Robert Pattinson on those who call him ‘R-Patz’: “I want to strangle them”

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson is still promoting Cosmopolis, which is getting a wide release in the UK this weekend although we won’t see it stateside until August 17. As this press tour continues, it seems that Sparkles is getting a little bit punchier with each interview even though he’s still (so far) managing to keep his vital, self-deprecating air about himself. In this interview with The Guardian, he discusses how he feels like everyone hates him and how he’s obsessed with Googling himself and reading critical responses to his acting. Sparkles also takes a shot at the celebrities who muck up the Occupy movement by showing up in their fancy cars, which reminds me of how Kanye West showed up to Occupy Wall Street wearing a $30,000 outfit. Oh, and he really hates being called “R-Patz” too but never mentions anything about “Sparkles,” so I think we’re still safe with that moniker. Here are some excerpts:

Robert Pattinson

On self-doubt: “I don’t really know how accepted I am. Nothing ever matters to me apart from the people with negative opinions. That’s literally it. That always drives me on to the next thing. It’s funny, you just focus on them and then the next movie. That’s the only thing you’re thinking about when it comes out. I’ve never really taken myself seriously as an actor,” he says, fresh off a plane from Germany, where, he notes by the by, everybody seems to hate him. “It is surprising the amount of people who think I’m going to be really dumb. I think they think anyone who has done teen movies is just an idiot. I don’t know, maybe I am. Some of the best actors, if you talk to them, they’re not the smartest people in the world.”

On celebrity hypocrisy w/the Occupy movement: “I remember when Occupy happened in LA. I knew a bunch of actors who went down to it. They all drove down there, because no one takes the train, and parked one stop away, because they didn’t want to be seen driving their free Audis, and then got on the train. I was like, ‘What are you doing? You’re probably ruining it for the other people!’ I guess that’s kind of a bubble; you want to say things, but you are being hypocritical. I’ve never really been in a position to give my opinion on political stuff before, it doesn’t really come up. But suddenly you’ve got to take an enormous amount of responsibility.”

On Cosmopolis: “It’s funny. It got such divisive reactions in Cannes,” Pattinson says, before confessing to having compulsively sought out those reactions himself. “I was sitting in the car on the way back from the press conference, refreshing, refreshing, refreshing on my phone. I’ve never really done anything where people have hated it, or really, really read into it. It’s so different to other films, and that’s one of the reasons I wanted to do it. You read the script and you’re like, ‘Is this actually getting made? It’s set in a car, there’s so much talking about experimental economics, and it’s getting a wide release? But I think that’s important, I would do a lot to get movies like that into the cinema again.”

On his dreaded nickname: “When I got this part, every single article that came out, was, ‘R-Patz’s struggle for credibility!’; I don’t understand who invented that thing, ‘R-Patz’, I want to strangle them.”

[From The Guardian]

The part about the nickname is kind of funny, I think, and it’s a lot like Scarlett Johansson’s distaste at being called “ScarJo.” At a certain point, it’s kind of ridiculous when a celebrity earns several million dollars per movie and then focuses their annoyance on something as harmless and tiny as a nickname. It’s not like people are calling him “TinyWang” or anything, right? In that regard, Sparkles just needs to suck it up. There are much worse things to be called than “R-Patz.”

Robert Pattinson

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  1. Maguita says:

    With those tea-pouring elegant fingers, he might tickle them to death.

  2. nina says:

    r-patz is a sh-tty nickname though. It makes him sound like a little girl playing patty cake. And I don’t think he’s complaining, just answering the question whether he likes his shitty nickname or not.

    • RocketMerry says:

      Yeah, I kind of get what he’s saying, too.
      If I think back to the nicknames I’ve had… they were nothing bad per se, just silly alliterations and cutesy variations. Nothing offensive really, and I detested them all.
      Mostly because it’s something you don’t really have power on, you can have all the money/prestigious positions in the world and still be subjected to the nickname 🙂

  3. Eve says:

    R-Patz, R-Patz, R-Patz!!! :mrgreen:

    I understand where he comes from, but like you (Bedhead) said, there are things a way more annoying to be focused on.

