, she cannot sink any lower. Brad being dumb makes any man seem like a genius. Maybe she relished simply having grown up conversions with a boyfriend that lacked in her ex hubby. See how he is at home talking poo and pee.</p>
<p>I am not Mayer&#8217;s number one fan. I don&#8217;t see thtis lasting. Hopefully when she starts shooting with Gerald Butler, she falls hard for him and they live happily ever after.
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		<title>By: doodahs</title>
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		<dc:creator>doodahs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 05:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I have an ex friend who would constantly make jibes about the fact that I was a couple of years older than her, that she was skinnier than me and generally try to put me down in a &#039;funny&#039; way... When I finally called her on it she looked shocked, adopted this tone of surprise and cried &quot;Oh I was only kidding! You&#039;re so sensitive&quot; (classic deflection).... I began to notice a pattern of her sh*t talking about all of her friends and I realized it would never stop, so I moved on. I&#039;ve had other friends do that too... I think of myself as someone comfortable in their own skin. I know who I am and I accept myself &#039;as is&#039; for the most part... I think this made them feel uneasy and I began to realize that when someone feels the need to put you down or draw attention to something about you in a negative way, it says more about how they feel about THEMSELVES and their own insecurities. It&#039;s a form of control and in a person with self issues, it&#039;s an easy way to deflect from themselves in an attempt to transfer that negative self talk/self image onto someone else...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have an ex friend who would constantly make jibes about the fact that I was a couple of years older than her, that she was skinnier than me and generally try to put me down in a &#8216;funny&#8217; way&#8230; When I finally called her on it she looked shocked, adopted this tone of surprise and cried &#8220;Oh I was only kidding! You&#8217;re so sensitive&#8221; (classic deflection)&#8230;. I began to notice a pattern of her sh*t talking about all of her friends and I realized it would never stop, so I moved on. I&#8217;ve had other friends do that too&#8230; I think of myself as someone comfortable in their own skin. I know who I am and I accept myself &#8216;as is&#8217; for the most part&#8230; I think this made them feel uneasy and I began to realize that when someone feels the need to put you down or draw attention to something about you in a negative way, it says more about how they feel about THEMSELVES and their own insecurities. It&#8217;s a form of control and in a person with self issues, it&#8217;s an easy way to deflect from themselves in an attempt to transfer that negative self talk/self image onto someone else&#8230;
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