  4. Lindy says:

    Huh. I have never found him attractive before (funny, fairly decent and down-to-earth in interviews, yes, but hot, nope). and yet in that last picture in the suit–even with that cheeseball blue steel stare–I think he looks pretty hot.

  5. lower-case deb says:

    Soooo Kinkaaayyy…
    Strangle Me RPatz! Strangle Me!

    gosh. so many Twihards are lining on the streets to be strangled by Christian Grey right now. I mean, Edw.. RPatz! RPatz! RPatz!

    like Adele said, sang, “Cause I heard them screaming out your name, strangle me!”

  6. Jaxx says:

    One thing I know for sure: if I was ever famous I would never, ever go on the internet and look at any of these sites! Talk about ego killing. Nobody escapes from someone hating on them.

    • ZZZ says:

      Yes, you would have to be incredibly BRAVE and have a VERY short memory!

    • Crystal says:

      LOL. True but I’ve always said that if I was famous I would come on Celebitchy and hate on myself and troll my fans. The haters are always funnier tbh. Y’all would hate me if I was famous though. I’m not into all that fake humility that female actresses/singers are all about, I’d be the Black Gwyneth Paltrow and I’d send all my haters jars of preserved apricots and handwritten ‘F*ck you’ notes on Asprey stationary.

      That would be so much fun.

      • Karen says:

        I just became your biggest fan and would like to send you my address. Please make sure my preserved apricots are organic though!

      • I Choose Me says:

        Ha! That does sound fun. If you were famous and I was a fan, I’d probably like you all the more for it. Wish more celebrities owned it you know? And didn’t take themselves so seriously. They’d be so much more interesting.

      • Bart says:

        That was awesome and I just sent your comment to all of my friends. I want them to know what it means if I ever send the a jar of preserved apricots.

      • corny says:

        I heard about your crystal preserves and that 3 people died from eyeball poisoning, I know it is true because I saw your name on TMZ…also that you have been packing on the lbs and are chock full of celluites, now where’s my jar?

      • Tara says:

        I’ll be your fan too!! You should write for one of these sites. Ur hilarious 🙂

  7. anna says:

    He has real problems, just like the Mouth Breather.

  8. jess says:

    I blame Jennifer Lopez on these celebrity nicknames. When she decided that she wanted to be a singer she called herself JLo and ever since then people have been giving celebs nicknames. The worst is when the media give celeb couples nicknames (I blame Jen for this to) Bennifer, Brangelina, Robsten its all gross to me.

    • Jojo says:

      It was Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, P Diddy who had her do it. He is the scoundrel to blame for proliferation of the 2 syllable title. grrrr.

  9. Happy21 says:

    I like him! Not hot for him but I do like him. I like his attitude and his humour. He is very humble.

  10. Reece says:

    *talks slowly*
    R= Robert It’s your first name.
    Patz= Pattinson. A short version of your last name.
    There’s this thing we do in language now where we shorten things particularly for the internet. Like here when I used an equal sign in place of the words “is for” or “represents” Particularly = special.

    Although anyone that says RPatz verbally does need a face palm.

  11. A says:

    I used to really like him and now I’m finding him so eye-roll worthy. I read this interview in it’s entirety, and Bedhead left out the part where he basically said it was ridiculous that the only films getting made are superhero films with budgets of $250 million and how glad he was that a project like Cosmopolis came along. Then the bit about how a lot of actors are actually really dumb and the occupy movement, etc. He’s just starting to come off as incredibly judgey to me. I feel like that bit about how he admitted to being pretentious in the past was just bs, that he actually felt that way but fake apologized for it because he knew he was starting to get some blow back for biting the hand that feeds him by criticizing Twilight. Please don’t attack me, RPatz stans.

    • Crystal says:

      LOL. It’s like the conversation we had last week. They purposely leave out all his pretentious quotes because the agenda is to make him as charming as possible. I wish Kristen had made these comments on other actors’ inteligence and the occupy movement. This thread would be more entertaining because they would have dragged her and called her a try hard hipster. Robert on the other hand is soooo charming and sooo humble. Gotta love this place.

      I will say though, that I used to think he was fug but now I find him quite attractive and his suit game has been on point recently. Keep it up R-Pattz (yeah, I said it. Come for me Robert). I still think he has a footface though.

      Also I love that he’s willing to admit that he reads the negative comments about himself and it makes him want to do better. Haters will always your biggest motivators so I can’t be mad at that. At least he doesn’t pretend to not give a fuck like some *side-eyeing you Kristen*

      Don’t worry about twihards/R-pattz fans. I’ll protect you 😉

      Do you plan on seeing ‘Cosmopolis’ ???

      • A says:

        Ha, thanks Crystal. Funny thing the stans don’t get is that I actually kind of like both RPatz and KStew…that someone can like an actor but still call them out/make fun of their obnoxious behavior. I do find the narrative of him being the sweet, humble guy and her being the evil, pretentious hipster bitch kind of silly, because I think both of them have some similar traits when you read their interviews in their entirety. I do like that he acknowledged the haters. Best reaction ever to internet haters goes to Tom Hardy though, when he admitted that he anonymously defends himself.

        I agree. He has been wearing the hell out of his suites lately. He’s been doing a ton of promotion for Cosmopolis, so maybe the traveling wore him down in the past and now he is rested and looking good.

        I’ll go see the film. Will you? Juliette Binoche is one of my favorite actresses, so she alone is enough of an incentive. I find Cronenberg to be an innovative filmmaker, but I’m not sure even he could adapt DeLillo’s novel to the screen without making it a snorefest. It’s an interesting novel, but I just can’t imagine how it will translate onto the screen.

      • Crystal says:

        @A.
        Yeah I never get how people think they’re so different when they’re pratically the same person. The only thing Rob has over kristen is his humour but apart from that they’re both so similar. I mean I get hating them both equally but I don’t understand those who think he’s better than her. Kristen couldn’t get away with half the shit he says but that goes for all women in Hollywood versus the men. I have a love/hate relationship with both of them. Their fans make it hard to like them.

        I love Tom Hardy even more now. I’ll be looking for that interview. I could kind of see Rob getting frustrated by the hate and defending himself on the internet. I wonder if he does this too. LOL.

        I think I’ll go and see it. I want to give him and Kristen a chance to prove their skills because as of now I think they’re both terrible. I gave Kristen a chance in SWATH(and she blew it with her underracting and having her mouth open the whole time) so I think I’ll give Rob a chance to prove himself. This has been getting good reviews so…
        If Rob doesn’t do good in this I plan to give up on him and start stanning for Tom Sturridge instead. Him and his scrunchie will never let me down 😉

        I’m a huge Cronenberg stan too and wasn’t all that thrilled by ‘A Dangerous Method’ so I’m excited by this. There’s no in between with Cronenberg. You either love it or hate it. *sigh*

    • cmc says:

      Uhhh on the big budget flicks- like the star of Twilight has any room to talk about that. You’re part of the problem, sweetie.

      • aquarius64 says:

        True. He who gets 25 million and a percent of the box office for Breaking Dawn 1 & 2 is in no position to slam (unless he’s giving a big chuck of that money to charity.)

    • JosieJ says:

      I Agee with you 100%! I used to be a fan, but he has been coming off so arrogant lately. Like he has become his girlfriend, thinking he is so smart and above everyone else.
      Seriously complaining about a harmless nickname and calling other actors dumb. He will be lucky if people still want to see him in movies five years from now,

  12. RobN says:

    Not that hot, not that great an actor, somehow manages to make millions of dollars out of turning on 12 year old girls, and still finds something to complain about.

    He should enjoy it all before people figure out just how incredibly dull he is.

  13. Rosy says:

    “I think they think anyone who has done teen movies is just an idiot. I don’t know, maybe I am. Some of the best actors, if you talk to them, they’re not the smartest people in the world.”

    He is so full of himself..

  14. Janet says:

    He’d better enjoy his fame while he still has it and he won’t have it much longer. He’s not going to age well. Looks-wise, he hit his peak in his early 20s and he’s already on the downside. And let’s face it, his looks are really all he’s got going for him.

    • corny says:

      yep, that and zillions of twi-bucks to fall back on, poor rpatz, maybe crystal will send him her preserves

  15. ClaireB says:

    He really kind makes you want to roll your eyes until they’re stuck.

    Maybe people in Germany thought he was dumb because he accepted to be in an incredibly dumb and offensive teen movie.
    And please, if you don’t think you’re a good actor, do us a favor, and stop. We can pretend we’ll miss you. If you don’t want to stop, take some acting lessons, be grateful, and use your millions wisely. And take some acting lessons again.

  16. Jackie says:

    i have never written the following, but in this case i must…STFU.

    him and his girlfriend need to stop reading all their press, start smiling, stop complaining, and be grateful.

    it they want to bitch, do it in private, not in interviews!

    f*cking idiots.

    • I Choose Me says:

      I disagree Jackie. If they didn’t bitch and moan and complain then we couldn’t get our bitch on and that wouldn’t be any fun. Tu sabes? 😉

  17. mia girl says:

    Hey, Pattinson’s bodyguard in the first pic is the same bodyguard photobombing Jennifer Anniston and Justin Theroux in the “just out for a love stroll” Paris pictures!

    I bet his likes his gig with Pattinson better. :).

  18. booboocita says:

    I watched Bel Ami on VOD over the weekend. Not only was he completely outclassed by his female co-stars (Christina Ricci was particularly good, and Natalie Tena was outstanding in a small part), his looks really are starting to fade. He looked doughy, and for some reason — maybe the high Edwardian collars — his head looked HUGE.

    Maybe Cosmopolis will be better, but I dunno. Isn’t August when the studios traditionally dump all the movies they think are insufficiently big for a summer release and insufficiently good for a fall holiday/Oscar run? I remember that the remake of Conan (the one with Jason Momoa) was released on August 9 last year, and news outlets like Variety and The Hollywood Reporter were saying that no-one expected it to go anywhere, moneywise — and it didn’t. An August release doesn’t bode well for Cosmopolis, or for RPattz.

  19. Courtney says:

    if he can’t take being called R Patz maybe he shouldn’t have attempted to be in the entertainment business you always get stuck will crappy nicknames

    • mona says:

      I doubt he’s that bothered by it. People read too much into it. He’s never serious about half the stuff he says.

  20. bns says:

    He and his girlfriend can choke on his glittering dick for all I care.

  21. TXCinderella says:

    Gotta love him for being honest. At least he is letting people know that most Hollywood types are phonies. Go Rob!

  22. Chatcat says:

    This kid is smoking way too much weed. Not only can he not act, his interviews are making him appear dumber by the day. “I guess that’s kind of a bubble; you want to say things, but you are being hypocritical. I’ve never really been in a position to give my opinion on political stuff before, it doesn’t really come up. But suddenly you’ve got to take an enormous amount of responsibility.” Blahhahahahahahah do these celebs really think the average person wants/cares/listens to their opinions on politics? Who says we want celeb’s to be responsible? WE WANT THE POLITICIANS TO BE RESPONSIBLE! We don’t give a rats ass if celebs are or not.

  23. CARLA says:

    so now is hate on Rob?? lol

    the nickname is stupid, as is Kstew, even worse ROBSTEN, people don’t see them as individuals anymore, I love the 2 together, but i hate the nicknames!!!

    I don’t think he is arrogant at all, he is always been pretty humble about all the craziness, and to the person who brought up TW as a blockbuster, he didn’t think it was turn out to be something as big as it is, none of them did, I think that’s one of the main reasons Kristen has struggled, they weren’t ready for it, and being together makes the situation worse

  24. Hanna says:

    Yeah ,le extraordinaire

  25. Lisa says:

    OMG, people think Rob is being arrogant? You need to watch his interviews because everything he says is interrupted by his giggles. He is the last person who thinkgs highly of himself. He’s self-deprecating to a fault.

  26. original almond says:

    Gah, those mothering hips of his! Also, he’s started drinking his own Kool aid.
    Sit DOWN, Sparkles.

    • koolaid_aid says:

      lainey is that you? or some prsten member? Hmmm.

      • ORLY says:

        Hey Almond, you just killed me with the mothering hips! Lainey won with that one.
        Kool_aid, what the hell is prsten?

      • original almond says:

        Hey, ORLY. I find Lainey’s take on Sparkle-pants incredibly funny. The tea-pouring hands are gold; I love tea so much I’d pay anything to see R-Patz pout me a cuppa. It helps that I can’t see his hotness and my eyesight is top notch.

  27. nancy xl says:

    he’d make a perfect christian grey.

  28. ds says:

    i just saw him in cosmopolis few days ago, and he really surprised me. he did a great job, and i actually hope to see him in another serious role. he has potential.

  29. Chris says:

    Rob is cool and I respect him a lot for all the things he has to deal with. RPattz should be only for children who can’t get whole words out or texting teens. Adults need to get it together.

  30. buckley says:

    Ha!
    Scarjo is not so bad.
    My friends call her Scarlett Johanjobb.

  31. LittleDeadGirl says:

    Haha you gave me such a laugh with “Tiny Wang”. That is forever his name in my mind.

  32. leslilly says:

    This reminds me of nicknames we had for each other in school. My real name is Leslie, so as you can imagine, growing up I was called “Lesbo” quite often. By high school, I thought it was hilarious – they pronounced it w/the “s” instead of the “z” and added a “bo” to my last name at that time, making me “Lesbo Jobo”. It spread around to everyone…soon there was a Kelbo Doughbo, Kimbo Statbo…you get the picture. Anyway, hated it at first w/a passion and then it turned out to be the funniest thing. Just embrace it RPatz! heehee 😉

  33. msw says:

    He should have “R-Patz” stitched onto his baseball cap. Someone please send him one like this. Thank you in advance.

  34. Marianne says:

    I wonder how he feels about those who call him Sparkles. 😉

    But I completely agree. It’s a harmless nickname.And really it’s just a way to shorten their name. It’s not that offensive. I Mean Fassy has gone on record and has said that he doesn’t mind being called that at all. I can’t remember what movie, but he said that the kids on set used to call him Fassy B, so he thinks its kind of endearing.

    • original almond says:

      I don’t think he’s stumbled on Celebitchy yet, but I eagerly wait for the day and interview in which he’ll bitch and whine about those awful people who won’t let him let go of Twilight (the one where apparently he WAS acting and making decisions as an actor -go figure).

  35. fluffybunny says:

    Me thinks he should be more concerned with becoming mediocre (at the very least) actor than what people nickname him.

  36. Abby says:

    He’s so funny. I would love to just watch his interviews. Hated twilight and all the acting (and I even read the books… once was too many times) but I’m loving his personality.

    Kristen on the other hand… She is stunning, but I wanted to grab her jaw and maker her close her mouth in SWATH. I thought of like 5 other actresses that would have been better (Natalie Portman, Emma Watston.. etc) I don’t like Kristen in interviews either. I just like to look at her photos. 🙂

  37. Chickie Baby says:

    This cracked me up–when I first saw the headline this morning that teased “he HATES this nickname!” my first thought was, “please don’t let it be Sparkle Dong! Please, please!” And it wasn’t, so now it’s just very amusing.

  38. Silk Spectre says:

    RPatz “TinyWang” MacSparklypants

    Edit I have to say though, what he says about the Occupy posers is pretty spot on. If only he could have stopped that statement before getting to the idiotic part about his own “enormous responsibility”. Sigh. So close, Patzy Patz. So close.